Mikey and the Pizzazoids
One Night whilst Mikey was Skateboarding
Suddenly out of Nowhere a beam of light flashes Down
and Mikey Disapears
He then Reapppears on this alien space ship, Mikey looks arounds Scared ans confused
a hand appears out of nowhere
Mikey Does a back flip and goes into a battle position
To be Continued Next Benito Post on this thread
Mikey and the pizzaoids part 2
Espionage
The alien that emerged from the shadows was none other than The Fugitoid
"Oh Michelangelo the Triceraton Republic has captured my invention"
"So Dude what Do you expect me to do and doesn't this sound like something Leo would be better suited for Dude"
"No because The Triceratons have blocked sections of the corridoors with a cheese and tomato bread substance that is Toxic to them
What would you earthlings call it...?"
"PIZZA!!!!!!!"
"Yes that's it Pizza"
"COWABUNGA
I'm so there"
"you'll have to wait a while"
"Dammit"
Later
Mikey sneak around the Triceraton Fortress Munching through the walls
until one point he sees the transmat system
Mikey Lift his nunchuck to smash the thing
Then Suddenly he heres a Loud SNORT
He turns around and he's surrounded by twenty Triceratons
"OH Crap" He says
Here we go:
Dontello takes over
Donetello: "Leo?"
Leonardo: "Yes?"
Donatello: *whack*
Raphael gets a refund
Shopkeeper: "Hello Mr. Turtle"
Raph: "This cereal gave me mouth ulcers........"
Shopkeeper: "........."
Raph: "I want a refund"
Shopkeeper: "OK"
Raph: "And free pie"
Shopkeeper: "No"
Michaelangelo clones himself
Mikey: "Donny, I managed to clone myself using your DNA!"
Donny: "My DNA?"
Mikey: "......"
Donny: "......"
Mikey: "Crap"
Mikey and the pizzaoids Final
Mikey Looking around the Room at the triceratons
He leaps over them
The triceratons follow
He Leaps
and the aliens face plant into the pizza
Mikey then back flips on to the transmat landing on the control panel smashing it
He then jumps on to the breaking transmat Which then takes him to the top of the empire state building
Mikey then says
"Those triceratons need to talking cooking lessons"
The END
More from my brain:
April gets a new cat
April: "Hey guys. Bought a new cat"
Turtles: "Cool"
April: "This ones different, and that"
Turtles: "Yeah?"
April: "It's a dog"
Leonardo loses his rag
Leo: "I can't find it"
Raph: "Find what?"
Leo: "Oh for the love of Mary"
Raph: "WHAT?"
Leo: "My rag"
Raph: "It's in the sink"
Leo: "Oh"
Raphael gets a surprise
Raph: "That last story was the worst joke ever"
Mikey: "Hell yeah"
Leo: "Mikey! Turtles don't say 'hell yeah' we say gay things like 'Shellerific' and 'Lets haul shell' and other such kiddy-friendly phrases"
Mikey: "So I should say 'Shell yeah' instead?"
Leo: "No, just say 'f*ck yeah' from now on"
Mikey: "OK"
Raphael: "Oh dear a small seagull has found it's way into my anal cavity. What a surprising turn of events"
Donatello feels left out
Donny: "I feel so left out"
Leo: "Shut up"
Mikey: "Yeah Donny go f*ck yourself"
Donny: 🙁
Originally posted by Red Superfly
More from my brain:[B]April gets a new cat
April: "Hey guys. Bought a new cat"
Turtles: "Cool"
April: "This ones different, and that"
Turtles: "Yeah?"
April: "It's a dog"Leonardo loses his rag
Leo: "I can't find it"
Raph: "Find what?"
Leo: "Oh for the love of Mary"
Raph: "WHAT?"
Leo: "My rag"
Raph: "It's in the sink"
Leo: "Oh"Raphael gets a surprise
Raph: "That last story was the worst joke ever"
Mikey: "Hell yeah"
Leo: "Mikey! Turtles don't say 'hell yeah' we say gay things like 'Shellerific' and 'Lets haul shell' and other such kiddy-friendly phrases"
Mikey: "So I should say 'Shell yeah' instead?"
Leo: "No, just say 'f*ck yeah' from now on"
Mikey: "OK"
Raphael: "Oh dear a small seagull has found it's way into my anal cavity. What a surprising turn of events"Donatello feels left out
Donny: "I feel so left out"
Leo: "Shut up"
Mikey: "Yeah Donny go f*ck yourself"
Donny: 🙁 [/B]
Mikey would say that he'd say go away Buttmunch
Shadow and the street corner
a deep dark alley way
a 14 year old with lots of piercings and purple hair walks Down
When suddenly she is surrounded by Purple Dragons
the lead Dragon says "You would make a great addition"
"F*ck You D!ck wad" Shadow says
" 😠 why you little I'll beat you so hard you look like Sh!t" said the big dragon
Shadow goes into a fighting pose and says"Bring it on fatso"
He goes to punch her
Shadow Leaps behind and kicks him in the head knocking him out
She then loooks at the dragons and says anyone else want to try
They then Jump on her
She calmly takes out some Nunchucks and flattens the dragons
She looks down on the beaten up leader and says " Guess what"
he says "what?"
"I'm Casey jones Daughter"
"Sh!t"
April and the night before
April: "Oh man, did I get drunk or did I get drunk? What's this in the bed with me?"
Splinter: "Hey baby. This splinter still has a lotta wood to give"
April: "......"
Splinter: "Not so hard this time OK?"
April: "........."
Michaelangelo paints the Cistine Chapel
Mikey: "There, all done"
Supervisor: "What the hell?"
Mikey: "Good ain't it?"
Supervisor: "No. You've painted over the original portrait with what looks like a green bunny".
Mikey: "That's not a green bunny. That's a pigeon"
Supervisor: "Eating a banana?"
Mikey: "No. Eating a trombone"
Shredder gets pissy
Shredder: "OK, who put the red t-shirt in with the whites?"
Bebop: "Not me"
Shredder: "Well someone did, and it certainly wasn't me"
Krang: "It could have been Rocksteady..."
Shredder: "He is more retarded than you two, I guess."
Rocksteady: "Who's more retarded?"
Shredder: "You are"
Rocksteady: "Thanks"
Shredder: "Look at my pants! They're pink! You realise if I go fight the turtles with pink underwear they're gonna laugh at me"
Bebop: "They always laugh at you, dumbass"
Krang: "Yeah. Your voice is Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. Whats not funny about that?"
Will Smith: "Yeah Uncle Phil. You suck!"
Utrom crisis
Utroms: Help us help us
TMNT: Whats up
Utroms: We're being attacked
TMNT: By what?
Utroms: Muffins
TMNT: Muffins?
Donny: well they are heavier than an Utrom
Mikey: and tastier
Raph: Wait You Guys have cool Gadgets
Utrom: We hawked
Leo: For What?
Mikey: Super powers
Donny: Spiritual Nirvana
Leo: one big date with a race of attractive Species
Utrom: the last one
Shadow and Boyfriend
Boyfriend: Shadow I want to meet your Uncles
Shadow: Umm there out of Town?
Boyfriend: No ones constantly out of town
Shadow: sh!t
Boyfriend: I heard that
C'mon let me meet them
Shadow: O-kay 🙄
Later
Shadow: O-kay here we are
Boyfriend I feed it kinda strange that we had to go through the sewer
Mikey: S'up shads
Donny: How you doing Shadow?
Raph: good to see you
Leo: Hi Shadow, You know it's a bad Idea to come and see us with some one with you
Boyfriend: help
Mikey: Even If he is a vegetable?
Shadow hit mikey