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PimpXMaster
Homeys What up ? Pizza and Beer, located on the table to your right.

Ladies, I am located on your leftpimp

Welcome and enjoy!!!

kmcdude
PIMP THIS


bunny bunny bunny

PimpXMaster
Good idea, KmcDude. Cute Bunnies, will attract the ladies pimp

Rogue Jedi
_hijack

PimpXMaster
Over my pimping Body!! I will post some pics of my ladies, when I get them. For now keep it pimpy, and don't be Wimpy. Oh Yeah

Rogue Jedi
pics of your ladies, "when you get them?" sure, dude.
nutskick

kmcdude
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Over my pimping Body!! I will post some pics of my ladies, when I get them. For now keep it pimpy, and don't be Wimpy. Oh Yeah

Are u a pimp in real life? Or just act like one on the forum? laughing laughing




...................................................... no expression

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by kmcdude
Are u a pimp in real life? Or just act like one on the forum? laughing laughing




...................................................... no expression

It's just to easy over here. Friday is my Pimp Day. If you ever see me on Kmc on a friday after 5 pm, then my Pimp cane got stolen and my Pimp Powers are gone.

Rogue Jedi
maybe he is a pimp, just maybe........right, and i am a chinese jet pilot.pilotplane

Coldfire
Originally posted by kmcdude
Are u a pimp in real life? Or just act like one on the forum? laughing laughing




...................................................... no expression
stick out tongue

Dirty Vader
Nice asses on the sig Pimp.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe he is a pimp, just maybe........right, and i am a chinese jet pilot.pilotplane

Then without a pimpimg doubt, you must be a chinese jet pilot.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dirty Vader
Nice asses on the sig Pimp.
not really, they are way too damn big.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not really, they are way too damn big.

I guess you perfer, scorpian. pimp

Coldfire
Very obsessed with asses are you Pimp? roll eyes (sarcastic)

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Coldfire
Very obsessed with asses are you Pimp? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Not really, but it gets me by pimp

Heres a pic from the past. For some reason, I take bad pictures, and her head is missing evil face

Pyrofly
people like you make me sick disgust

Rogue Jedi
*joins pyro bending over toilet, puking guts out*

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
people like you make me sick disgust

Hey, if the girls I see outside, have nor problem with it, then why should I.

Adaptation to what ever girl wants me to act. Thats half the battle pimp

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*joins pyro bending over toilet, puking guts out*

The Pimp thread, also has an exist door. feel free to use it, if you don't like the thread pimp

Wolflet
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Homeys What up ? Pizza and Beer, located on the table to your right.

Ladies, I am located on your leftpimp

Welcome and enjoy!!!
Whats located in front of us? no expression

Rogue Jedi
nah, everyone else here points out meaningless threads whenever they get a chance, so if i cant beat them, i will join them.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Wolflet
Whats located in front of us? no expression

The entrance wink

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, everyone else here points out meaningless threads whenever they get a chance, so if i cant beat them, i will join them.

Don't like it, just simply leave. You pointed it out, now you could leave. Otherwise have a pizza

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Hey, if the girls I see outside, have nor problem with it, then why should I.

Adaptation to what ever girl wants me to act. Thats half the battle pimp but im a girl in KMC and i do have a problem with it

i just thought i would let you know that men like you are..how do i say.. jerks, morons and oh wait LOSERS smile yes yes thats it.. pimp sureeeee roll eyes (sarcastic)

at least RJs on my side

Wolflet
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
The entrance wink
where does the entrance lead to if your just to the left and the pizza is to the right huh

Rogue Jedi
nup you DO know that you are not an actual pimp, right? you DO know that you dont have bitches working on the corner for you, right? you DO know that this is a sexist thread, dont you?

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nup you DO know that you are not an actual pimp, right? you DO know that you dont have bitches working on the corner for you, right? you DO know that this is a sexist thread, dont you? i DONT think he knows that stick out tongue

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
but im a girl in KMC and i do have a problem with it

i just thought i would let you know that men like you are..how do i say.. jerks, morons and oh wait LOSERS smile yes yes thats it.. pimp sureeeee roll eyes (sarcastic)

at least RJs on my side

You forgot Pimp Master, and handsome little devil. wink

Rogue Jedi
i gotcha, pyro. lets just humor him and go along with it, shall we?

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nup you DO know that you are not an actual pimp, right? you DO know that you dont have bitches working on the corner for you, right? you DO know that this is a sexist thread, dont you?


