Sex positions

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Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?

Wonderer
My favorite is the misionary and the elephant

Wonderer
Common, are you people shy to talk about this?

Wonderer
What's the most dangerous position?

Wonderer
Have you ever hurt yourself during the act?

Wonderer
are you people asexual?

Clovie
forum is PG13

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Clovie
forum is R

yes

Wonderer
Ok, all under 13 year olds out of here now!

Snoopbert
Um... You don't get it erm

Neo_Version 7
Dude, this guy's hilarious. laughing out loud

Wonderer
No, some sex positions are hilarious!

Neo_Version 7
I wouldn't know but i hear midget porn is entertaining.

Wonderer
rolling on floor laughing

tabby999
not into one position... more into being the dominant one whistle

Wonderer
Then I'll be like putty in your hands.

Fire
hehe nice one tabby
hmm there's a lot of great positions out there imo

Wonderer
anyone ever got stuck in a position...totally entangled? anybody here enjoy the 69?

Fire
yea a lot!!!!

Wonderer
Sexual entanglement is a lot like that in quantum.

tabby999
i'm really happy at the moment, my g/f is right into submission, and with a little work, i've set up some restaints on my roof and i can tie her up, she cant move unless i let her. she loves it, i love it, its all good baby

Sir Nauj
I wouldnt know ......

Wonderer
Originally posted by Wonderer
Sexual entanglement is a lot like that in quantum.

The two opposites which form one unity in instantaneous awareness of each other, and not talking out of the bedroom - keeping the secret - just as in real quantum entanglement.

leonheartmm
Originally posted by tabby999
i'm really happy at the moment, my g/f is right into submission, and with a little work, i've set up some restaints on my roof and i can tie her up, she cant move unless i let her. she loves it, i love it, its all good baby



......................good for you.

leonheartmm
i think its better to be creative than worry about what position ur supposed to be in.

FeceMan
Originally posted by tabby999
i'm really happy at the moment, my g/f is right into submission, and with a little work, i've set up some restaints on my roof and i can tie her up, she cant move unless i let her. she loves it, i love it, its all good baby
On your ROOF?!

Snoopbert
On his roof <naughteh>

GCG
I think its more exciting experimenting sexual postitions outdoors. I hate having to be restricted to the bedroom.

taru-kun
1o1 i hat3 j00000!!!!!!!!

GCG
remove that or you could get banned

Captain REX
Nasty, Taru, and yes, you could be or will be banned for posting such explicit pictures. Why you bothered to look it up is beyond me.

Jedi Priestess
WTF blink Why do we get these people?

PVS
Originally posted by taru-kun
1o1 i hat3 j00000!!!!!!!!


can you do us all a favor and end yourself?

[email protected]
What the Hell is wrong with these people! mad

What the Hell is the point on posting porn!? mad
I guess it's like a window into your twisted and turned, sick, sick mind...

Captain REX
Not sure. But he's a n00b, I can tell ya that.

Anyway, I'm a virgin. no expression

Snoopbert
I don't know the point of posting porn.









whistle

Raz
Originally posted by GCG
remove that or you could get banned Looks like he was too late...

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by taru-kun
1o1 i hat3 j00000!!!!!!!!

laughing out loud This guy got banned on the first day

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?
If you dont stop spamming im going to rip your nipples off and put them in a jar by my bed.
yes
But anywho...I've never read the Kama Sutra and only tried two positions and I prefer Daniel on top so...there you have it.

crazy_shadow
WHY IS THIS THREAD OK AND NOT A THREAD NAMED POOP!!!!!!

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by crazy_shadow
WHY IS THIS THREAD OK AND NOT A THREAD NAMED POOP!!!!!!
Because a thread named poop has either probably already been made before, or its too retarded for this site. erm

pr1983
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Because a thread named poop has either probably already been made before, or its too retarded for this site. erm

It would take something special to be too retarded for this site... stick out tongue

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by pr1983
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site... stick out tongue
Lol :-D

PVS
Originally posted by pr1983
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site... stick out tongue

laughing out loud

pr1983
Originally posted by PVS
laughing out loud

ah, the alex ross bush liberty pic... nice...

DanieLs_4_Ever
Yeah I agree.
But anywho, what did you all reply to the thread's question? (Sorry, havent read any previous posts beyond mine)

Bardock42
Originally posted by pr1983
ah, the alex ross bush liberty pic... nice...

Oh tjhat was Alex Ross......hm....he indeed is a great artist.

tabby999
Originally posted by FeceMan
On your ROOF?!

yeah, put some braces on the exposed beams, roap reaches down from the roof to her arms, she cant lower them. i'm not talking about tying her to the roof...although wink

kmcdude
I like it with the girl on top or doggy style if they have a nice looking ass

debbiejo
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by debbiejo
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
laughing out loud

Red Superfly
Originally posted by debbiejo
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

Says Elton.

