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First Off:

Mr. Smith, there ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing my HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

so are you guys swingers?

I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight!

Originally posted by Vathu
I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight
Yeah, that would be the worst.

Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

lmfao i know... its like..
so you want to see if I qualify for your daughter? Sounds reasonable *rips off clothes*

so you guys up for a 4some

"Mrs. Morgan, can I feel your ass too? I'm just wondering if it'd be the same as (name of girlfriend)'s."

isnt it an orgy when its more then 3?

My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me.

Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too *then walks out the door*

You two know I was tried twice for rape, right?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too *then walks out the door*

he he

and with that i would add:

We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now.
My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

mine was funnier

Originally posted by Vathu
mine was funnier
Nah, it was old.

"Whoa." *looking at mother's breasts*

lmfao...

so where do you two think would be a good place to.... "do it"? *looking at parents*

Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in,

DIDN'T IT ????????

... Shes vegetarian right?
Does that mean she doesn't like oral?
*whispers to mother*

"Mr.Smith, can you give me a bit of advice? What's a good icebreaker when you're laying in bed?"

Does Chrinstines mom also have a birthmark on her ass?

That's a good one, BF.

Yeah, I met your daughter at Sexoholics Anonymous.

Hmmm.....after meeting you guys, I still don't see where the fire bush comes from...

"Actually, I met your daughter over the internet."

Nice to meet you guys, I love your daughter.....Tell me, Mrs. Johnson...do you wax your ******* too?

Mrs. smith what in your opinion is the best position?

Mr. Jones, your daughters cooch feels just like your wife's.

(to Mrs. Jones with Mr. Jones watching)
"Haha, you and your daughter are both bombshells...I'd marry the two of you if I could."

*high fives parents* Now...where's my woman

Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I think your daughter is great and I really really want to f*ck her.

Yo wussup Jones man.....oh is that skank daughter of yours upstairs gettin into her ***** clothes, so she can have annonymous sex with random partners, and me if the night goes well

yeah...that ****ing whore

Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

In my fathers case... everything a guy would say would be horrible.

(to father) so judging by what you've seen what your wife, what can i expect in droopage? the slight sloap or full blown fried egg hanging from a nail?

Wow ! I just noticed only I posted some non-sexual taboos exclamations not to say to your girlfriends parents....

KMC IS FULL OF HORNY PEOPLE !!!!!