Fat kids are harder to kidnapp

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BENITO
Yes all of a sudden my friend at school burst out with this Fat kids are harder to kidnap

I disagreed with that comment I said "But all you have to do is get a chocolate bar and wave it at them"

But then he said "But what about when you grab them in a bag"

Allyson
Not true.
You can kidnap chubbier kids just as easy as you can kidnap smaller kids

BENITO
Originally posted by Allyson
Not true.
You can kidnap chubbier kids just as easy as you can kidnap smaller kids See one person agrees with Me YAY!

fini
weight does not matter in the kidnapping of kids.

jaden101
WCTR...talk radio....grand theft auto san andreas....celebrate with cake...

BENITO
Originally posted by fini
weight does not matter in the kidnapping of kids. Uh huh

Stealth Agent
fat kids are to heavy to kindnap theyll break the car

fini
NO that will be overweight ADULTS.
Not wanting to sound mean, but who will kidnap a 400 lb person?

Sir Nauj
sorry but fat kids gross me out

Ladyluck
laughing

overlord
Fat kids will try to run, but they trip and roll and that kind of stuff, I always catch up to them when I try to kidnapp them.

BENITO
Originally posted by fini
NO that will be overweight ADULTS.
Not wanting to sound mean, but who will kidnap a 400 lb person? Kidnap them to give them Lypo suction

Red Superfly
Fat kids are funny when they run.

Their arms can't take the flabby rebound and flail everywhere, therefore they snagged more easily on rope traps I set up.

BENITO
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Fat kids are funny when they run.

Their arms can't take the flabby rebound and flail everywhere, therefore they snagged more easily on rope traps I set up. laughing laughing laughing laughing Yes they are very Funny

lost prophet
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Fat kids are funny when they run.

Their arms can't take the flabby rebound and flail everywhere, therefore they snagged more easily on rope traps I set up.

LMAO! Nuts! lol

hotsauce6548
Hell yeah. Fat kids are ass hard to kidnap...

no expression

Stealth Agent
fat kids drown when put in water

DarkC
Originally posted by Stealth Agent
fat kids drown when put in water
No, they actually float better than mesomorph people do. roll eyes (sarcastic)

WindDancer
Originally posted by BENITO


I disagreed with that comment I said "But all you have to do is get a chocolate bar and wave it at them"


laughing out loud

Mandos
What is this conversation?fear

BondJamesBond
This is funny, I would bet that everyone that posted in this thread, is themselves a fat kid...

thoughts?

DarkC
Check my pic in the 'What Do You Look Like' thread. Do I look fat to you?

BondJamesBond
and why would I look at a pic of a dood??

DarkC
You're a disgrace to 2003'ers.

BondJamesBond
thank you, thank you very much...uh-huh

Stealth Agent
fat kids are so fat that they are obese

BENITO
Originally posted by Stealth Agent
fat kids are so fat that they are obese What does that have to do with kidnapping them

EsteemedLeader
Fat kids are easy to kidnap.

Fatty: "Oh look, a twinky!"
*Twinky moves into bush*
Fatty: "Hey twinky, come here! Come into my mouth"
*Jumps into bush. We see a crane lift the fatty into a flatbed*
Creepy child molester guy: "Gotchu fatty!"

bardock
yes fat kids would be harder to grab,but wou would have to be inventive in the catching of them like many said chocalate

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by DarkC
No, they actually float better than mesomorph people do. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Yes. Buoyancy and such

Raven Guardia
omigosh you guys laughing I know its mean to make fun of people, but this thread is realy funny roflmao

I once saw a sticker at Spencers with the saying "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnapp"

Acherontia
Fat People Are impossible to kidnapp

BENITO
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Fat kids are easy to kidnap.

Fatty: "Oh look, a twinky!"
*Twinky moves into bush*
Fatty: "Hey twinky, come here! Come into my mouth"
*Jumps into bush. We see a crane lift the fatty into a flatbed*
Creepy child molester guy: "Gotchu fatty!" laughing laughing laughing laughing

dude thats Sick

slim_thug
why would you wanna kidnap one

Red Superfly
For testing purposes, and comedy (see my avvy)

slim_thug
ah...now i see

BENITO
Originally posted by slim_thug
why would you wanna kidnap one I Don't know either He just Broke out with it

Merdelian
Hostage... Fat kids may have rich parents! If not sell them in an impoverished country... the cannibals will find them good eatin'.

slim_thug
wats the point of kidnapping one.

Bardock42
What the f**k? ......what a strange mixture of a Perverted GDF thread and a Bored OTF Thread

slim_thug
Originally posted by Bardock42
What the f**k? ......what a strange mixture of a Perverted GDF thread and a Bored OTF Thread hahahahahaa

DarkC
Originally posted by slim_thug
wats the point of kidnapping one.
*very sarcastically*
Gee, that's a tough one. Ransom from their loving parents maybe? And the fact that they can't run as fast as others?

Merdelian
Originally posted by slim_thug
wats the point of kidnapping one.

Money of course I told you why!

Merdelian
tomcat

KILLBILLFREAK
We fat/ chubby,whatever are so cool and skinny people i guess

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