Originally posted by BENITO
Can I be a Goron
Heh, sure. Okay here's the plot device. (And if you notice, all the villains are conservative! Woooo!) (Which would explain the hitlerish.. nevermind read on.
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In the beggeining of Hyrule there was mods and admins. Admins each owned a peice of land and the mods policed them. But a select few of townspeople in the communities did not like the way they ran things. They were not particualrly rebeliouss people, arrogant people, or even criminals. They were simply men, who allowed the darkness of thier soul control thier descion making..
Jackie Malfoy:
A red-headed, young, volumptuious knight who though was a very beloved kokiri, could not resist the temptations of power and killed her own gaurdian fairy to forge a powerful sword that would insure her a seat of power. (This sword acts something like a lightsaber.)
KidRock:
Originaly a woman, he convinced SpellJammer to cast a polymorphic spell to transform her into a man thereby being declared the king of theives. But the sisterhood began to realize KidRock was a fake and a con-"man", KidRock took these alugations as "heresy" and that "the sisters have lost the faith" and began slaughtering massive amounts of gerudo. Now thier race is but a fraction of what they use to be, and there not declare KidRock as anything but the king of theives as he rules the underground slums counquering some of the most dangerous monsters you'll ever face to prove "he's a real man".
Wickerman:
A once humble hylian farmer who sold his soul for eternal mortal life. He's a lich now, every second of his exsistance is like a thousand deaths. And he telekiticaly begs you to end his suffering as he is not in control of himself, he's simply a puppet to the dark magick's whims, making the most fatal mistake in his immortal life of ever trying to gain such power he couldn't handle.
Hawkwind:
A weak, lazy, but ingenious rito. He couldn't defeat Valoo and earn his wings the proper way, so he developed artifical metal wings and created a special combat suit armed with lasers, detection devices, and force-fields all in the hopes of proving to his people that he doesn't NEED to pass some stupid barbaric test to prove himself. His people have now been enslaved and he laughs at thier misery, it's just payback for the misery they put him through.
Link is but a hylian child when he's threatend by a gang of moblins in a cut scene, but they are quickly dissapted by a very agile deku with a spear in the dark rain where you could barely make out what he looks like. He appears many times throughout the story giving you hints to the plot, telling Link he is the one, and by almost the end of the game the man who saved your life forces you to fight him. He is SpellJammer, a notorious warlock who is responsible for this whole mess. He forcibly convinces you to destroy him so your journey can become complete, and that he hasn't wasted all this time protecting and guiding you for these posers to win. Link says questionably "posers?" but before he can make any more logic of the situation SpellJammer attacks, he is completely controled by dark magick so despite not having a very strong build he fights like a mother like the emperor in star wars episode 3, he also has some bad magick to contend with, so this won't be an easy battle.
By the time you're done fighting every boss, uncovering the secrets of the minish race and saving them from ceartain destruction, (The beurocratics were attempting genocide against them.) Link becomes "Lord Link" because the world no longer holds a leader, from everything SpellJammer's taught him he's learned all he needs to know about thier powers, thier potential, and thier statiscs of becoming arrogant or justified, Link develops an almost religous view of how the races of the Hyrule world run, he builds schools and hospitals, but anyone who questions his authority is quickly slain, for he doesn't want the world to fall back into the sand pits, and as nature regrows, people live peacefuly, (As long as they keep thier mouths shut..) You can't help but feel this looks frightenly familiar as Link prays to the sun god.
Then you see a cut scene of all the people raising thier hands to Lord Link with flags of the sun swatiska in the background. SpellJammer was right all along, Link was the one, the one true evil power.. His group were just posers that were required to give you that extra push..
