Feel like a woman

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Corran
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening, and lurches savagely between pockets of the aerial maelstrom. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raised in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiles and starts to walk up to her seat. Slowly unbuttoning his shirt as he walks up the aisle, and with his unfading smile, he takes his shirt off completely as he reaches her. She see his huge muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane.
He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her in a rich and strong but surprisingly gentle voice, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" Inwardly melting at the knees, she eagerly nods her head and breathes "yes, oh yes!"

As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. . . . . . . . Iron this."

Masrix
laughing

Bardock42
Funny...heard it before though....

lil bitchiness
mad

stick out tongue

Corran
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
mad

stick out tongue You lover it really.

Clovie
weep

shellie
thats soooo wrong! lol

s|m
She asked for it laughing

WindDancer
laughing out loud

Lana
Hah.

stick out tongue

dave123
I was hoping for the song sad

JLred
Originally posted by dave123
I was hoping for the song sad
laughing

Movie_Geek_
laughing out loud

Corran
Originally posted by dave123
I was hoping for the song sad What song?

Spelljammer
SpellJammer likes this story, more sluts should be embaressed like this.

You get SpellJammer's stamp of approval! *Stamps a 666 on your forehead*

Family_guy725
Originally posted by Corran
What song?
wow have you ever heard country music before

Pielover666
Originally posted by Family_guy725
wow have you ever heard country music before
Luckily for him he probablly didn't. Country music is the shittiest music ever.

Snoopbert
Originally posted by Pielover666
Luckily for him he probablly didn't. Country music is the shittiest music ever.

Spelljammer
Originally posted by Pielover666
Luckily for him he probablly didn't. Country music is the shittiest music ever.
With the exseption of Toby Keith. smile

Movie_Geek_
I hate Country,. but if that is what you like.

Family_guy725
Originally posted by Pielover666
Luckily for him he probablly didn't. Country music is the shittiest music ever.
thats your own opinion man i prefer country over the **** that do some other crap

Spelljammer
Toby Keith makes even country music seem good. All his songs are good but SpellJammer especialy likes "I wanna talk about me" and "Angery American".

Pielover666
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Toby Keith makes even country music seem good. All his songs are good but SpellJammer especialy likes "I wanna talk about me" and "Angery American".
Spelljammer is right. There is the occiasional good country song. but 99.9% of country is compleate bullshit.

Corran
Originally posted by Family_guy725
wow have you ever heard country music before Country music sucks monkey penis's

Family_guy725
Originally posted by Corran
Country music sucks monkey penis's
hey country kicks ass or old country does like johnny cash

Snoopbert
Hmm... ok, I'll go with that. Johnny Cash is good.

Family_guy725
Originally posted by Snoopbert
Hmm... ok, I'll go with that. Johnny Cash is good.
well yeah he got in song writers hall of fame, country music hall of fame and rock and roll hall of fame

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