BackFire
Doggy.

manny321
well i was only sucessful with one girl and i found doggy to be a lot of fun.

Wonderer
Who of the women here dislike giving oral sex?

Rogue Jedi
dude, you need to get laid.

debbiejo
laughing out loud

Wonderer
I get laid quite often by my wife, thank you.

finti
sounds like you gotta try some with this only girl you were successful with................guess we have to ask her about how much of a success she felt you were eek!

Wonderer
Spread 'em like butter baby!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Wonderer
I get laid quite often by my wife, thank you.
wanker rosie palm and her 5 sisters does not count. wanker

manny321
Dude i am only 18 i am just starting to get into it.

bilb
Originally posted by pr1983
It would take something special to be too retarded for this site... stick out tongue

laughing




umm yeah messed


stick out tongue

FeceMan
Originally posted by tabby999
yeah, put some braces on the exposed beams, roap reaches down from the roof to her arms, she cant lower them. i'm not talking about tying her to the roof...although wink
Ah! Thought you meant the latter, LOL.

finti
late bloomer huh

Rogue Jedi
late bloomer? not really. i was 19 when i was getting into it.

finti
even a later bloomer

Wonderer
better late than never. I was 20 when I started enjoying the flower.

debbiejo
My brother was probably around 25.....He was waiting for someone special...

finti
how romantic..........................................sick big grin devil

finti
I guess tha the environment in which you grew up plays a big role in your sexual debut too

Wonderer
Probably, but I think in my case I was just very shy up untill the age of 20.

manjaro
Originally posted by Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?

anyone that involves the penis going into the vagina big grin roll eyes (sarcastic)

PunisherFan33
Originally posted by Wonderer
My favorite is the misionary and the elephant

WTF is the ELEPHANT

PunisherFan33
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, this guy's hilarious. laughing out loud

yea he is hes the only one brave enough to do this and i think its cool

Wonderer
Originally posted by PunisherFan33
WTF is the ELEPHANT

It's the one where both the women's legs are over the guy's shoulders with the guy on top, making sensual elephant noises.

PunisherFan33
ohhhhhhh who actually like that shit

Wonderer
Long live the horny elephant!

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wonderer
It's the one where both the women's legs are over the guy's shoulders with the guy on top, making sensual elephant noises.

So that's what that's called. embarrasment

debbiejo
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wonderer
Who'se fancying an Elephant ride?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Wonderer
Who'se fancying an Elephant ride?

Are you the Elephant man?

manjaro
how bout the lizard lap. aka the scissors. when both partners join themselves up like two pairs of scissors

finti
well i prefer it when the woman is making human noises out of pleasure instead of imitating Dumbo

Wonderer
of yes...the female voice...at climax...

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by manjaro
how bout the lizard lap. aka the scissors. when both partners join themselves up like two pairs of scissors

That guy in your sig looks like he's about to give head eek

Ladyluck
eek! reverse cowgirl! droolio

bag

PunisherFan33
Originally posted by Wonderer
Long live the horny elephant!

dude wtf is wrong w/ you u r sick

manjaro
a little bit o butt loving never hurt either

debbiejo
You know....you all need a hobby!!!!!.....

DanieLs_4_Ever
Missionary...
droolio

bardock
the get drunk and bang her position no expression

Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?

Because it rules. That's why.

-AC

Biscuit
lol ye but i dont get it its not like thyr gna want u to join in if thyr lesbians....or ent tht the point? confused

Alpha Centauri
It's not about them wanting me, if they're lesbians, of course they won't.

That's not what it's about. You won't understand unless you're into it. It's not just lesbianism though, bisexual females too. Even straight experimental females.

-AC

Biscuit
well iv experimentd...i must say a womans body is much more sexy than a mans...more curvy and smooth yes and now ill stop droolin and get back to thoughtsd of my boyfriend *slaps head*

La Vierge
omg What the f**k?

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?
Because men naturally enjoy lesbian action.
It's kind of like how a population of girls like seeing man-on-man action..at least I do, I have a lot of friends that do too droolio

Biscuit
i dnt know any girls who enjoy man-on-man action.....and i agree, im not against it but i dnt find it particularly enjoyable

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Biscuit
i dnt know any girls who enjoy man-on-man action.....and i agree, im not against it but i dnt find it particularly enjoyable
I do. But hey no prob, Im into my own theme here stick out tongue I have Daniel anyway and he's straight so the only action Ill get/see is from him droolio

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Biscuit
y do guys like girl - on - girl ?

Cause its natural

Biscuit
natural???? lol, how exactly?!

Inspectah Deck
Cause it's just is

Darth_Erebus
Most people can orgasm the most easily from one position. For me, that's missionary.

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Cause its natural
You forgot to add "For a male" lol.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You forgot to add "For a male" lol.

