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I'm a horrible person and I suck at life......


BUT I DO HAVE GOOD NEWS!

Anyone care to guess?

you love pie?

you suck pies ?

youre a retard, so its not really your fault?

well, that was weird

You saved money on car inssurance by switching to Geico?

Originally posted by dave123
well, that was weird

yep ..

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
yep .. let's never speak of this again

No, but keep guessing.

Originally posted by dave123
let's never speak of this again

speak of what again






Originally posted by Pielover666
No, but keep guessing.

you ****ed a pie?

oh, oh, i know, if its good news, that must mean.....YOURE DYING! HURRAY

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
oh, oh, i know, if its good news, that must mean.....YOURE DYING! HURRAY
That'd be bad news because even though I suck, I'm still awesome.

But c'mon ppl,. don't give up.

so, youre going to stop being such a n00b? j/k, but seriously, your parents had an unfortunate "accident" , and now youre getting insurance money?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
so, youre going to stop being such a n00b? j/k, but seriously, your parents had an unfortunate "accident" , and now youre getting insurance money?
I wish.........*cough*not a noob*cough

anyway....

once we get to page two I'll tell you.

post

you wanted some attention so you created a thread...which ..will eventualy become your demise..

second post

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
you wanted some attention so you created a thread...which ..will eventualy become your demise..

we can only hope for so much to be true...

lizards eat bugs

Originally posted by DanZeke25
You saved money on car inssurance by switching to Geico?

Unless it's about Bran-Bran likeing me, it is NEVER good news! You fail! Cut yourself! Worship Satan! Vote Republican!

this will get hijacked and turned into something sexual or ....Jebus forbid...about Football

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Unless it's about Bran-Bran likeing me, it is NEVER good news! You fail! Cut yourself! Worship Satan! Vote Republican!
I already do.....Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
this will get hijacked and turned into something sexual or ....Jebus forbid...about Football
Ok, the answer is.......i'M WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!

Yay!

Huttah!

Here comes the bashing

Do you blow too? hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you blow too? hmm
no, I aucutally eat if you put it that way....

Originally posted by Pielover666
I already do.....
Ok, the answer is.......i'M WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!

Yay!

Huttah!

Here comes the bashing

that was my next guess. no, seriously, it was...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
that was my next guess. no, seriously, it was...
congradulations.

Originally posted by Pielover666
I'm a horrible person and I suck at life......


BUT I DO HAVE GOOD NEWS!

Anyone care to guess?

That's disturbing. Have you considered suicide? Or cookies?

Either should work fine.

I bet you suck a lot more than life.

Originally posted by Pielover666
no, I aucutally eat if you put it that way.... your like..14? LOL u sad sad person actually, thats just creepy, CREEPY I TELL U!! freak...

Originally posted by Sun Ce
your like..14? LOL u sad sad person actually, thats just creepy, CREEPY I TELL U!! freak...

Pyrofly, i hate ham, do u hate me?

Originally posted by Sun Ce
Pyrofly, i hate ham, do u hate me? Nope.. dont worry i dont hate you

even tho ham does rock! j.k.

Originally posted by Pyrofly
Nope.. dont worry i dont hate you

even tho ham does rock! j.k. Ham is its really horrible...tastes too much of meat, i just hate the taste, stuff like tuna is real nice tho...mmmmm Tuuuna....mmm

oh and glad u don't hate me

Originally posted by RagnaViper
That's disturbing. Have you considered suicide? Or cookies?

Either should work fine.
I had some cookies a while ago....GOOD STUFF!Originally posted by Pyrofly
Nope.. dont worry i dont hate you

even tho ham does rock! j.k.
Coming from you, that means shit.....YOU'RE MORE OF A NOOB THAN ME! and No, I just said that to be moderately humorus.....Originally posted by Sun Ce
Ham is its really horrible...tastes too much of meat, i just hate the taste, stuff like tuna is real nice tho...mmmmm Tuuuna....mmm

oh and glad u don't hate me
It was a joke. I was defending myself from verbal assult. No, I'm not "experienced" in those aspects.

Yeah...well...I know you said you were with the Girls and yadda yadda....but I think you are lying....I stick with the Geico Theory....

Originally posted by Pielover666
I wish.........*cough*not a noob*cough

errm, yes, you are

Yes you are.

