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Hey everyone,

Anyone who is spiritual but not a Christan, this is a place for us to talk.

Feel free to talk about whatever. Just remember to be nice to
each other.

and us that aint spirutal either

Originally posted by finti
and us that aint spirutal either

All are welcome. That is the way of nonChristans.

Can we tell jokes???....Like you know jokes??????

Originally posted by debbiejo
Can we tell jokes???....Like you know jokes??????

It's heathen party time.

Best I could do on such short notice.......

LOL.

Is there any one here....here....here.....

NO....me should go to bed.....sooooonnnn.

Originally posted by debbiejo
NO....me should go to bed.....sooooonnnn.

Good, at least someone's here. Please turn out the lights when you go.

Hay! who left the lights on? The bill is going to go through the roof.

Sorry.....I fell asleep.......Wakie wakie eggs and bacie....bacon....Is anyone hungry?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Sorry.....I fell asleep.......Wakie wakie eggs and bacie....bacon....Is anyone hungry?

YES!

Is it just me or are all the Christians gone?

I think....we ate them.....

Someone bring more...Shaky's hungry.....hahahahahaha

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Is it just me or are all the Christians gone?

Just us pagans and chickens.

guess the christians think it is a sin visiting the non christian hang out.....so

Originally posted by finti
guess the christians think it is a sin visiting the non christian hang out.....so

Are you complaining? Here we can rest.

I don't want to rest.....The Spirits are lively.....they must flow.......

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best ------Normann Greenbaum

OH...good music in the room.....me likes that song.....Can you turn it up please....maybe pump up the volume.

Originally posted by debbiejo
OH...good music in the room.....me likes that song.....Can you turn it up please....maybe pump up the volume.

HAY! TURN THAT DOWN, THE PEOPLE NEXT DOOR ARE COMPLAINING.

Ok. A buddhist, a christian, and a hindu walk into a bar.

gathering

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog stand operator?
























Make me one with everything.

so......um............was that a racist joke about Jews or what?





















not that I care, mind you..........

Are you asking about my joke?

If so, I'm at a loss, please explain.

Racist?, yesterday I was a fascist...why do people throw words around....I got it from a "Christian website."

Here's another one


Hymn #365

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."

Oh! Your talking about debbiejo. Yes, she's the biggest racist I have every known.

Lets go to the river.....dip me in the water.....

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said, "Stop! don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I," he asked.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He asked, "Like what?"

I asked, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

lol1

Good one Adam....

Here, I found one for the Atheists.

The Pious Man and the Atheist

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.So one day, deep in prayer as usual, the pious man raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"

And a great voice was heard from above...

"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"

Good night every one

Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor.

While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard.

Pat goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse."

The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant."

Pat exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"

The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups."


A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is
not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion
on this question.

The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an
exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted
on Sundays."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to a
minister... a married man, experienced... for the answer.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply..Sex is work
and not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge... A Rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is
definitely play."

The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many
others tell me sex is work?!"

The Rabbi softly speaks," If sex were work... my wife would have
the maid do it.

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

Across the wall of the cave the following symbols were carved, in this order: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. They decided that this was a unique find, and the writings were at least three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world had come to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting, after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The president of the society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell that they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey; so they were smart enough to train animals to help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to work with. Even further proof of their intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth whereby the crops didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David, which means they were evidently Hebrew."

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. This is what it says

........... 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on That Woman!!

The jokes in this room are better.....The Christian hangout...doesn't tell jokes.

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...

I like that one.....

Drunken Confession

A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin', mate, there's no paper in this one either."

.......oh man that would be fun to actually do

Don't mind me I'm just sweeping the floor.

The Dyslexic Rabbi

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

A: He walks around saying "Yo."

Nice jokes.

Anyone here?

no

Oh well...

no

Am I too late....Did I miss everyone.....OH...I was Left behind....

Jesus came didn't he?.....and I was asleep....

sadangel

Originally posted by finti
no

finti why are you so negative?

There are three religious truths:

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

I know the Baptists...yep .They won't even go into a store or restaurant that serves liquor....really......Tooooooo worried what everyone will think they're really doing there...Incase they run into someone they know.....So, you're right on Adam...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Can we tell jokes???....Like you know jokes??????


