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third nipples turn me on!!!

one time at the movies at a really quiet part I said "my nipple's itchy" really loud... I didn't mean to say it that loud bag

"I WOULD TAP THAT" *points at zac*

ooo LL, thats like the time i told my friends a secret and everyone went quiet when i was talking. everyone knew who i liked...

i don't let genetal herpes get me down.

it really was itchy though

ok, thats it!! who has crabs!!!!!?????

whistling

Originally posted by zac_j
ok, thats it!! who has crabs!!!!!?????
*raises hand excitedly*

I do!

edit- nm

bag

"Check out that guy's package"

I say everything in public

"Love the breasts"

Originally posted by Thael
"Love the breasts"

I say that all the time

Me: Ya know sometimes i wish I was a lesbian.
My friend:....dude

"I forgot to wear deoderant today...can someone tell me if I have b.o."

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*raises hand excitedly*

I do!

you do!!!!! hay, I'm taking AP Zoology and i have to do a report on crabs (not the ones you eat but...you know) so is bad?

"You make my ding-dong go BOiNG!"

"Wow, nice ding-dong"

"That's the last time I sleep with my sheep... well, maybe the second to last time"

"shouldn't have eaten the beans last night"

****....wait... i would say **** in public... hell i say it all the time!

****!

" Gosh i can'tt hold this{Wet,hot big,combo's,stinky,etc.} fart any longer"

i would say alot of things in public..sensible though..so as of now i cant think of what i wont say

"Are those your real boobs?"

i got one...."why do you look retarded sir"

"Jeezus, Lady! Did that butt-ugly baby come out of you?.... Stick it back in. It's not done yet!"

"Excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have any vagisil I can borrow?"

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
"Excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have any vagisil I can borrow?"

laughing ....

Originally posted by D-Double
"Jeezus, Lady! Did that butt-ugly baby come out of you?.... Stick it back in. It's not done yet!"

"Aww your baby looks just like his father....what a shame."

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
"Are those your real boobs?"


LOL

"I know a wonderful plastic surgeon...you know, just in case you ever wanted to fix that nose of yours"

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh you think so eh?

You really do have nice breasts though.

holy shit your huge!

Originally posted by Thael
You really do have nice breasts though.

I know.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I know.

Just checking.

ll lol the nipple itch happened to me too before cept it was meh balls

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I know.

i wouldnt know i havent seen them but i take ya word for it

Your boyfriend's hot...you must be really good in bed, cuz you're not much to look at"

i was like in the middle of a scary movie and it got quiet and i was like GOD DAMN MY BALLS ITCH!"

"Who wants to smell my ass?"

Originally posted by TX!
i wouldnt know i havent seen them but i take ya word for it

You do that.

Originally posted by Vathu
i was like in the middle of a scary movie and it got quiet and i was like GOD DAMN MY BALLS ITCH!"

My Balls are sweaty

Originally posted by Thael
You do that.


you and your ....be happy

Originally posted by Vathu
i was like in the middle of a scary movie and it got quiet and i was like GOD DAMN MY BALLS ITCH!"

Which one the Funny one or the Horror one

.....they itch right now... paredon me... *steps out of room*

"aaaaah i gotta take the biggest sh!t its like crapping out mt.everest" *walks out of room*

This can take awhile book

hmm... they still itch... I may have to go to the docter

uh oh!!!!!!!!!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN
NNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Just check for any Bumps

This was on Nick Cannon's Wild N Out
Nick was in the Bathroom with a group of males and he's Cell phone went off and it said" Let me Tickle ur Balls"

let me tickle your balls boy lol

Have you seen it?

Okay....boxed

god dammit, the taco bell dog is following me wherever i go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Damn lady, how many more kids do you plan on popping out?"

Why am I the only virgin here??!!

you have sexy back hair

*looks and straes mercisly at guy next to her and drools*

yo soy el pendejo. Mi llamo es Feo.

1st year spanish student I'm guessing

2nd year. can you tranlsate that 4 me? im not sure i said it right.

woah I totally got lost

who has my testicles has anyone seen them? *as the guy scatters about to find his testicles*

I think it should have said:
Yo soy un pendejo, y Me llamo Feo

yeah i am not at all good at other words

I had sex with my uncles dog

I wanted 2 sentences though. thanks for the other thing tho. i always trick my friends to say stuff like that to the new spanish kids so they look at them funny.

im thinking of having my testicles laminated

Sex sucks

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
im thinking of having my testicles laminated

crazy good luck with that

thats wrong

I want to lick your lamenated testicles

Originally posted by zac_j
I wanted 2 sentences though. thanks for the other thing tho. i always trick my friends to say stuff like that to the new spanish kids so they look at them funny.
Yeah we had this girl in my highschool that we would make say that she was a whore to all the spanish speaking people...I can't remember how to say it, but anyways, we told her that it meant "I am hot" So she went around saying it to everyone.

