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Tired Hiker
Why did Fire cross the road?
Because Storm was on the other side, get it?
Okay, now you make one up you big lug of turkey jerky.

SlipknoT
Why did..................Dude this is hard.
Snoopbert
Why did burn the poking stick?
Because LTA touched it.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahaha.
Hah.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Snoopbert
Why did burn the poking stick?
Because LTA touched it.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahaha.
Hah. That just dosent make sense

Snoopbert
It's an inside joke.
Pyrofly
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why did..................Dude this is hard. thats what i was thinking
Sir Mist
Why didnt I score a goal?
Because I Mist
Ha ha ha ha...
Coldfire
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why did..................Dude this is hard.
yes very hard
*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Why didnt I score a goal?
Because I Mist
Ha ha ha ha...
That was so lame

Tired Hiker
Why should this thread be in the porn industry?
Because everyone thinks it's hard.
Sir Mist
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why should this thread be in the porn industry?
Because everyone thinks it's hard.

Rogue Jedi
why did this thread fall out of the tree? cuz its frigging dead!!!
cheerleader
Sir Mist
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
That was so lame
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/noobbasher/andycopy.gif
Yeah I know

Snoopbert
You're signature annoys me

Snoopbert
All of yours. MWAHAHAHA!
Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why did this thread fall out of the tree? cuz its frigging dead!!!
cheerleader
Actually, it's rather lively.
Why is RJ always smiling?
Because he met a Fallen Jedi. Or kidnapped her for all we know.

Pyrofly
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Actually, it's rather lively.
Why is RJ always smiling?
Because he met a Fallen Jedi. Or kidnapped her for all we know.

BEST ONE OF THE NIGHT
Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Snoopbert
All of yours. MWAHAHAHA! Oh c'mon, my sig is the bomb. Who else thinks of taking a picture of his picture of a picture . . . infiniti . . . other than me, Tired Hiker.

Rogue Jedi
me? kidnap FJ? surely you jest!!!!
*hides milk cartons*
Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me? kidnap FJ? surely you jest!!!!
*hides milk cartons*
Why did RJ buy out Foster Farms?
To hide all the 'missing' pics of FJ.

SlipknoT
Why is Slipknot So Cool?
Because its a Tad Bit Brisk outside hysterical
Pyrofly
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why is Slipknot So Cool?
Because its a Tad Bit Brisk outside hysterical

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why is Slipknot So Cool?
Because its a Tad Bit Brisk outside hysterical
Ummmmmmmmm. . .. ... no. Well, okay.

Tiesto
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why should this thread be in the porn industry?
Because everyone thinks it's hard.

Tired Hiker
Why did the General Discussion Forum lose a bunch of idiots?
Because the OTF was on the other side.
Okay, I give you permission to slap me.
Storm
You only have to ask slap
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Storm
You only have to ask slap
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
I'm not in on your little language barrier advantage, but I'm sure it was meant to hurt me. *takes the slap like a man* *a man wearing a pink bunny uniform* *what does it mean?*
Oh, I know what it means. It means I've been drinking beer again.
SlipknoT
Why does Raz never Post?
He's cheating on us with another forum

Wickerman
Why is wickerman so cool?
Because he's outside Slip's window, staring at him...
~wickerman~
Arcane
Q: What is sweeter then sugar and nicer too?
A: Shellie
Otaku
Originally posted by Arcane
Q: What is sweeter then sugar and nicer too?
A: Shellie
Tha aint a joke.Thats a compliment.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Wickerman
Why is wickerman so cool?
Because he's outside Slip's window, staring at him...
~wickerman~ Hey there little guy, Wanna come in for some tea?

*grabs ax*
Rogue Jedi
why did TH cross the road?
cuz his **** was stuck in the chicken.

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why did TH cross the road?
cuz his **** was stuck in the chicken.
My fork was stuck in the chicken???

Uh, yeah dude, that's pretty normal.

SlipknoT
Yea, my forks get stuck in chicken breast all the time

Wickerman
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hey there little guy, Wanna come in for some tea?

*grabs ax*
GAAAAAH #eeks# *takes incriminating pictures of Slip's room and dashes away*
~wickerman~
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Wickerman
GAAAAAH #eeks# *takes incriminating pictures of Slip's room and dashes away*
~wickerman~ *Jumps in car and runs over WM*

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
My fork was stuck in the chicken???

Uh, yeah dude, that's pretty normal.
no, not your fork...your little fireman.

Wickerman
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Jumps in car and runs over WM*

you are one mean individual
6 months later: And.....yes....the winner of the Understatement of the Year award is WICKERMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!
~wickerman~
SlipknoT
*Gives you a medal*

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, not your fork...your little fireman.
How did you know my dick was small?

Wickerman
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
How did you know my dick was small?
That's right Jackie....it WAS........but NOW that you've been using THE SWEDISH PENIS ENHANCEMENT PUMP 3000 you no longer have a small penis
~wickerman~
Tired Hiker
Thank you, 3000!

Sir Mist
Where can I get one of those?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
How did you know my dick was small?
the chicken told me, right before i deep fried his ass!!!

Wickerman
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Where can I get one of those?
they're actually from Taiwan
~wickerman~
Rogue Jedi
thankfully, i have no need for one.
Rogue Jedi
wowza? did you finally find your midget porn?
SlipknoT
Dude, Seriously Midget porn is Great.
SlipknoT
Its so funny seeing a 3 foot tall guy wip out a 6 foot dick and ram into a Chick whos Vagina is bigger than her a bunch of times
Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn.
Rogue Jedi
i've seen it. quite the spectacle.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn. .........Damn, I know there's a good joke sitting here I just cant think of it.
TigerLover
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn.
well keep your eyes closed when you're doin the bizz then!

BENITO
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why did Fire cross the road?
Because Storm was on the other side, get it?
Okay, now you make one up you big lug of turkey jerky.
why Did the Kitten cross the road
To talk to the Spoon
DarkC
I'm only good at writing storyline-punchline jokes. I'll get on it.
Puddin Pop
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Why did Fire cross the road?
Because Storm was on the other side, get it?
Okay, now you make one up you big lug of turkey jerky.

Why did Puddin go in a cup?
Because she lives in one.
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