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I just started working at a warehouse on Monday. I ship and recieve all day long. It reallys sucks ass.

I bet it's better than asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

yes and a milkshake to go, but make sure the milk comes from sane Norwegian cows. But you all knew that of course

at least better than lawn-mowing on snow, To

Yeah....think of it that way.

I actually like my job most of the time...the worst job I ever had was waiting tables. Some people act like you're their slave.

My worst (and only) job was bagging groceries at a store. It sucked.

The worst job I've had is getting groceries for my mom. But I always get candy with that.

My worst job was when I was 16. I was a phone solicitor for Olan Mills Portrait Studio trying to sell family photo packages over the phone. I quit the same night. I'd rather hand out french fries.

Surrounded by boxes? Did you see David Blane jump 100ft into all those boxes yesterday? Or were you too busy working?!?

I still have my first job which isn't a surprise since I haven't had it for more than a few months. All I do is scan medical records at a private clinic and then I save them to a disk and then shred the records. And I get to pick my own hours. I intend to keep this job throughout high school.

That sounds like a relaxing job, I really like my job too, they let me work from home half the time, cause all I do is read and respond to e-mails. They just make me come into the office on Wednesdays and Fridays cause that's when we have meetings

Well you can probably keep your job for life. I'm out after high school. Sure, that's not for another three years but there will be a point when I have no security. You'll always know that you have a job and security.

Lots of boxes? That reminds me of my first job!......I quit after a week

Oh, it sucks. My hands are all cut up from picking parts.

I work with some cool people, though.

You should wear packing gloves ToMacco, Durrrrr!!!

wear some work gloves.

it pays; don't knock it. I have unemployed family and friends, struggling to find jobs. You are blessed; you still have a roof over your head, and food to eat. I have one friend who has neither at the moment.

Working with people you like will make the job a lot easier. And wait til you get that first paycheck.

I get paid tomorrow. That will be nice. Also I get paid every week. How cool is that?

Oh, and Tex. Be sure to keep bathing, even though you never have to leave the house.

Well I'm not French for heavens sake!

How are you ever gonna meet a chick if you don't leave your house?

Last chick I had was a real *****, I've had enough with women! Besides, it's always smart not to get involved with someone at work. Office politics can be a killer! Literally!

Yes. You don't see Palpatine fooling around with his secretary do you ?

That's cause his sec. is a nasty alien dude!

But eventually he gets those two creepy guys in the purple.

and you just knooow he'll get the hots for those

what is with those guys anyway, who the hell are they

they are the, how sidious himself named the, birocrats.

P.S.: u gus make highschool sound cool.
I'd love to have a job in wich i answer mails from home
Although i doubt that there is need for someone to do that here

I think it would suck to work at home. You'd never air yourself out. Yuck.

Tomorrow I have another bastard task of trying to open a new bank account. My old one screwed me over, and said I wrote a bunch of bad checks (which I didn't). So they closed my account and said I can't get a new one for five years. I'm gonna raise some hell if they won't let me open a new one.

I suggest the trusty Desert eagle. Always works

I think Sidious and Mas Ammeda have a thing going.

Ick.

Those guys in the purple are George's accountants.

Accountants with the love of velvet, hmm reminds me of yet another song

She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars
She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet were her eyes"- Bobby Vinton

You're really on a roll today.

indeed I am.....................








powerfull

To isn't around much anymore. Amazing how a job can take up your spare time.

at least it takes up any free time you might have

As long as he doesn't wrench his back.

or his brain.

Finti is not only the next US president, but the king of rock n' roll.

Not in my book!

Texas, you can be the king of Bjorkland. The radios play Bjork 24/7, but no one except Bjork herself lives in Bjorkland.

which is located between Never Never land and Barbiestan

Its an artificial vomit color and smells like it too.

Mmm nice!

More like Greater Manchester

I got a postcard from Manchester once, it looks really nice!!

reminds me of a song--"Manchester Cathedrial"--I think it was Donovon who sang it back in the sixties--(shows age as Darth Vader music plays in background)

It was Winchester, not Manchester you dimtwit !

Ugg.

Tomorrow is finally the end of the work week. I'm thinking I should go to the store and get me a 6Pack for tonight.

Yeah me too, I could really use a six pack of Polish Spring!

Polish Spring? What's that?

I did go and get a 12 Pack of Bud Ice. Drinking one right now. Yummy.

Bottled water, silly goose!!

Keep drinking all that beer, your gonna get a big fat beer belly!

Nah, I'm too active to become fat. My job keeps me on my feet 8 hours a day.

8 hrs?!?!? Now that's tough, most I ever stood was about 6 hours at a Smashing Pumpkins concert, my legs were sore for days!!

You get a break right? Hope you have good soles.

Yeah, we get breaks. At first my legs hurt like a son-of-a-*****. But you kind of get used to it after a while. . . a LONG while.

This is why I have to go back to school. Because working for someone else really blows.

It sure does, but going to school doesn't guarantee anything, I have college graduate friends who cant find work right now. Economy is really bad
Be happy you have a job

I'm always happy.

Happy people piss me off!

Shiny Happy People Laughing.

Hells theme song!

Tex, smile

Texas and smile, now there`s a contradiction, grin maybe

If I was in love with Bjork, I wouldn't smile either.

Who can fall in love with an eskimo chimp

Err..... tough one...hmmm.... Tex?

queeq gets the prize !

Bjork looks like mutated pubic pus.

OK Mr. Universe!

*points to the sky*
T.O. phones home...

*looks at sky*
*runs away*

The sky is falling, the sky is falling........

Hold it right there Asterix! That's not the sky that is falling down! That's just... *looks outside* a giant alien spaceship that will take Texas to a better place.... namely, far far away of us

Would that place also be along time ago too?

that doesn't matter, as long as it is far far away

Poor To. Still surrounded by boxes.

Thanks for the sympathy.

I shouldn't complain. It's a really easy job. Except standing all day.

But we goof off a lot. Last Friday, we finished everything early, so we played catch with a duct tape ball for a half hour (and we got paid for it). Our supervisor was playing with us, for gods sake.

To, do you have internet connection at work, if so you could all try this for a laugh!

http://www.jboom.com/shite-price/

If To got on the internet at work, he'd be here all damn day !

Sweet site, Corran.

Gundy, we do have a computer back there, but my working buddies would think I was nuts if I came onto this site and posted.

These guys have already met you, so surely they know you are nuts!!!!

Corran fits right in here, doesn't he ?

Not sure that's good, no-one seems particularly normal here!!!!

Oh you're in here for keeps now, baby.

"You can check out any time you like"
"But you can never leave"

Just like the Hotel California, see ?

fine print, by any chance?

Of course.

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fies_05.gif

NOW she gets the message.

She who???

Those aborablicious smilies of Gundy's are absolutley orgasmic!!!!

Where'd you get em?

.........nevermind
http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_29.gif

I wonder how many has asked Gundy for where she gets those smilies

4, why?

..nevermind, nevermind

nevermore...

... quoth the raven.

She who ?

Corran asked on the previous page, "she who ?"

Could only have been you.

Okay. That explains everything.



Now what was the topic ?

There was none.
CLosing.