Jokes only KMC Members will understand.

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Tired Hiker
Why did Fire cross the road?

Because Storm was on the other side, get it?


Okay, now you make one up you big lug of turkey jerky. smile

SlipknoT
Why did..................Dude this is hard.

Snoopbert
Why did burn the poking stick?

Because LTA touched it.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Hah.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Snoopbert
Why did burn the poking stick?

Because LTA touched it.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Hah. That just dosent make sense no expression

Snoopbert
It's an inside joke.

Pyrofly
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why did..................Dude this is hard. thats what i was thinking

SlipknoT
oh

Sir Mist
Why didnt I score a goal?


Because I Mistno expression



Ha ha ha ha...

Coldfire
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why did..................Dude this is hard.
yes very hard

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Why didnt I score a goal?


Because I Mistno expression



Ha ha ha ha...

laughing out loud

That was so lame happy

Tired Hiker
Why should this thread be in the porn industry?

Because everyone thinks it's hard.

Sir Mist
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why should this thread be in the porn industry?

Because everyone thinks it's hard.

laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
why did this thread fall out of the tree? cuz its frigging dead!!!
cheerleader

Sir Mist
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
laughing out loud

That was so lame happy

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/noobbasher/andycopy.gif

Yeah I knowno expression

Snoopbert
You're signature annoys me no expression

Rogue Jedi
whose sig?

Snoopbert
All of yours. MWAHAHAHA!

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why did this thread fall out of the tree? cuz its frigging dead!!!
cheerleader

Actually, it's rather lively. eek!


Why is RJ always smiling?

Because he met a Fallen Jedi. Or kidnapped her for all we know. erm

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Actually, it's rather lively. eek!


Why is RJ always smiling?

Because he met a Fallen Jedi. Or kidnapped her for all we know. erm eek! laughing BEST ONE OF THE NIGHT

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Snoopbert
All of yours. MWAHAHAHA! Oh c'mon, my sig is the bomb. Who else thinks of taking a picture of his picture of a picture . . . infiniti . . . other than me, Tired Hiker. big grin

Snoopbert
stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
me? kidnap FJ? surely you jest!!!!
*hides milk cartons*

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me? kidnap FJ? surely you jest!!!!
*hides milk cartons*

Why did RJ buy out Foster Farms?

To hide all the 'missing' pics of FJ. laughing out loud

SlipknoT
Why is Slipknot So Cool?




























































Because its a Tad Bit Brisk outside hysterical

Pyrofly
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why is Slipknot So Cool?




Because its a Tad Bit Brisk outside hysterical laughing

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why is Slipknot So Cool?
Because its a Tad Bit Brisk outside hysterical

Ummmmmmmmm. . .. ... no. Well, okay. laughing

Tiesto
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why should this thread be in the porn industry?

Because everyone thinks it's hard.
rolling on floor laughing

Tired Hiker
Why did the General Discussion Forum lose a bunch of idiots?

Because the OTF was on the other side.



Okay, I give you permission to slap me.

Storm
You only have to ask slap


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Storm
You only have to ask slap


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I'm not in on your little language barrier advantage, but I'm sure it was meant to hurt me. *takes the slap like a man* *a man wearing a pink bunny uniform* *what does it mean?*


Oh, I know what it means. It means I've been drinking beer again.

SlipknoT
Why does Raz never Post?











He's cheating on us with another forum sad

Wickerman
Why is wickerman so cool?





Because he's outside Slip's window, staring at him...

no expression

~wickerman~

Arcane
Q: What is sweeter then sugar and nicer too?

A: Shellie

Otaku
Originally posted by Arcane
Q: What is sweeter then sugar and nicer too?

A: Shellie

Tha aint a joke.Thats a compliment.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Wickerman
Why is wickerman so cool?





Because he's outside Slip's window, staring at him...

no expression

~wickerman~ Hey there little guy, Wanna come in for some tea? happy *grabs ax*

Rogue Jedi
why did TH cross the road?

cuz his **** was stuck in the chicken. big grin

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why did TH cross the road?

cuz his **** was stuck in the chicken. big grin

My fork was stuck in the chicken??? confused Uh, yeah dude, that's pretty normal. stick out tongue

SlipknoT
Yea, my forks get stuck in chicken breast all the time erm

Wickerman
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hey there little guy, Wanna come in for some tea? happy *grabs ax*

GAAAAAH #eeks# *takes incriminating pictures of Slip's room and dashes away*

~wickerman~

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Wickerman
GAAAAAH #eeks# *takes incriminating pictures of Slip's room and dashes away*

~wickerman~ *Jumps in car and runs over WM* evil face

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
My fork was stuck in the chicken??? confused Uh, yeah dude, that's pretty normal. stick out tongue
no, not your fork...your little fireman. wink

Wickerman
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Jumps in car and runs over WM* evil face

sad you are one mean individual

6 months later: And.....yes....the winner of the Understatement of the Year award is WICKERMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

SlipknoT
*Gives you a medal* smile

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, not your fork...your little fireman. wink

How did you know my dick was small? eek!

SlipknoT
laughing

Wickerman
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
How did you know my dick was small? eek!

That's right Jackie....it WAS........but NOW that you've been using THE SWEDISH PENIS ENHANCEMENT PUMP 3000 you no longer have a small penis thumb up

~wickerman~

Tired Hiker
Thank you, 3000! thumb up smart

Sir Mist
Where can I get one of those?confused

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
How did you know my dick was small? eek!
the chicken told me, right before i deep fried his ass!!! laughing out loud

Wickerman
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Where can I get one of those?confused

they're actually from Taiwan shifty

~wickerman~

Rogue Jedi
thankfully, i have no need for one.

Tired Hiker
Wowza!

Rogue Jedi
wowza? did you finally find your midget porn?

SlipknoT
Dude, Seriously Midget porn is Great.

Rogue Jedi
you think?

SlipknoT
Its so funny seeing a 3 foot tall guy wip out a 6 foot dick and ram into a Chick whos Vagina is bigger than her a bunch of times

Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn.

Rogue Jedi
i've seen it. quite the spectacle.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn. .........Damn, I know there's a good joke sitting here I just cant think of it.

TigerLover
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn.

well keep your eyes closed when you're doin the bizz then! roll eyes (sarcastic)

stick out tongue

BENITO
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why did Fire cross the road?

Because Storm was on the other side, get it?


Okay, now you make one up you big lug of turkey jerky. smile

why Did the Kitten cross the road

To talk to the Spoon

DarkC
I'm only good at writing storyline-punchline jokes. I'll get on it.

Puddin Pop
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why did Fire cross the road?

Because Storm was on the other side, get it?


Okay, now you make one up you big lug of turkey jerky. smile Why did Puddin go in a cup?

Because she lives in one.

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