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This thread is dedicated to SpellJammer giving you two horrible circumstances, and you figuring out which one in your opionion is not QUITE as terrible of a predicament as the other..

Would you rather..

Be forced to see KidRock in a teeny weeny pink bikkini..

OR

Have to live off of raw puppy brains for a month..

Top.

seeing as I'm a vegetarian... top choice

Top choice By far

Here that KidRock? People want to see your sport a bikkini! DO IT! LUCIER COMMANDS IT!

Ahhh, okay here's another one..

Have Iceman's powers but are always chilly so you have goosebumps.. and become inable to get an orgasm

OR..

Have the Human Torch'es powers but are always sweaty and reak of body odor..

Latter.

the second one

Second one, wouldn't be much of a change for me.

gross

Well then now that's THAT's been well established..

Would you rather..

Hear Slipknot (The band, don't get crazy now..) make a re-make of Barney: The Dinosaur..

OR..

Hear George W. Bush sing JayZ's "hardknock life"..

I'd actually love to hear Slipknot sing Barney actually.

Anything about Jay Z makes my ears bleed. GWB makes orphans cry.

First choice. By a long shot.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Well then now that's THAT's been well established..

Would you rather..

Hear Slipknot (The band, don't get crazy now..) make a re-make of Barney: The Dinosaur..

OR..

Hear George W. Bush sing JayZ's "hardknock life"..

Slipknot. Slipknot would include some lyrics that would make it semi enjoyable.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
I'd actually love to hear Slipknot sing Barney actually.

Anything about Jay Z makes my ears bleed. GWB makes orphans cry.

First choice. By a long shot.



took the words right out of my mouth

lol, okay okay.. Hmm..

Would you rather..

Be on a goverment mission to battle a stupid character like Dr. Evil but have to bring JarJar Binks and Snail from Dungeons&Dragons with you.

OR..

Be sent on a space-age mission to fight a dangerous character like Darth Vader.. alone..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
lol, okay okay.. Hmm..

Would you rather..

Be on a goverment mission to battle a stupid character like Dr. Evil but have to bring JarJar Binks and Snail from Dungeons&Dragons with you.

OR..

Be sent on a space-age mission to fight a dangerous character like Darth Vader.. alone..

Second. I'd rather die then be stuck with Jar Jar.

the second one... I'd seduce him then kill him in his sleep

Originally posted by Spelljammer
lol, okay okay.. Hmm..

Would you rather..

Be on a goverment mission to battle a stupid character like Dr. Evil but have to bring JarJar Binks and Snail from Dungeons&Dragons with you.

OR..

Be sent on a space-age mission to fight a dangerous character like Darth Vader.. alone..

Second, easily.

When Darth Vader says "Join me" I'll say "OK". Then I'll kill Dr. Evil AND Jar Jar with the Death Star.

LOL.. Alright..

Would you rather..

Have a penis stick out from your forehead..

OR..

Crap through your mouth and talk through your ass..

would crapping through your mouth involve shoving food up your ass?

second and slipknot barney wow I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME WERE ALL A DePRESSED WRIST SLITTING FAMILY A GREAT BIG RaZoR AND A CUT FROM ME TO YOU WONT YOOU SAY DIE YOU DIRTY EMO TOO

Originally posted by Ladyluck
would crapping through your mouth involve shoving food up your ass?
Uh, sure?

Penis on the forehead. Gotta be the only way.

If I put on a tracksuit and became a football hooligan I'd blend in perfectly.

well, shit. one could get a lot done with an extra penis i guess.

Imagine the orgasm sensation if it was up near your brain!

































Did I just say that?

wierdo

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Imagine the orgasm sensation if it was up near your brain!


Did I just say that?

hahaha I do believe you did

Yeah, and?

Originally posted by darth-yoda
second and slipknot barney wow I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME WERE ALL A DePRESSED WRIST SLITTING FAMILY A GREAT BIG RaZoR AND A CUT FROM ME TO YOU WONT YOOU SAY DIE YOU DIRTY EMO TOO
Emo-hater.

Out of the disturbing entertainment you all are getting from that question with food up the ass and brain orgasms, SpellJammer will be moving on..

Would you rather..

Be a pokemon and forced to follow the commands of a stupid little boy..

OR..

BE that stupid little boy trapped inside Michal Jackson's house..

be a pokemon

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Emo-hater.

apparently I'm "emo"

Second.

I went when I was 8 and it was the best holiday ever.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Out of the disturbing entertainment you all are getting from that question with food up the ass and brain orgasms, SpellJammer will be moving on..

Would you rather..

Be a pokemon and forced to follow the commands of a stupid little boy..

OR..

BE that stupid little boy trapped inside Michal Jackson's house..
Pokemon. No doubt.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
apparently I'm "emo"
Yeah me too.

well, duh... i think we all know the answer to that one........but mikey has lots of candy and toys...

Mjs place with pokemon and im emo apparently domt know how that works

That was.. enlightening..

Would you rather..

Be Luke Skywalker and deal with the fact that your father was abusive and you boned your sister..

OR..

Be Mario from Super Mario Bros and have to live with your annerexic brother to pay the rent and live with the fact that your parents were stupid enough to name you Mario when that's also your last-name..

be luke... leia was hot droolio

mario. he eats friggin shrooms all day and shoots fireballs.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
be luke... leia was hot droolio