Return of the Jedi rematch: Luke vS Vader

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FistOfThe North
Return of the Jedi rematch:

Luke vS Vader

Rand al'Thor
Luke summons a hord of orcs and wins.

Illustrious
Originally posted by Rand al'Thor
Luke summons a hord of orcs and wins.

Sheesh, get it right, it's URUK-HAI!!

...and Luke wins.

Rand al'Thor
Originally posted by Illustrious
Sheesh, get it right, it's URUK-HAI!!

...and Luke wins. stick out tongue

darthsith19
Luke

Illustrious
Originally posted by darthsith19
Luke

Glad to know you watched the movie.

Darth Somebody
Sidious comes in and zaps both of them, before slipping and falling down a reactor shaft.

Darth Faunus
And having Sr. Sex with Kreia. . . eeeewww!!! ARRRGGGHHH !!!!! MENTAL PICTURES!!!!

Gryn Jabar
Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Return of the Jedi rematch:

Luke vS Vader

Why the hell would you make such a stupid thread?

BlackVortex
yah really, it's already happened, not much to change. they fight, luke wins, watch the movie.

it's different if you change something like...

luke vs vader again but...njo luke this time, or something.

Vapaad_Master
What is the point of all this rematch? Luke wins.

And BlackVortex, NJO Luke would wipe his ass with OT Vader.

Jaster Mereel
Originally posted by Darth Faunus
And having Sr. Sex with Kreia. . . eeeewww!!! ARRRGGGHHH !!!!! MENTAL PICTURES!!!!

Please never do that again *Shudders* embarrasment

Darth_Nefarus
Janus eats them because they aren't ancient enough

Darth_Janus
Luke and Vader rematch...

FistOfThe North
Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Why the hell would you make such a stupid thread?

You sister asked me to..

cool

Gryn Jabar
A) My sister is dead.
B) My sister ****ing hated star wars.

PloKoonDevotee
How about if they were to fight again, but Vader simply lost rather than turning to the lightside, saving the universe, and dying.

Vader's mad tempered: he doesn't like to lose.

atlant80
what if there was no emperor there?

Gryn Jabar
Then Luke tears him a new one.

Darth_Glentract
If there was no emperor there, Luke would have joined Vader after a long time or Vader would have beaten the crap out of him and then let him go.

Darth_Janus
"Join me, and together we can **** up ewoks. Luke, I banged your mommy and made you happen, along with your sister whom I tortured."

"Okay! I knew there was good in you, father!"

Darth Faunus
That "banged your mommy" thing. . . *sigh* I can only dream. . .

Darth_Janus
I'da banged Natalie Portman. But if she gave birth to twins I'd be like...

"Uh, time to fight the Clone Wars... hasta..."

Darth Faunus
The Ewoks practice life-long virginity, yep. Hence why Leia was still a virgin when she met Han Solo.

*Looks around carefully, wondering where the hell that comment came from*

Darth_Janus
*Eyes* Frustrated much? lol

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