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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh
Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy,
may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports
scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police
after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel
room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which
have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as
saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought
they'd be okay in France. We were very surprised no one used them."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also did
a full body search on Armstrong and found several other interesting
items that they had never seen before including a backbone and a
large pair of testicles.
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I'm not bashing France. I just saw that on another site, found it amusing and did the ol' copy/paste.

what a joke.

That's pretty funny.

Lancestrong = EPO?

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but doesn't he only have one testicle?

Cancer is a son of a *****.

personally i hate lance armstrong....

he is in no way a hero in my opinion....

i dont care how many times you win the tour de france or how many kinds of cancer you beat, there is no excuse for leaving your wife and children, especially for sheryl crow


marriage and family should be held with the highest value in my opinion because it is those two that will make or break you.

f%$k lance armstrong

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
personally i hate lance armstrong....

he is in no way a hero in my opinion....

i dont care how many times you win the tour de france or how many kinds of cancer you beat, there is no excuse for leaving your wife and children, especially for sheryl crow


marriage and family should be held with the highest value in my opinion because it is those two that will make or break you.

f%$k lance armstrong

Originally posted by Evil Dead
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh
Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy,
may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports
scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police
after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel
room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which
have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as
saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought
they'd be okay in France. We were very surprised no one used them."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also did
a full body search on Armstrong and found several other interesting
items that they had never seen before including a backbone and a
large pair of testicles.
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I'm not bashing France. I just saw that on another site, found it amusing and did the ol' copy/paste.

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
personally i hate lance armstrong....

he is in no way a hero in my opinion....

i dont care how many times you win the tour de france or how many kinds of cancer you beat, there is no excuse for leaving your wife and children, especially for sheryl crow


marriage and family should be held with the highest value in my opinion because it is those two that will make or break you.

f%$k lance armstrong

Beating cancer multiple times and becoming an icon of human endurance and spirit, is something hardly anyone else can claim to have done, or be.

His family issues, whether you disagree or not, are none of your business. He left his wife and kids for another woman, it sucks and he sucks for doing it. But don't be so pig ignorant as to take away from the man.

-AC

the french have been after lance for years...pretty much since he started skinning all the crap french cyclists all the time....

one minute they're digging up some bloke who supposedly worked in the drug testing labs to come forward to say that he tested positive...strange that lance heard the result not from the sports governing body or even the labs themselves....but from a french newspaper

then in this years tour de france there was only 1 single drugs test...supposedly random...just happened to be lance that got tested

then they tried to bring forward new "evidence" from his initial drugs test which again found its way to the papers before anyone else

pathetic

4 words sum up this man in my opinion:


MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE EVER


p.s. that 'article' was pretty funny

Originally posted by zoomonkey
4 words sum up this man in my opinion:


MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE EVER


p.s. that 'article' was pretty funny

not really...he wasn't that successful in races other than the tour de france

Dope Armstrong

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
personally i hate lance armstrong....

he is in no way a hero in my opinion....

i dont care how many times you win the tour de france or how many kinds of cancer you beat, there is no excuse for leaving your wife and children, especially for sheryl crow


marriage and family should be held with the highest value in my opinion because it is those two that will make or break you.

f%$k lance armstrong

Maybe his former wife thought he wasn't good in the bed no more

The French are the world's biggest Cry-babies!! The USA and Lance spit in the face of french, HA!

Originally posted by Omegaman
The French are the world's biggest Cry-babies!! The USA and Lance spit in the face of french, HA!

Wow, I wish I was as mature as you. . . . . . . .

what is this talk about armstrong leaving his children?
people get divorced, and its usually a cause of a lack of love and affection from both parties. but again, how did we get to the conclusion that he has forsaken his own children?

well he kind of rides his bike around in the french mountains so.......

.I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is - QUEEN

Originally posted by finti
well he kind of rides his bike around in the french mountains so.......

.I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is - QUEEN

well, thanks for clearing that up

your welcome

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
personally i hate lance armstrong....


I'm sure neither he nor anyone else cares. Hate is a strong word to through around, you just made yourself look petty and childish.

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
he is in no way a hero in my opinion....


Opinions are like assholes, know what I mean?

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye

i dont care how many times you win the tour de france

Yes, because it is so easy to do, I understand completely

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
or how many kinds of cancer you beat

Yeah, because no one in the world who's suffering from cancer needs to hear that it can be beat. You're right, screw'em all.

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
there is no excuse for leaving your wife and children, especially for sheryl crow

What's wrong with sheryl crow? Apparently you know her and the Armstrongs very well to know what's best for them, so please indulge as all as to why sheryl crow is such a beast and his ex wife is so perfect for him.

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
marriage and family should be held with the highest value in my opinion because it is those two that will make or break you.

f%$k lance armstrong

Yes, better to stay in a loveless marriage and end up hating eachother and messing up your kids forever. And he didn't leave his children. Anyways, how is this at all relevant to his accomplishments?

Your post was childish and without reason. I'm sure if he read it (along with many others) you have given him (and others) enough reason to say,"f%$k you and you pathetic rant and opinion!"

Originally posted by Curl_Up&Dye
personally i hate lance armstrong....

he is in no way a hero in my opinion....

i dont care how many times you win the tour de france or how many kinds of cancer you beat, there is no excuse for leaving your wife and children, especially for sheryl crow


marriage and family should be held with the highest value in my opinion because it is those two that will make or break you.

f%$k lance armstrong hey if the marriage doesn't work out.....leave.

Well, I'm from holland and like cycling, I also like the tour the france, but don't like Lance that much coz he's training the whole year for the tour the france only not more, not less. All the other cyclers cycle loads of other races, but not Lance he only cycles the tour, pitty...

About the EPO thing; they (the french) said he was using that in the tour 6 years ago, so they found it in a 6 year old urine sample, I don't believe that (stupid french people).

And the cancer thing, I don't believe you 'beat' cancer, I think (read: know) you can survive cancer, if you are lucky. It sounds like all the other people who die because of cancer, didn't really did their best to survive, and Lance is stronger than all those others... I don't think so.


Vin

Well, I'm from holland and like cycling, I also like the tour the france, but don't like Lance that much coz he's training the whole year for the tour the france only not more, not less. All the other cyclers cycle loads of other races, but not Lance he only cycles the tour, pitty...

About the EPO thing; they (the french) said he was using that in the tour 6 years ago, so they found it in a 6 year old urine sample, I don't believe that (stupid french people).

And the cancer thing, I don't believe you 'beat' cancer, I think (read: know) you can survive cancer, if you are lucky. It sounds like all the other people who die because of cancer, didn't really did their best to survive, and Lance is stronger than all those others... I don't think so.

Vin


Oh dear double posted this message :s, could anyone delete this one??

LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
hey if the marriage doesn't work out.....leave.

Exactly

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!
LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT ONE NUT!!!

That wasn't necessary