Spidey vs. HULK

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Pointinel
let's do this before spider-man unlimited 11 comes out next week.

according to the solicits, the issue is about spidey fighting hulk in NY. and in the end it says pete wins. yup. hulk loses.

so i wanna know what you guys think will happen in the fight or if they fight.

P.S. if there's a guy who gets no luv from the writers (except PAD) it's HULK.sad

Vegetto
I can't see Spidey beating Hulk at all, but he did tell M.J. once that he thinks he could beat Hulk if he had to. At the end of the arc where he was fighting the gamma powered corpse (Digger?). I think he was saying to her that hulk turns back into the skinny guy (Banner) because his body needs to recharge or something like that. From what I remember, he meant that if he could survive long enough for the Hulk to have to turn back into banner then he could just beat banner.

I guess he never met The Professor, or Maestro incarnations...

roughrider
Like to see how Spidey wins, without the Captain Universe powers again. Never heard this theory that Hulk has to change into Banner eventually, for some kind of recharge? Specious. whistle

jgiant
Hulk would destroy spiderman, but this is ultimate hulk right soo he isn't as strong as the real hulk...spiderman's punches can't hurt hulk, his web is like string to hulk the only way to beat him is if he outsmarts him by gassing him or something...

jinzin
hulk.

TwisterGameX
Spiderman's godly Spidersense, will dodge everything, until Hulk, gets so mad he explodes. Or His Godly Web, traps Hulk, forever until he turns back to Banner, and then Spidey gets beat up, by Banner since he could beat Godly people and can't handle humans that are smart(not no dumb thug that cops could catch)

jacobo0o
i think its gonna be similar to how spidey beated juggernaut

Relmiw
hulk's overrated. the heros are well prepared to take on an out of control banner

joesha28
Well Spidey eventually beat him, to Hulk fans surprised.

Metalmanx
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Spiderman's godly Spidersense, will dodge everything, until Hulk, gets so mad he explodes. Or His Godly Web, traps Hulk, forever until he turns back to Banner, and then Spidey gets beat up, by Banner since he could beat Godly people and can't handle humans that are smart(not no dumb thug that cops could catch)

Cute.

broly112
what in the hell this what gone happen hulk gone the living shit goes on about his day...then spidey catchs banner alone and twists his neck...by the way this is straight up PIS

Wickerman
The way i see it it's either PIS or with prep.

By any logic in this world, spiderman shouldn't be able to beat Hulk in any non-prep fight. He's not strong enough, his webbing is crap, he's not durable enough and no, contrary to common belief he's NOT fast enough.

~wickerman~

joesha28
Respect to the Hulk, but Spidey did it buddy.

Wickerman
Originally posted by joesha28
Respect to the Hulk, but Spidey did it buddy.

If i were you i would've said this: Respect to logic, but spidey did it buddy.

Fits the case a lot better erm

~wickerman~

joesha28
Yeah true.

olympian
Thats how it went.

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At least Batman and Wolverine wont feel alone in the " i got shafted lately, i though the writers liked me " group.

Maybe we should add Superman to the list too.

wannabe
laughing HAHAHA...so true!!!

Pointinel
^im lovin the sigs...

but i still cant do one 4 myself sad

help me bro

TOUGHUS GUYSUS
well i also heard my mum beat hulk nearly to death

olympian
Even your mom fights better than the Hulk?

What a bad green year.

Pointinel
Originally posted by TOUGHUS GUYSUS
well i also heard my mum beat hulk nearly to death

why do you UK cats always spell mom with a "u"?

it's spelled MOM dammit

K3VIL
I've heard that in his next appearence Hulk will fight against Alfred, Jarvis and Jimmi Olsen and he'll get the beat of his life.
Also didn't once the Howling Commando took down him?

olympian
Lets just hope Marvel doesnt put him against Aunt May.

Pointinel
aunt may did beat a super-skrull tho.

recently.

olympian
And made Wolverine shut up and he acted like a little puppie.

Thats too much power there.

Pointinel
truth.

ZephroCarnelian
Originally posted by Pointinel
why do you UK cats always spell mom with a "u"?

it's spelled MOM dammit

We've pronounced it like that since way before there every was a United States of America. Leave it alone. cool

And I can only see Spidey beating Hulk in some stupid way such as gas. Or maybe reasoning with him. Or getting someone bigger and stronger than Spidey to beat him up! big grin

Nah, seriously, Hulk should smash him. Alas, it's not to be.

BTW, I'm playing on the new Hulk PS2 game atm - it's fantastic! big grin

TOUGHUS GUYSUS
true we had mum b4 mom, and colour too actually. anyway, i can beat the crap ou tof hulk, and galacyus with my ultra fangled dandi saturators ,( my current not classic incarnation)

jgiant
do you spell mother...muther?