Originally posted by nick1811
errm, yes, you are
Not to him at least.......he's been here not as long as me....YES! I realize I'm a noob, but not to EL.


notice the sig. (the cool n00b) <------dubbed by Raven Guardia

Originally posted by Pielover666
I already do.....
Ok, the answer is.......i'M WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!



i dont think your right hand counts as 'the girl of your dreams'

Originally posted by Pielover666
I already do.....
Ok, the answer is.......i'M WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!

Yay!

Huttah!

Here comes the bashing Huttah???

Now that's an odd word if ever I've heard of one.

Originally posted by nick1811
i dont think your right hand counts as 'the girl of your dreams'
Dude, that wasn't cool.

I know you have more respect than me but seriously.....Don't talk about crap you don't know....bizatch...

Originally posted by Pielover666
Dude, that wasn't cool.

I know you have more respect than me but seriously.....Don't talk about crap you don't know....bizatch...

dont cry, i was only joking

Originally posted by nick1811
dont cry, i was only joking
That was personal though, not mild-mannered fun.

Actually it was pretty funny....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually it was pretty funny....
To you! Seriously, I don't need that abuse.....

Originally posted by Pielover666
To you! Seriously, I don't need that abuse.....

Stop whining...that actually makes people think you are uncomfortable when someone mentions Masturbating......wonder why

Dear Dave (DarkC) and nickwhatshisface :

n00b

newb

Try to know what you're talking about before actually saying it...cheers eyes

~wickerman~

Those pretty much all say "inexperienced" but I'm far from that in forums.....Grammer I suck at though.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Stop whining...that actually makes people think you are uncomfortable when someone mentions Masturbating......wonder why
I'm not uncomfortable with that. I just hate it when people make fun of my romantic life by referring to "my right hand" or something similar.

Originally posted by Pielover666
Those pretty much all say "inexperienced" but I'm far from that in forums.....Grammer I suck at though.....

No n00b says stupid bastard that should better die and types 11111 instead of !!!!! ....while newb is just a term for a new member......

Originally posted by Pielover666
I'm not uncomfortable with that. I just hate it when people make fun of my romantic life by referring to "my right hand" or something similar.

Yeah...well you need to deal with that...cause...people will continue to do it...especially since your reaction to that is a most hilarious one.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
No n00b says stupid bastard that should better die and types 11111 instead of !!!!! ....while newb is just a term for a new member......

Xactly. Expected much more from Dave tha hawtie though

~wickerman~

Hm strange...Urban Dictionary seems to imply that newb has something to do with Inexperience too........

Originally posted by Bardock42
No n00b says stupid bastard that should better die and types 11111 instead of !!!!! ....while newb is just a term for a new member......
Whatever.
I don't say "1111' instead of "!!!!" unless by accident. And I am a new member, but I was talkin' about WM's n00b and Newb links.

ioL !!!111!!one!!one1!!eleven

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...well you need to deal with that...cause...people will continue to do it...especially since your reaction to that is a most hilarious one.....
What I said was funny? Hehe, cool. I never knew I could be funny.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Dear Dave (DarkC) and nickwhatshisface :

n00b

newb

Try to know what you're talking about before actually saying it...cheers eyes

~wickerman~

nickwhatshisface!? is that what ive been reduced to! sadwalk

Originally posted by nick1811
nickwhatshisface!? is that what ive been reduced to! sadwalk
Well with my old name, someone referred to me as Sabershitmaster, which I found extremely funny, for some odd reason....

Originally posted by Pielover666
Whatever.
I don't say "1111' instead of "!!!!" unless by accident. And I am a new member, but I was talkin' about WM's n00b and Newb links.

Yes..I am talkignaboot the definition of the terms...newb is rather inoffensive....at least on this board...n00b is mean....

Originally posted by nick1811
nickwhatshisface!? is that what ive been reduced to! sadwalk

HA HA

Originally posted by playmean
ioL !!!111!!one!!one1!!eleven

Exactly....

Originally posted by Pielover666
What I said was funny? Hehe, cool. I never knew I could be funny.

I am not sure if it's the kind of funny you want to be known for...but yes....

Originally posted by nick1811
nickwhatshisface!? is that what ive been reduced to! sadwalk

I'm sowwy, but i don't know you, and i couldn't remember the number, and i know Dave, and i love him, so......yeah......oooh.....butterfly

~wickerman~

Is that darkc dave, or the sexy one?

Originally posted by dave123
Is that darkc dave, or the sexy one?

DarkC IS Sexxeh (check out the pic thread )

.........but both eyes

~wickerman~

NOT good enough

Originally posted by dave123
NOT good enough

Can't a girl ever catch a break?