If it bothers you so much. Then think what you must. While you think, have a pizza

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i gotcha, pyro. lets just humor him and go along with it, shall we? yes we shall big grin

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Wolflet
where does the entrance lead to if your just to the left and the pizza is to the right huh


To tell you the truth, I didn't realy look. I guess it's the band

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You forgot Pimp Master, and handsome little devil. wink No you forgot Pyrofly, hot peice of ass that wants nothing to do with you wink

Coldfire
Originally posted by Pyrofly
i DONT think he knows that stick out tongue
stick out tongue

Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You forgot Pimp Master, and handsome little devil. wink

doh

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
No you forgot Pyrofly, hot peice of ass that wants nothing to do with you wink

Personality comes first. Hot piece of ass, is just Bonus. smoke

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Pyrofly
No you forgot Pyrofly, hot peice of ass that wants nothing to do with you wink
pyrofly>>>1pimpslap<<<"pimpmasterx"

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Personality comes first. Hot piece of ass, is just Bonus. smoke erm that sure as hell aint the pimp in you talking

PimpXMaster
Post your photo Ladies or lets dance

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pyrofly>>>1pimpslap<<<"pimpmasterx" laughing out loud nice one!! eek! and its called PIMPSLAP!

Rogue Jedi
Pimpmasterx? more like "Pimplemasterx."

PimpXMaster
What you say ? music

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
What you say ? music congrats!! eek! YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap

GuitarBunny
I'm a camera whore today shock

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberpics.php

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!! eek! YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap

Oh go bother a rate my rack thread. No one is forcing you to come here. Either have a pepsi or get out.

Pyrofly
no thank you.. i dont like pepsi yuck

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!! eek! YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap
balloons

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
no thank you.. i dont like pepsi yuck

Oh you perfer wine so why didn't you just say so ?

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!! eek! YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap YAY! eek!

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!! eek! YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap

eek! Thanks so much. it feels great to be 6. I am finally older than you now.

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Oh you perfer wine so why didn't you just say so ? sick eww.. wine. blah.



eek! GB we should throw a party and RJ and bring the balloons stick out tongue

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
sick eww.. wine. blah.



eek! GB we should throw a party and RJ and bring the balloons stick out tongue

Ok then have a Slice of pizza

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
eek! Thanks so much. it feels great to be 6. I am finally older than you now. correction.. i older then 6 but im still a kid a heart happy


*points* OOO CARE BEARS!!!! rolling on floor laughing

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Pyrofly
sick eww.. wine. blah.



eek! GB we should throw a party and RJ and bring the balloons stick out tongue eek! sounds like a plan!

Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
eek! Thanks so much. it feels great to be 6. I am finally older than you now.

bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Leo.M
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash laughing omg that was to funny!!

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Leo.M
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash

Sorry, it got wrecked. I need a new one. Don't you hate it when that happens ?

Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash
laughing out loud

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
laughing omg that was to funny!!


laughing ..... laughing out loud ..... eek! .... big grin ..... smile ........ sad .......You are laughing at me aren't you.

Pyrofly
yes yes sorry to break it to you but im laughing AT you not WITH you big grin

Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Sorry, it got wrecked. I need a new one. Don't you hate it when that happens ?

to bad...know i have to put you down chair

Leo.M
Originally posted by Pyrofly
yes yes sorry to break it to you but im laughing AT you not WITH you big grin

laughing laughing laughing

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
yes yes sorry to break it to you but im laughing AT you not WITH you big grin

Oh shucks. I guess you are.

Rogue Jedi
pimplepoppermaster. that sounds better.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pimplepoppermaster. that sounds better.

To long to fit in a user name. try again . you are on a roll.

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Leo.M
laughing laughing laughing glad you found that amusing big grin

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
glad you found that amusing big grin
Who wouldn't find it amusing. it's so original, after all. cheers

Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Who wouldn't find it amusing. it's so original, after all. cheers no expression your not my friend so stop acting like it

i hate when people do that rolling on floor laughing

Leo.M
drunk

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
no expression your not my friend so stop acting like it

i hate when people do that rolling on floor laughing

Pyrofly: I am not your friendtomato


Then leave.

Pyrofly
but ashyyyyyy whats to stay weep

to annoy the living hell outa you evillaugh

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
but ashyyyyyy whats to stay weep

to annoy the living hell outa you evillaugh


You could either


A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police

Pyrofly
coke you finally offered something i like!

pepis=eww
wine= plain gross
pizza= not the best
coke= ROCKIN BIZATCH!!

Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
drunk
hehehe stick out tongue

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
I'm a camera whore today shock

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberpics.php

Ain't she the Third cutest, thing you ever saw in your LIFE!!

Rogue Jedi
wheres a penis? i see no penis.

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Homeys What up ? Pizza and Beer, located on the table to your right.

Ladies, I am located on your leftpimp

Welcome and enjoy!!!

Hi Pimp! and what a lovely morning

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You could either


A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police

This goes for you too Rogue

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
Hi Pimp! and what a lovely morning

It's very lovely indeed in_love

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
It's very lovely indeed in_love

God i was uptill half 4 talking to Cordy! im so tired

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
God i was uptill half 4 talking to Cordy! im so tired

Now you are going to stay up talking to me pimp until Ifall asleep for the third time, that is.

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Now you are going to stay up talking to me pimp until Ifall asleep for the third time, that is.

But im tired!/! I only came on this early hoping he was here...

Leo.M
Originally posted by Enslaved
But im tired!/! I only came on this early hoping he was here...

who?

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
But im tired!/! I only came on this early hoping he was here...

