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who wins?

Superman because Jesus is a mere human.

Originally posted by hawkwind
who wins?

I don't know who wins, but with this thread, I know who looses, we do.

This is a joke, right?

Yes because neither of them are real

Originally posted by Imagawa666
Yes because neither of them are real

That doesn't make something a joke, plus god is real.

god was not mentioned in this thread...........only Jesus and Superman.


superman hands down............what's jesus's hippy ass going to do, turn water into wine while superman commences ripping his arms off and beating him about the head and face with them?

Originally posted by Evil Dead
god was not mentioned in this thread...........only Jesus and Superman.


superman hands down............what's jesus's hippy ass going to do, turn water into wine while superman commences ripping his arms off and beating him about the head and face with them?

But Jesus is like the Tick; he can stand there turning the other check while superman beats on him. Jesus also has a secret weapon, the Holy Grail made of solid Kripinite (sp?).

Originally posted by Evil Dead
god was not mentioned in this thread...........only Jesus and Superman.


superman hands down............what's jesus's hippy ass going to do, turn water into wine while superman commences ripping his arms off and beating him about the head and face with them?

Yeah, that's right, he'd just turn water into wine, he's too much of a wise person to do such low things as fighting.

Your crazy. Superman would break the Insurectionist jesus in half\\\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus would be killed...then rise three days later opening a can of Holy Spirit smackdown on superman.

He can't really rise if his body has been incinerated to ashes. Superman Prime would win.

they would sit down and play scrabble

Now, who would be the better speller.....

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
He can't really rise if his body has been incinerated to ashes. Superman Prime would win.

I think you'll find he can if he's the son of god whistling

And no, Jesus wouldn't do anything about it, Jesus is a GOOD person and doesn't involve himself in fights.

If Jesus can turn water into wine he can rock turn into krytonite.

Jesus, duh.

He can just keep resurrecting himself. That, and, since he is the one who made the world, one would assume he could simply un-make it.

By the way, this thread is brought to you by the mentally challenged.

Originally posted by FeceMan
By the way, this thread is brought to you by the mentally challenged.

Monopoly?

Didn't Superman Prime break through the gates of Heaven and take the heavenly sword or something?

Batman could kick Jesus ass. Superman Prime would eviscerate him. Killing once is a win in my books.

Originally posted by hawkwind
who wins?
JESUS, because his Father is all powerful(and technicaly, if your talking about Jesus, your talking about God because God and Jesus is the same person.)

Originally posted by ninjababe
JESUS, because his Father is all powerful(and technicaly, if your talking about Jesus, your talking about God because God and Jesus is the same person.)

I didn't know God was a person.

Touche!!!

Originally posted by fini
Touche!!!

I really only have a few point that I care about. When I see the opportunity, I jump on it.

Why are you here then?......Are you that bored?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Why are you here then?......Are you that bored?

I am here on a mission, to find the mission that I am on.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I didn't know God was a person.
He was made in Gods image, like all of us

Originally posted by ninjababe
He was made in Gods image, like all of us

God was made in Gods image. Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but that makes no sense to me.

ah religion yeah?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
God was made in Gods image. Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but that makes no sense to me. *sigh* never mind, I dont know how to put it to you

Originally posted by ninjababe
*sigh* never mind, I dont know how to put it to you

Just lay it out one step at a time. If there is a flaw, that is were I will bark. God has no beginning and no end. Time is an illusion.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Batman could kick Jesus ass. Superman Prime would eviscerate him. Killing once is a win in my books.

Batman? Yeah right. Not even superman. Jesus would simply go all power of god on their @sses. Remember how he killed that one fig tree that would not bear him any fruit? It is logical to assume he could kill sentients too, though he would never do such a vile thing. If you're talking about him without his powers, then of course, both Marvel heroes win.