Worst Band Names

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RedAlertv2
What bands out there have the worst names?

bardock
mike jones cause i hear it everyday

lilmisskitten
Mcfly

Victor Von Doom
Biffy Clyro.

No contest at all.

ElectricBugaloo
The Beatles

i mean...awesome band, horrible name.

jaden101
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Biffy Clyro.

No contest at all.

haha...yep...reasonable band...exceedingly poor name...scots bands are pretty bad at it..."dogs die in hot cars"

i've got a really cheesy cd by a band with a terrible name..."limbomaniacs"....

SlipknoT
My Chemical Romance

RedAlertv2
^ better name than slipknot

SlipknoT
Better name? Nope. Better Band? hahaha Never.

bardock
Originally posted by RedAlertv2
^ better name than slipknot

no

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Better name? Nope. Better Band? hahaha Never.

Isn't about better band is it? It's about better name.

I agree though.

-AC

bardock
what the hell is a chemical romance is it drugs or something

julibug
Kids Eat Free

RedAlertv2
Originally posted by bardock
what the hell is a chemical romance is it drugs or something

Im pretty sure its just an addiction to drugs.

julibug
Uttermost

Dr. Strangelove
mewithoutyou.

Not a bad band though...

bardock
Originally posted by RedAlertv2
Im pretty sure its just an addiction to drugs.

are they refering to the time they did pot once in 9th grade or the time they sniffed glue in kindergarten

SlipknoT
Big D and the Kids Table, I have no clue why but that name pisses me off.

jaden101
turbo negro

Df02
The The
Murder by Death
and if i was honest - The Bled

RedAlertv2
Reggie and the Full Effect
Hot Hot Heat

SleaterKinney32
Air
Bright Eyes
Death From Above 1979
The Flaming Lips

moises
Nirvana

Victor Von Doom
Why?

Darth Jello
any band name that's an acronym, any band name that's a 1 syllable word followed by a number, any band name that's an adverb followed by "youth"

Df02
Originally posted by SleaterKinney32
Death From Above 1979

they were just gonna be called Death From Above but had to change it because of someone, cn't remember why.

i actually like the name though

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Darth Jello
any band name that's an adverb followed by "youth"

Such as?

Originally posted by Df02
they were just gonna be called Death From Above but had to change it because of someone, cn't remember why.

i actually like the name though

I like the old name, it's terrible with the year on the end though. Like unoriginal e-mail addresses.

Alpha Centauri
James Murphy from LCD Soundsystem allegedly already has a DFA and told them to change their name.

-AC

Df02
thats the one.
although to be fair i've never heard a release from his DFA - might be just me

Darth Jello
well triple V:
Wasted Youth, Dead Youth, Young Youth (aka Husker Du), White Suburban Youth, Sonic Youth, Ciccone Youth (technically still sonic youth), and though they don't really count, i'm still gonna list them since they suck so much....Youth of Today.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Darth Jello
well triple V:
Wasted Youth, Dead Youth, Young Youth (aka Husker Du), White Suburban Youth, Sonic Youth, Ciccone Youth (technically still sonic youth), and though they don't really count, i'm still gonna list them since they suck so much....Youth of Today.


Ah...not adverbs though. smile

Also, It's VVD.

Whatsername
Feable Weiner.

jaden101
i heard my mates band for the first time today...good sound...terrible TERRIBLE name...tartan riot...

Superfly4000
Hootie and the Blowfish & Hoobastank

RagnaViper
Off the top of my head I'd say Rhapsody.

That name makes me want to massacre a city. Don't ask why, it just does.

Victor Von Doom
Yeah, Hoobastank is quite poor.

Dulcinea
My chemical romance is the worst name for a band ... is like a shaskespeare book????

StinkFist462
A Fire Inside (AFI)
Hoobastank
Simple Plan
Good Charlotte
Green Day
KoRn

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Dulcinea
My chemical romance is the worst name for a band ... is like a shaskespeare book????

Didn't read much Shakespeare did you?

bardock
dont look like it

StinkFist462
doesnt look like he has a brain either. no expression

Deathblow
HIM, and what it stands for is just ridiculous.

Limp Bizkit is also obscenely devoid of merit. Or meaning.

Darth Jello
there's a local band here called Phimosis which would be gross and funny if more than 2% of people actually knew what phimosis was

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Darth Jello
there's a local band here called Phimosis which would be gross and funny if more than 2% of people actually knew what phimosis was

Possibly the most inspired name ever.

Dulcinea
I know shakespeare... and read his too!!!!

Red Superfly
Good Charlotte
My Chemical Romance
Funeral For A Friend
Bullet For My Valentine
Limp Bizkit
Elbow
Papa Roach
Ween
Lamb Of God
From Autumn To Ashes
Maximo Park
Boy Kill Boy
Dresden Dolls

The worst one of all time has to be "The Wedding Present". What an utterly shit name.

Some sound like song names, others are just plain crap.

Victor Von Doom
Hahaha. Elbow. I forgot that one.

Deathblow
Originally posted by Red Superfly
The worst one of all time has to be "The Wedding Present". What an utterly shit name.

Not that bad. Boring yes, but it can hardly compete with ''Boy Kill Boy''.

Good band anyway, very British, but good.

PINBALL
Slipknot

bardock
Originally posted by Deathblow
HIM, and what it stands for is just ridiculous.

Limp Bizkit is also obscenely devoid of merit. Or meaning.

him doesnt stand for anything confused ville said it himself

bardock
godsmack is a bad name

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by bardock
him doesnt stand for anything confused ville said it himself

He said in an interview that's what it means.

-AC

bardock
from my knowledge he said they just made it up. but i could be wrong.

bardock
"Hanson is Murder

Pezmerga
Me First and The gimme Gimme's...but what should we expect from a cover band..