~wickerman~

So, are we done bashing my ladyfriend and go to bashing the complete irrelvence of this thread?

I wanna flirt with your lady friend, I'm getting worried by the fact all this gay flirting is turning me on

Originally posted by dave123
I wanna flirt with your lady friend, I'm getting worried by the fact all this gay flirting is turning me on You wann flirt with a 13 year old? scary....

Originally posted by Pielover666
So, are we done bashing my ladyfriend and go to bashing the complete irrelvence of this thread?

You're in the OTF. That will only happen when people from other forums on KMC will start strolling through the OTF looking to bash and troll. They'll start about how the OTF is complete crap and trash and should be deleted, without realising that without it, they wouldn't have a place to be high and mighty elitist bastards that feel the need to insult something when there's nobody online in their crappy little part of the forums that maybe 3 or 4 people visit.
Then someone start to complain about how the OTF is such complete garbage now, but how incredibly awesome it was "n" years ago.

Then someone will come in and say something along the lines of "Don't be stupid, i was here back then.....what the hell? it was exactly the same.

Then people that were registered back then but were too whimpy, stupid or had other issues to post, come out and agree with the first group that said it was oh so much better back then, thusly dragging themselves even worse down the drain, not realising they're only doing this so that they can finally be accepted by someone, finally be a "member on the team". Only their team is one of nostalgic drama-queen-loving attention whores.

...............did i just type that?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
You're in the OTF. That will only happen when people from other forums on KMC will start strolling through the OTF looking to bash and troll. They'll start about how the OTF is complete crap and trash and should be deleted, without realising that without it, they wouldn't have a place to be high and mighty elitist bastards that feel the need to insult something when there's nobody online in their crappy little part of the forums that maybe 3 or 4 people visit.
Then someone start to complain about how the OTF is such complete garbage now, but how incredibly awesome it was "n" years ago.

Then someone will come in and say something along the lines of "Don't be stupid, i was here back then.....what the hell? it was exactly the same.

Then people that were registered back then but were too whimpy, stupid or had other issues to post, come out and agree with the first group that said it was oh so much better back then, thusly dragging themselves even worse down the drain, not realising they're only doing this so that they can finally be accepted by someone, finally be a "member on the team". Only their team is one of nostalgic drama-queen-loving attention whores.

...............did i just type that?

~wickerman~
You are officially awesome!


And still I'm hungry....

And you may not think that I know I love this girl, because I'm 13 (soon to be 14) BUT I DO DAMMIT! And anyone who thinks differently can
F U C K OFF!

Originally posted by Pielover666
You wann flirt with a 13 year old? scary.... schmoll You incorrectly used the term "lady"

Originally posted by dave123
schmoll You incorrectly used the term "lady"
fine, my girl. Whatever. I don't really care......but you touch my girl, a swear you won't be able to touch much of anything for a LOOOOOONG while!

Originally posted by Pielover666
fine, my girl. Whatever. I don't really care......but you touch my girl, a swear you won't be able to touch much of anything for a LOOOOOONG while! Same rule applies to my daughter

Originally posted by dave123
Same rule applies to my daughter

For some reason that reminded me of the picture of a Devil prince and his daughter (DnD stuff )

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/bovd_gallery/88161_620_46.jpg

errrr......actually.....might not be very......PG-13.....should i remove it?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Pielover666
fine, my girl. Whatever. I don't really care......but you touch my girl, a swear you won't be able to touch much of anything for a LOOOOOONG while! lol

Originally posted by Wickerman
For some reason that reminded me of the picture of a Devil prince and his daughter (DnD stuff )

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/bovd_gallery/88161_620_46.jpg

errrr......actually.....might not be very......PG-13.....should i remove it?

~wickerman~ He has an interesting..pouch thing...

Originally posted by Wickerman
For some reason that reminded me of the picture of a Devil prince and his daughter (DnD stuff )

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/bovd_gallery/88161_620_46.jpg

errrr......actually.....might not be very......PG-13.....should i remove it?

~wickerman~
DnD kicks ass...

Originally posted by Wickerman
For some reason that reminded me of the picture of a Devil prince and his daughter (DnD stuff )

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/bovd_gallery/88161_620_46.jpg

errrr......actually.....might not be very......PG-13.....should i remove it?

~wickerman~ It implies bad things about me cry

Originally posted by dave123
It implies bad things about me cry

But.....he's hawt droolio

and yes pielover.....it does

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
But.....he's hawt droolio

and yes pielover.....it does

~wickerman~
Yea, and I normally play the bad version, and it STILL rocks.