You mean like asking people to pray for god to kill a supreme court justice, so the fanatical christian conservatives can replace him/her with a fellow fanatic? Talk about judicial activism.

Hi there everyone.

Wow ! Just now I noticed the existence of this thread.

YOU DID?? woohoo the new glasses are working.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
Wow ! Just now I noticed the existence of this thread.

Well then, let me wecome you with wine. wine

hmm interesting, never drank wine while submerged in it.

Submerged???????????...Even more intoxicating.........and purple....

Originally posted by fini
hmm interesting, never drank wine while submerged in it.

You should try it,wine fun......

lol not that big of a fan of red wine to swim in it. NOW if i could get me anough sweet white wine, then I'll give it a go.

Originally posted by fini
lol not that big of a fan of red wine to swim in it. NOW if i could get me anough sweet white wine, then I'll give it a go.

How is this?...

Well that didn't work to well. Click on the image and you will see what it was supposed to look like.

White wine issssssssssssss best....

I orefer red wine

Nah...you like beer........Do you drink green beer on St. Patricks day....

White bubbly is best...it bubbles up your chest.

im not Irish, we dont celebrate catholic holidays in Norway

We celebrate everything....If there's a new holiday...we do that too....

thats because you dont have a state religion.................so when are you gonna celebrate Ramadan

We have commercials for it....Don't know any Ramadanians....

so in other words you dont know any muslims, the muslims I know doesnt practise it at all..........they have been to Norwegianized religion doesnt seem to be that important to them anymore............or at all

I see Muslims all the time...just don't know any personally...just like the Indians from India....They keep to themselves......We can Norwegianize them here....I don't even know what Americanize means anymore...

are there Indians from other places??????

Native American..........Native American Indians..

NAtive Americans, yeah not Indians though and they divide themselves (Native Americans) into the different nations/tribes they belong too............

True....But when you say Indians...some don't know which you are talking about, so I clarify..

yeah the ignorance of some

You know...some smoke some good stuff.....

oh a pipe

With good stuff....Shaman stuff.... lady salvia....vision stuff.

I had a vision

Do tell...................I'm into visions.

I had a vision that some poster here really tried the brown acid

Wasn't me...

I think the posters speaks for them self, I believe I could post better in a state of coma than some of the posters contribution to this forum

It wasn't me.... It wasn't me It wasn't me It wasn't me It wasn't me.......I'm ok....really, I am.....I was just born like this......

goonie goo goo

NO....that's you......

Me yesterday though.

I have a dream.................MLK

MLK died for his dream though......

among others

OH....everybody dies.............In body that is..... .............the essence goes on and on and on and on..........see look at mine....It's everywhere.....It's radiating quite filling the whole room as I speak.

I almost hesitate on this one,, but........


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

ooo, I saw a little Johnny version of that one, where he was poking a girl with a pin in Sunday school.

Dammit i have to find a good joke for you all( hmm a non trinidadian one, that you all can understand)

Sunday school found memories for me....................not so found for the teacher though

hmm , what exactly do you do at sunday school???

my Ex, got me to go to church with him once, and i got a headache, the pastor spent 2 hrs yelling on the mike to bring over one point. I prefer to go Satsang( temple) , have more to think about.

Originally posted by debbiejo
OH....everybody dies.............In body that is..... .............the essence goes on and on and on and on..........see look at mine....It's everywhere.....It's radiating quite filling the whole room as I speak.
Oh my God....I can see..hear dead people.......

u mean U can read dead people.lol

Originally posted by fini
u mean U can read dead people.lol

What happen here? Now I have to clean up all these dead bodies. This always happens to me when I go to a party.

Dead?????

Dreams never die.....they always go on.....and on.........

Originally posted by debbiejo
Dead?????

Dreams never die.....they always go on.....and on.........

That's like old songwriters, they never die, they just smell like it.

I thought it was "Abba"...On and on.....or

Originally posted by debbiejo
I thought it was "Abba"...On and on.....or

Were did you get that?
I've been looking for that all my life, or was that someone else?

Well this place hasn't been used in a while.

OK.....this is for all you guys... an Oldie but a goodie...and oh so true.....

