How do you eat your apples?

Personally, I take huge bites so I get a mouthfull of apple juicy goodness. Yum droolio

How do you eat them?

EDIT: I forgot to post the poll!

Here are the options!

1. I take huge bites, and look like a hungry ethiopian.
2. I take little rodent bites and look around in fea that someone might steal it.
3. I eat them whole, like grapes! 😈
4. I dont know what apples are 😄.
5. I cant afford apples, I eat caviar.
6. I eat them with mayonaise. 😑

With my mouth.

Originally posted by Sir Mist
With my mouth.

Update ^^^^^^

I cant afford apples, I eat caviar with mayonaise😊

THATS NOT AN OPTION! 😠

I dont I'm allergic to them - I get horrid ichty red blotches if I so much as come within a mile of an apple 🙁

Ok so thats an slight exageration but I do get a nasty ichty rash if I eat them - which is a real pisser cuz they used to be my fav fruit cry

I eat them with a spoon.

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I eat them with a spoon.

I eat them slowly lol

Originally posted by Kosta
THATS NOT AN OPTION! 😠

Mist deep fries his apples in engine greese. 😛

I eat them with chopsticks, I was lying😮

Originally posted by Kosta
Mist deep fries his apples in engine greese. 😛

droolio

I used to dislocate my jaw and swallow them whole!

Mmmmumm the bigger the better....

😂

Originally posted by Sir Mist
droolio

Originally posted by X-Menfan87
Be nice

I guess your Joke-o-meter is busted 😛. I was kidding 😄.

I skin my apples. Only way to eat 'em.

-AC

I eat whole too even seeds, but I eat from top to bottom, odd yes, but hey, what isn't about mwa? XP

i cut, skin, then eat my apples 😖hifty: