WHy did Darth Vader cross the galaxy?
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dannymaul1138
guess.
Answer: to conquer the other side!
Captain REX
Oh good, DanTheMan as returned. We can ban him again.

Echuu
Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh good, DanTheMan as returned. We can ban him again.

and then he can get another username and start the process all over...
Rex... awesome sig and avatar... Postal Service!!!

Jedi Priestess
Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh good, DanTheMan as returned. We can ban him again.
well hurry up Rexxy!
Captain REX
If only I could, JP.
Thanks Echuu! Coldplay!
(hey, if this is a shitty thread that'll be closed, might as well mess with it)
JenR1215
i LOVE Postal Servise.. are they coming out with another album?
Darth Faunus
Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh good, DanTheMan as returned. We can ban him again.
Chasing him all over the forums, eh?
JenR1215
i made up a retarded joke. I know it's retarded cuz my friend enjoyed it. (she has not taste just a good sinse of humor)
QUESTION: If Harrison Ford's character inn SW was a music artist, what kind would be be?
ANSWER: A Solo artist....

Captain REX
Ba-da-bing!
Well, the Postal Service is just the electronic artist Dntel with Death Cab's lead singer singing, really. Dntel (Tamborelli) had DCFC's singer sing for one of their songs, and the two hit it off well. We're just waiting on Dntel to start trying to make music again. I'd love a new Postal Service album. I'm settling for Dntel's only album and Death Cab. *shrug*
Anyway, yes, I'm hunting him, Faunus.

Boris
To buy himself some Gumballs.
THEJEDIMASTER
dats so lame
Sir Mist
Originally posted by THEJEDIMASTER
dats so lame
I disagree, I thought it was the most humouress thing since sliced cheese.
Captain REX
Sliced cheese...

Boris
Cheese is fun, ease to please and never freeze, so go on, get some cheese.
Darth_Nefarus
why god, why?
Lord J
y didnt u call this starwars jokes
Sadako of Girth
Why did Vader cross the road....?
....uuuummmmm....cause his arm was still in the chicken...?

sephiroth rules
ba-dum-dum-pshh
jerlark386
How vader really lost his arm..
Obi-Wan: "Watch out for that light saber!"
Anakin: "What saber?"
Obi-Wan: "That saber!"
Anakin:"My saber?"
Obi-Wan:"I quit!" *goes unconscious again
*Anakin looks shoulder
Anakin: "Ohhhh, I get it now"
Dooku laughs at Anakin.
Anakin: "Are'nt you going to kill me now? I'm in a pretty prone state."
Dooku shrugs.
Dooku: "Continuity issues."
Sadako of Girth
Where do the empire get their on-line stir-fry recipies....?
e-Wok.
*Runs from barrage of rotting tomatoes and Lettuces*
JenR1215
i saw a music video of DCFC, when dies their CD come out? or has it already? walkman
"wheeeeeeen sooul meeeeets boodyyyyy"
ShadowKing
Anakin: What's the Jedi's name on Kashyyk? confused1
Obi-Wan: What's on Hoth.closedeyes
Anakin: I'm not asking who's on Hoth.crazy
Obi-Wan: Who's on Coruscant.ermm
Anakin: I don't know!confused
Obi-Wan: He's on Bespin.disgust doh
Ta-Da!Jumpy
Jedi StunRun
WHy did Darth Vader cross the galaxy?
He's the green cross code man, so i'd say he'd be walking school children to the other side

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Stunrun/greencrosscode1.jpg
Sesse
How can you get chewbacka to say: "Meeeeeeeeeeeow!" and Juhani to say : "Woooooooof!"
Answer:
Put Chewie in a freezing temperatures for a few weeks and run him through a circle saw. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeoooow!"
Soak Juhani with gasoline and throw her with a burning matchstick.
: "Woooooof!"
kalsemo
Originally posted by Sesse
Answer:
Put Chewie in a freezing temperatures for a few weeks and run him through a circle saw. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeoooow!"
Soak Juhani with gasoline and throw her with a burning matchstick.
: "Woooooof!"
I'm sorry, but that is just plain retarded. Not funny at all.
kalsemo
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Where do the empire get their on-line stir-fry recipies....?
e-Wok.
*Runs from barrage of rotting tomatoes and Lettuces*
Now THAT's funny!!!

SS_181st_Snow
Originally posted by ShadowKing
Anakin: What's the Jedi's name on Kashyyk? confused1
Obi-Wan: What's on Hoth.closedeyes
Anakin: I'm not asking who's on Hoth.crazy
Obi-Wan: Who's on Coruscant.ermm
Anakin: I don't know!confused
Obi-Wan: He's on Bespin.disgust doh
Ta-Da!Jumpy
Lmao classic. Try doin' the whole thing

Dark Exile
Yo SS_181st_Snow !
SS_181st_Snow
What already?
ShadowKing
You've got it Snow...check back here or if this thread dies, go to my thread Revenge of the Smilies...I'll try to get it right!zorro
pr1983
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Where do the empire get their on-line stir-fry recipies....?
e-Wok.
*Runs from barrage of rotting tomatoes and Lettuces*

darthvader_fan
funny jokes. I got some that are funny but they are racists and trust me i dont want to get blocked like i did at this other forums
Sadako of Girth
How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb....?
6 originally...... but 248 or more on the subsequent re-issues of the film..
Sadako of Girth
How many wookies does it take to change a lightbulb....?
Rrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.
Sadako of Girth
How many jedi does it take to change a lightbulb..?
None. A jedi must not know fear, love, attachment......or lightbulbs.
Sadako of Girth
How many Yodas does it take to change a lightbulb....?
ALSO none... He did know how to do it, but he unlearrrrrrrrned what he had learned.
Sadako of Girth
How many R2 units does it take to change a light bulb....?
Just one.... Those droids're actually quite good at that sort of thing.
PVS
general grievous walks into a bar.
bartender says "why the long face?"

Sadako of Girth
How many Gungans does it take to change a lightbulb.....?
As many as you like...!
(As long as the 'Lightbulb' is actually a 'frag grenade' with removed pin....)
PVS
whats the difference between removing bowling balls from the trunk of your car and removing dead gungans?
when removing dead gungans you can use a pitchfork
SS_181st_Snow
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb....?
6 originally...... but 248 or more on the subsequent re-issues of the film..
I thought it was 2. One to change it, and the other to kill the first and take the credit.
Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by PVS
whats the difference between removing bowling balls from the trunk of your car and removing dead gungans?
when removing dead gungans you can use a pitchfork
ROFL....Nice and vicious....
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