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by bardock
him doesnt stand for anything confused ville said it himself

It's an acronym for His Infernal Majesty.

WAF3001
Limp Bizkit
I love em' but I don't understand their name...

Mudvayne
What the Hell is that?

Matchbook Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Thursday
Thrice
Trapt


KISS

I can do this all day.....

Def Leppard?
INXS?
Sum 41?



Here's a big one







GREEN DAY!!??!?!?!?!?!???!!!!
What's it mean?

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by WAF3001
Limp Bizkit

GREEN DAY!!??!?!?!?!?!???!!!!
What's it mean?

Green Day is to do with sitting around smoking pot.

Limp Bizkit is best left unexplained.

Superfly4000
greenDay should be the name of a holiday where you smoke weed all day.

StinkFist462
4/20 confused

starshine
Kajagoogoo messed

RedAlertv2
laughing

Ronny
The Click five blink youre just asking to be called boy band.. even though they are

N*sync.. i mean WTF?

Josie and the pussycats .. blink is that a real band?

Alpha Centauri
The Bravery. Although to their credit, does take a lack of fearlessness to put out music that shit.

-AC

RedAlertv2
^ I was gonna say that one

WAF3001
ChumbaWamba

BlackC@t
Backstreet Boys (Sounds very flamboyant)
New kids On The Block
Westlife

and all vocal bands.

BlackC@t
Originally posted by WAF3001
Limp Bizkit
I love em' but I don't understand their name...

Mudvayne
What the Hell is that?

Matchbook Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Thursday
Thrice
Trapt


KISS

I can do this all day.....

Def Leppard?

INXS?
Sum 41?



Here's a big one







GREEN DAY!!??!?!?!?!?!???!!!!
What's it mean?

Hey! I think Taking Back Sunday's a great name!

Red Superfly
I don't.......

Afro Cheese
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead...

I think that's the name of them. It's too damn long for me to even remember.

JenR1215
B2k... ugh sick

JenR1215
sumthing to do with Weed.

Plus all the bands u listed can be concidered Punk... Punk doesn't have to make since, it doesn't need to.

The music speaks for itself.

Pezmerga
Marcy's Playground....heh

KingDubya
The worst I can think of at the time is this band that's playing at my school soon: Boxelder. I have no idea where it came from, so don't ask.

TheStormrider
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The Bravery. Although to their credit, does take a lack of fearlessness to put out music that shit.

-AC

laughing

Indeed, good sir!

Just to add in, Hot hot heat is one of the most shit names ever. Seriously, if it's heat, shouldn't we be able to figure that it's hot? You don't really say cold heat...

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by TheStormrider
laughing

Indeed, good sir!

Just to add in, Hot hot heat is one of the most shit names ever. Seriously, if it's heat, shouldn't we be able to figure that it's hot? You don't really say cold heat...

Tautology. English lesson for the day.

Alpha Centauri
At least Marcy Playground has some kind of meaning to it, albeit little.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs is probably the most pointless name ever.

-AC

kiddo_riot
Originally posted by jaden101
i heard my mates band for the first time today...good sound...terrible TERRIBLE name...tartan riot...

love you too Big Ane! stick out tongue as bad as our name may be your still comin' to the gig!

worste name... God Speed You Dark Emperor

ChakraStrings
Originally posted by JenR1215
sumthing to do with Weed.

Plus all the bands u listed can be concidered Punk... Punk doesn't have to make since, it doesn't need to.

The music speaks for itself.

I really wouldn't consider "Green Day" punk, and, I have a feeling it doesn't have to do with weed.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by kiddo_riot
love you too Big Ane! stick out tongue as bad as our name may be your still comin' to the gig!

worste name... God Speed You Dark Emperor

Yeah. They must have ripped it off Godspeed You Black Emperor! the band.

-AC

el_barto
Originally posted by WAF3001
Here's a big one




GREEN DAY!!??!?!?!?!?!???!!!!
What's it mean?


You can go to almost any Green Day fan site and figure this one out, it means a day full of smoking pot.

jaden101
Originally posted by kiddo_riot
love you too Big Ane! stick out tongue as bad as our name may be your still comin' to the gig!

worste name... God Speed You Dark Emperor

wahay...someone who knows me in the real world...your band better be good next friday night or you're getting a beating

and get those trolleys collected big grin big grin big grin

Aj333
The Used would have to be my pick! they are a great band but there are so many bad puns on the name waiting to happen! ex. Used C.D.'s, Used T-shirts

Phat J
the weathermen is a retarded name for a rap group IMO, as well as g-unit, but thats in a whole other category.

kiddo_riot
Originally posted by jaden101
wahay...someone who knows me in the real world...your band better be good next friday night or you're getting a beating

and get those trolleys collected big grin big grin big grin

feck orf! you go get puttin your....carrots in your....erm....trays! embarrasment

cant wait for friday, should be plenty fun!


new nomination for worste band name: On The Rag

jaden101
Originally posted by kiddo_riot
feck orf! you go get puttin your....carrots in your....erm....trays! embarrasment

cant wait for friday, should be plenty fun!


new nomination for worste band name: On The Rag

hahaha...on the rag...thats pure gold... why not "the painters are in"?

yeah...see you friday if not before...first gig eh?...your pooper will be spasmin like **** come friday night evil face

Odie
fall out boy

KharmaDog
Rainbow Butt Monkeys has got to be up there.

Otaku
Butthole Surfers...What exactly is that?

Alpha Centauri
Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Biffy Clyro.

-AC

Wolf Dog
Originally posted by Odie
fall out boy

Without a doubt, the stupidest, sissiest, worst name for a band ever. They shouldn't even be allowed to reference The Simpsons because they suck so much. I just wanna slap that stupid camflouge cap of his(the singers) head.

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