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I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this?

i don't believe you

hit that shit up.

I swear... that is 'word for word'

Originally posted by bardock
hit that shit up.

... You're smoke'n crack. no2

Originally posted by D-Double
I swear... that is 'word for word'


I belive you but its ****ing funny!

Give that old mumma some lovin biatch

okay she's around 50... how old are you DD?

Tsssh Thats Nothing I get hit on by 60+ Women all the time.

Originally posted by Leo.M
okay she's around 50... how old are you DD?

27 but everyone thinks I'm like 21...

... except for liquor store clerks who apparently think I'm 16 cuz they keep card'n me for cigarettes. disgust

Originally posted by Acherontia
Tsssh Thats Nothing I get hit on by 60+ Women all the time.

Does it freak you out?

Originally posted by Acherontia
Tsssh Thats Nothing I get hit on by 60+ Women all the time.


You proberly look about 60

Originally posted by kmcdude

Give that old mumma some lovin biatch

None for me thanks... I don't like the taste of vomit

come on DD old lady's need love too you know dance

Originally posted by D-Double
Does it freak you out?

I tell myself "Okay now, same thing, 43 years younger and now we can start talking" each time.

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this?
hysterical

omg... but seriously that's pretty scary :s

Originally posted by Acherontia
I tell myself "Okay now, same thing, 43 years younger and now we can start talking" each time.

Are you nice to the horny grannies or do you laugh in their face? detective

Originally posted by Coldfire
hysterical

omg... but seriously that's pretty scary :s

I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day.


... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly.

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day.


... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly.
I don't think I wanna know

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day.


... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly.


wheelchair mmm I'd like to smack that fine and tight peace of @$$

....


now that I think about it, she was probably more like in her 60's. Damn. bag

I'm 16 and I get hit on by men in their 20's to 40's. I'm not joking, I seriously do.

Famke Janssen is in her early 40's right?

She's the only older lady I'd do that I know of. Although I believe Calista Flockheart is 40 plus.

-AC

Originally posted by Coldfire
I don't think I wanna know

I know it's a lil different for women but, what would you do if you were 27 and a 60 year old hit on you?

Would you be flattered or disgusted?

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I'm 16 and I get hit on by men in their 20's to 40's. I'm not joking, I seriously do.

are you a guy or girl??????

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Famke Janssen is in her early 40's right?

She's the only older lady I'd do that I know of. Although I believe Calista Flockheart is 40 plus.

-AC

yeah she's 41 and hot droolio

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Famke Janssen is in her early 40's right?

She's the only older lady I'd do that I know of. Although I believe Calista Flockheart is 40 plus.

-AC

I wish Famke would hit on me... droolio

Why oh why wasn't she in that Safeway yesterday?

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm tell'n ya, Coldy... It had me messed up all day.


... I'm wondering what really goes through the mind of the elderly.

that sounds like denial to me mate, you should go back and find your old darling if only to satisfy your unconscious lust for this old grisly piece of meat!

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this?

I think you should feel...i don't know..but happy that she didn't grab your ass or anything...then you should of felt like violated or something...

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this? didn't you mention once that you're about dating older women?

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I'm 16 and I get hit on by men in their 20's to 40's. I'm not joking, I seriously do.
Feel lucky, I don't get hit on by anyone. Except randy guys.

I don't know how you should feel...maybe like it was a compliment perhaps

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this? In a way, that's hillarious In another, it scared the hell outta me scared

Originally posted by D-Double
I wish Famke would hit on me... droolio

Why oh why wasn't she in that Safeway yesterday? You know..this is the first time I've heard someone say "Safeway" on this site..People actually know about it..touched

Originally posted by D-Double
where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out.

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this?
Lay off the beer.



Nah, just kiddin'. Stay away from old ladies then who have a funny gleam in their eye.

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this? pukepukepuke

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this?

Oh dear... poor baby hug

All better now Miz Pimp'n's here eyes

Originally posted by D-Double
I was leaving the checkout at the supermarket and I hear from behind me...

"Damn, you're cute."

So I throw on a sly smile flirt , flip to mack mode, and turn around to see a 50 year old woman! scared ... hurp

I chuckle and say "Thank you" .... as she's just staring at me like she's gonna eat me alive. shock

She proceeds to ask me... "Do you have any older brothers or sumthin? naughty Where you from?"

