The Official Pimp Thread
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PimpXMaster
Homeys What up ? Pizza and Beer, located on the table to your right.
Ladies, I am located on your leftpimp
Welcome and enjoy!!!
PimpXMaster
Good idea, KmcDude. Cute Bunnies, will attract the ladies pimp
PimpXMaster
Over my pimping Body!! I will post some pics of my ladies, when I get them. For now keep it pimpy, and don't be Wimpy. Oh Yeah
Rogue Jedi
pics of your ladies, "when you get them?" sure, dude.
nutskick
kmcdude
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Over my pimping Body!! I will post some pics of my ladies, when I get them. For now keep it pimpy, and don't be Wimpy. Oh Yeah
Are u a pimp in real life? Or just act like one on the forum?
......................................................
![no expression](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/none.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by kmcdude
Are u a pimp in real life? Or just act like one on the forum?
......................................................
It's just to easy over here. Friday is my Pimp Day. If you ever see me on Kmc on a friday after 5 pm, then my Pimp cane got stolen and my Pimp Powers are gone.
Rogue Jedi
maybe he is a pimp, just maybe........right, and i am a chinese jet pilot.pilotplane
Coldfire
Originally posted by kmcdude
Are u a pimp in real life? Or just act like one on the forum?
......................................................
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
Dirty Vader
Nice asses on the sig Pimp.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe he is a pimp, just maybe........right, and i am a chinese jet pilot.pilotplane
Then without a pimpimg doubt, you must be a chinese jet pilot.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dirty Vader
Nice asses on the sig Pimp.
not really, they are way too damn big.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not really, they are way too damn big.
I guess you perfer, scorpian. pimp
Coldfire
Very obsessed with asses are you Pimp?
![roll eyes (sarcastic)](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/rolleyes.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Coldfire
Very obsessed with asses are you Pimp?
Not really, but it gets me by pimp
Heres a pic from the past. For some reason, I take bad pictures, and her head is missing
![evil face](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/devil.gif)
Pyrofly
people like you make me sick disgust
Rogue Jedi
*joins pyro bending over toilet, puking guts out*
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
people like you make me sick disgust
Hey, if the girls I see outside, have nor problem with it, then why should I.
Adaptation to what ever girl wants me to act. Thats half the battle pimp
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*joins pyro bending over toilet, puking guts out*
The Pimp thread, also has an exist door. feel free to use it, if you don't like the thread pimp
Wolflet
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Homeys What up ? Pizza and Beer, located on the table to your right.
Ladies, I am located on your leftpimp
Welcome and enjoy!!!
Whats located in front of us?
![no expression](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/none.gif)
Rogue Jedi
nah, everyone else here points out meaningless threads whenever they get a chance, so if i cant beat them, i will join them.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Wolflet
Whats located in front of us?
The entrance
![wink](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/wink.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, everyone else here points out meaningless threads whenever they get a chance, so if i cant beat them, i will join them.
Don't like it, just simply leave. You pointed it out, now you could leave. Otherwise have a pizza
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Hey, if the girls I see outside, have nor problem with it, then why should I.
Adaptation to what ever girl wants me to act. Thats half the battle pimp but im a girl in KMC and i do have a problem with it
i just thought i would let you know that men like you are..how do i say.. jerks, morons and oh wait LOSERS
![smile](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/smile.gif)
yes yes thats it.. pimp sureeeee
at least RJs on my side
Wolflet
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
The entrance
where does the entrance lead to if your just to the left and the pizza is to the right
![huh](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/huh.gif)
Rogue Jedi
nup you DO know that you are not an actual pimp, right? you DO know that you dont have bitches working on the corner for you, right? you DO know that this is a sexist thread, dont you?