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

Originally posted by debbiejo
OK.....this is for all you guys... an Oldie but a goodie...and oh so true.....

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

"Well," says the first nun in line," I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in holy water and pass into heaven.

The next nun admits that "Well yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged it a bit."

"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in holy water and pass on into heaven."

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.

"Well now, what's going on in here?" says St. Peter.

"Well your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "if I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."

Originally posted by debbiejo
OK.....this is for all you guys... an Oldie but a goodie...and oh so true.....

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

evil women...

OK...new one....

A Faithful Woman

An elderly Muslim lady was well-known for her faith and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by.

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer "Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

One night the atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries. She raised her hands and shouted, "Allah be praised!."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."

The old lady laughed and clapped her hands and said, "ALLAH BE PRAISED. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!"

Originally posted by debbiejo
OK...new one....

A Faithful Woman

An elderly Muslim lady was well-known for her faith and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by.

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer "Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

One night the atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries. She raised her hands and shouted, "Allah be praised!."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."

The old lady laughed and clapped her hands and said, "ALLAH BE PRAISED. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!"

LMAO!!!! i have heard this one. I love it hon! HAHAH!

Catholic Dictionary
AMEN
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN
Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.

HYMN
A song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN
The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE
Holy Smoke!

JUSTICE
When kids have kids of their own.

PEW
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.

RECESSIONAL
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the
parking lot.

RELICS
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew

Good ones....HAHAHAHA...Yeah, those Pews hurt...

A Sunday school teacher was talking about Jesus to the kids. "Bobby, where is Jesus?" she asked.

"Jesus is in heaven," replied Bobby.

"Very good!" said the teacher.

She then asked a little girl, "Where is Jesus, Emily?"

"Jesus is in my heart!"

The teacher beamed at little Emily and said, "How sweet!"

The teacher now asked Timmy, "Timmy, where is Jesus?"

"Jesus is in my bathroom," he said.

"How do you know, Timmy?" the teacher said.

Timmy replied, "Every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells, 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"

I love that one......

One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter stopped him and asked if he could watch the gates whilst he went to the loo. Jesus agreed and began letting people in. After a few minutes he saw a stooped old man approaching. He was so old that he could barely walk, and his white beard ran down to the floor. When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son. Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as there were millions of people there. "I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his hands and feet," said the old man. Jesus stares curiously at the wisened figure before him, "Father...?" he asked. The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinocchio...?"

I got to send this one to people....... hysterical

Originally posted by debbiejo
Racist?, yesterday I was a fascist...why do people throw words around....I got it from a "Christian website."

Here's another one


Hymn #365

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River." The teacheer has a class off people from differant religions and she tells them to bring something representing their religions. The hindu brinngs a Vedas, the musllim brings his koran and the christian picks up a bucket of fried chicken. I guess he was a southern baptist.

Baptists love chicken.......But then so do I... ...

Originally posted by finti
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best ------Normann Greenbaum When I die I may not go to heaven,. I don't know if they let cowboys in, if they don't just let me go to texas.. texas is as close as I've been.. Willie Nelson
Let's go to Luchinbach texas with Willie and Waylon and the boys. this successsful life we're living has got us fueding like the Hatfelds and Mccoys betwen Hank Willliams pain songs and Jerry Jeffs strain songs and blue eyes crying in the rain, down in luchinbach texas aint nobodyy feeling no pain. Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings

Originally posted by debbiejo
Baptists love chicken.......But then so do I... ... I do too. Some people call it southern fried chicken. I read that on another message board and I thouught it was kind of corny but it's the only one I could think of. The threaad was about satanistts and we got off topic a little.

Well, I don't eat it often cause I'm about 80 % veggie, but broasted is my fav....but you go to the Baptist pot luck and you'll find everthing...including no skinny Baptists....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well, I don't eat it often cause I'm about 80 % veggie, but broasted is my fav....but you go to the Baptist pot luck and you'll find everthing...including no skinny Baptists....

hey. i resent that. i used to be baptist, and I am only like 170. and 6 foot 3. hahaha i am like 30 pounds underweight...

Originally posted by DreamingWarrior
hey. i resent that. i used to be baptist, and I am only like 170. and 6 foot 3. hahaha i am like 30 pounds underweight...