The questions lasted till I got to the parking lot, where I sped up to a power walk, hoping her hip would give out. I said "Have a nice day", jumped in my car, and was out that mutha.


How the HELL should I feel about this?

smiley_abzw

Who wouldn't want to hit on my squishy!

Just take as flattery.. and move on!

Your Squishy?

You do realise that Doobs has more nicknames than I have pants?

EG; Squishy, Sparky, Dooby, Mr Pimp'n, Doobmeister, Doobilicious, Doobz, and of course, D-Double.

Jay-sus

Thought Thael was Mr. Pimp'n.

Noooo... Doobs nicknamed me Miz Pimp'n. The gal to his guy

Thael is Mr Ego

Ooh, okay. I just remember this one poll he made.

Thael? Hmm, now you've made me wonder if my memory's on the skew

There was Miss Pimp and Mr. Pimp....you and he of course. And he had people voting to see who they thought was better. Didn't know Thael, so I voted you.

My grammah used to have a (sort of) boyfriend who was 30-something years younger than her. Filthy old hoe, thinks she's Jerry Hall sneaky2

Seems bingo and herbal tea just isn't enough to satisfy the elderly anymore

Originally posted by DarkC
There was Miss Pimp and Mr. Pimp....you and he of course. And he had people voting to see who they thought was better. Didn't know Thael, so I voted you.

Aah, that makes sense... except 'twas Doobs who originally nicknamed me Miz Pimp'n as he is Mr Pimp'n, diva and pimp respectively

Thael and I were competing for the Ego title though That was so much fun

Oh yeah, I think that might've been the name of the thread.

Originally posted by Baylin
that sounds like denial to me mate, you should go back and find your old darling if only to satisfy your unconscious lust for this old grisly piece of meat!

... gristle... ho-gawd-hurp


Originally posted by Clovie
didn't you mention once that you're about dating older women?

I'm talk'n 'Famke older'. Not 'Queen Elizabeth older'.


Originally posted by Syren
Oh dear... poor baby

All better now Miz Pimp'n's here eyes

Thanks, Pimp'n .... It was scary. cry

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy


Who wouldn't want to hit on my squishy!

Just take as flattery.. and move on!

... you flatterer

I'd luv to, but the nightmares got me tripp'n.

Originally posted by Deathblow
My grammah used to have a (sort of) boyfriend who was 30-something years younger than her. Filthy old hoe, thinks she's Jerry Hall sneaky2

Seems bingo and herbal tea just isn't enough to satisfy the elderly anymore

... Damn, Blizzle. You're hardcore for calling your grammy a filthy old hoe.

I hate my grammah as Samuel put it








She just wanted some lovin DD cry poor old thing..........

If an old lady came onto me, I'd be all like:

"Aye! I'm too young for you! Get your bus pass away from me, I ain't interested. I don't care how good your partys are down at the hospital, I ain't interested. I said I ain't interested....Get off. No, get off. I mean it b*tch! GET OFF OR I'LL! Leave my pants on. No, I need them. Leave my pants. Miss! Miss! Miss! No! Miss! I mean it! RIGHT THATS IT!"

I didn't mean to kill her..........

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm talk'n 'Famke older'. Not 'Queen Elizabeth older'. oh..that makes a difference.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate my grammah as Samuel put it



She just wanted some lovin DD cry poor old thing..........

yeah... I should have fixed her up with the dirty ol' man in my neighborhood.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
If an old lady came onto me, I'd be all like:

"Aye! I'm too young for you! Get your bus pass away from me, I ain't interested. I don't care how good your partys are down at the hospital, I ain't interested. I said I ain't interested....Get off. No, get off. I mean it b*tch! GET OFF OR I'LL! Leave my pants on. No, I need them. Leave my pants. Miss! Miss! Miss! No! Miss! I mean it! RIGHT THATS IT!"

I didn't mean to kill her..........

....

Superfly's got the 'Truffle shuffle' in his sig!! That's awesome.


Originally posted by Clovie
oh..that makes a difference.....

yep ... a big, sexy difference. flirt

Originally posted by Syren
Your Squishy?

You do realise that Doobs has more nicknames than I have pants?

EG; Squishy, Sparky, Dooby, Mr Pimp'n, Doobmeister, Doobilicious, Doobz, and of course, D-Double.

Jay-sus

Yeh.. I know

I was gonna call him Sir Brag-a-lot but he preferred squishy... so squishy it is!