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Title is objective, it is. Talk like this entire thread we will.

(In other words, we just talk like Yoda about something in Star Wars.)

Anyone have subject, hmm?

Kick butt Yoda does!

Cool indeed is Yoda!

in all threads, like Yoda i talk

Noticed this we have!

glad, i am

I really thought that we had enough yoda-talking spread throughout the forum. well well, keep on if what you must do that is

Like it if you do not, easily out of this thread can you stay.

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Confused I am

no wonder, it is

Shut up you will.

something I cannot do, this is

Fight we must

*Lightsaber ignites*

*Dexx walks in*
Small and green he is ( just like the sig)
get allong, can't we all?

*All together*

NO!

YES

I mean, no

ok...then do what u must...but can i fight with the winner....oh pleeeaaaaaze.....pleeeaaazeeeee. can i? Can i?

Maybe

you want to die that fast?

*draws sabre*
unxpected i am

I do not wish to fight you, afterall, "there is no death, there is the Force"

oh...but..but...but....pleeeaaaaazeee

Nah

nope

uh-uh

then i'll kill u both while you're fighting and live to tell 'bout it ......

Not gonna happen

it will, i tell you, it will...mwahahahahaha

Do it you will not.

Talking like yoda you all are not. Off thread become you have!!

Yoda talk I did in my last post..hmm

Corrected stand do I

Apologize you did?

Off topic, this thread will never be........talking like Yoda, we can, about many things......

Many just not, but everything.

Funny this is, keep talking you must!

(Or the real Yoda will be pissed!)

Pissed, the way of the dark side that it.

Dexx, know this you should! Clean toilets you shall!

with your toung, mhmmm yes, with your toung mhhehehehe

The quality of this Yoda speech is very poor! Come on, people, you can't just say sentences in reverse order and expect ti to sound like Yoda!

Well...this is a perfect Xample of "bad and a lot". Shit.....If this thread continues...Yoda will sound normal in the movies. I guess it will sound normal to me anyway...'cause i try to spk like 'im in other threads.

back we must, speak like Yoda we do

not anymore damn it! Give Yoda what's Yoda's

Let this happen I will not!

That's more like it, Lance!

Know this I do.

ok...then i won't stop either

Shut up you shall, annoying you are.

How wude!

Hhhmmmm....Bad this is. Trying too hard to speak like Yoda you are. Not all verbs does he speak invertedly, nooooo. Going over the top, many of you now are. Speak normally he does sometimes, yet always in his structure a mistake there is.
Try not too hard, natural it should feel.

Master Kai, a little enthusiastic about Yoda's speech, hmm? Think you're an expert, do you?

set his mind is, talking like yoda he is

Hurting my head, this does!

All the posts reading, I am...

Hearing Master Yoda's voice inside, most disturbing yes!

But yet, enjoying it much, I do.

Going I, must be...mh he he he he he......

Talk like this, I feel I must try!

hmm....Weird, it feels.

Strange and unnatural it is

but funny....but funny!

Agree with you I do. Funny it is to see greedo turn greener than he already is

Cool the green color is. Agree on this, Yoda and Greedo do!

Weird the color green is. On this all others agree.

Weird the color green is. On this all others agree.



When someone, like yourself, is "surfing the web", they have a tendency to be staring at their monitors for upwards of 3 hours... This means that it is 3 hours that they're not looking at trees, grass, plants and shrubberies. These posts are to compensate for those situations... All the green the average user could need!



Oooops errr....(your supposed to be talking like Yoda)...

So pink you are!

Brown I am. Much time in the sun have I spent. Good tan. Goooood.

Lucky to be brown are you. Here my days off for the last six weeks rained it has. I work the sun shines frustrating it is!


there a little break from green for ya Lauren brown in honor of you tan

burned I did get at the beach. Peel my arm did.

Aloe for you Greedo has. Soothing very soothing it is

Talk too much to himself Greedo does.

