Spelljammer
Well, to give you a nice descriptive scenario.. I figured I'd make a fiction out of this, who knows, the other topic can serve as to impact on who wins what.. The first was resolved so here is the story..
KIDROCK VERSUS KHARMAHDOG.
It was just another normal day for KidRock, he was coming home from a party, drunken, just had sex with several beautiful women, and exhausted from all the fun and metal thrashing. As he stumbeld to his door, he noticed graffiti on it. Something that stroke a chill down his spine.
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/z/za%7Dsacpl.gif
Who *hick!* raped my door?! Ahhh, I'll worry about it in the morning..
KidRock drags himself to bed, after about two days sleep then another day of tylenol.. He's sober and ready to kick some ass. Getting out his trust eagle revolver pointing it at the mirror and reciting to himself..
I'm going to kill that *****.. Suddenly, KidRock hear's snickering and could swear he saw somebody behind him pointing and taunting.
Who's there?! I promise I won't rip your ballsack off before I kill you if you show your face! Are you the liberal scum who ruined my door?! What will the neighbor's think?! KidRock paces around looking whilst the figure hides under his bed then trips him. The figure then leaps out with a loud bark, grabs the back of KidRock's head and slams it into his floor repeatedly.
KharmahDog: You're the reason Bush serves a second term! You're the reason Christianity isn't banned! You're the reason people still have thier own opinion!
Slam after slam, KidRock is repeatedly bashed against the floor, fearing being beaten to death, he retracts, manages to grab the canine and throw him across the room, he quickly gets out his eagle revolver says something cheesy like It's time to put you to sleep.. and shoots the dog square in the head. It falls down lifeless. It just lies there. KidRock go's up to it..
KidRock: What a crazy sonofabitch, didn't he know better then to mess with a Republic-- As he says that kharmahdog opens his eyes, growls, and leaps and succesfuly bites of KidRock's nipple.
Kidrock: You bit off my nipple!
KharmahDog: Just as you bit off democracy when you got that swine into office! I can't die by bullets you moron! Or have you even PLAYED Duck Hunt?! Oh wait, you hicks go out and slaughter the real things only further purging our Earth of it's natural resources!
KidRock: You bit off.. my nipple! KharmahDog jumps in the air slow-motion and the angle spins around bullet time as he kicks KidRock in the jaw, then jabs him in the face, left, right, left, he's knocked out to the ground and in bullet time KharmahDog drops to the ground only to run up to KidRock and pee on him.
http://artofwar.free.fr/images_site/jeux/nes/duck%20hunt/90000000.png
And what happend to KidRock? Well, he never could get that graffiti off his door, so the public assumed he was a commie sympathzing democrat. He lost all his friends, he stopped getting invited to party's, and he eventualy killed himself with his own dessert eagle.. Then because that right-wing nut God does not approve of suicide did not think he deserved hell but wouldn't let him into heaven, he nows spends eternity in limbo roaming for a purpose alongside Allan Colmes..
Winner: KharmahDog.
KIDROCK VERSUS KHARMAHDOG.
It was just another normal day for KidRock, he was coming home from a party, drunken, just had sex with several beautiful women, and exhausted from all the fun and metal thrashing. As he stumbeld to his door, he noticed graffiti on it. Something that stroke a chill down his spine.
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/z/za%7Dsacpl.gif
Who *hick!* raped my door?! Ahhh, I'll worry about it in the morning..
KidRock drags himself to bed, after about two days sleep then another day of tylenol.. He's sober and ready to kick some ass. Getting out his trust eagle revolver pointing it at the mirror and reciting to himself..
I'm going to kill that *****.. Suddenly, KidRock hear's snickering and could swear he saw somebody behind him pointing and taunting.
Who's there?! I promise I won't rip your ballsack off before I kill you if you show your face! Are you the liberal scum who ruined my door?! What will the neighbor's think?! KidRock paces around looking whilst the figure hides under his bed then trips him. The figure then leaps out with a loud bark, grabs the back of KidRock's head and slams it into his floor repeatedly.
KharmahDog: You're the reason Bush serves a second term! You're the reason Christianity isn't banned! You're the reason people still have thier own opinion!
Slam after slam, KidRock is repeatedly bashed against the floor, fearing being beaten to death, he retracts, manages to grab the canine and throw him across the room, he quickly gets out his eagle revolver says something cheesy like It's time to put you to sleep.. and shoots the dog square in the head. It falls down lifeless. It just lies there. KidRock go's up to it..KidRock: What a crazy sonofabitch, didn't he know better then to mess with a Republic-- As he says that kharmahdog opens his eyes, growls, and leaps and succesfuly bites of KidRock's nipple.
Kidrock: You bit off my nipple!
KharmahDog: Just as you bit off democracy when you got that swine into office! I can't die by bullets you moron! Or have you even PLAYED Duck Hunt?! Oh wait, you hicks go out and slaughter the real things only further purging our Earth of it's natural resources!
KidRock: You bit off.. my nipple! KharmahDog jumps in the air slow-motion and the angle spins around bullet time as he kicks KidRock in the jaw, then jabs him in the face, left, right, left, he's knocked out to the ground and in bullet time KharmahDog drops to the ground only to run up to KidRock and pee on him.
http://artofwar.free.fr/images_site/jeux/nes/duck%20hunt/90000000.png
And what happend to KidRock? Well, he never could get that graffiti off his door, so the public assumed he was a commie sympathzing democrat. He lost all his friends, he stopped getting invited to party's, and he eventualy killed himself with his own dessert eagle.. Then because that right-wing nut God does not approve of suicide did not think he deserved hell but wouldn't let him into heaven, he nows spends eternity in limbo roaming for a purpose alongside Allan Colmes..
Winner: KharmahDog.