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And i dont care

Go look at the dead people....And piss on the burning corpses...

*attempts to lower thyself to the previous posters level*

Why should you care? Those people deserve what they got.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Go look at the dead people....And piss on the burning corpses...

Nah.It was one of those small airplanes.Only two people in it.They will probably burn to ashes before i can piss on them

Seriously though a plane did crash very near to my house.I guess i gonna be like one of those fat middle aged women and stand there,and gossip...

Were there any Reticulated pythons on Board?

Originally posted by Otaku
Seriously though a plane did crash very near to my house.I guess i gonna be like one of those fat middle aged women and stand there,and gossip...
98% of what makes KMC what it is, is based on gossip.

No idea.They were carrying soft porn.(seriously)i guess it was the weight of all that porn.....(seriously)

Originally posted by Otaku
No idea.They were carrying soft porn.(seriously)i guess it was the weight of all that porn.....(seriously)

Awww Man, you where yards away from actually Living A Donnie Darko movie...

Originally posted by Acherontia
Awww Man, you where yards away from actually Living A Donnie Darko movie... Dude, if a Huge Rabbit came to me telling me to Kill people I'd freak out

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude, if a Huge Rabbit came to me telling me to Kill people I'd freak out

What if it was a tiny rabbit?

Originally posted by Acherontia
Awww Man, you where yards away from actually Living A Donnie Darko movie...

Seriously.

Dude, The rabbit warrior dude, enver told hmi to kill anybody. He just lead the horse to water, never told him to drink it.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude, if a Huge Rabbit came to me telling me to Kill people I'd freak out
Or you just do what the nice rabbit says.

Originally posted by Otaku
What if it was a tiny rabbit? Then I'd feed it to my snake and see what happened

Originally posted by Acherontia
Dude, The rabbit warrior dude, enver told hmi to kill anybody. He just lead the horse to water, never told him to drink it. Either way it'd freak me out

The airplane flew right over my houes.I heard a KABOOM!!!!And then iheard screaming i went outside.And there was this one guy with a constipated look on his face

did you give him some ex lax?

Originally posted by Otaku
The airplane flew right over my houes.I heard a KABOOM!!!!And then iheard screaming i went outside.And there was this one guy with a constipated look on his face Somehow I dont believe this.

is there anything you do believe in, slip?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Somehow I dont believe this.

Somehow it is true.A plane has crashed near my house.And there was a load of illegal porn in that plane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is there anything you do believe in, slip? The Lochness Monster and Big foot. Seriously thats it.

what about the perfect cheeseburger?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what about the perfect cheeseburger?

Thats a myth!You know its a myth!!

*makes the perfect cheeseburger, hands it to slip*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what about the perfect cheeseburger? One Foggy April Night, I was driving down Some old Back road deep in the woods, I had a drink or two and I was hoping to get home and take a long nap. As I was driving along I heard this Loud SSSSSSSSSIIIIIIZZZDDELLLLLE and bursting out through the Deep dark woods came the suprise of my life, a Huge, Juicy, Bacon covered, Cheesy, Lettuce Crisp, Tommato stuff, inch thick patty, of a cheeseburger, It burst out into the road and looked at me for one second then darted into the Thick forest. Ever since this night back in 76' I have been driving the old Back roads of New jersey hoping to find this Frightful legend, I have dedicated my life to it.

hey!!! i saw the very same thing the other night!!!!

*SHRREEEK* Tell me! You Must! Where? I neeed to find it!

the damn thing is quick, as you said. it disappeared in the fog before i could give chase.

I got the cheeseburger right here, foo's! *dry humps cheeseburger*

Watch out! The Old timers around here Say that the thing can dangerous!

gonna catch a cheeseburger STD!!!

I ate it.

Oh crap, I feel like I have sex mumps.

gonna get a CSTD.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I ate it. Oh trust me you didnt, this think is far to...............Who here reads Weird New Jersey?

Was that some sort of subliminal question, Slips???

*realizes that there is more to KMC that meets the eye*

*realized this a long time ago*

*tries to jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge, but fails because of the new suicide prevention fence*

*realizes RJ is insane*

*points and laughs at TH*

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Was that some sort of subliminal question, Slips??? The CIA is controlling our thoughts

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*points and laughs at TH*

*smokes a fat blunt*

*Wishes to join in*

*Smacks* I hate when people use that smilie for no reason