If Girls Ruled The Earth
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Masrix
What would happen do you think?
xLiNdS x 622x
The world would be a better place
WhiteSnowAngel
But we already rule the earth
Masrix
woa
Leo.M
this is what would happen...what this already going on wedgie
GuitarBunny
i don't see meh ever ruling the world....it'll just become another hell
chelsea17
The world would then be perfect
Snoopbert
The world would be consumed in a nuclear war.
Sir Mist
All men would be circumcised.
chelsea17
Originally posted by Snoopbert
The world would be consumed in a nuclear war.
*coughs LOUDly* excuse me?
indie_director
Well not rule the world.. but I agree... if Canada had a woman Prime Minister and the States had a woman President and so on and so forth.. there would be no wars. Because all the fighting would be behind eachother's backs. Here's a UN Meeting:
U.S.: China I love what you're doing with your country so far! (whispers to Russia beside her: Damn waste of space if you ask me)
China: Thanks U.S., I think you guys are great. Oh and Iraq, you guys have totally cleaned up! (Text message to Russia: Damn Iraq, let's invade them soon, don't let U.S. in though)
And that would be it... Seriously.. all niceness up front... and no wars because they all pretend they like each other. They would share land and everything else..and the oil.
Leo.M
Originally posted by chelsea17
*coughs LOUDly* excuse me?
you know it's the truth
Snoopbert
Originally posted by chelsea17
*coughs LOUDly* excuse me?
It's true.
Snoopbert
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
true
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
if women ruled the world
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
no men would give enough of a shit
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
less testorone
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
but plenty of backstabbing
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
because only backstabbers get into politics
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
and therefore, it'd be just a shitty a world
je t'aime mon ange Georgina says:
just with less media coverage
MSN ^
Leo.M
Women
your hair sucks argue oh ya...while your trailer trash
Men
cheers
Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
you know it's the truth
Nope it's not
xLiNdS x 622x
not every girl is like that
Leo.M
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
not every girl is like that
if women ever rule the world...you should be in charge xLiNdS x 622x
Snoopbert
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
not every girl is like that
most of the people in politics always are.
Masrix
Girls would keep men chained up
xLiNdS x 622x
Originally posted by Leo.M
if women ever rule the world...you should be in charge xLiNdS x 622x
nooo i could never be in charge..i hate attention nono
Leo.M
Originally posted by Masrix
Girls would keep men chained up
whip
chelsea17
Well Matt, you know me...so what if I ruled the earth?
Masrix
YepOriginally posted by Leo.M
whip
chelsea17
Originally posted by Masrix
Girls would keep men chained up
Very kinky
xLiNdS x 622x
Originally posted by Masrix
Girls would keep men chained up
is there a problem?whip
Coldfire
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
not every girl is like that
yes
Snoopbert
If you ruled the world? The power would get to you eventually, and you would most likely become tyrannical, and I'd have to die trying to kill you for the sake of our Earth. If you ruled America, it would definetely not be so bad.
Masrix
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
is there a problem?whip Nawt At all!
Leo.M
Originally posted by chelsea17
Very kinky
shifty
chelsea17
Originally posted by Snoopbert
If you ruled the world? The power would get to you eventually, and you would most likely become tyrannical, and I'd have to die trying to kill you for the sake of our Earth. If you ruled America, it would definetely not be so bad.
See, I knew I was loved by people
Originally posted by Leo.M
shifty
yes..I have quite the imagination
Leo.M
I see pa
Masrix
Unibrow man!Originally posted by Leo.M
I see pa
chelsea17
I hate unibrows!
Vote for me as ruler of well the earth
Leo.M
Originally posted by chelsea17
I hate unibrows!
Vote for me as ruler of well the earth
war
chelsea17
But "war" is the answer
Not the fighting kind of war
Leo.M
Originally posted by chelsea17
But "war" is the answer
Not the fighting kind of war
what kind of a war are we talking about
chelsea17
A guy-girl war
Leo.M
Originally posted by chelsea17
A guy-girl war
i love you and you got my vote pray
GeneralImperius
Originally posted by Masrix
What would happen do you think?
I got this from Jurassic Park...and I *Cough* Spiced it up a bit..
God Creates Dinosaurs. God Destroys them. God Creates Men/Women. Men create Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat men. Womens inherits the Earth. Dinosaur rapes women. DInosaur makes half-breeds. Cockroaches takes over the world. God rewinds.