Originally posted by CherryTopper

I want to lick your lamenated testicles
theyre here and laminated and ready.....

I'll pass

but the weird person saying that on the street should go to the mental home

lol, i told my friend to say su madre es un chalupa feo grande to all the spanish kids, and i told her it meant that she was going to get good grades.

I wouldn't do it cuz i suck at spanish


I love to her my grama crap in the morning

"Damn Grandma, you and Gramps were going AT IT last night....high five!"--------------getting back on the topic

EWWWWWW!

hey mom i saw your performance can i watch instead of listen this time tonite?

"Mom could you give me some advice on which positions are the most pleasurable? I just can't seem to get there with my bf"

....want to see my balls?

Originally posted by Vathu
....want to see my balls?

what balls? i seriously thought u were a girl.

can my parents watch

"Congratulations on the pregnancy!....what you're not pregnant? Well why are you so big then?

My peepee gets rerally big when i see grandma...







NO!!! I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ANYWHERE!!!! NOT EVEN IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....thats something you wouldnt say in oublic? lmfao you are such a pussy.. i walk up to girls all the time at school and be like sup *****

anywas back on topic

*hanging by chains from the front of a market store*
want to stratch my balls for me? they itch...

I actually freaked out when my gramas old neighbor she was pretty big and when she sadi she was expecting I was like OHHH you are..thats nice

Originally posted by Vathu
....thats something you wouldnt say in oublic? lmfao you are such a pussy.. i walk up to girls all the time at school and be like sup *****

anywas back on topic

*hanging by chains from the front of a market store*
want to stratch my balls for me? they itch...

*hangs by chains too*


want to suck em? they... uhh.... itch!

NO

I rather get the pleasure

arent I nice

MY THIRD KNEE HAS NO BONES

i cant believe how stained you made my bedspread last night!!!!!!!!!!

I want to lick a donkeys ass

Originally posted by CherryTopper
I want to lick a donkeys ass

a donkey IS an ass

"Aww isn't that sweet, you take your dog for rides in the baby carriage"

Originally posted by zac_j
a donkey IS an ass
I knowq I realised that when I hit send *smacks head*

my cat purrs when i touch it!!!!

"I like to play with my kitty all day long!"

really

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
"I like to play with my kitty all day long!"

can i help????????

I like playing with your kitty too

hehehe that was for the topic

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
hehehe that was for the topic

but i want to help!!!!!!!

I wanna make your kitty purr

I mean Hi brandon

Originally posted by CherryTopper
I wanna make your kitty purr

I mean Hi brandon

i smell lesbian porn over here. and im lovin it. lets turn yall bi, by havin me join in...

no i really like to play with your kitty too

Originally posted by Vathu
no i really like to play with your kitty too

too late, i already called it. and cherrytopper too. you can have her bf.

AAAAAND moving on.........

Originally posted by zac_j
i smell lesbian porn over here. and im lovin it. lets turn yall bi, by havin me join in...
I almost did once

Originally posted by CherryTopper
I almost did once

STORY TIME!!! tell us what happened!!!!

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
AAAAAND moving on.........

to your... ?

My freind Cassie tipton wanted to make her boyfreind jealous so we started to rub agianst eahcother and be all over eachtoerh and I was like If i could I would be lesbian for you and we almost did


and she also had a relationship with my VERY good freind shay

MARRY ME LL

offtopic

who the **** is LL

no thats something i wouldnt say in pubic

oops... i said pubic.. lmfao....
back to topic

play with my snake.

Originally posted by Vathu
MARRY ME LL

Originally posted by CherryTopper
who the **** is LL

me

^_^

.....the person that i made sweet love to her sig yesterday..... if i remember correctly

oh

using initials confuse me

sowwy

so, PIECEOFME... will you pet my snake? dont worry, he doesnt bite... lol, jp!!!

I love
1.LL
2. Sex and/or bondage with LL jk unles she changes her mind naughty

haha you said snake

MARRY ME LL *humps her leg* droolio

wow humping reminds mne of yesterday

Originally posted by Vathu
MARRY ME LL *humps her leg* droolio

droolio

pm you two NOW

Originally posted by zac_j
so, PIECEOFME... will you pet my snake? dont worry, he doesnt bite... lol, jp!!!
No he just spits a lotyucky

Originally posted by Vathu
MARRY ME LL *humps her leg* droolio

Get a room!!

hey love is precious

what?!

what?

Originally posted by nick1811
Get a room!!

....maybe we did

kinky

oh....I'll leave you two alone

god.... you are naughty

you have no idea

naughty

lol

haha

"excuse me sir, your daughter is looking for you.....not your daughter? your girlfriend? You must be very rich"

my snake may spit, but its the white kind... not the yellow. his name is big zac. hes cool. pet him, will you?