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The little things hurt the most, without being life threatening.


Examples, walking/running in your house to get some where quick, but then your pinky toe hits the wall, bending back. I know when this, happens, I just Collapse.

Paper cuts, when they happen, and then until it heals. because depends, where you get it, it will hurt no matter what. Salt touches it, and you will experience hell on earth.

FUNNY BONE, is just freaky, and will annoy the living, Bong Wangles, out of you.

Something falls on your, toe, and it's all over.

Muscle, contraction on your calf muscle, when you sleep. This tops them ALL.

Ok so comment on those, and list more stuff that I am missing.

balls

Originally posted by bardock
balls

NUFF SAID

I Hate toothaches. I mean, that's the only type of pain that I truly dispise. I can deal with toe mashings, or finger crushings, and after a coupla hours, the pain in your balls will go away (as if you touch it in an ungentel way anyway). But you need to eat, talk, and probablly something else with your teeth. And keep in mind to all you extremely und=educated people, that your teeth are bones....I hate toothaches....

I hate a hot stove.

ow in pain already lol

those are good for tourtureing rebels though.....

toothaches do suck. dislocating joints suck to

i hate wen a leg locks that hurts pretty bad

ooh, when you have little lacerations and cuts on your hand and then you use real strong hand disinfectant like Purell and it burns!!!

lol thats gotta hurt

Originally posted by bardock
balls

Hangnails
Toothache
Knee Pain
Funny Bone
Just banging up against something -- short pain
Leg cramp
Foot Cramp

Balls in a vice puke

Originally posted by crickey77
Hangnails
Toothache
Knee Pain
Funny Bone
Just banging up against something -- short pain
Leg cramp
Foot Cramp can't.....stop....staring....at....your....avvie....

being bit by a small puppy with teeth that are half a millimeter long, but it still hurts like a *****

Burning yourself, can be a *****. Cold water won't make the pain go away. TWISTED ANKLE.

stubbing your toe...

The toe and finger. Also muscle cramps that won't go away!!!

hitting your funny bone...because beyond populard belif...its not funny

People complain about alcohol on cuts quite often.

Originally posted by Max Spidey 24
The little things hurt the most, without being life threatening.


Examples, walking/running in your house to get some where quick, but then your pinky toe hits the wall, bending back. I know when this, happens, I just Collapse.

Paper cuts, when they happen, and then until it heals. because depends, where you get it, it will hurt no matter what. Salt touches it, and you will experience hell on earth.

FUNNY BONE, is just freaky, and will annoy the living, Bong Wangles, out of you.

Something falls on your, toe, and it's all over.

Muscle, contraction on your calf muscle, when you sleep. This tops them ALL.

Ok so comment on those, and list more stuff that I am missing.

Especially banging my little toe... that one gets me so bad.. and makes me angry too..

Originally posted by Max Spidey 24
The little things hurt the most, without being life threatening.


Examples, walking/running in your house to get some where quick, but then your pinky toe hits the wall, bending back. I know when this, happens, I just Collapse.

Paper cuts, when they happen, and then until it heals. because depends, where you get it, it will hurt no matter what. Salt touches it, and you will experience hell on earth.

FUNNY BONE, is just freaky, and will annoy the living, Bong Wangles, out of you.

Something falls on your, toe, and it's all over.

Muscle, contraction on your calf muscle, when you sleep. This tops them ALL.

Ok so comment on those, and list more stuff that I am missing.

the feeling that your hearts been ripped out

eating cashew nuts and having to take a turd

no seriously...

I was careless once and stepped on my glass of water, full force. I broke it and stepped on shard that poking straight up in the same instance with my heel. Not a good feeling at at all. Well atleast I did'nt fall on it.

Damn cashew nuts...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
hitting your funny bone...because beyond populard belif...its not funny

Oh, it's funny when some one else gets hit there...wait nbo it's not, because you still feel the pain, by just watching.

Getting a splinter is murder. taking it out is pure death.

spray a can of easy off oven cleaner on your hand.i dare ya.i already did it.

Originally posted by Max Spidey 24
Getting a splinter is murder. taking it out is pure death. once i got half of a toothpick stuck in the ball of my foot.

Ouch. Also use those bootleg shampoos, that burn the shit out of your eyes.

ghetto shampoos suck

i got a hot pepper's juice in my eye. i thought i might go blind.

Originally posted by hawkwind
once i got half of a toothpick stuck in the ball of my foot.

That sucks, so bad. I got a splinter from this crap mop. The shit was so big, it's like the biigest piece, ever just rammed in deep. I almost cried taking it out. Then when I pulled it out piece, broke off and got stuck. MAN, i was about to call 911, because thats how much it hurt. I had to stab myself in the foot to take my mind, off the pain.

not really a pain but its annoying when you have a cast on your arm and your arm starts itching

Any pain in the mouth, like when you bight your cheek or tongue, they take ages to heal and chances are you'll bight the same place again because its swollen. Or when you get a nice cup of tea/coffee that you know you're going to love, but you unwittingly take a big sip and its hotter than demon piss, and then you cant enjoy anything you eat or drink for a week .

Originally posted by Kosta
Any pain in the mouth, like when you bight your cheek or tongue, they take ages to heal and chances are you'll bight the same place again because its swollen. Or when you get a nice cup of tea/coffee that you know you're going to love, but you unwittingly take a big sip and its hotter than demon piss, and then you cant enjoy anything you eat or drink for a week .

Demon piss

Also the same thing goes, for something to cold, when you take a big gulp. Freezes your throat and brain. Goes insane, everytime, but your stupis ass will take another gulp, even though its freezing.