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nup you DO know that you are not an actual pimp, right? you DO know that you dont have bitches working on the corner for you, right? you DO know that this is a sexist thread, dont you? i DONT think he knows that
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
but im a girl in KMC and i do have a problem with it
i just thought i would let you know that men like you are..how do i say.. jerks, morons and oh wait LOSERS
![smile](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/smile.gif)
yes yes thats it.. pimp sureeeee
at least RJs on my side
You forgot Pimp Master, and handsome little devil.
![wink](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/wink.gif)
Rogue Jedi
i gotcha, pyro. lets just humor him and go along with it, shall we?
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nup you DO know that you are not an actual pimp, right? you DO know that you dont have bitches working on the corner for you, right? you DO know that this is a sexist thread, dont you?
If it bothers you so much. Then think what you must. While you think, have a pizza
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i gotcha, pyro. lets just humor him and go along with it, shall we? yes we shall
![big grin](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/biggrin.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Wolflet
where does the entrance lead to if your just to the left and the pizza is to the right
To tell you the truth, I didn't realy look. I guess it's the band
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You forgot Pimp Master, and handsome little devil.
![wink](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/wink.gif)
No you forgot Pyrofly, hot peice of ass that wants nothing to do with you
![wink](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/wink.gif)
Coldfire
Originally posted by Pyrofly
i DONT think he knows that
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You forgot Pimp Master, and handsome little devil.
doh
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
No you forgot Pyrofly, hot peice of ass that wants nothing to do with you
Personality comes first. Hot piece of ass, is just Bonus. smoke
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Pyrofly
No you forgot Pyrofly, hot peice of ass that wants nothing to do with you
pyrofly>>>1pimpslap<<<"pimpmasterx"
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Personality comes first. Hot piece of ass, is just Bonus. smoke
![erm](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/erm.gif)
that sure as hell aint the pimp in you talking
PimpXMaster
Post your photo Ladies or lets dance
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pyrofly>>>1pimpslap<<<"pimpmasterx"
![laughing out loud](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/laugh.gif)
nice one!!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
and its called PIMPSLAP!
Rogue Jedi
Pimpmasterx? more like "Pimplemasterx."
PimpXMaster
What you say ? music
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
What you say ? music congrats!!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap
GuitarBunny
I'm a camera whore today shock
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberpics.php
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap
Oh go bother a rate my rack thread. No one is forcing you to come here. Either have a pepsi or get out.
Pyrofly
no thank you.. i dont like pepsi yuck
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap
balloons
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
no thank you.. i dont like pepsi yuck
Oh you perfer wine so why didn't you just say so ?
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap YAY!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
congrats!!
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
YOU JUST TURNED 6!!! clap
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
Thanks so much. it feels great to be 6. I am finally older than you now.
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Oh you perfer wine so why didn't you just say so ?
![sick](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/sick.gif)
eww.. wine. blah.
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
GB we should throw a party and RJ and bring the balloons
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
![sick](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/sick.gif)
eww.. wine. blah.
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
GB we should throw a party and RJ and bring the balloons
Ok then have a Slice of pizza
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
Thanks so much. it feels great to be 6. I am finally older than you now. correction.. i older then 6 but im still a kid a heart
*points* OOO CARE BEARS!!!!
![rolling on floor laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/roll.gif)
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Pyrofly
![sick](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/sick.gif)
eww.. wine. blah.
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
GB we should throw a party and RJ and bring the balloons
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
sounds like a plan!
Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
Thanks so much. it feels great to be 6. I am finally older than you now.
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Leo.M
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
omg that was to funny!!
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Leo.M
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash
Sorry, it got wrecked. I need a new one. Don't you hate it when that happens ?
Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
bad little pimp NOOO...go back to your dog house bash
![laughing out loud](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/laugh.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
omg that was to funny!!
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
.....
![laughing out loud](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/laugh.gif)
.....
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
....
![big grin](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/biggrin.gif)
.....
![smile](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/smile.gif)
........
![sad](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/frown.gif)
.......You are laughing at me aren't you.