Sorry...always exceptions of course...and of course great metabolisms.....But not where I went to church....

When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.
Then I realized that God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness

John Smith was born as a Baptist and raised as a baptist. One day he decided to move into an all Catholic neighborhood. First Friday of lent came around and as all his Catholic neighbors were sitting down to their cold, tuna fish dinner, he was grilling a big, juicy steak. They were so envious they went over and tried to convert him to a Catholic, which he did. He went to church with them and the priest sprinkled some water on him and said "You were born Baptist, raised Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." Everyone was so relieved that their biggest Lenten temptaion was gone. Next Lent rolled around and as they were sitting down to their cold tuna fish dinner, they smelled him cooking a steak again. Puzzled they went over and as they got there they saw him with a pitcher of water, spinkling it over the steak saying " You were born a cow, raised a cow, and now you are a fish!!!"

Originally posted by finti
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.
Then I realized that God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness

Someone stole my bike once...when I was 7...Now you brought back bad memories...crybaby

Hmm... someone gave me a bike when you were 7...

Someone stole my bike...someone stole my bike...someone stole my bike....!!!!!!!

.But I stole it back....jump

You stole back a replica. I have your bike. Dun dun dun.....

You stole a pink and white bike with a little bell????....Hmmmmmm...NO, no, I got it back...crossed a busy road to do it toooooooo....It's my bike...mine...

I'm afraid not. While you were crossing that road I stole your bike and had it perfectly replicated by a 80 year old monk in a Tibetan temple. Cost me a fortune. But now that I have your bike I can control you with Voo Doo.... make you eat beets...

hodo voodoo

NOT BEETS.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!....Mother? Is that you????

One can't escape the beets. Their day is coming. Oh yes, it's coming.

Actually it makes me wonder - what religion do the beets subscribe to?

Originally posted by finti
John Smith was born as a Baptist and raised as a baptist. One day he decided to move into an all Catholic neighborhood. First Friday of lent came around and as all his Catholic neighbors were sitting down to their cold, tuna fish dinner, he was grilling a big, juicy steak. They were so envious they went over and tried to convert him to a Catholic, which he did. He went to church with them and the priest sprinkled some water on him and said "You were born Baptist, raised Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." Everyone was so relieved that their biggest Lenten temptaion was gone. Next Lent rolled around and as they were sitting down to their cold tuna fish dinner, they smelled him cooking a steak again. Puzzled they went over and as they got there they saw him with a pitcher of water, spinkling it over the steak saying " You were born a cow, raised a cow, and now you are a fish!!!"

OH...didn't see this..

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
One can't escape the beets. Their day is coming. Oh yes, it's coming.

Actually it makes me wonder - what religion do the beets subscribe to?

I don't know....maybe beetrus beetrus Gali...antichrist

Hmmm. Sounds quite plausible. I bet they are even involed with the illuminati and the lizard folk! They are probably plotting to replace Georg W. Bush as we speak... sadly no one would notice, after all a beet couldn't really do a worse job.

Stop talking about those nasty things....I'm getting all upset just thinking about it....Antichrist beet....I knew there was a reason I didn't like em...Though they are pretty, and I am drawn to that color!....Oh what's the topic again????...Looked, there is no topic...we're in the non-Christian chat room...It's safe in here...

Hi everyone, I'm back from vacation. However, I need a few days off to rest from my vacation.

OH...were you gone?????????

Originally posted by debbiejo
OH...were you gone?????????

With that kind of reception, I think I'll go find some other forum.

Do I hear a voice??????....Buddha, is that you????

Originally posted by debbiejo
Do I hear a voice??????....Buddha, is that you????

OH...there's no one in here....


sadangel

Originally posted by bella mia
OH...there's no one in here....


sadangel

I'm hear, I'm just hiding under the table.

Strange a Buddhist would be under the table...Were you meditating?

Originally posted by bella mia
Strange a Buddhist would be under the table...Were you meditating?

No hiding from debbiejo, is it safe to come out now?

Why?...Are you afraid of her?
She seems pretty nice to me considering she throws people in hell a lot.

eat

I here you have to bring your own popcorn.