Sparkz
Originally posted by jgiant
do you spell mother...muther?

Lol no to be honest i dnt know why we say mum persoanly i think mum snds btr thn mom but what do i know. And apparently spideys webbing is strong enough to hold hulk, all he has to do is get the hulk to sit down for 2 mins and wait for the webbing to set to its full strength, hulk would do that, right.......right? <<silence>>



awwww nuts

TOUGHUS GUYSUS
er at any level hulk would brea kou tof spideys web lol. mum, isnt short for mother, its a term of endearment highlighted by the difference in our accents. we say mum, you say mom, and of course your wrong, your not dutch for the love of gud

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Metalmanx
Cute. see what I mean?

jgiant
Spidey could make his webbing a million times stronger and it still wouldn't hold hulk, i m getting pretty pissed about the recent hulk apperances, marvel is really depowering him i pray he doesn't become just another character instead of being "the strongest one their is"!

Sparkz
Originally posted by jgiant
Spidey could make his webbing a million times stronger and it still wouldn't hold hulk, i m getting pretty pissed about the recent hulk apperances, marvel is really depowering him i pray he doesn't become just another character instead of being "the strongest one their is"!

I read somewhere that it can hold the hulk, in a book somewhere have to dig it out to check, but i think it says if it was spun to the right thinkness and was aloud suffient time to set it would hold him, prob wouldnt by the time hulk got to pissed and broke it but still would do quite well i guess.

And yeah I think Hulk is loosing his strength, marvel will realise this soon and say "oh hulk had a cold" or something.

jgiant
They should say he was depressed...

Tha C-Master
It can hold him, he won't get that chance to web him, at all.

jplatinum
best out of 10 with hulk winning most.
spidey 4.
hulk 6.

Arahan
6/10 for Hulk? Hmm Nope I say 9/10 (Bad day rule).

I mean he is the damn hulking Hulk.

The guy can withstand laser guns, Machine guns, smashes astroids,
heals from everything.

Only fanboys, like the Wolverine fanboys would say that their hero can win against the Hulk in a brawl.

Tha C-Master
they have, and doomsday to boot

Pointinel
now why do i read "wolverine's" name in a spidey thread?

DigiMark007
Wow, Ultimate Hulk's worthless! Parker punked him and didn't even get a decent fight...just Electro watching from a hole-in-the-wall bar telegraphing every move. I'm doing a dance right now, since I'm a Spidey fanboy, but 616 Hulk would teach a lesson or two (or 50 million) to Ultimate Hulk about how to kick S-M's ass.

Pointinel
sorry digi,but it is 616 hulk. sad

its "spiderman unlimited" not "ultimate spiderman"

DigiMark007
?? Wow. Holy Horrid Writing Batman! Hulk must've had the runs or something, cause that's just wrong.

DAWN@CASSARA
the ultimate hulk is so friggen weak but how the **** did spidey manage to beat savage hulk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its bull savage hulk can kill toaa if he gets mad enough spidey beat supes to.

Sparkz
Is'nt it obviouse how spidey beat him, Hulks weakness is obviously running into walls, its like his kryptonite, either that or that wall is some sort of new super hero that can beat anyone.

Decay
i dont think its as unlikley as everyones saying. most of the hulks strength comes from anger, and id say in fights, the thing that makes him angriest is being hit by someone. with spider-mans apility to avoid almost everything and inability to actaully hurt the hulk, the hulk might get fristrated but he will never really tap into that much power.

after a while of swinging around and catching nothing but air, and with not enough anger to give him a power surge i think he will get tired, once he is tired spider-man is resorceful enough to cut off his oxygen (with the amount of muscle working i think that would affect an already fatigued hulk a great deal) and then try and finish it with a very quick unexpected heavy move, like dropping a cement truck on the hulk.

i know the spider-man fan boys really cheapen spiderman as a fighter, and there is no way he could take down the hulk by trying to go head to head with him i think he is one of the heros whos style really allows him to fight some of the higher up characters and not come away that badly. he did take on firelord and win so hes not just some geek in spandex. ill probably cop a bit for this post but i dont think its as far out there as everyone thinks it is.

King KAM
Originally posted by Pointinel
why do you UK cats always spell mom with a "u"?

it's spelled MOM dammit
totally, buncha bunny teeth havin pansys.

