Sex positions
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Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?
Wonderer
My favorite is the misionary and the elephant
Wonderer
Common, are you people shy to talk about this?
Wonderer
What's the most dangerous position?
Wonderer
Have you ever hurt yourself during the act?
Wonderer
are you people asexual?
Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Clovie
forum is R
Wonderer
Ok, all under 13 year olds out of here now!
Snoopbert
Um... You don't get it
Neo_Version 7
Dude, this guy's hilarious.
Wonderer
No, some sex positions are hilarious!
Neo_Version 7
I wouldn't know but i hear midget porn is entertaining.
tabby999
not into one position... more into being the dominant one
Wonderer
Then I'll be like putty in your hands.
Fire
hehe nice one tabby
hmm there's a lot of great positions out there imo
Wonderer
anyone ever got stuck in a position...totally entangled? anybody here enjoy the 69?
Wonderer
Sexual entanglement is a lot like that in quantum.
tabby999
i'm really happy at the moment, my g/f is right into submission, and with a little work, i've set up some restaints on my roof and i can tie her up, she cant move unless i let her. she loves it, i love it, its all good baby
Sir Nauj
I wouldnt know ......
Wonderer
Originally posted by Wonderer
Sexual entanglement is a lot like that in quantum.
The two opposites which form one unity in instantaneous awareness of each other, and not talking out of the bedroom - keeping the secret - just as in real quantum entanglement.
leonheartmm
Originally posted by tabby999
i'm really happy at the moment, my g/f is right into submission, and with a little work, i've set up some restaints on my roof and i can tie her up, she cant move unless i let her. she loves it, i love it, its all good baby
......................good for you.
leonheartmm
i think its better to be creative than worry about what position ur supposed to be in.
FeceMan
Originally posted by tabby999
i'm really happy at the moment, my g/f is right into submission, and with a little work, i've set up some restaints on my roof and i can tie her up, she cant move unless i let her. she loves it, i love it, its all good baby
On your ROOF?!
Snoopbert
On his roof <naughteh>
GCG
I think its more exciting experimenting sexual postitions outdoors. I hate having to be restricted to the bedroom.
taru-kun
1o1 i hat3 j00000!!!!!!!!
GCG
remove that or you could get banned
Captain REX
Nasty, Taru, and yes, you could be or will be banned for posting such explicit pictures. Why you bothered to look it up is beyond me.
Jedi Priestess
WTF
Why do we get these people?
PVS
Originally posted by taru-kun
1o1 i hat3 j00000!!!!!!!!
can you do us all a favor and end yourself?
BlackC@t
What the Hell is wrong with these people!
What the Hell is the point on posting porn!?
I guess it's like a window into your twisted and turned, sick, sick mind...
Captain REX
Not sure. But he's a n00b, I can tell ya that.
Anyway, I'm a virgin.
Snoopbert
I don't know the point of posting porn.
Raz
Originally posted by GCG
remove that or you could get banned Looks like he was too late...
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by taru-kun
1o1 i hat3 j00000!!!!!!!!
This guy got banned on the first day
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?
If you dont stop spamming im going to rip your nipples off and put them in a jar by my bed.
But anywho...I've never read the Kama Sutra and only tried two positions and I prefer Daniel on top so...there you have it.
crazy_shadow
WHY IS THIS THREAD OK AND NOT A THREAD NAMED POOP!!!!!!
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by crazy_shadow
WHY IS THIS THREAD OK AND NOT A THREAD NAMED POOP!!!!!!
Because a thread named poop has either probably already been made before, or its too retarded for this site.
pr1983
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Because a thread named poop has either probably already been made before, or its too retarded for this site.
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site...
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by pr1983
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site...
Lol :-D
PVS
Originally posted by pr1983
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site...
pr1983
Originally posted by PVS
ah, the alex ross bush liberty pic... nice...
DanieLs_4_Ever
Yeah I agree.
But anywho, what did you all reply to the thread's question? (Sorry, havent read any previous posts beyond mine)
Bardock42
Originally posted by pr1983
ah, the alex ross bush liberty pic... nice...
Oh tjhat was Alex Ross......hm....he indeed is a great artist.
tabby999
Originally posted by FeceMan
On your ROOF?!
yeah, put some braces on the exposed beams, roap reaches down from the roof to her arms, she cant lower them. i'm not talking about tying her to the roof...although
kmcdude
I like it with the girl on top or doggy style if they have a nice looking ass
debbiejo
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by debbiejo
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
Red Superfly
Originally posted by debbiejo
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
Says Elton.
manny321
well i was only sucessful with one girl and i found doggy to be a lot of fun.
