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Im 13, I need help with girls...How do I have girls to be my *****?

Originally posted by Darth_Veav
Im 13, I need help with girls...How do I have girls to be my *****?

Okay follow my tips and u will soon get laid my friend

1.U gotta pimp them man,girls want what they cant have,let them ring YOU,dont get caught checking them out,as they may FLATTER themself and will there for play hard to get.

2.Get a life I mean save up some money get a car and a job,have something going for ya.

3.NEVER brag to your mates about a girl if u like them

4.Get a haircut and hide your star wars dvd's


U MAY JUST GET LAID BOY!!

Originally posted by kmcdude
Okay follow my tips and u will soon get laid my friend

1.U gotta pimp them man,girls want what they cant have,let them ring YOU,dont get caught checking them out,as they may FLATTER themself and will there for play hard to get.

2.Get a life I mean save up some money get a car and a job,have something going for ya.

3.NEVER brag to your mates about a girl if u like them

4.Get a haircut and hide your star wars dvd's


U MAY JUST GET LAID BOY!!

Thanks cause I dont wanna end up as a 40 year old virign.

Originally posted by Darth_Veav
Thanks cause I dont wanna end up as a 40 year old virign.


Dont sweat man,your 13 I did not get ''lucky'' till I was 16

hysterical 14 baby

Darth_Veav, kmc didn't get laid in till 16, do you really want to listen 2 him

Originally posted by Leo.M
Darth_Veav, kmc didn't get laid in till 16, do you really want to listen 2 him

I were not a desperado and waited till I found a ''good looking'' chick to lose my virginity too

not a 14 yr old trailer park whore like u did

Okay more questions please.........

Originally posted by Leo.M
hysterical 14 baby

Also people that feel the need to brag about what age they lost there virginity are most likely virgins that still think sex is ''cool''

eek2 i lost it at 14 at of luck...she was really really slutty but hot hot

Originally posted by Leo.M
eek2 i lost it at 14 at of luck...she was really really slutty but hot hot

Fair enough, I will take your word for it

While I am gone feel free to post your problems and I will get back to every post

couch

strange i lost mines at 15 we have 14,15,16

Originally posted by TX!
strange i lost mines at 15 we have 14,15,16

Advice. You give advice... not advise.

I'm so bored, so I'll just asked something. I've got a boring life.

heres some advice.....stop obsessing about slipknot, it'll get you banned.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heres some advice.....stop obsessing about slipknot, it'll get you banned.


meh,I dont care about that slipknot thing anymore......

Originally posted by TX!
strange i lost mines at 15 we have 14,15,16

me too

Originally posted by fantasygirl
I'm so bored, so I'll just asked something. I've got a boring life.


Well Miss,follow my words

1.Get a boyfriend Go out with him and have fun

2.Chuck your computer at your window right now Those thing lead to posting in threads made by insane people like me

3.Start learning to dance or sing or act,Take up a hobby,become famous and when u become famous Miss Fantasy girl make sure you send me a million dollars in a check so no jews try and steal it

...Give me some advice.

ok kmcdude i live in an apartment and next door to me live this couple that have sex like every friggin hour of the day and i can never watch tv go to sleep or even hear myself think(damn there at it again) what should i do

Originally posted by Family_guy725
ok kmcdude i live in an apartment and next door to me live this couple that have sex like every friggin hour of the day and i can never watch tv go to sleep or even hear myself think(damn there at it again) what should i do

If you cant beat them...

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
If you cant beat them...
no friggin way the thing is there like in there 50's i think im gonna throw up if i have to listen to it any longer

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Originally posted by Family_guy725
ok kmcdude i live in an apartment and next door to me live this couple that have sex like every friggin hour of the day and i can never watch tv go to sleep or even hear myself think(damn there at it again) what should i do

Listen my man to my wise words

1.Get a shotgun,simply saw the end off to make it more easy to carry in your jacket.

2.Next time your naughty neighbors are at it,kick open there door,now from the sounds of this couple they might not be in the bed So be prepared to blow the guys head off as soon as you open the door as they are proberly ''banging'' on the kitchen floor,or even the lounge floor,(who knows)After blowing this horny guy's head off,take his ''sex obsessed girlfriend'' into your apartment and simply tell her you are ''the man'' and now you have no more annoying neighbors and also have a live in sex slave

Originally posted by kmcdude
Listen my man to my wise words

1.Get a shotgun,simply saw the end off to make it more easy to carry in your jacket.

2.Next time your naughty neighbors are at it,kick open there door,now from the sounds of this couple they might not be in the bed So be prepared to blow the guys head off as soon as you open the door as they are proberly ''banging'' on the kitchen floor,or even the lounge floor,(who knows)After blowing this horny guy's head off,take his ''sex obsessed girlfriend'' into your apartment and simply tell her you are ''the man'' and now you have no more annoying neighbors and also have a live in sex slave


P.S after reading they are 50 maybe you should shoot her as well

Originally posted by kmcdude
P.S after reading they are 50 maybe you should shoot her as well
oh revenge is so damn sweet http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/2guns.gif

**** yeahgunsmilie

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
...Give me some advice.



Give me a problem

Alright, I need some Advice.

Where do I go to find some Licorice Lengerie?

Originally posted by Tangible God
Alright, I need some Advice.

Where do I go to find some Licorice Lengerie?


Well in my town theres a place called ''World for adults'' There you can buy almost anything that you and your girlfriend or boyfriends, girlfriend can think of.


There should be somewhere seedy like that where you live under a different name.

Also in my experience I have only came across choclate and strawberry......I could be wrong though........



P.S Let me know how it went

Men xon't lose virginity, they lose fire. Oh balls!

Originally posted by redcaped
Men xon't lose virginity, they lose fire. Oh balls!


Dont know where your going with this...........but if you want to lose your virginity I suggest learn how to type a little bit and then come and see me and I will introduce you to my mate BIG Ben

No thanks

I grew a third arm this morning when I was cutting my hair... in fact its still growing, what should I do?

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Advice. You give advice... not advise. I advise you to give me advice

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I grew a third arm this morning when I was cutting my hair... in fact its still growing, what should I do?


Well,We all know that your mum keeps a axe in the bedroom for all them disgusting fat girls u bring home

I suggest using that axe and cutting that 3rd arm right off...........come to think of it,......cut your balls of while you are at it

Im pretty bored with my life too, like fantasygirl.