I forgot that part

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Wonderer
It's the one where both the women's legs are over the guy's shoulders with the guy on top, making sensual elephant noises. hysterical

Originally posted by Wonderer
Long live the horny elephant! laughing

darth_royke
i like positions that allow me to kiss my girlfriend while in the act. not neccesarily on the lips, but on her front and back, and especially neck. her on top leaning on me letting me do the work is a good one, and i also enjoy holding her legs towards her shoulders.... she says its great penetration and pleasures her g-spot. we also enjoy oral sessions, i like to go down her, licking her clitoris while fingering her g-spot. seems to do the trick

Cloud_Leonhart
geezus kriste almighty, you people have way too frickin' much spare time!!!

Uberking Robert
Originally posted by Wonderer
What is your sex position (kama sutra)?


This is not a subject to be discussed in this forum. Or anywhere. Ever. At all. In any way.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Uberking Robert
This is not a subject to be discussed in this forum. Or anywhere. Ever. At all. In any way.

Hmm, why? No one needs to answer it.

Storm
I believe it is important to keep the lines of communication open.

BobbyD
Hi-ya, Storm. love

botankus
LOL! Great post in the "Sex positions" thread, Bobby D!

BobbyD
It's fun being a comical pervert sometimes, Botankus.

Storm
swank

BobbyD
Aw shucks. embarrasment

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by BobbyD
Aw shucks. embarrasment

Hay! that isn't so bad, she's winking at you. stick out tongue

TwisterGameX
Closing. Not Pg13 The elephant wtf

BobbyD
That's what I meant, Shaky. I'm blushing, but don't let her know.

Ssssh. wink

Uh-hum. cool Storm, who?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by BobbyD
That's what I meant, Shaky. I'm blushing, but don't let her know.

Ssssh. wink

Uh-hum. cool Storm, who?

Oh! I will not say a word.

You know what? I've never said a word on this forum, it's always been in writing. eek! laughing

BobbyD
laughing out loud I hear ya'...er, I mean, see what you're saying. wink

debbiejo
Naughty minds are at it again....Tisk tisk. eek!

Wild Cherry
Im ashamed of all of you!!! mad


....niagra falls in the shower... bag

tabby999
seeing as i never answered the question, i'd say woman on top, squating on you. makes you feel like a porn star, you can see everything

Darth Jello
what does y'all think about da shocker?

Wonderer
Originally posted by Darth Jello
what does y'all think about da shocker?
da shocker? what's that?

Darth Jello
it's a three fingered technique involving both the "pink" and the "stink". quite revolutionary if done right.

Wonderer
Originally posted by Darth Jello
it's a three fingered technique involving both the "pink" and the "stink". quite revolutionary if done right.

Sounds like double pleasure - both g-spots involved, right?

BobbyD
Woman on top works best for me. I think most of them enjoy it that way also. Yeah!!!! big grin

FistOfThe North
Doggiestyle forever, baby.

I begin with doggiestyle position.

I heart booty..I heart, heart-shaped booties..hehe

Darth Jello
Originally posted by Wonderer
Sounds like double pleasure - both g-spots involved, right?
there's only one G-spot, and to hit it from both sides using the shocker, you would need like a 5 inch pinky finger.

K.Diddy
I like the chick on top, but my Ex liked it doggy happy

Darth Jello
i like it in a way which doesn't block the tv, cause i like my sex to be garnished with looney tunes and bowls of trix cereal

tabby999
Originally posted by Darth Jello
there's only one G-spot, and to hit it from both sides using the shocker, you would need like a 5 inch pinky finger.

nah man, the "g spot" is only about an index finger in, why do you think those vibrators dont have an extra 5 inch thing off them, only a little knobby thing

Darth Jello
it's an inch in from the front, not from the back.

debbiejo
Are we all getting a lesson here? huh laughing out loud

PVS
sexual tips from virgins

debbiejo
bag...Oh my god...... laughing out loud

PVS
next intimate moment with your woman, give her a dirty sanchez.




they love that

BobbyD
Oh no, PVS. That's not nice. laughing out loud roll eyes (sarcastic)

debbiejo
Originally posted by PVS
next intimate moment with your woman, give her a dirty sanchez.




they love that I don't even want to know what that is.. no

Darth Jello
Originally posted by PVS
sexual tips from virgins

pffff, good one

PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't even want to know what that is.. no

wanna find out? evil face

BobbyD
laughing out loud

Run. Run Deb, ruuuuuunn!!!!!

debbiejo
OK...sweat

PVS
naughty

mechmoggy
"The bucking broncho"

Whisper another ladies name in her ear, and try to stay on for as long as possible.

BackFire
Here's one called The Houdini.

You're doing the girl doggy style, then when you're about to climax you spit on her back so she looks back, then while her face is pointing at you you pull and and bust on her face and yell 'Houdini"

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