Sparkz
Originally posted by Decay
i dont think its as unlikley as everyones saying. most of the hulks strength comes from anger, and id say in fights, the thing that makes him angriest is being hit by someone. with spider-mans apility to avoid almost everything and inability to actaully hurt the hulk, the hulk might get fristrated but he will never really tap into that much power.

after a while of swinging around and catching nothing but air, and with not enough anger to give him a power surge i think he will get tired, once he is tired spider-man is resorceful enough to cut off his oxygen (with the amount of muscle working i think that would affect an already fatigued hulk a great deal) and then try and finish it with a very quick unexpected heavy move, like dropping a cement truck on the hulk.

i know the spider-man fan boys really cheapen spiderman as a fighter, and there is no way he could take down the hulk by trying to go head to head with him i think he is one of the heros whos style really allows him to fight some of the higher up characters and not come away that badly. he did take on firelord and win so hes not just some geek in spandex. ill probably cop a bit for this post but i dont think its as far out there as everyone thinks it is.

Good theory, I think its wrong, but its still a good theory, cause hulk usualy hates it when he can't hit a fast character, and I agree spider-man's fighting style makes him realy hard to beat, brute force rarley works for spider-man, but it is always funny when thugs think they are stronger than spidey because of his size.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by King KAM
totally, buncha bunny teeth havin pansys.

Exactly.

EsteemedLeader
Uh oh, someone brought up SvFL!!!

DAWN@CASSARA
if hulk gets pist enough at spidey and layed one finger on him spidey would shadder like class. beaten spidey 2 and ultimate destruction thers just no way spidey could beat savage hulk. savage hulk beat onslaught no prob.hulk will WIN!

TOUGHUS GUYSUS
and so say all of us. MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL

jgiant
Those pics make me want to vomit in horror...a fuking cement truck, this is probably the worst comic fight, non crossover, that i have ever seen, someone should drag the writer out onto the street and beat the living shit out of him, leave him 1% alive and then set him on fire...

Smaxxer
Crap writing, and I am a Spider-Man fan.

jgiant
what can you do? well i guess you could just.....

Smaxxer
Originally posted by jgiant
what can you do? well i guess you could just.....
...use it in Spider-Man vs threads (if other people can use bad writing to defend their favorite character, I can do the same thing wink )

jinzin
Originally posted by Wickerman
The way i see it it's either PIS or with prep.

By any logic in this world, spiderman shouldn't be able to beat Hulk in any non-prep fight. He's not strong enough, his webbing is crap, he's not durable enough and no, contrary to common belief he's NOT fast enough.

~wickerman~

something I've pointed out on multiple occasions... daredevil, cap, and 1st appearance wolverine do better dodging around hulk than spiderman does...

jgiant
hulk needs to do more thunderclaping in crossovers...

jinzin
laughing out loud


hulk ain't that bright.... but you speak the truth...

jinzin
that's a good feat for the spidey crew though.... nice ammo to use for any upcoming spidey debates...

Smaxxer
Originally posted by jinzin
that's a good feat for the spidey crew though.... nice ammo to use for any upcoming spidey debates...
You better believe it... crap writing I am the first to admit, no way Spider-Man can beat Hulk just like that.

But if Batman can roll with Supermans punches, well... you know the rest wink

jgiant
I try...

Murda Mase
Spider-Man shouldn't be to fast for the Hulk.

Hulk run up to 300 mph thats faster then Quicksilver.

If he could move that fast with his legs being able to catch Spider-Man hopping around him shouldn't be hard to do.

Lord-of-Dreams
No, running and punching are completely seperate. Spidey not only pre-sees the attack, but he's more than quick enough to dodge. Hulk is really not 'as fast as Superman' because he needs to build up speed, so if he maybe stood there are kept swinging one arm back and forward, maybe if Spidey was mentaly retarded for an issue... and walked into the blow, he'd lose... otherwise, its a nonfight big grin Sorry, Mase, despite your name rapper's skill (lol I mean the skill he had before he returned :P) Hulk has zero chance.

Murda Mase
That was just a example of a speed hes able to reach.

Spider-Man could never reach that speed.

So Spider-Man should never be to quick for the Hulk.

His Spider sense doesn't make him pychic to where he sees the future before it happens.

Its just a feeling he gets and when he gets it he jumps out of the way.

Its not like Batgirl, how she knows the moves before it happens.

Given the level of Hulks durability theres nothing he can do to hurt him as far as punches or throwing things at him goes.

Here lava is tossed on him with no effect.
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Every punch or kick Spider-Man does should be like him fighting a wall.

Hulk has shrugged off much worse then what Spider-Man can dish out.

Lord-of-Dreams
That is true, Spidey has no way of winning, which is why I said it is a nonfight. Hulk may be able to reach great speeds due to his strength, but this is not a footrace, it's a fight, and Spidey always jumps all over the place. He may not see the futur, but he has insigt as to where the attack is aiming, and due to his great flexibility and agility, he can really dodge al day, anything Hulk throws is gonna miss for sure. No one is gonna win this, they'll just be dancing and dodging all day.

