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What exactly is confession for? I know what its fore but Daniel and I got into this BIG ASS ARGUMENT over gay shit, I mean I didnt even start it but he got pissed over nothing because I said (And this is copied and pasted) Confession is for fessing up to sins you ARE SORRY FOR. If we have sex its going to be because we want to do it, and were SURE AS HELL not gonna be sorry for it.
(We were talking about how its his belief that sex before marriage is a sin but he was all saying he wouldnt pass up the chance and blah blah but he said he'd want us to go to confession afterward and thats how it all got started..Ill even send you the conversation if you want it to see how miserable we are..I cant believe he's acting as childish as he is..I swear.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
What exactly is confession for? I know what its fore but Daniel and I got into this BIG ASS ARGUMENT over gay shit, I mean I didnt even start it but he got pissed over nothing because I said (And this is copied and pasted) Confession is for fessing up to sins you ARE SORRY FOR. If we have sex its going to be because we want to do it, and were SURE AS HELL not gonna be sorry for it.
(We were talking about how its his belief that sex before marriage is a sin but he was all saying he wouldnt pass up the chance and blah blah but he said he'd want us to go to confession afterward and thats how it all got started..Ill even send you the conversation if you want it to see how miserable we are..I cant believe he's acting as childish as he is..I swear.
Confession is a pointless practice started by the Catholic church.

Confession is NOT for "I'm going to go sin but that's okay because I know I can get out of it right away!".

FYI: Ugliest. Babies. Ever.

what is the ugliest babies ever

Originally posted by FeceMan
Confession is a pointless practice started by the Catholic church.

Confession is NOT for "I'm going to go sin but that's okay because I know I can get out of it right away!".

FYI: Ugliest. Babies. Ever.
See that's pretty much what I told Daniel (except in different words) and he got pissed at me.

Babies...?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Babies...?
They would make.

It is doubly wrong to do something that you know is wrong just because you can get away with it. That is one of those things in life that will set you up to fail every time.

Originally posted by FeceMan
They would make.

What does an ugly baby look like?...Just incase I see one.

Originally posted by debbiejo
What does an ugly baby look like?...Just incase I see one.

Do you have any baby pictures?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It is doubly wrong to do something that you know is wrong just because you can get away with it. That is one of those things in life that will set you up to fail every time.
Well what's that got to do with anything?
Originally posted by debbiejo
What does an ugly baby look like?...Just incase I see one.
Fat and crosseyed

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well what's that got to do with anything?

Go back and read.

If you do something wrong and then run to get forgiveness, that's the same thing as doing something and getting away with it.

why would the baby be ugly

Confession..Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Confession..Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.



I got to remember that one.

for the priest hearing nuns confess he must have the feeling he just watched an episode of the L-Word

Not having a confessor as it used to be called meant fear you would not enter Heaven...

" oh father bless me for I have sinned, I used the lords name in vain when the batteries of my dildo ran dry last night"

There is something very wrong with you.......... : ...Didn't know you had one of those......

thats a nuns cofession Deb

OH....

Only cause Nuns get none.....

depends if there is a monastery nearby or not

OH...TGIF.....Thank god I'm father/or friar.

friar Tuck

....I don't think I'll add to that one......

TGIF Thank god its friday

Yes......But it's only Tuesday.....

and that sucks

Originally posted by finti
thats a nuns cofession Deb


A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.


Bad Bad Bad!!!!!!

Man, I thought this was gonna be someone's internet confession when I saw the title!

Originally posted by finti
friar Tuck
Friar Truck, you say? He's big and red?

TUCK not Truck

Originally posted by FeceMan
Friar Truck, you say? He's big and red?

Fire Truck......

Originally posted by finti
TUCK not Truck
I know, I was making a joke .

Originally posted by debbiejo
OH....

Only cause Nuns get none.....
Guess they dont want 'none'

duh

Originally posted by occultus
Man, I thought this was gonna be someone's internet confession when I saw the title!



Go ahead...you can confess...we'll listen....

heavenly fahter forgive me for I have sinned...........................fill in the rest

HELP THE PASTORS OVER HERE!

They're Cult(tavating) us....help.....!!!!

Originally posted by debbiejo
HELP THE PASTORS OVER HERE!

They're Cult(tavating) us....help.....!!!!

Better that he is there than over here.

THIS IS TRUE STORY...SEND HELP!


THIS IS NOT A TEST OF YOUR LOCAL PC SYSTEM...AN EMERGENCY HAS OCCURRED....MUST TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY....DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE?


helpsmilie

Originally posted by debbiejo
THIS IS TRUE STORY...SEND HELP!


THIS IS NOT A TEST OF YOUR LOCAL PC SYSTEM...AN EMERGENCY HAS OCCURRED....MUST TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY....DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE?


helpsmilie

Sorry, this is the Confession thread. You are looking for the demon possession thread.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t366103.html

It's not me they want!!!!!...It's the others......they come in pairs...They're on my couch......

I'M NOT POSSESSED YOU BUDDHIST

I'm Harmonious..

Originally posted by debbiejo
It's not me they want!!!!!...It's the others......they come in pairs...They're on my couch......

I'M NOT POSSESSED YOU BUDDHIST

I'm Harmonious..

Did they come to take the kids?

That is what they do best.

They absorbed the older one.............Now, she'll have to pass this sign..

I'm confessing again....Does anyone want to know what I did?

We have two of this same thread. A mod should fix that, please.

Hey!!! We need all the forgiving that we can give each other.....


Since we do enjoy the sinning..............LOL

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey!!! We need all the forgiving that we can give each other.....


Since we do enjoy the sinning..............LOL

Again, just another reason to sin.

Sin.........I'm having bad bad thoughts....hysterical

^ Do you need help...??

I bet you have many ideas...

Originally posted by Atlantis001
I bet you have many ideas...

Yes, she is full of it.

Yes, that's why I live in the confession thread.....

Look! The Bible is a lie <<--------See, I just sinned.

Originally posted by debbiejo
It's not me they want!!!!!...It's the others......they come in pairs...They're on my couch......

I'M NOT POSSESSED YOU BUDDHIST

I'm Harmonious..

The others? Those giant ants from 40's/50's schlock horror films? You need the ghost busters. Or a pest guy.

I must confess, I find this thread outrageously superfluous, it needs to be merged into a greater gestalt thread with the the other confession thread, for the greater good! Sounds like a Holy Crusade to me. Now where did I put my coconut shells?

Any new confessions........??????......Jesus is not god........ok, I sinned...ohhh big time......