Wonderer
Who of the women here dislike giving oral sex?
Rogue Jedi
dude, you need to get laid.
Wonderer
I get laid quite often by my wife, thank you.
finti
sounds like you gotta try some with this only girl you were successful with................guess we have to ask her about how much of a success she felt you were
Wonderer
Spread 'em like butter baby!
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Wonderer
I get laid quite often by my wife, thank you.
wanker rosie palm and her 5 sisters does not count. wanker
manny321
Dude i am only 18 i am just starting to get into it.
bilb
Originally posted by pr1983
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site...
umm yeah
FeceMan
Originally posted by tabby999
yeah, put some braces on the exposed beams, roap reaches down from the roof to her arms, she cant lower them. i'm not talking about tying her to the roof...although
Ah! Thought you meant the latter, LOL.
Rogue Jedi
late bloomer? not really. i was 19 when i was getting into it.
finti
even a later bloomer
Wonderer
better late than never. I was 20 when I started enjoying the flower.
debbiejo
My brother was probably around 25.....He was waiting for someone special...
finti
I guess tha the environment in which you grew up plays a big role in your sexual debut too
Wonderer
Probably, but I think in my case I was just very shy up untill the age of 20.
manjaro
Originally posted by Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?
anyone that involves the penis going into the vagina
PunisherFan33
Originally posted by Wonderer
My favorite is the misionary and the elephant
WTF is the ELEPHANT
PunisherFan33
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, this guy's hilarious.
yea he is hes the only one brave enough to do this and i think its cool
Wonderer
Originally posted by PunisherFan33
WTF is the ELEPHANT
It's the one where both the women's legs are over the guy's shoulders with the guy on top, making sensual elephant noises.
PunisherFan33
ohhhhhhh who actually like that shit
Wonderer
Long live the horny elephant!
Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wonderer
It's the one where both the women's legs are over the guy's shoulders with the guy on top, making sensual elephant noises.
So that's what that's called.
Wonderer
Who'se fancying an Elephant ride?
Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wonderer
Who'se fancying an Elephant ride?
Are you the Elephant man?
manjaro
how bout the lizard lap. aka the scissors. when both partners join themselves up like two pairs of scissors
finti
well i prefer it when the woman is making human noises out of pleasure instead of imitating Dumbo
Wonderer
of yes...the female voice...at climax...
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by manjaro
how bout the lizard lap. aka the scissors. when both partners join themselves up like two pairs of scissors
That guy in your sig looks like he's about to give head eek
Ladyluck
reverse cowgirl! droolio
bag
PunisherFan33
Originally posted by Wonderer
Long live the horny elephant!
dude wtf is wrong w/ you u r sick
manjaro
a little bit o butt loving never hurt either
debbiejo
You know....you all need a hobby!!!!!.....
DanieLs_4_Ever
Missionary...
droolio
bardock
the get drunk and bang her position
Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?
Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?
Because it rules. That's why.
-AC
Biscuit
lol ye but i dont get it its not like thyr gna want u to join in if thyr lesbians....or ent tht the point?
Alpha Centauri
It's not about them wanting me, if they're lesbians, of course they won't.
That's not what it's about. You won't understand unless you're into it. It's not just lesbianism though, bisexual females too. Even straight experimental females.
-AC
Biscuit
well iv experimentd...i must say a womans body is much more sexy than a mans...more curvy and smooth
and now ill stop droolin and get back to thoughtsd of my boyfriend *slaps head*
La Vierge
omg
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?
Because men naturally enjoy lesbian action.
It's kind of like how a population of girls like seeing man-on-man action..at least I do, I have a lot of friends that do too droolio
Biscuit
i dnt know any girls who enjoy man-on-man action.....and i agree, im not against it but i dnt find it particularly enjoyable
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Biscuit
i dnt know any girls who enjoy man-on-man action.....and i agree, im not against it but i dnt find it particularly enjoyable
I do. But hey no prob, Im into my own theme here
I have Daniel anyway and he's straight so the only action Ill get/see is from him droolio
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?
Cause its natural
Biscuit
natural???? lol, how exactly?!
Inspectah Deck
Cause it's just is
Darth_Erebus
Most people can orgasm the most easily from one position. For me, that's missionary.
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Cause its natural
You forgot to add "For a male" lol.
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You forgot to add "For a male" lol.