Masrix
Originally posted by GeneralImperius
I got this from Jurassic Park...and I *Cough* Spiced it up a bit..
God Creates Dinosaurs. God Destroys them. God Creates Men/Women. Men create Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat men. Womens inherits the Earth. Dinosaur rapes women. DInosaur makes half-breeds. Cockroaches takes over the world. God rewinds.
!!@$#@$@#
I like how you think..
chelsea17
Originally posted by Leo.M
i love you and you got my vote pray
haha okay
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Masrix
What would happen do you think? i would become a damn sex slave........
chelsea17
But admit it, you wouldn't mind
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by chelsea17
But admit it, you wouldn't mind
True
Otaku
All mean would be sex slaves.Except for John Goodman and Andy Milonakis.
Revernd Maynard
John Goodman droolio
chelsea17
Yes, all men naughty
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Masrix
What would happen do you think?
"IF" Girls ruled the earth?
Excuse me..you must have been mistaken when you wrote the title of this thread because girls DO rule the earth. evil
Men just think they rule the earth because they have the penis! lol
chelsea17
Have you forgotten, girls clean the house, do the laundry, do the dishes, and we usually always make you guys smell good. What would you do if you stunk and had to wear the same clothes everyday? ewwness
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by chelsea17
Have you forgotten, girls clean the house, do the laundry, do the dishes, and we usually always make you guys smell good. What would you do if you stunk and had to wear the same clothes everyday? ewwness
i'd like to say i do all of that for myself
except cook
Otaku
Yeah!
Except cook.But they invented a microwave for that!
Revernd Maynard
HOT POCKETS
chelsea17
But those start to get old after a while...fresh chocolate chip cookies, and brownies...
Otaku
Hot pockets can t get old.So cant any other microwave product.
Revernd Maynard
i live off hotpockets for the whole summer.....HAM AND CHEESE BEHBEH
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by chelsea17
Have you forgotten, girls clean the house, do the laundry, do the dishes, and we usually always make you guys smell good. What would you do if you stunk and had to wear the same clothes everyday? ewwness
Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Otaku
Hot pockets can t get old.So cant any other microwave product.
Uh-oh, Another HIM fan!! droolio
Bardock42
Might be different now...but in the long run probably the same.....
chelsea17
Well, girls rule the earth, and you guys are still alive. So it's okay
hotsauce6548
Originally posted by indie_director
Well not rule the world.. but I agree... if Canada had a woman Prime Minister and the States had a woman President and so on and so forth.. there would be no wars. Because all the fighting would be behind eachother's backs. Here's a UN Meeting:
U.S.: China I love what you're doing with your country so far! (whispers to Russia beside her: Damn waste of space if you ask me)
China: Thanks U.S., I think you guys are great. Oh and Iraq, you guys have totally cleaned up! (Text message to Russia: Damn Iraq, let's invade them soon, don't let U.S. in though)
And that would be it... Seriously.. all niceness up front... and no wars because they all pretend they like each other. They would share land and everything else..and the oil.
Masrix
I literaly think if men where chained up and girl owned the world, it would be very clean, shiney eye hurting clean
GCG
This is a thought. What would the women do to the world ?
Change the statue of liberty's clothes ? buy it new shoes ? Groom osama ?
TwisterGameX
Women already rule the world....
GCG
When did that happen ?
TwisterGameX
Originally posted by GCG
When did that happen ?
Since the beginning of time
Koala MeatPie
See, we are too dim to have figured it out... but sometime when we where all off to WWI
silver_tears
I'd boil sexist pigs in oil personally
mysterio69
well, men haven't exactly done a bang up job, have they? only thing with women ruling is when it's their time of the month, there might be some nukes dropped.
Coldfire
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Women already rule the world....
damn straight
Dr. Strangelove
Originally posted by GCG
This is a thought. What would the women do to the world ?
Change the statue of liberty's clothes ? buy it new shoes ? Groom osama ?
They'd back-stab and double cross each other into oblivion because as the old saying goes: woman hate woman.
Coldfire
Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
They'd back-stab and double cross each other into oblivion because as the old saying goes: woman hate woman.
StyleTime
I'm not agreeing completely with what Dr. Strangelove said, but I do notice that women are quite vicious to each other at times. Could this lead to problems in office?
