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This is the place to do all the senseless violence you want.


*picks up chair and hits next person to post.*

*Blocks with a brick wall*


Pulls out a lightsaber and cuts zac-J in half, and then reviving him, and repeating the process several times.*

Ouch!

Grabs a chicken and throws it at zac j!!!

Originally posted by Pielover666
*Blocks with a brick wall*


Pulls out a lightsaber and cuts zac-J in half, and then reviving him, and repeating the process several times.*

*takes pie and lures him over and pushes him off of a very high cliff like they do in cartoons.*

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Ouch!

Grabs a chicken and throws it at zac j!!!

*grills chicken, poisons it, and allows him to have it.*

Originally posted by zac_j
*takes pie and lures him over and pushes him off of a very high cliff like they do in cartoons.*
Yet, Pie, like the cartoons, is indestructable, unlike Zac_j, band if he is, Pie has magic powers to put indestructableness in void., *Pie bounces back to top of cliff and shoots Zac_j in the Nuts, chest, gut, both legs and his dominant hand*

Originally posted by Pielover666
Yet, Pie, like the cartoons, is indestructable, unlike Zac_j, band if he is, Pie has magic powers to put indestructableness in void., *Pie bounces back to top of cliff and shoots Zac_j in the Nuts, chest, gut, both legs and his dominant hand*

Yowza!

Originally posted by Pielover666
Yet, Pie, like the cartoons, is indestructable, unlike Zac_j, band if he is, Pie has magic powers to put indestructableness in void., *Pie bounces back to top of cliff and shoots Zac_j in the Nuts, chest, gut, both legs and his dominant hand*

*Puts incredibly lifelike doll out, which pie is beating up, runs away and...*

tomcat look behind you....

Originally posted by zac_j
*Puts incredibly lifelike doll out, which pie is beating up, runs away and...*

tomcat look behind you.... Hey, How ya doing?
Send the following at the jet:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pielover666/DBZ/vegeta2.gif

Originally posted by Pielover666
Hey, How ya doing?
Send the following at the jet:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pielover666/DBZ/vegeta2.gif

box

Throws a hot pizza right at the face of the next guy or girl who posts!

Originally posted by zac_j
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Doesn't work on me, because you cannot hurt me at all I get the absolute 100% you, and cut off each of your limbs.Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Throws a hot pizza right at the face of the next guy or girl who posts!
Gobbles entire pizza in midair.

*dodges pizza* OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

giljotiini

Originally posted by zac_j
*dodges pizza* OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

giljotiini
*regenerates* *nukes Zac-j with every Nucular warhead in exsistance.

*regenerates. farts. kills everyone including self*

Originally posted by Pielover666
Doesn't work on me, because you cannot hurt me at all I get the absolute 100% you, and cut off each of your limbs.
Gobbles entire pizza in midair. Nice maneuver.

**punche's tired hiker in the face**

Originally posted by zac_j
*regenerates. farts. kills everyone including self*
Yet, I'm invinceable, so I live.

*finds out a way to kill pielover and does it*

There was a fightclub.

*kicks Snoopbert in the ribs as kmcdude punches me in the face*

*farts again and takes living people back to when dinosaurs ruled the earth*

Originally posted by zac_j
*finds out a way to kill pielover and does it* but there is none, so you fail, and commit suicide.

*harnesses the fart and serves it to zac j*

*by commiting suicide, sends pielover to atlantis while it sinks. zac regenerates*

Originally posted by zac_j
*by commiting suicide, sends pielover to atlantis while it sinks. zac regenerates*
Seeing as that made no sense, none of it occured, other than Zac-j's suicide commiting.

stuff happens and someone dies.

OMG! YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*harnesses the fart and serves it to zac j*

eats fart and burps it. therefore killing whoever said that.

Punche's zac j in the throat

*does a backflip*

*does two backflips*

Originally posted by kmcdude
Punche's zac j in the throat

Gets a nun to hit this boy with a ruler and teach him how to spell.

Originally posted by Pielover666
*does two backflips*

Does a FRONT flip

*does backflips infinite*

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*does backflips infinite*

Kicks hiker's balls while he is doing infinite backflips. Eventually they fall out or turn into applesauce.

*eats applesauce*

urinates

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*eats applesauce*
Pisses in applesauce.

*goes to make taquitos*

Turn on burners, and shoves TH' face in them.

*shoves pielover into the garbage disposal*

*feels like a massague, as I am indestructible*

Originally posted by Pielover666
*feels like a massague, as I am indestructible*

throws dog #$%^ on him so it gets stuck to him and smeared.

Originally posted by zac_j
throws dog #$%^ on him so it gets stuck to him and smeared.
Blocks it with more shit, I mean zac-j's mother.

blows up a condom (i mean pielover's mom, since she's always on my stuff), fills it with glue and pops it over pielovers head.

Originally posted by zac_j
blows up a condom (i mean pielover's mom, since she's always on my stuff), fills it with glue and pops it over pielovers head.
Zac_j can't get a condom, as he has no penis. So Pie laughs at him as he admits to screwing Pie's mother. If you even knew what she looked like And Pie catches the glue on zac-j's homework.

Then destroys any inatimate object that could possibly be annoying to Pielover666 in existince.

Originally posted by zac_j
blows up a condom (i mean pielover's mom, since she's always on my stuff), fills it with glue and pops it over pielovers head.

(that made no sense, seeing as my mother and a condom couldn't even be though up as the same thing, seeing as you can't "blow up" a person in the way you're using the phrase "blow up."