But I'm here!!

Enslaved
Originally posted by Leo.M
who?

Cordera love

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
But I'm here!!

hi why isnt my arseon your sig

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
hi why isnt my arseon your sig

Your what embarrasment

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
Cordera love



You mean PimpXMaster love
yes

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
This goes for you too Rogue
report me? for what? i am not bashing you. whats wrong? cant take a little criticism for being a sexist?

PimpXMaster
A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Your what embarrasment

it was a joke my arse..

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You mean PimpXMaster love
yes

Nope............imean Cordy love

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
Nope............imean Cordy love

sad I feel much better now no

Leo.M
Enslaved how's your foot...or was it your leg...sorry can't remember

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police
butts

Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
sad I feel much better now no

aww im sorry.. Im going to go back to bed,..



my foot and i still cant walk

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
butts laughing

PimpXMaster
police don't worry. The authorities will be here soon. Rohue aint escapeing. Pyrofly, I suggets you leave too, because you will be taken away ifyou continue.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
aww im sorry.. Im going to go back to bed,..



my foot and i still cant walk


And leave me by myself sad

Rogue Jedi
burn

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
burn laughing and you just keep it up stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
hehe

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hehe tisk tisk RJ.. he might report you

even me confused

PimpXMaster
Mods helpsmilie

Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Mods helpsmilie

confused1

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Leo.M
confused1
confused

Coldfire
Anyways I'm off to bed before I fall asleep in my chair lol stick out tongue Goodnight everyone! hug wavey

Pyrofly
hug g`night coldfire!

Rogue Jedi
dont you see what he is doing, pyro? he is threatening to report us so that we will say something else to him. if he was gonna "report" us he would already have done so. besides, whats he gonna report? we arent doing anything wrong.

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont you see what he is doing, pyro? he is threatening to report us so that we will say something else to him. if he was gonna "report" us he would already have done so. besides, whats he gonna report? we arent doing anything wrong. very very good point


shall we continue our evil ways evillaugh

Storm
I wouldn' t go down the road of trolling.

Rogue Jedi
i wouldnt say that we are trolling. are we? i have seen it before and i dont think we are. we arent bashing him on a personal level. well, maybe a couple of times, and i offer my apologies for that. after all, people go into different threads every day here and say how useless and pointless they are.

Storm
You have the right to voice your opinion. However, it serves no purpose to disrupt the thread any further from there on. It' s frustrating and counterproductive.

Rogue Jedi
you are right, good call. i kind of feel singled out, though.

Storm
Probably because you' re the only one with a reaction. I think Pyrofly got the message as well.

PimpXMaster
Now thats settled, let me call the girls mobile

PimpXMaster
big grin

lilmisskitten
laughing Obbsessed

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by lilmisskitten
laughing Obbsessed

I don't know what you are talking about smokin'

Here, have a coke

lilmisskitten
Yeah you do....shifty


eek! thankies !!!!

Pielover666
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
I don't know what you are talking about smokin'

Here, have a coke
I'd rather drink burning hot moter oil than a coke.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pielover666
I'd rather drink burning hot moter oil than a coke.

Thats locatedin the back. Help yourself.

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by lilmisskitten
Yeah you do....shifty


eek! thankies !!!!

big grin Your welcome

Bun Bun
hi2

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Bun Bun
hi2

Bun Bun eek! ( never get tired of saying that name)
Here have a pepsi

Bun Bun
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Bun Bun eek! ( never get tired of saying that name)
Here have a pepsi

Dont mind if i do wink i was dyin a thirst

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Dont mind if i do wink i was dyin a thirst

We also have pizza it might be cold though, on the fact that you came late to the party.

lilmisskitten
Party !! ! partytimepartytimepartytimepartytime

Bun Bun
beta late than neva Happy Dance partytime

PimpXMaster
Shit, i seemed to have missplaced the balloons. Does anyone by chance, happen to have any ?

Bun Bun
balloon........ blow

Pielover666
Hey, why don't I get a Pepsi?

PimpXMaster
Only the ladies, get a cold pesi. Here is a hot coke for you bud.

kmcdude
Where's all the pussy! Pimp ''master''

RavenKnight
My ass!

RavenKnight
My boobs in a bathing suit:

PimpXMaster
MORE smokin' More Butt

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by kmcdude
Where's all the pussy! Pimp ''master''

Right here my friend

RavenKnight
haha!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Now thats settled, let me call the girls mobile
i got FJ. that makes me the biggest pimp on this planet.....
bananasex

PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i got FJ. that makes me the biggest pimp on this planet.....
bananasex
No not reallt. You got one girl. It's a start but no where near, pimp material smokin'

PimpXMaster
The party is back up.

PimpXMaster
beer

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
No not reallt. You got one girl. It's a start but no where near, pimp material smokin'
quality, not quantity, man.

EsteemedLeader
batmans a PimP...

Tha C-Master
someone loves humpin bananas

Rogue Jedi
not bananas, FJ.nanasex

Coldfire
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not bananas, FJ.nanasex
But of course stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
artoo

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