Bonsai Kittens

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joeykangaroo
turning kittens into..... cube kittens

Method:
"At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce!We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust.

However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel!

Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet."


confused
www.bonsaikittens.com

lilmisskitten
But, But the kitties cry

Fire
it's a hoax

joeykangaroo
Originally posted by Fire
it's a hoax
check the site...pretty disturbing

Lana
.....there are people who STILL think this is real?!

Fire
I don't have to joey it's a hoax, trust me

lilmisskitten
i was thinking i had read this before roll eyes (sarcastic)

joeykangaroo
Originally posted by Fire
I don't have to joey it's a hoax, trust me
oh thats ok then
sweatdrop

Storm
Please use this link: Take a stand against Bonsai Cats.

However, there' s not much to discuss as it is clearly a hoax: Animal Freedom.

Thank you.

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