Captain America and Batman are standing at locked attention, holding each other's manhood, eyeball to eyeball; sweating in concentration now for several minutes.
Batman: How did..we..get into..this?
C. America: At least...this isn't...LA. Every...one...walks around with...a...video camera.
( Both smile, tightly)
Ready to...call it off?
Batman: Sorry. Can't...let...anything...go. Excuse...the pun.
( They smile again)
C. America: Thinking...cold thoughts?
Batman: My first trek...through Tibet. Cold...helps me now.
C. America: And...that woman you're...always chasing...Catwoman? Leather...latex...boots...whip? You follow..her there?
Batman: ( Face contorts) Shut Up.
C. America: Chasing her in...the rain...bet she looks so...glistening and wild...what happens when you..catch up...she ready and waiting...to be taken?
Batman: Quiet! ( Batman is getting aroused, and getting...bigger)
C. America: Ah. I feel...some leverage coming...
Batman: What...what about...sunsets off Coney Island...surfing in california...pic-picnics on Mount Rushmore...
C. America: No...no...
Batman: Baseball...at Fenway I mean Yankees...the washington monument...
C. America: Oh No...
Batman: Wonder Woman...and Sersi...naked under...stars and stripes!
C. America: Ohhh...
*Captain America has become seriously aroused; but becomes SO BIG Batman is shocked)
Batman: Ahhgghh! ( Releases hold of the Captain, who does the same; both somersault away backwards. They look at each other, breathing)
Batman: This. Never. Happened.
C. America: Right. ( pause) Golfing again, next month?
Batman: I'll work on my new clubs.