Strange this thread is ... meditate on it's mystery, I will.

hard to see my side is.

cover it up, I hope you will

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bold like mace you are

bold as in brave...yes i am

you keep saying that to yourself

and maybe u'll start to belive it?

nope

convince you, i will some day

YODA'S HOOKED ON PHONICS! "HELP YOU IT CAN!"

(Yoda enters stage left, cane in hand.)

YODA : Hello there! Yoda I am, help you I can! Product I have, solve
problems for you it will!

(Yoda hobbles over to tree stump, sits down.)

YODA : Product I have is Hooked on Phonics! Teach reading it will,
proper english you learn! I myself, he he he, have
used wonderful product! See how words I speak are slurred not? See how
pronunciation proper is? See how reading
and writing skills I have improved? He he he. Weak my english was until
this product! Now speak I do like a scholar!

(Yoda picks up book, begins to read.)

<P>YODA : A little lamb, Mary she had! Fleece of lamb as snow as is white!
To school she went, followed lamb did! He he
he.

(Yoda sets down book, walks over to boy sitting on stump.)

YODA : What is problem, young boy? Maybe help you I can?

BOY : Master Yoda, according to my precise calculations, my english is
not as scientifically correct as it should be! Do
you think you can help me with this unfortunate dillema? Master Yoda, I
need your assistance quickly!

YODA : Yes, trouble you have, hmmmm, much trouble. Help you I will!
Problem you have I will solve! Take this product
(Yoda hands hooked on Phonics package to boy) and study it you should,
for 3 or 2 weeks you should! Help you it will!
Trust me you must!

(Boy takes Hooked on Phonics package from Yoda.)

BOY : Oh, thank you master Yoda! I shall study this pamphlet you have
given to me. I shall study day and night, and will
prevail the illness I carry!

(Screen blacks out, then Dagobah reappears. Yoda is sitting on log and
reading next to his hut.)

YODA : ......and Jack, beanstalk he climbed, triumphed he did! He he
he....... Oh, hello there, viewers who are faithful!
Boy, he should return soon! Cured I hope he is! He he he.

(Boy enters right, sets Hooked on Phonics book down on a log.)

BOY : Yoda master, thank you much! Help me this did, cured now I am!
Repay you how can I? Wonderful this is such!

(Yoda walks over to boy, sits down next to him.)

YODA : Hmmmm....master of phonics you are! You have exceeded
expectations I had! Wonderful this is!

(Yoda sheds a tear, boy rest head on Yoda's shoulder.)

YODA : Results you have seen! (Sniff) Help you this product will! Buy it
you must, if solution you seek!

Voice of Salesman : To order this product, check you must send. Major the credit cards are, excepted they will be! C.O.D.s excepted are not! If call must you do, call 1-800-YODATALK. That
it is 1-800-YODATALK. Yoda's
hooked on Phonics, help you it shall! Help you it shall!

impressively insane, mujaffa is.

strong in the force is he...

up the hill did jack and jill go
to fetch a pail of water
strange it is
but came down they did with a daughter

still open this is?

It's hardly my favourite thread, but it seems popular enough and is still on-topic.

The quality of this Yoda speak is still generally very poor, though.

laugh you do, with my size?

" The quality of this Yoda speak is still generally very poor, though. "

Try our best, we do.

do or do not, there is no try

lecture me do not ! tickle u under your feet i will !

handle that I can

Overestimate your own capacities you must not .... die of laughing you may !

nice that is

Oh my god. There's love for Star Wars and then there's this...geeks who worship Star Wars and don't get out much.

and people like you there are

and ppl like me there are

only one there could be..not two

eyah but i had to say something, no?

like yoda you speak not.. how imbaresing

the little old ****a's dead anyway

In Episode III he is not. Powerful Jedi he is, mmm?

Fight Vader in Infinities comics, awesome it is!

still..dead as a rotten swamp rat, he is

ghost he is...shagging goats mmhm,he does

yeah...yoda bad boy zoofilix they call him

Okay, this is getting wack. I'm beginning to agree with J-ROC!

Off-topic, this thread is. Closed, should it be.

Yes, yes! Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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People want it closed? Thank God! Doing so.