*bashes pielover in the face with...EVERYTHING!*

i know of ways you can

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
*bashes pielover in the face with...EVERYTHING!*
Doesn't hurt, as pielover is (he grows tired of saying this) invinceable. Even Superman can't beat me. I have NO weakness.

Originally posted by zac_j
i know of ways you can
Not real ways. You're an idiot.

*Beats on pielover because he is younger, weaker, and less invinceable than I am*

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
*Beats on pielover because he is younger, weaker, and less invinceable than I am*
I may be younger, But I am most likely stronger, and there's no such thing as "more invinceable" And I am the only person EVER (I already claimed it, you can't have it) who has the power to hurt invinceable people.

Takes EL's head and smashes it to the size of a Pea.

Fool, I was alive before you were, and you don't realize it but I am your daddy!

*Unbirths pielover into nonexistance*

See, I can God-mod too...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Fool, I was alive before you were, and you don't realize it but I am your daddy!

*Unbirths pielover into nonexistance*

See, I can God-mod too...
Well, seeing as you don't have a penis, that's impossible.

*that's impossible as this isn't D&D*

I'm only Godmodding because prettmuch everyone else is. I just make it more obvious.

How much do you bench?

Originally posted by Pielover666
Well, seeing as you don't have a penis, that's impossible.

*that's impossible as this isn't D&D*

I'm only Godmodding because prettmuch everyone else is. I just make it more obvious.

How much do you bench?

More than you.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
More than you.
I find that doubtful.
Give me a number (and don't say "you first" I asked before you did, so unless you have no self esteem, you'll give me a number)

Originally posted by Pielover666
I find that doubtful.
Give me a number (and don't say "you first" I asked before you did, so unless you have no self esteem, you'll give me a number)

Alright, I don't know.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Alright, I don't know.
Last time I measured (2 years ago) I was at 95.
But I haven't really kept track of the weights I use anymore, so I'll give you a more recent number after my morning workout tomorrow.

Originally posted by Pielover666
Last time I measured (2 years ago) I was at 95.
But I haven't really kept track of the weights I use anymore, so I'll give you a more recent number after my morning workout tomorrow.

I know it's more than 95...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I know it's more than 95...
yours or mine?

Originally posted by Pielover666
yours or mine?

Mine.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Mine.
I find that doubtful.

Bench pressing 80 lbs. is a lot harder than just lifting you 175lbs. friend in the air.

80 pounds?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
80 pounds?
I;m giving an example. I know I can bench more than that (last measured: 2 years ago at 95 lbs)

*Rips off pielovers head*

I like the word "nurky".

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
*Rips off pielovers head*

I like the word "nurky".
*Regenerates.*

*Does it again*

It's just like Wack-a-Mole!

*regenrates and realizes that EL could rip open a chrismas present, let alone somebodys head*

Originally posted by Pielover666
*regenrates and realizes that EL could rip open a chrismas present, let alone somebodys head*

Yes, I could open a Christmas present . What's your point?...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Yes, I could open a Christmas present . What's your point?...
i dunno really. i'm being random while eating.....bad combonation.

Originally posted by Pielover666
i dunno really. i'm being random while eating.....bad combonation.

Not as bad of a combination as bronze cleaner and an open wound...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Not as bad of a combination as bronze cleaner and an open wound...
Not physically, but MENTELLY yes.

Originally posted by Pielover666
Not physically, but MENTELLY yes.

I don't know, bronze cleaner in an open wound hurts like a *****...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I don't know, bronze cleaner in an open wound hurts like a *****...

What about citrus acid? give me death!!! death

*throws frag grenades in every direction*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*throws frag grenades in every direction*

Forgot to pull the pin off! pulls off pin. Keeps it in hand. Waits.

Still Waiting

Dud.























BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Hires goats to ram someone's ass through their mouth::

Originally posted by Scythe
::Hires goats to ram someone's ass through their mouth::

i bet that would make ur breath smell REAL good. thumbsup

die

banned sorry, just felt like doing that.

Triple threat...

Originally posted by Scythe
Triple threat...

uhh... o... k...?

Triple post....I meant your triple post, that's a triple threat...nevermind!!! LEAVE, GET OUT AND NEVER COMEBACK, AND TAKE YOUR LITTLE DOGGY TOO!

penis

That's it! Your being evicted!

Originally posted by Scythe
That's it! Your being evicted!

but i paid my rent!!!

See that pay phone? Go check if there's change in there, I think I saw four quarters in there....

::Little does he know that ten minutes before I rubbed a hobo's bloody finger in the change slot, and the hobo had aids....::

Kay, now make sure you cut your finger before checking for the change.

Natural born killer!!

*TAKES FINGER OUT AND POKES SCYTHE IN THE EYE WITH IT* b****!!!!

You must be shot or at least shot out of a cannon for making this thread, fightclub owns....

penis

turkey necks

ant eaters... lol

jessica alba's hot. no shit.

wavey

yeah...no shit!

cool

*Throws cheese through the window and pounds chest in an ape like fashion*

eats cheese

*FARTS*

starwars

penis

pinnochio

poop

Originally posted by zac_j
penis Originally posted by zac_j
pinnochio Originally posted by zac_j
poop
STOP DOUBLE/TRIPLE/QUADRUPLE POSTING NUMBNUTS!

pizza?

does anyone know kosta?

Originally posted by Josh_k
does anyone know kosta? i do

Yeah, I know Kosta, what's up with him??? Don't tell me he got banned too.

no he didnt get banned.. i live down the road from him and he told me to join KMC..lol

Kosta is sexah yes sirr ree yes