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SpellJammer saw how great the dbz thread did, so in honor of the greatest game EVAR Zelda.. you can find out what you would be like in a Zelda game! Boo chaka laka!

I've never played Zelda, ive been told its good...so who would i be?

Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I've never played Zelda, ive been told its good...so who would i be?
http://gallery.zeldalegends.net/categories/Ocarina_of_Time/Official_Art/guide/normal_cucco.jpg
Lord. Zidane you are the king cucuo! King of the cocks!

You represent the abused, underappreciated, helpless little cucko who the children and Link toture when they're feeling blue. Yes the cucko can flock at predators and kick thier ass that way, but why should hundreds of cucko have to come to the rescue everytime some prick decides to pick on a helpless foul?! So you trained long and hard, and have become a mini-boss with some serious issues! You may be no bigger then the average cuco, but you're not afraid to fly around and peck the eyes out of the elf wannabe Link!

me!

Originally posted by Ladyluck


me!
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z5/enemies/bluebubble.jpg
Ladyluck is the first of a new breed of monsters to throw Link's way! She's part of some new ghost line called "hotstuff" that dance around the screen as living fireballs! They hurt like a ***** but remember, fire burns out quickly because it emmits so much energy. Too bad Ladyluck didn't take into account the importance of stamina with her hotness..

nice

Originally posted by Spelljammer
http://gallery.zeldalegends.net/categories/Ocarina_of_Time/Official_Art/guide/normal_cucco.jpg
Lord. Zidane you are the king cucuo! King of the cocks!

You represent the abused, underappreciated, helpless little cucko who the children and Link toture when they're feeling blue. Yes the cucko can flock at predators and kick thier ass that way, but why should hundreds of cucko have to come to the rescue everytime some prick decides to pick on a helpless foul?! So you trained long and hard, and have become a mini-boss with some serious issues! You may be no bigger then the average cuco, but you're not afraid to fly around and peck the eyes out of the elf wannabe Link!
Yeah that would fit..i mean i have a very large..

mE!

Originally posted by Darth_Veav
mE!
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z5/enemies/business-scrub.jpg
Darth-Veav, you're a buisness deku, a disgrace to the other dekus! You have no desire to really hurt Link probably out of fear which is why you're hiding in bushes. If Link catches onto your cowardess and confrots you with it you try to strike a bargain with him to let you go, but you're also a greedy coward like Daffy Duck and charge outrageous prices! What happens to you after that is anybody's guess. Perhaps a more appropiate monster name for you would've been "car salesman".

Do me

right!!!

left!!!111

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Do me
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z10/bosses/pganon.gif
Sir Mist, your defeat at the hands of Link resulted in a new monster type. Phantom Knights! Somehow you were clever enough to not only escape Hell's prison, but teach other dead souls who seek revenge the dark arts as well! So now there's an abudance of these damn annoying phantom knights who just stand there and shoot slow, but powerful blue orbs at Link. Too bad you weren't clever enough to figure out if Link destroys you again, your ass is gone forever. Nice work deadboy..

SpellJammer would do his own character, but then, you would know too much and have to be dealt with..

oh what the hell...what am I

sock it to me!!!

Originally posted by Vathu
sock it to me!!!
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z1/enemies/10b-rock.png
Vathu, you are a rock. Not some mystical rock that grants wishes or even a talking rock, just a boulder that falls down the cliff randomly. Somehow The Hrule goverment considers this a threat, perhaps because the securalists were never fond of nature, perhaps it's because rocks were at one time "pets", or perhaps they asscosiate it with that damn rock music which encourages Satan worship.. Whatever the reason. You're an invunrible "enemy" Link is to say far away from whenever possible..

lol... I was thinking more of a sexy hero-type person

Originally posted by Vathu
lol... I was thinking more of a sexy hero-type person
You're a rock, you don't think, that's the problem..

damn it lol

If SpellJammer ever learns how to design games, he's making a KMC Zelda and you're all in it!

SpellJammer would love to put Fable elements into it too..several stats you can customize Link to your liking, and good/evil points that just make the game react differantly to you. Though your charm stat will still work fine either way, just differant sortof personality strength..