I forgot that part
Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Wonderer
It's the one where both the women's legs are over the guy's shoulders with the guy on top, making sensual elephant noises. hysterical
Originally posted by Wonderer
Long live the horny elephant!
darth_royke
i like positions that allow me to kiss my girlfriend while in the act. not neccesarily on the lips, but on her front and back, and especially neck. her on top leaning on me letting me do the work is a good one, and i also enjoy holding her legs towards her shoulders.... she says its great penetration and pleasures her g-spot. we also enjoy oral sessions, i like to go down her, licking her clitoris while fingering her g-spot. seems to do the trick
Cloud_Leonhart
geezus kriste almighty, you people have way too frickin' much spare time!!!
Uberking Robert
Originally posted by Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?
This is not a subject to be discussed in this forum. Or anywhere. Ever. At all. In any way.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Uberking Robert
This is not a subject to be discussed in this forum. Or anywhere. Ever. At all. In any way.
Hmm, why? No one needs to answer it.
Storm
I believe it is important to keep the lines of communication open.
BobbyD
Hi-ya, Storm.
botankus
LOL! Great post in the "Sex positions" thread, Bobby D!
BobbyD
It's fun being a comical pervert sometimes, Botankus.
BobbyD
Aw shucks.
Shakyamunison
Originally posted by BobbyD
Aw shucks.
Hay! that isn't so bad, she's winking at you.
TwisterGameX
Closing. Not Pg13 The elephant wtf
BobbyD
That's what I meant, Shaky. I'm blushing, but don't let her know.
Ssssh.
Uh-hum.
Storm, who?
Shakyamunison
Originally posted by BobbyD
That's what I meant, Shaky. I'm blushing, but don't let her know.
Ssssh.
Uh-hum.
Storm, who?
Oh! I will not say a word.
You know what? I've never said a word on this forum, it's always been in writing.
BobbyD
I hear ya'...er, I mean, see what you're saying.
debbiejo
Naughty minds are at it again....Tisk tisk.
Wild Cherry
Im ashamed of all of you!!!
....niagra falls in the shower... bag
tabby999
seeing as i never answered the question, i'd say woman on top, squating on you. makes you feel like a porn star, you can see everything
Darth Jello
what does y'all think about da shocker?
Wonderer
Originally posted by Darth Jello
what does y'all think about da shocker?
da shocker? what's that?
Darth Jello
it's a three fingered technique involving both the "pink" and the "stink". quite revolutionary if done right.
Wonderer
Originally posted by Darth Jello
it's a three fingered technique involving both the "pink" and the "stink". quite revolutionary if done right.
Sounds like double pleasure - both g-spots involved, right?
BobbyD
Woman on top works best for me. I think most of them enjoy it that way also. Yeah!!!!
FistOfThe North
Doggiestyle forever, baby.
I begin with doggiestyle position.
I heart booty..I heart, heart-shaped booties..hehe
Darth Jello
Originally posted by Wonderer
Sounds like double pleasure - both g-spots involved, right?
there's only one G-spot, and to hit it from both sides using the shocker, you would need like a 5 inch pinky finger.
K.Diddy
I like the chick on top, but my Ex liked it doggy
Darth Jello
i like it in a way which doesn't block the tv, cause i like my sex to be garnished with looney tunes and bowls of trix cereal
tabby999
Originally posted by Darth Jello
there's only one G-spot, and to hit it from both sides using the shocker, you would need like a 5 inch pinky finger.
nah man, the "g spot" is only about an index finger in, why do you think those vibrators dont have an extra 5 inch thing off them, only a little knobby thing
Darth Jello
it's an inch in from the front, not from the back.
debbiejo
Are we all getting a lesson here?
PVS
sexual tips from virgins
debbiejo
bag...Oh my god......
PVS
next intimate moment with your woman, give her a dirty sanchez.
they love that
BobbyD
Oh no, PVS. That's not nice.
debbiejo
Originally posted by PVS
next intimate moment with your woman, give her a dirty sanchez.
they love that I don't even want to know what that is..
Darth Jello
Originally posted by PVS
sexual tips from virgins
pffff, good one
PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't even want to know what that is..
wanna find out?
BobbyD
Run. Run Deb, ruuuuuunn!!!!!
mechmoggy
"The bucking broncho"
Whisper another ladies name in her ear, and try to stay on for as long as possible.
BackFire
Here's one called The Houdini.
You're doing the girl doggy style, then when you're about to climax you spit on her back so she looks back, then while her face is pointing at you you pull and and bust on her face and yell 'Houdini"
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