random outbursts

ever had the urge to say something really random and the wrong time? tell you stories here

Well one time, I wanted to say "F uckin' Bizatch to the wall, but I turnd around and did that to the principal...

Turrets, I get them all the time.

F*ck sh*t c*ck

😂

I was a my Grandmothers funeral and talking to My cousin who is also a Metal head and In front of everyone I asked, "So did you get the New Cannibal Corpse Album" really loud in front of the casket 😮

i was once sitting in a movie theatre with my friend, i forget what movie, but it was at a VERY serious part in the plotline, the main character was about to die if they made one wrong move. i say to my friend "i think its about time the apple sticks its head in it's breifcase"

One time when I saw Episode II in theaters years back, the part where Padme is reaming Anikan for whatever, I said out loud to my girlfriend at the time, "they'z gonna feck" and everyone laughed.

I once spoiled the ending for Hide and Seek. There were people in line for the movie and I did exactly what Homer does in that episode where he says "You'd have never known that Darth Vader is Luke's father!" I said something like "I can't believe it was her dad the entire time". I had a few people made at me, to say the least. It was totally not on purpose, but it made my night. 😂

LMFAO >.< i went to see texas chainsaw massacre and it was the really intense scary part right before the really loud sound part? you know? and it got silent and i farted -.- ****in loud too! and then when i realized it i went SHIT! and everyone got even madder at me -.- my friends could not stop laughing and niether could i 😄

Originally posted by indie_director
I once spoiled the ending for Hide and Seek. There were people in line for the movie and I did exactly what Homer does in that episode where he says "You'd have never known that Darth Vader is Luke's father!" I said something like "I can't believe it was her dad the entire time". I had a few people made at me, to say the least. It was totally not on purpose, but it made my night. 😂

Haha in my school we were watching a movie, and it was supposed to be scary but it wasnt really. And everyone was quiet cause they wanted to know what happened. Then I decided to drop one of my book on to the floor, which in my school is pretty loud. Its scared the sh*t out of almost everybody. 😆

oh...and i went to see devils rejects for the second time and i was all like "NO....Dont look in the bathroom DONT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!! I SAID TO NOT LOOK IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!" lmfao >.<

Originally posted by Vathu
LMFAO >.< i went to see texas chainsaw massacre and it was the really intense scary part right before the really loud sound part? you know? and it got silent and i farted -.- ****in loud too! and then when i realized it i went SHIT! and everyone got even madder at me -.- my friends could not stop laughing and niether could i 😄

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😂 times 1 million!!

Oh man thats hilarious!!!

lmfao i know But it ruined the whole ****ing movie 😄

i got the tourettes. i do it all day, and cackle maniacally for no damn reason...

This isnt really random but its a funny story.

My Uncle to his friend mike to the Movies a while ago. The movie was supposed to start at 7:30. It was 7:30 and Mike goes "It 7:30. It should start soon." Then at 7:32 "Jeez. Its 7:32 now. They better start the movie soon." Then at 7:34. "What the hell is taking so long to start the movie?!" Then at 7:37 he stands up and turn to the projector thing. "Play the mother F*cking Movie!!!!!!!" 😆 😆

lmfao