Scott Summers = Weenie

The Top 10 Reasons Scott Summers AKA "Cyclops" is a Weenie:

10. Boy band music on his car. (X2)

9. "Slim"? You're a teenager with superhuman powers strong enough to bust through walls by BLINKING HARD, and what do you pick for a nickname?

8. Does not and never has had an issue with running around in spandex in the comics.

7. Can't handle being beaten by a girl (Storm), so he ditches the team and runs off to Alaska?

6. Married his high school "sweetheart," but took like, 30 years, to do it.

5. Too easily influenced by random bald guys (Prof. X, Sinister, Apocalypse...)

4. Is intimidated by short men (with unbreakable adamantium claws... )

3. Can't handle a powerful woman.

2. Married twice. Both wives commit suicide. A coincidence? I think not.

and the #1 reason Scott Summers Is A Weenie...

Was stupid enough to cheat on not one, but TWO women who have access to the Phoenix Force.

I'm bored and of a different opinion so I'm gonna take a few minutes to reply in some way to the issues at hand, be it effective, brilliant or... not.

Originally posted by coffeecupkat
The Top 10 Reasons Scott Summers AKA "Cyclops" is a Weenie:

10. Boy band music on his car. (X2)

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

9. "Slim"? You're a teenager with superhuman powers strong enough to bust through walls by BLINKING HARD, and what do you pick for a nickname?

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

8. Does not and never has had an issue with running around in spandex in the comics.

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

7. Can't handle being beaten by a girl (Storm), so he ditches the team and runs off to Alaska?

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

6. Married his high school "sweetheart," but took like, 30 years, to do it.

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

5. Too easily influenced by random bald guys (Prof. X, Sinister, Apocalypse...)

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

4. Is intimidated by short men (with unbreakable adamantium claws... )

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

3. Can't handle a powerful woman.

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

2. Married twice. Both wives commit suicide. A coincidence? I think not.

Originally posted by coffeecupkat

and the #1 reason Scott Summers Is A Weenie...

Was stupid enough to cheat on not one, but TWO women who have access to the Phoenix Force.

Ha Ha. 😆

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
Well... yeah.... 😛

Who isn't? lookaround

Originally posted by coffeecupkat
The Top 10 Reasons Scott Summers AKA "Cyclops" is a Weenie:

10. Boy band music on his car. (X2)

9. "Slim"? You're a teenager with superhuman powers strong enough to bust through walls by BLINKING HARD, and what do you pick for a nickname?

8. Does not and never has had an issue with running around in spandex in the comics.

7. Can't handle being beaten by a girl (Storm), so he ditches the team and runs off to Alaska?

6. Married his high school "sweetheart," but took like, 30 years, to do it.

5. Too easily influenced by random bald guys (Prof. X, Sinister, Apocalypse...)

4. Is intimidated by short men (with unbreakable adamantium claws... )

3. Can't handle a powerful woman.

2. Married twice. Both wives commit suicide. A coincidence? I think not.

and the #1 reason Scott Summers Is A Weenie...

Was stupid enough to cheat on not one, but TWO women who have access to the Phoenix Force.

😂 Its true.......

Originally posted by coffeecupkat
The Top 10 Reasons Scott Summers AKA "Cyclops" is a Weenie:

10. Boy band music on his car. (X2)

9. "Slim"? You're a teenager with superhuman powers strong enough to bust through walls by BLINKING HARD, and what do you pick for a nickname?

8. Does not and never has had an issue with running around in spandex in the comics.

7. Can't handle being beaten by a girl (Storm), so he ditches the team and runs off to Alaska?

6. Married his high school "sweetheart," but took like, 30 years, to do it.

5. Too easily influenced by random bald guys (Prof. X, Sinister, Apocalypse...)

4. Is intimidated by short men (with unbreakable adamantium claws... )

3. Can't handle a powerful woman.

2. Married twice. Both wives commit suicide. A coincidence? I think not.

and the #1 reason Scott Summers Is A Weenie...

Was stupid enough to cheat on not one, but TWO women who have access to the Phoenix Force.