Jesse7
Spidey has defeated hulk before by punching him in the chest and knocking the air out of him. (Was not cosmic spidey either)

spideycarnage
Originally posted by Murda Mase
Spider-Man shouldn't be to fast for the Hulk.

Hulk run up to 300 mph thats faster then Quicksilver.

If he could move that fast with his legs being able to catch Spider-Man hopping around him shouldn't be hard to do.

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jgiant
have you guys forgot he is the fukin hulk...its like lou ferigno vs. a nerdy 7 year old...spidey has nothin on him...plus all hulk has to do is smash the ground and everything around spidey will come crashing down...plus he has sonic clap...spidey loses in like one minute because he makes hulk laugh...

badabing
I remember the Hulk beating the Avengers. I'm a Spidey fan but I don't see him beating the Hulk hand to hand. One thunder clap and Spidey is down, then Hulk would smash. I do think Spidey could avoid Hulk until he turned back to Banner though.

spideycarnage
i wasent aruguin that spidey can beat hulk, at best he can stailmate him without prep, or a direct confornatoin.. i was aguing the fact that hulk wont be able to catch spidey easily like how murdermase thought.

badabing
With Parker's brains and Spidey's agility and speed, I belive that you're right. And he could eventually figure out what to do about the Hulk.

Pepito
Either Spidey runs, calms Hulk down, waits him out or is killed and Hulk only needs one punch to kill him. Spiderman will never ko Hulk

jgiant
SONIC CLAP

godking
Hulk could finish it with 1 sonic clap.

And for the guys who say because Spiderman beat Juggernaut he could beat Hulk .

That was a HUGE HUGE plot device wet cement come on ????.

godking
Originally posted by Decay
i dont think its as unlikley as everyones saying. most of the hulks strength comes from anger, and id say in fights, the thing that makes him angriest is being hit by someone. with spider-mans apility to avoid almost everything and inability to actaully hurt the hulk, the hulk might get fristrated but he will never really tap into that much power.

after a while of swinging around and catching nothing but air, and with not enough anger to give him a power surge i think he will get tired, once he is tired spider-man is resorceful enough to cut off his oxygen (with the amount of muscle working i think that would affect an already fatigued hulk a great deal) and then try and finish it with a very quick unexpected heavy move, like dropping a cement truck on the hulk.

i know the spider-man fan boys really cheapen spiderman as a fighter, and there is no way he could take down the hulk by trying to go head to head with him i think he is one of the heros whos style really allows him to fight some of the higher up characters and not come away that badly. he did take on firelord and win so hes not just some geek in spandex. ill probably cop a bit for this post but i dont think its as far out there as everyone thinks it is. Spider-man would tire quicker then Hulk.

AJ4LIFE
hulk would get him in end,

LordFear
Originally posted by jacobo0o
i think its gonna be similar to how spidey beated juggernaut

This was a shit episode and everybody knows that that made no sense and is not credible.
I lost respect for Spidey and his writers

jgiant
Originally posted by godking
Spider-man would tire quicker then Hulk. hulk doesn't even get tired...his rage fules his stamina...

marvelprince
Spider-Man isn't exactly a slouch either, he has fought for days straight. But even as a Spider-Man fan(obviously) I know that he can't take down the Hulk. I do think that he could avoid him for a while so I'm leaning towards this as a no-fight. Peter could conceivably come up with a way to out smart Hulk for the win, but since it doesn't look like brains is playing a factor in this forum, Hulk wins eventually

AJ4LIFE
that is ovious

LordFear
so you mean to tell me that Spidey beats Hulk with throwing a cement mixer at him?
The same Hulk that crushes tanks with his bare hands?
The same Hulk that held a portion of a mountain over his head?
The same Hulk that goes toe to toe with Surfer,Abomination and the whole US ARmy?
If Spidey was being chased by the army, would he be able to evade them as Hulk has?

spideycarnage
Originally posted by LordFear
This was a shit episode and everybody knows that that made no sense and is not credible.
I lost respect for Spidey and his writers

ok how the heck is spidey a class 15-20 beat a freaking super class 100 classic juggy?? of cource the writes have to come up with something like that, out witting a opponent like juggy to beat him..wat do u want spidey to do web him?

DIESEL_33
Respect 2 Spidey....But there is no way he can beat the Hulk....I mean come on..its the HULK

who?-kid
Spider-Man has had pretty good showings against the Hulk, he beat him more than once, using his brains.

But he lacks the strength, durability and stamina to beat up the Hulk with his fists only. Hulk would kill him.

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