Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!
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GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.
CherryPop
riiight....*cough*insane*cough*
Family_guy725
Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.
oh yeah they had something like that on an episode of buffy the vampire slayer
EsteemedLeader
...haha hhaa Ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS, NOW I SHALL EAT THERE EVERY DAY, FOR I AM A CANNIBAL, LEADER OF MY CANNIBALISTIC CULT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
AHAHA
GeneralImperius
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
...haha hhaa Ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS, NOW I SHALL EAT THERE EVERY DAY, FOR I AM A CANNIBAL, LEADER OF MY CANNIBALISTIC CULT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
AHAHA
SlipknoT
Cannibals Kick ass.
Family_guy725
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
...haha hhaa Ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS, NOW I SHALL EAT THERE EVERY DAY, FOR I AM A CANNIBAL, LEADER OF MY CANNIBALISTIC CULT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
AHAHA oh i wanna join your cult
Storm
The Big Mac drool
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Family_guy725
oh i wanna join your cult
actually, im not making it up (well, i never really ate anyone yet, need more members). Esteemed Leader is actually the name of the main character in a comic im starting on about a cult of cannibals who eat stupid and useless people. there will be a lot of worthless celebrities being eaten...
DanZeke25
Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/DTM921/ORLY.jpg
Family_guy725
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
actually, im not making it up (well, i never really ate anyone yet, need more members). Esteemed Leader is actually the name of the main character in a comic im starting on about a cult of cannibals who eat stupid and useless people. there will be a lot of worthless celebrities being eaten...
nah i change my mind cannibals tend to be mseey eaters
EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Family_guy725
nah i change my mind cannibals tend to be mseey eaters
then we will eat you...
Spelljammer
Actually I heard McDonalds hamburgers were actually soy-meat..
Snoopbert
Originally posted by Storm
The Big Mac drool
indie_director
I work at McDonald's. And yesterday our old manager went missing after he got in a fight with the owner. We found a finger by the frier though. Think it's connected? aha
Bardock42
SOYLENT GREEN.......IS...HUMANS
Puddin Pop
Actually it's worm meat. Not human sorry for busting your bubble.
AOR
Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.
you know too much...sniper
StaT1c
Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane. I can't believe you typed all that shit.
EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by AOR
you know too much...sniper
yes, and like the CIA, mcdonalds will "neurtalize" you...
SlipknoT
Originally posted by indie_director
I work at McDonald's. And yesterday our old manager went missing after he got in a fight with the owner. We found a finger by the frier though. Think it's connected? aha Yea, I'm sure you found a finger
EsteemedLeader
did you know KFC breeds their own genetic mutant chickens that are tubed with no feathers, beaks, legs, and are really fat. they feed them through a tube until theyre ready to be harvested...
LiL nAstY GirL
I work at mcdonalds....thats not what they do...
mysterio69
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
did you know KFC breeds their own genetic mutant chickens that are tubed with no feathers, beaks, legs, and are really fat. they feed them through a tube until theyre ready to be harvested...
yummy. that's what makes them so damn tasty.
EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by mysterio69
yummy. that's what makes them so damn tasty.
yes indeed...
JacopeX
1. Cannibals Suck
2. I dont belive the meat is human PERIOD!!!!
Sorgo
Mcdonalds is good food. Super size me couldn't even say anything about their food because it's good. I didn't see Morgan Spurlock going "Eeeewww" when he was eating the food, i heard "MMMMmmm".
And unfortunatley, Mcdonalds doesn't make Humanburgers.
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But their nuggets are testacles!
BackFire
Soilent green is made of people....
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