Pyrofly
yes
![yes](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/yes.gif)
sorry to break it to you but im laughing AT you not WITH you
![big grin](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/biggrin.gif)
Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Sorry, it got wrecked. I need a new one. Don't you hate it when that happens ?
to bad...know i have to put you down chair
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
yes
![yes](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/yes.gif)
sorry to break it to you but im laughing AT you not WITH you
Oh shucks. I guess you are.
Rogue Jedi
pimplepoppermaster. that sounds better.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pimplepoppermaster. that sounds better.
To long to fit in a user name. try again . you are on a roll.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
glad you found that amusing
Who wouldn't find it amusing. it's so original, after all. cheers
Pyrofly
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Who wouldn't find it amusing. it's so original, after all. cheers
![no expression](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/none.gif)
your not my friend so stop acting like it
i hate when people do that
![rolling on floor laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/roll.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
![no expression](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/none.gif)
your not my friend so stop acting like it
i hate when people do that
Pyrofly: I am not your friendtomato
Then leave.
Pyrofly
but ashyyyyyy whats to stay weep
to annoy the living hell outa you evillaugh
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pyrofly
but ashyyyyyy whats to stay weep
to annoy the living hell outa you evillaugh
You could either
A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police
Pyrofly
coke you finally offered something i like!
pepis=eww
wine= plain gross
pizza= not the best
coke= ROCKIN BIZATCH!!
Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
drunk
hehehe
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
I'm a camera whore today shock
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberpics.php
Ain't she the Third cutest, thing you ever saw in your LIFE!!
Rogue Jedi
wheres a penis? i see no penis.
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Homeys What up ? Pizza and Beer, located on the table to your right.
Ladies, I am located on your leftpimp
Welcome and enjoy!!!
Hi Pimp! and what a lovely morning
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You could either
A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police
This goes for you too Rogue
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
Hi Pimp! and what a lovely morning
It's very lovely indeed in_love
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
It's very lovely indeed in_love
God i was uptill half 4 talking to Cordy! im so tired
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
God i was uptill half 4 talking to Cordy! im so tired
Now you are going to stay up talking to me pimp until Ifall asleep for the third time, that is.
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Now you are going to stay up talking to me pimp until Ifall asleep for the third time, that is.
But im tired!/! I only came on this early hoping he was here...
Leo.M
Originally posted by Enslaved
But im tired!/! I only came on this early hoping he was here...
who?
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
But im tired!/! I only came on this early hoping he was here...
But I'm here!!
Enslaved
Originally posted by Leo.M
who?
Cordera
![love](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/love.gif)
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
But I'm here!!
hi why isnt my arseon your sig
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
hi why isnt my arseon your sig
Your what
![embarrasment](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/redface.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
Cordera
You mean PimpXMaster
![yes](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/yes.gif)
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
This goes for you too Rogue
report me? for what? i am not bashing you. whats wrong? cant take a little criticism for being a sexist?
PimpXMaster
A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Your what
it was a joke my arse..
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You mean PimpXMaster
Nope............imean Cordy
![love](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/love.gif)
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
Nope............imean Cordy
![sad](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/frown.gif)
I feel much better now
![no](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/no.gif)
Leo.M
Enslaved how's your foot...or was it your leg...sorry can't remember
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
A. Just shutup
B. surrender and leave
C. Have a coke
D. Get Reported police
butts
Enslaved
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
![sad](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/frown.gif)
I feel much better now
aww im sorry.. Im going to go back to bed,..
my foot and i still cant walk
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
butts
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
PimpXMaster
police don't worry. The authorities will be here soon. Rohue aint escapeing. Pyrofly, I suggets you leave too, because you will be taken away ifyou continue.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Enslaved
aww im sorry.. Im going to go back to bed,..
my foot and i still cant walk
And leave me by myself
![sad](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/frown.gif)
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
burn
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
and you just keep it up
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hehe tisk tisk RJ.. he might report you
even me
![confused](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/confused.gif)
PimpXMaster
Mods helpsmilie
Leo.M
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Mods helpsmilie
confused1
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Leo.M
confused1
confused
Coldfire
Anyways I'm off to bed before I fall asleep in my chair lol
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
Goodnight everyone! hug wavey
Pyrofly
hug g`night coldfire!
