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So what songs have the coolest or funniest names?

Here's one:
Sending Postcards From a Planecrash (wish you were here) by Fallout Boy

Any others?

Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades - Brand New

Most of their titles are weird...

I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
****ed with a Knife - Cannibal Corpse

Hmm.

Anything by Cave In, Hurry Up and Kill Me...I'm Cold by Mike Patton.

-AC

Hate this & I will Love you - Muse

Derp Derp A' Diddly Derp Derp - Slap Attack

I dunno why, but Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle always makes me giggle.

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey by Some Stupid band in the Sixties...no one remembers their name anymore....

get off the cross the wood is needed, by the legendary 'the locust'

Powdered Wig Machine from Desert Sessions;
The Man In The Lower Left Hand Corner Of The Photograph- Patton solo;
Pajama Party Horror (as above);
The Drapery Falls- Opeth;
Patterns in the Ivy (as above);
Variations on a Cocktail Dress- DEP;
Goodbye Sky Harbor- JEW;
Desert Search for Techno Allah- Mr Bungle;
The Girls of Porn (as above);
Halo of Ashes- Screaming Trees;
Lover, You Should Have Come Over- Jeff Buckley;
Sail to the Moon (Brush the Cobwebs out of the Sky)- Radiohead;
The Gentle Art of Making Enemies- FNM;
Joseph Merrick- Mastodon;

Gathering Storm / "Welcome To Barco Am/Pm..." / Cancer Towers On Holy Road Hi-Way- GYBE;

Porcelina of the Vast Oceans- Smashing Pumpkins;
Where Boys Fear to Tread (as above);
Her Ghost in the Fog- Cradle of Filth;
The Boy with the Thorn in His Side- The Smiths;
There is a Light that Never Goes Out (as above);
Saddest Vacant Lot in All the World- Grandaddy;
The Final Push to the Sum (as above);
He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot (as above);
Everything Beautiful is Far Away (as above);
Fell on Black Days- Soundgarden;
Rust Colored Sun- Space Twins;
Sign O' the Times- Prince;
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here- Weezer;
Only in Dreams (as above).

Are probably loads of others that evade me. Based the choices upon how evocative I personally find them.

Was gonna use that Godspeed one.

Speaking of which: The Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You Black Emperor! is added to mine.

-AC

The Pros and Cons of Breathing - Fallout Boy
Its My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite - NOFX

The Beatles - Everyone's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey

Sufjan Stevens - The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience But You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I have fought the Big Knives and will continue to fight them until they are off our lands!'
(yes, that's all the title)

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

Elton John - Your Sister Can't Twist (But She Can Rock N' Roll)

Elvis Costello - Waiting For THe End of the World

Firewater - Psychopharmacology

Gang of Four - It's Her Factory

The Futureheads - The City Is Here For You to Use

David Bowie - Space Oddity

The Shins - Know Your Onion!

Sly and the FAmily Stone - Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

Spin Doctors - Yo Mama's A Pajama

Tool - Hooker With a Penis

Originally posted by StinkFist462
Tool - Hooker With a Penis

Originally posted by Df02
get off the cross the wood is needed, by the legendary 'the locust' They always have weird names for their songs.

i still think that sufjan stevens has the best names for his songs.

that really long one is for a 2 minute long instrumental

System of a Down -- This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm In This Song

This is a pretty good one, I personally like it.

Chop Suey-System of a down

cat nap in the boom boom room: willard grant conspiracy

one more song the radio wont like: kathleen edwards

get balsamic vinegar...quick you fool: snow patrol

loving the alien: velvet revolver

the best hate the rest: the pattern

the fine art of self destruction: jesse malin

Radiohead - Packt Like Sardines In A Cruched Tin Box

Sufjan Stevens - They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhhh!

Fall Out Boy
Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
Of All the Gin Joints in All the World
Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends
Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers
Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over

Bowling for Soup
Shut-Up And Smile

My Chemial Romance
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish

Panic! At the Disco
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Figured It Out Yet

Here's one -

''Slugs and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails by Sick Puppy''

Awesome. Its a house, brakes and electroclash song and it is one hour and sixteen minutes long.

Also,

Chunky Humper - by Astro & Glyde
Disc Doctor Side an Eletric Woman - by Dr Kuco

Originally posted by fudgy12234
Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends

Arguably the single worst song title ever.

-AC

Almost every song title by Fall Out Boy and Panic!@The Disco
One of my favs is Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We wouldl't get sued, which is even funnier since the song was originally supposed to be called either "My name is david ruffin.... And these are the temptations" or "I liked you better before you became a myspace wh*re"

obligatory posse cut by the extended famm

That one is just ironic, since they owe their career to MySpace.

-AC

thats the point of that whole song including the title

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That one is just ironic, since they owe their career to MySpace.

-AC

Lmao.

Raffi - Bananaphone

Beulah - If We Can Land on the Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH BY AFRO MAN

I Get High by Styles P

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I Get High by Styles P

Oh, that song's the shit!

Evey single song title on Redman's "Dare iz A Darkside" album is sick sounding.

octavarium.. wicked song name.

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

Digital Bath - Deftones

Shadow on the Sun - Audioslave

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk - The Bloodhound Gang

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang

She Ain't Got No Legs - The Bloodhound Gang

Born in a Burial Ground - Cradle Of Filth

Monkey Love - Goldie Lookin' Chain

Ocean Breaths Salty - Modest Mouse

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen

People of the Sun - Rage Against the Machine

Born as Ghosts - Rage Against the Machine

Step aside kids let me show how its done.

1.Man Or Astroman - Many Pieces Of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together At A Rave And Schmoozing With A Brick

2.Man Or Astroman - Spectrograph Reading Of The Varying Phantom Frequencies Of Chronic, Incurable Tinnitus

3.Man Or Astroman - Obligatory Part 2 Song In Which There Is No Presently Existing Part 1, Nor The Plans To Make One

4.Man Or Astroman - Multi-Variational Stimuli Of Sub-Turgid Foci Covering Cross Evaluative Techniques For Cognitive Ana

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My Mom Still Cleans my Room - MxPx

hump de bump~RHCP