Imperial_Samura
Maybe things would change socially to mimic the insect world, were the females are dominant already.... queen ants, queen bees - males just mindless drones... then you get to the praying mantis, where the female eats the males head after mating... same with many species of spiders....
hmmmm, maybe it would be better if it didn't mimic the insect world.
GCG
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Maybe things would change socially to mimic the insect world, were the females dominant already.... queen ants, queen bees - males just mindless drones... then you get to the praying mantis, where the female eats the males head after mating... same with many species of spiders....
hmmmm, maybe it would be better if it didn't mimic the insect world.
Do you mean men are surplus to requirements by that ?
Leo.M
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Women already rule the world....
YEP they do and if you don't think so.............. wait tell you get married or get gf...... they'll whip you into shape and you won't even know it glare in till it's TOOOOO late. You have to tell them were your going almost all the time glare
and you can bet if they took over the government, there'd be WAR. why cos when women fight they fight and they don't let it go chair " DID YOU JUST LOOK AT MY MAN" ................. their not like us when we get into a fight with some guy and then have a beer the next min. with the guy drunk
((The_Anomaly))
it would make no difference whatsoever.
we had a good discussion about this in my international relations class.
although women are different in respect to social acts etc. and on an individual level (micro level) i.e. between friends, families etc. then men are
in respect to things like "someone is coming at you with a knife, what do you do"
the obvious answer is defend yourself. (this eludes to war, and war like situations)
fact is that while women and men are different in a micro context, in a macro context we would act more or less exactly the same.
so it really makes no difference.
Sorgo
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
it would make no difference whatsoever.
we had a good discussion about this in my international relations class.
although women are different in respect to social acts etc. and on an individual level (micro level) i.e. between friends, families etc. then men are
in respect to things like "someone is coming at you with a knife, what do you do"
the obvious answer is defend yourself. (this eludes to war, and war like situations)
fact is that while women and men are different in a micro context, in a macro context we would act more or less exactly the same.
so it really makes no difference.
^ Anamoly's Awesome Analogy!
Mighty Yoda
if girls ruled the earth there would be no earth
Mr Parker
on a serious note,it would all really depend on which girls ruled.if it was ruled by women like hillary clinton and janet reno,then we would be no btter off than we are now.where if it was ruled by women that are good people like ophra,then the world would be so much better.
lord krondor
Originally posted by Masrix
What would happen do you think?
Wouldn't be much different than it is now.
lord krondor
Originally posted by Mr Parker
on a serious note,it would all really depend on which girls ruled.if it was ruled by women like hillary clinton and janet reno,then we would be no btter off than we are now.where if it was ruled by women that are good people like ophra,then the world would be so much better.
You wouldn't be able to choose which women were to rule, just as we can't choose which men we want. Oh and what makes you think Oprah would be a great leader? I'm not too familiar with her economic or foreign policy views. How would she fix the economy?
leonheartmm
if it was ruled by luciana limma GUYS WOULD BE IN HEAVEN!
DarkC
If girls ruled the world? Chaos.
If women ruled the world? It'd probably be better than what it is today. Except driving laws and bylaws.
roguegirl15
Originally posted by DarkC
If girls ruled the world? Chaos.
If women ruled the world? It'd probably be better than what it is today. Except driving laws and bylaws. If I ruled the earth...ur a*s would be mine
hawkwind
if girls ruled the earth i would get no sleep.
lord krondor
Besides tampons being free, there would be no real change in our world if women were to run it.
Vinny Valentine
Men would be forced to make babies.
Leo.M
Men would be chained. Not that I'll complain shifty
bogen
as some movie told me, a country would ne nuked every 28 days
Because I can
LOL
Philip_ll
if women ruled the earth, fat chicks would get fatter and become rapists.
JacopeX
Originally posted by WhiteSnowAngel
But we already rule the earth
No.
Philip_ll
and also, every single television commercial would be about tampons.
Mr Parker
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Girls would keep men chained up
I like the sound of that.
Hell's Harmony
that s why you or they wont rule the world,to soft hearted,girly and are not smart enough.
overlord
Wars would be started about presidents stealing each other's man-servants.
Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i would become a damn sex slave........
Thorinn
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Hell's Harmony
I would want to be a sex slave lol
Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Thorinn
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Thorinn
Originally posted by Thorinn
Fiann@
Originally posted by Philip_ll
and also, every single television commercial would be about tampons.
Why??
Lord Saboteur
Originally posted by NineCoronas
The world would be consumed in a nuclear war.
