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Whats with all of the Retards, Cripples, White Trash, Fat people, And People With Mullets at Wall Mart? Every time I go there I see all of those people. Its like they Hang out there.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Whats with all of the Retards, Cripples, at Wall Mart? Every time I go there I see all of those people. Its like they Hang out there.

that's kind of rude

i know what you mean..i went there once and thats all i saw so i never went back scared

i know. i used to like wal-mart...

Thank god we dont have Wall Mart in Holland.

Originally posted by CherryPop
that's kind of rude I'm a rude person.

Originally posted by CherryPop
that's kind of rude
but its true

My walmart is actually very decent. I don't know what's wrong with ya'lls walmarts

the walmarts in Dimension Eleventeen are full of losers...

Originally posted by CherryPop
My walmart is actually very decent. I don't know what's wrong with ya'lls walmarts Of course you're going to like Wal Mart. You just said "Ya'll"

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Of course you're going to like Wal Mart. You just said "Ya'll"

PWN3D!!!!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Of course you're going to like Wal Mart. You just said "Ya'll"

Forgive me oh great slipknot!

"You All"

Originally posted by CherryPop
Forgive me oh great slipknot!

"You All" You are forgiven

Whenever I go to Wal-Mart, I see A bunch of polygamists.

everytime i go this old man asks me if i want a sticker...

Originally posted by CherryPop
everytime i go this old man asks me if i want a sticker... scary

and if i say no he gives me one anyways

Good

I went today and this One Ghetto Looking guy behind me in line was buying 4 Machetes

they don't sell weapons at Wal Mart

I've never seen them at my Wal Mart. They don't even sell Bee bee guns there

Well he lives in Jersey.Gotta defend yourself in some way right?

Originally posted by CherryPop
they don't sell weapons at Wal Mart At my Wal Mart they sell Machetes, Ax's, Combat knives, Air Soft Guns, Pocket knives...

Originally posted by Otaku
Well he lives in Jersey.Gotta defend yourself in some way right? Exactly. I have plenty of stuff for that.

Me, my friends, my family, we all love Wal-Mart. Then again we're all big rednecks..

I'm actually helping someone create a "Wal-Mart D20" rpg. We're trying to get this pubished under a d20 modern setting. It takes place in the future, Wal-Mart declares global domination as the markets crash, everyone is forced to work for Wal-Mart and becomes an almost impervous communism. All people live "inside" Wal-Mart because Wal-Mart's original buisness managers died a long time ago, so now the aisles are endless, and people struggle day in and day out to simply get the supplies they need to survive. Robots (As seen with those damn computer casheers) serve as Wal-Mart's police, as they're cheaper and more efficent then humans. People are desitute and scared, and a common monster in this campaign is the "customer zombie". What is a customer zombie? Well, the pestecides in Wal-Mart's brands of food (which is the only one avaliable) leaves people after death a souless corpse, the pestecides create a germ that infects the brain and brings people "back to life" with one major purpose. To exsist as an animal. You see them slowly shuffeling aisle to aisle, groaning a product thier body so desires. "Balonga w/cheese.. Balonga w/cheese.." These abomonations may upset the more religous types, but fighting them is a losing game, because even the radical fundementalist shoots the zombie square in the head with his seven calibur, the zombie steps back as a hole is seen where half it's face use to be, and a new mission is set forth for this lifeless body.. "Tylenol.. Tylenol.."

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Me, my friends, my family, we all love Wal-Mart. Then again we're all big rednecks..

Thats pretty sad then...

And why do they only hire actual retards to work there?

customer:"Excuse me, where is the-"
employee:"No se habla ingles"
customer:"Mi hablo espanol"
employee:"Um..." *runs away*

Yea, It is annoying trying to talk to an EMployee When He only speaks Spanish.

I once saw a Wal-Mart in Idaho smack dab in the middle of nowhere. There were no neighborhoods or towns or anything that I could see, just a Wal-Mart, sitting there . . . .

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Whats with all of the Retards, Cripples, White Trash, Fat people, And People With Mullets at Wall Mart? Every time I go there I see all of those people. Its like they Hang out there.

Those guys be taking turfs too

last time I was there I saw a guy who was about 400pounds in a motorized chair (I'm sure he only needed it because he was so fat) with no shirt on. Seriously, if you are that disgusting of a human, how the hell do you get out the front door without putting on a damn shirt? nobody wants to look at your rolls and rolls of fat.

Thats just disgusting

If I were in a walmart gang, I'd want to be called 'Isle Six'. My tattoo would look like this . . ..

Originally posted by Otaku
Thank god we dont have Wall Mart in Holland.
thank god we dont have Wal Mart in Japan

Thank God we don't have Holland or Japan at Walmart!

Yeah.It was on the news.Wall Marts going Europe.The Anchorman was all like Watch it!If Rednecks and Mullets are harrasing you go to the pimpled kid at the counter he'll help ya.Really he did.

wal mizzle is the shizzle for rizzle my nizzle. my friend marvin says he wishes walmart sold cars and wives.(guaranteed low prices and if you don't like it bring it back)