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i know this seems really stupid, but i thought it would be funny if we all took lines from the LOTR's movies but added the word "pants" in every line. i dont want this thread to die fast, so please participate if ya can!! ill start it off.

"i would have gone with you to end, into the very pants of mordor"

lol, see what i mean? now, you try!

-The Two Towers-
(Before the fighting started at Helm's Deep)
Gimli: What's going on?
Legolas: Should I describe it too you...or would you rather have me get you some pants?

Galadriel: ''I smell it in the pants''

That there's some pants in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth smelling for.

Since that's probably the best line in the trilogy, the one with the most meaning, I shouldn't have put it to shame.

Sorry

since when are we putting smell in there too?

Galadriel: "Will you look into the pants?"
Frodo: "What will I see?"
Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell..."

Legolas: "You would die before your pants fell!"

Bilbo:''Theres always been a pant living in the hill....''

Gimli: A pants wants to go underground and a dwarf doesn't!? I'd never hear the end of that.

Gandalf: "YYYYYOOOUUU SHALL NOOOOOOT PAAAANTS!!!"

"The pant-less again shall be king."

Gollum: "My....PAAAAAAAANTTTSSS!!!!!!!"

Sam: "What we need is a few good pants..."

Originally posted by TheQuincy
Gollum: "My....PAAAAAAAANTTTSSS!!!!!!!"

Sam: ''Well...im pants''

Originally posted by DanielLB
Sam: ''Well...im pants''

what line is THAT supposed to be?

Originally posted by Batman Returns
what line is THAT supposed to be?
"I'm back"?

Originally posted by Exabyte
"I'm back"?

Yes its supposed to be that....

Gollum: "Our pants is lost!"

Arwen:''You are Isildurs pants...''

Originally posted by Exabyte
"I'm back"?

lol, i had NO idea what that line was, it sounded so....random.

anyways,

Wormtongue: "like a morning of pale pants still clinging to winters chill"

how about this?

Wormtongue: "Like a pale spring still clinging to winter's pants."

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
how about this?

Wormtongue: "Like a pale spring still clinging to winter's pants."


ummmm...sure!

"i cant pants for you, but i can pants you!"

Originally posted by Batman Returns
ummmm...sure!

"i cant pants for you, but i can pants you!"



that one is good

Originally posted by CrazyInLove


that one is good
yes

wow, lol, i guess it WAS good

aragorn: whether by life or death, if i can protect you, i will. you have my pants....

legolas: and you have my underwear!

gimli: and MY boxers! grrrr!!

*bump*

Gandalf: "to the pants of Kaazad Dum".

(from fotr extended)

Merry: How many did you eat?

Pippin: Pants.

Grima; They will flee to Helm's Pants, the great fortress of Rohan.

Gimli in Two Towers:

This new Gandalf is more pants than the old one!

Gimli: "I never thought i would fight to the death next to an elf."
Legolas: "How about next to pants?"
Gimli:"Aye, I could do that."

Originally posted by =Mysta=-kILL
Gimli: "I never thought i would fight to the death next to an elf."


Sorry about my fusyness:

''I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf''

Originally posted by DanielLB
Sorry about my fusyness:

''I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf''
I dint feel like watching the movie to find out exactly what he said okay!

- The salted pants are particularly good!
(Pippin, TTT)

- Salted pants?
(Gimli, TTT)

Merry: "This my friend is a pants."
Pippen: "They come in pants? I'm getting one."

Galadriel: For the time will soon come when pants will shape the fortunes of all.

Eowyn: "I will PANTS you if you touch him!"

WitchKing: "Do not come between a Nazgul and his pants..."

Originally posted by Batman Returns
i know this seems really stupid, but i thought it would be funny if we all took lines from the LOTR's movies but added the word "pants" in every line. i dont want this thread to die fast, so please participate if ya can!! ill start it off.

"i would have gone with you to end, into the very pants of mordor"

lol, see what i mean? now, you try!

what you ment to say was you got the idea od around the twist!!!!!!!!

Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

Whitchking- "Feed on his pants"
Eyown- "I will kill you if you touch him"
Whithcking- "Do not come between the Nazgul and his pants"

Theoden: Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for pants and the world's ending.

Theoden: Pants.
Rohirrim: Pants.
Theoden: Pants.
Rohirrim: Pants.
Theoden: PANTS.
Eowyn, Merry: PANTS.
Theoden: Forth, Eorlingas.

Galadriel: Into these pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life on middle earth!