Rogue Jedi
dont you see what he is doing, pyro? he is threatening to report us so that we will say something else to him. if he was gonna "report" us he would already have done so. besides, whats he gonna report? we arent doing anything wrong.
Pyrofly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont you see what he is doing, pyro? he is threatening to report us so that we will say something else to him. if he was gonna "report" us he would already have done so. besides, whats he gonna report? we arent doing anything wrong. very very good point
shall we continue our evil ways evillaugh
Storm
I wouldn' t go down the road of trolling.
Rogue Jedi
i wouldnt say that we are trolling. are we? i have seen it before and i dont think we are. we arent bashing him on a personal level. well, maybe a couple of times, and i offer my apologies for that. after all, people go into different threads every day here and say how useless and pointless they are.
Storm
You have the right to voice your opinion. However, it serves no purpose to disrupt the thread any further from there on. It' s frustrating and counterproductive.
Rogue Jedi
you are right, good call. i kind of feel singled out, though.
Storm
Probably because you' re the only one with a reaction. I think Pyrofly got the message as well.
PimpXMaster
Now thats settled, let me call the girls mobile
lilmisskitten
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
Obbsessed
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by lilmisskitten
![laughing](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/laugh.gif)
Obbsessed
I don't know what you are talking about
Here, have a coke
lilmisskitten
Yeah you do....
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
thankies !!!!
Pielover666
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
I don't know what you are talking about
Here, have a coke
I'd rather drink burning hot moter oil than a coke.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Pielover666
I'd rather drink burning hot moter oil than a coke.
Thats locatedin the back. Help yourself.
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by lilmisskitten
Yeah you do....
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
thankies !!!!
![big grin](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/biggrin.gif)
Your welcome
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Bun Bun
hi2
Bun Bun
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
( never get tired of saying that name)
Here have a pepsi
Bun Bun
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Bun Bun
![eek!](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/eek.gif)
( never get tired of saying that name)
Here have a pepsi
Dont mind if i do
![wink](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/wink.gif)
i was dyin a thirst
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Dont mind if i do
![wink](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/wink.gif)
i was dyin a thirst
We also have pizza it might be cold though, on the fact that you came late to the party.
lilmisskitten
Party !! ! partytimepartytimepartytimepartytime
Bun Bun
beta late than neva
![Happy Dance](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/banana.gif)
partytime
PimpXMaster
Shit, i seemed to have missplaced the balloons. Does anyone by chance, happen to have any ?
Bun Bun
balloon........ blow
Pielover666
Hey, why don't I get a Pepsi?
PimpXMaster
Only the ladies, get a cold pesi. Here is a hot coke for you bud.
kmcdude
Where's all the pussy! Pimp ''master''
RavenKnight
My boobs in a bathing suit:
PimpXMaster
MORE
![smokin'](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/smokin.gif)
More Butt
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by kmcdude
Where's all the pussy! Pimp ''master''
Right here my friend
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Now thats settled, let me call the girls mobile
i got FJ. that makes me the biggest pimp on this planet.....
bananasex
PimpXMaster
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i got FJ. that makes me the biggest pimp on this planet.....
bananasex
No not reallt. You got one girl. It's a start but no where near, pimp material
![smokin'](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/smokin.gif)
PimpXMaster
The party is back up.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by PimpXMaster
No not reallt. You got one girl. It's a start but no where near, pimp material
quality, not quantity, man.
EsteemedLeader
batmans a PimP...
Tha C-Master
someone loves humpin bananas
Rogue Jedi
not bananas, FJ.nanasex
Coldfire
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not bananas, FJ.nanasex
But of course
![stick out tongue](http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/tongue.gif)
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