Leo.M
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i would become a damn sex slave........
^ Same.. but only to one girl, I don't need the rest
Pink Maynard
Originally posted by Thorinn
xxxshellxxx
If girls ruled the world there wouldn't be anymore need for birth control.
LOL.
Vraya
If girls ruled the world then boys wouldn't rule the world... ermm
JacopeX
I would hide in cave with a bowl of trail mix
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by xxxshellxxx
If girls ruled the world there wouldn't be anymore need for birth control.
LOL. why?
xxxshellxxx
I don't know. It just sounded kinda funny when I was typing it.
If girls could switch the whole getting pregnant thing too males things would be so much better. what? they are the ones that are always wanting a kid after kid, if they went through it all then maybe they would see why we say no after a point. LOL.
Vraya
Originally posted by xxxshellxxx
I don't know. It just sounded kinda funny when I was typing it.
If girls could switch the whole getting pregnant thing too males things would be so much better. what? they are the ones that are always wanting a kid after kid, if they went through it all then maybe they would see why we say no after a point. LOL.
How the hell would males do that. Wait, you know what, I don't want to know.
Philip_ll
i dont like the sound of fat women raping me.
systemshock2
They may not rule the earth just yet, but they certainly rule my world. Call me whipped or chained or whatever, but whenever it involves a girl I gladly make it all about her. I'm 100% the string wrapped around their little finger lol. No man can ever tell me what to do, but with a girl she can always rule my world.
PrincessMary
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
What would happen do you think?
We would rock the world!
IvoryGeisha
It would be a better place hehe
Kai Lein
well... men would be slaves to women.. wait.. thats already happend... um... THERE WOULD ACTUALLY BE A FEMALE PRESIDENT! w00t
IvoryGeisha
Yeah, that'd be cool hehe
ThePrincessBee
Its about time we had a female president!
IvoryGeisha
I totally agree, imagine how much better things would be?
Mišt
All the men would make our own secret hiding fortw00t
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/noobbasher/nogirls.gif
overlord
Originally posted by Kai Lein
well... men would be slaves to women.. wait.. thats already happend... um... THERE WOULD ACTUALLY BE A FEMALE PRESIDENT! w00t
Originally posted by ThePrincessBee
Its about time we had a female president!
READ THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE POSTING, YOU NUBS!!!
Originally posted by overlord
Wars would be started about presidents stealing each other's man-servants. Sorry about that, I just can't handle being ignored.
(I am secretly a woman)
ThePrincessBee
Originally posted by overlord
READ THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE POSTING, YOU NUBS!!!
Sorry about that, I just can't handle being ignored.
(I am secretly a woman) [/QUOTE
You have 666 drawn or tatted on your forhead, very "orginal".
Lord Paradise
Rather than going through wars, countries would just talk about eachother behind eachother's backs until they developed economic eating disorders and collapsed.
Do you think that's a better system? I'd rather get shot than starve.
overlord
Originally posted by ThePrincessBee
Originally posted by overlord
READ THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE POSTING, YOU NUBS!!!
Sorry about that, I just can't handle being ignored.
(I am secretly a woman) I did it with MS-Paintbrush. Pretty cool, no?
Itzak
Everyone would go to the bathroom in groups.
replies in kind
Originally posted by Salem07
The world would then be perfect
We would all die.
Vinny Valentine
Ever man would be chained up, Except Vinny Valentine. He would sit in the palace of Ladies getting pleasured every 5 minutes.
replies in kind
I'll be your henchman.
Vinny Valentine
No Thats Okay, Lea,Alicia and some others can be my henchgals.
replies in kind
Never.
replies in kind
Dont make me eat you. I will not hesitate to do so.
Vinny Valentine
Who are you
replies in kind
I am...
er..
Satan?
Vinny Valentine
I think you need a time out.
replies in kind
I know. -_-
Captain REX
If girls ruled the Earth, I would willingly surrender myself as their boy toy.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
If girls ruled the Earth, I would willingly surrender myself as their boy toy.
Didn't you hear what happened to the last Boy Toy?
Captain REX
Yes, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Plus, I might like being pregnant. After all, if girls ruled the world, the guys get pregnant, not the girls.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
Yes, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Plus, I might like being pregnant. After all, if girls ruled the world, the guys get pregnant, not the girls.
Captain REX
Oh, you're laughing now, wait until your test reads positive. Then think about giving birth. crazy
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