😂 couldnt have put it better myself

ha ha ha, can't wait till Pr sees this.

i would just like to say the music in his car in the movies, has shit all to do with the real Cyclops in the comics, the movies is just another form of the X-men like Evolution is, therefor you can not justify your first comment with the real Cyclops

hey at least it was nsync ......it could have been the spice girls

whats wrong with these reasons...

10) the movie is bios against him and kept him out of most of it and tried to make him look like a ***.

9) seems fitting that hes skinny in the old days.

8) he does what it takes to be a hero, plain and simple.

7) id be pissed off too if i got beat by a powerless storm.

6) i know for a fact your not making fun of him for marrying the very hot jean grey, thats just f**kin silly.

5) his one downfall.

4) i can remember many times where cyclops would pick a fight with logan and win to teach him a lesson. my favorate was when they were after proteus.

3) as you said, 2 women with the phoenix force. and the white queen. 3 powerful women.

2) jean didnt comit sucide. pryor was messed in the head by sinister.

1) that takes balls to do that.

DONT MESS WITH CYCLOPS!

coffeecupkat do you like Gambit? 😏
Imo generally dislike or disinterest in characters with actual rich history and complex characterisation and development e.g. Cyclops, Shadowcat, Colossus is coupled with fondness of characters lacking these qualities, e.g. Gambit.

Btw Sinister has a full head of hair.

uhh for number 7 if cyclops and storm had a rematch cyke would beat storm. 🙂

Alrighty...

Originally posted by coffeecupkat
The Top 10 Reasons Scott Summers AKA "Cyclops" is a Weenie:

10. Boy band music on his car. (X2)

Movies do not and have never counted...

9. "Slim"? You're a teenager with superhuman powers strong enough to bust through walls by BLINKING HARD, and what do you pick for a nickname?

He's a sueprhero... what else would he wear?

8. Does not and never has had an issue with running around in spandex in the comics.

Neither has Batman, Deadpool, Thor, Green Lantern etc...

7. Can't handle being beaten by a girl (Storm), so he ditches the team and runs off to Alaska?

Did you actually read that comic properly? And did you forget the other instance where he took her down?

6. Married his high school "sweetheart," but took like, 30 years, to do it.

Umm... no... not even...

5. Too easily influenced by random bald guys (Prof. X, Sinister, Apocalypse...)

Sinister isnt bald, and any influence over him is hardly his fault...

4. Is intimidated by short men (with unbreakable adamantium claws... )

Since when has he ever been intimidated by Wolverine?

3. Can't handle a powerful woman.

Says who? Jean, Emma, Psylocke and Maddie would beg to differ...

2. Married twice. Both wives commit suicide. A coincidence? I think not.

Dumb dumb dumb dumd dumb...

and the #1 reason Scott Summers Is A Weenie...

Was stupid enough to cheat on not one, but TWO women who have access to the Phoenix Force.

Love is a very complicated thing... and its not like he wasnt cheated in is it...

You could make a list like that about half the x-men if you really wanted... 😬

Actually according to Batfans Batman wears ultra-super-duper-magically-imbued-force-absorbing spectra/kevlar hybrid that can withstand Superman's punches. 😏

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Actually according to Batfans Batman wears ultra-super-duper-magically-imbued-force-absorbing spectra/kevlar hybrid that can withstand Superman's punches. 😏

😆

My turn.
10. That was the movie's way of making him look "hip"
9. Actually, he picked Cyclops
8. Ha ha true. I'm sure he (and everyone else) just does it because ladies in the comic universe find it attractive.
7. I would too...
6. That's how it was done back in the day
5. Well, so am I
4. Those guys are freaky little buggers
3. Yes, that would make him a weenie
2. True, so true
1. Yeah, and they were hot, too! What the hell, Scott!

Yeah... I'm just really bored. Scott's a weenie.

accidental post...

marvelgeek, the dark phoenix committed suicide, but it turned out it wasn't jean. and jean sacrificed herself into the sun to save one particularly hirsute sonuva. i don't suppose either really count, unless i'm missing something.

Originally posted by Disappear
marvelgeek, the dark phoenix committed suicide, but it turned out it wasn't jean. and jean sacrificed herself into the sun to save one particularly hirsute sonuva. i don't suppose either really count, unless i'm missing something.

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