Spelljammer is a octupus that likes cows....

Just for shits and giggles..

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z6/enemies/gerudopirate.png
Allyson: The queen of theives!Gannondorf had a daughter whom he never showed any love or admiration too, in this Zelaverse Allyson kills Gannondorf and becomes the queen of theives, proclaiming that a man is not needed for the gerudo race to prove it's supirority. This pretty pirate will have you "hooked" on her swashbuckeling charm. And though she's not THE boss, she's a very tough, badass boss..

who am i?

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
who am i?
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z6/enemies/wallmaster.jpg
You're one of those damn "wall masters". Supposedly a spectre who simply forces Link to be transported back to the beggeining of the dungeon without hurting him because you're telling him to either get out or trying to keep him from succeeding. The truth is you're just a freaky deaky ghost trying to cop a feel. Won't even get into why you're the "master"..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z6/enemies/wallmaster.jpg
You're one of those damn "wall masters". Supposedly a spectre who simply forces Link to be transported back to the beggeining of the dungeon without hurting him because you're telling him to either get out or trying to keep him from succeeding. The truth is you're just a freaky deaky ghost trying to cop a feel. Won't even get into why you're the "master".. i am THA MASTER ...the sex master that is pimp

what am i?

Originally posted by blood_ninja
what am i?
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z1/enemies/16b-goriya.png
You're a goriya! No, it's not some Spanish dish, it's a strange puppy-dog monk monster that is profficeint with the boomerang. You're not really strong, nor as weak as some other monsters out there, typical middle-class citizen. Un-noticed, un-popular, un-appreciated..

can i be a goron?

Originally posted by mysterio69
can i be a goron?
lol, sure..

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/zeldainfo/races/goron.jpg
mysterio60 is a simple shopkeep npc. Gorons are like Zelda's answer to dwarves, so naturaly one would open up a market for weapons and heart containers.. Though don't try to steal anything, every shopkeep has thier own unique brand of getting back at you wether it's charging your bank account causing rubees to deplete outside the shop, badass magick, or in this case, a huge boulder to the head..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z1/enemies/16b-goriya.png
You're a goriya! No, it's not some Spanish dish, it's a strange puppy-dog monk monster that is profficeint with the boomerang. You're not really strong, nor as weak as some other monsters out there, typical middle-class citizen. Un-noticed, un-popular, un-appreciated..
Bump for the beautiful blood_ninja, SpellJammer forgot he already did her. PUPPY! *Kissy smootches* ^__^

kewlness!!!!!!!

and i am unappreciatedcry

Originally posted by blood_ninja
and i am unappreciatedcry
SpellJammer appreciates you..

Infact, we share the same dungeons ussualy. For the first time evAr, SpellJammer is going to show you his place in the grand scheme of things!

http://www.zeldax.net/gallery2/albums/album01/wizzrobe.thumb.jpg
SpellJammer is just a typical, run of the mill, wizzrobe, what makes him special however is his ability to call bluffs. He convinces the main boss he's more useful then the average wizzrobe so he can't be spotted in the mists of dungeons attempting to dogpile Link with magick. Instead he stays on the sidelines trying desperately to unlock the seals of aicent demons so as they can both destroy Link, and the would-be world conqurer he keeps having to lie too to stay alive..

and what would i be

Originally posted by TX!
and what would i be
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z2/enemies/01b-bitbot.png
You're a bit-bot! You are part of an evil oompa loompa ooze society that though isn't particularly harmful, annoys Link to death with catchy vocals and distorted moral messages! No wonder Link doesn't hesitate to whack you with his sword!

Originally posted by Spelljammer
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z2/enemies/01b-bitbot.png
You're a bit-bot! You are part of an evil oompa loompa ooze society that though isn't particularly harmful, annoys Link to death with catchy vocals and distorted moral messages! No wonder Link doesn't hesitate to whack you with his sword!


w00t! to me being a bit bot thingy!!

why does spelljammer always refer to himself in the 3rd person perspective?

Because hes an odd odd person...