German Elections

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Bardock42

Whirlysplatt
Wheres the workers party these days Bardock old pal stick out tongue

Whirlysplatt
I'd vote Schroder rather than the mad woman smile she reminds me of |
Thatcher smile

Bardock42

Clovie
in our tv they've saids cdu is winning, right? confused

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
in our tv they've saids cdu is winning, right? confused

Winning as in they are the biggest party, yes...winning as they can ake politic opn their own or with a partner party they chose to, no.....

It'S sad....probably the two big parties will have to work together...which will suck....or we will have a whole left.....Socialist to Communist regime......

Whirlysplatt

Bardock42
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
she is mad, mad, mad imo stick out tongue
And you have a reason for that rather stupid opinion no expression

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Bardock42
And you have a reason for that rather stupid opinion no expression

her psychiatric report, how are the workers party doing smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
her psychiatric report, how are the workers party doing smile

Don't know I think they left germany and now rule your country......

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't know I think they left germany and now rule your country......

no we have eqally mad premier blair, his mad, mad, mad as well

Bardock42
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
no we have eqally mad premier blair, his mad, mad, mad as well

I cannot judge him on that...although I guess I can judge him more since I have seen him in action while Merkel is not really that known.....

Fishy
This just sucks for Germany...

There are no good possibility's with this election. There is probably going to be a really stupid coalition which will fall in a matter of months. Making way for new elections. There is just no way that this will work.

GCG
A coalition with Scroeder's party will never work. and germany is in a big mess looking like a headless creature

Fire

Bardock42

finti
ahhh the wonderful world of politics

PVS
ahh the good ol' left-socialists....didnt they used to go by another name? stick out tongue

Fire
I know the commies don't want to join anyone that's why I said IF stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
ahh the good ol' left-socialists....didnt they used to go by another name? stick out tongue

Yes first they were called SED and killed people that wanted to leavbe east Germany....then they called themselves PDS and actually entered Parlament...last election everyone was happy that they got below 5% and therefpre weren't part of the parlament anymore (my liberal heart told me this rule is unfair and all but my strong Capitalist views saw over that and were happy that the commies were gone) ........now the Previous Leader of the Social Democrat Party made his own party called WASG (Election Alternative Social Justice) and merged it with the PDS ....they changed their name to "The Left.PDS" and got 9% .....a sad thing indeed.....

Funny though the Leader of that party made a bet in Public with his opponent from teh Green Party saying "The Winner gets a Boc of Champagne" ..... way to go for a communist....the opponent said "In the Social Circles you like to be seen with, one bets for beer...not champagne" .....I'd like to add the great Pulp Hit Cocaine Socialis here:

"I thought that you were joking / When you said 'I want to see you
To discuss your contribution / To the future of our nation's heart and soul
Six o'clock, my place, Whitehall' / Well I arrived just after seven
But you said 'It doesn't matter/ / 'I understand your situation
And your image, and I'm flattered / Oh and I'd just like to tell you
That I love all of your albums / Could you sign this for my daughter?
She's in hospital, her name is Miriam / Now get down to the gist:
Do you want a line of this? / Are you a (sniff) / socialist?'
'Doin' fine, yeah! / Buzzin' all the time / Just one hit / And I feel great
And I support / The welfare state / Oh, you must be socialist
'Cos you're always off out on the piss / In your private member's bar
Oh yes you are / Yer superstar / Well you sing about common people
And the mis-shapes and the misfits / So can you bring them to my party
And get them all to sniff this? / And all I'm really saying
Is come on and rock the vote for me / All I'm really saying
Is come on roll up that note for me / The gist of all of this is

Do you want hits or d'you want misses? / Are you a socialist, yeah
Socialist, yeah / Socialist, yeah / Oh yeah'
'Yeah, you can be just what you want to be
Just as long as you don't try to compete with me
And we've waited such a long time
For the chance to help our own kind, so now
Please come on and tow the party line / Oh you owe it to yourself
Don't think of anybody else / And we promise we won't tell
Oh we won't tell, and we won't sell' / No we won't / No we won't
No we won't"

Clovie
we had elections yesterday..
too lazy to make a thread.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
we had elections yesterday..
too lazy to make a thread.

Oh...I coud say something...but......I will jsut not....

Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh...I coud say something...but......I will jsut not.... about me being too lazy? or about polish elections being pointless and idiotic?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
about me being too lazy? or about polish elections being pointless and idiotic?

What exactly did you not understand aboot "I will jsut not" ....wel...except for the jsut...that means just........

Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
What exactly did you not understand aboot "I will jsut not" ....wel...except for the jsut...that means just........ but I'm curious. and it is very interesting to learn what such a wonderful person as you could say.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
but I'm curious. and it is very interesting to learn what such a wonderful person as you could say.

Ok first I was thinking aboot the unimportant part...then I was thinking aboot the you beiong lazy part...and then I actually remembered hearing something aboot it and the Liberals.....or Conservatives..not sure winning...which made me happy....but then I remembered the unimportant part again so I am rather neutral on that subject...

Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
Ok first I was thinking aboot the unimportant part...then I was thinking aboot the you beiong lazy part...and then I actually remembered hearing something aboot it and the Liberals.....or Conservatives..not sure winning...which made me happy....but then I remembered the unimportant part again so I am rather neutral on that subject... conservatives and liberals got almost same amount of votes erm
and yes. i don't care as well.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
conservatives and liberals got almost same amount of votes erm
and yes. i don't care as well.
Wait wait...what kind of partys do you have?

PVS
how come no national socialist party? i thought that was popular over there?


eek!

*runs away*

Clovie
I don't know.to be honest..
they have all those idiotic names and they're changing before each elections erm

okay...
I've checked
parties that are getting into parliament
PiS (Law and Justice) - conservatives 26,8%
PO (Citizen's Platform) - liberals 24,2%
Selfdefence - farmers/social/idiots 11,7%
SLD (social-democrats) - post communists 11,4%
LPR (the League of Polish Families) - national/christian 7,9%
PSL (Polish party of people/?/) - farmers/social 7%


messed

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
how come no national socialist party? i thought that was popular over there?


eek!

*runs away*

Yeah.....hmm....is this the third or second time today I got connected with th Nazis...ok I admit I had it coming one time.....

Anyways I heard a joke today, it's racist...tjherefore I will tell it.

Two Turks are in a Bus (since most Turks are in Germany anyways I will not mention that this Joke takes place over here). They are chatting singing spirituals and well, doing what good citizens of Germany should do.
So the one says: Well Mohammed (I kow I couldn't think of a better name.,...give me a break, I am german) so we are aboot 3illion now in germany a few more and we can start the invasion and take over the country...
A Blonde Haired Aryan girl inth front seat turns arounfd to the and says:
There was a time we had 6 Million Jews here too......

Ok...now you know why we are not renowned for our great sense of humour....two more things though...first I know that there were only 100.000 Jews in germany...(well not counting poland and france which obviously are part of germany anyways) and second I reallly..really don't hate Turks anymore than I hate everyone else......the people I really hate are Prussians....damn them Bastards....

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
I don't know.to be honest..
they have all those idiotic names and they're changing before each elections erm

okay...
I've checked
parties that are getting into parliament
PiS (Law and Justice) - conservatives 26,8%
PO (Citizen's Platform) - liberals 24,2%
Selfdefence - farmers/social/idiots 11,7%
SLD (social-democrats) - post communists 11,4%
LPR (the League of Polish Families) - national/christian 7,9%
PSL (Polish party of people/?/) - farmers/social 7%


messed

so..Liberals and Conservative have similar views or what'S teh deal....and what happened to the rest 15%?

Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
(well not counting poland and france which obviously are part of germany anyways) What the f**k?


Originally posted by Bardock42
so..Liberals and Conservative have similar views or what'S teh deal....and what happened to the rest 15%? yeah..I think they'll be ok as the gov. and in two weeks we have president elections erm

and I've said these are parties which are getting into parliament
the other ones got less that 5% erm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
What the f**k?


yeah..I think they'll be ok as the gov. and in two weeks we have president elections erm

and I've said these are parties which are getting into parliament
the other ones got less that 5% erm

It'S true.....


OH i see...so you have a good syste you vote strange though.....cool happy

Clovie
why vote strange.
only 40% of ppl went to vote erm

and I for example voted for the second lady on the top right list happy



and it is not truth. and not gonna get into same discussion any more.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
why vote strange.
only 40% of ppl went to vote erm

and I for example voted for the second lady on the top right list happy



and it is not truth. and not gonna get into same discussion any more.

Well Actually our election was strange too..so...not gonna say anything more aboot yours.....

And what was the second lady fro the left?


Okie...I will jsut take that as a yes then happy

Clovie
i guess so...and we'll at least get nice gov happy ( I HOPE cry )

i don't know. she was form the wrong party. *shrugs*


don't.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
i guess so...and we'll at least get nice gov happy ( I HOPE cry )

i don't know. she was form the wrong party. *shrugs*


don't.

True....I wish we would

So you vote for the wrong party...why?

I thought you'd ignore it....

Clovie
so you'll have new elections soon.

I voted for the right parrty yes in the left corner was the wrong one erm

why would I?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
so you'll have new elections soon.

I voted for the right parrty yes in the left corner was the wrong one erm

why would I?

Most unlikely.....

Oh I see.....but...arr..let's not talk aboot it....

cause you said so....

Clovie
you won't?

ok.

I a gilr, i'm allowed to be changing my mind.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
you won't?

ok.

I a gilr, i'm allowed to be changing my mind.

Yes....probably not.....would be nioce, but I don't see any grounds for that.....

ok.

Oh I see...so you are PMSing...

Clovie
them being unable to make a solid govermant?

.

are you counting it?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
them being unable to make a solid govermant?

.

are you counting it?

Oh they can...they just refuse to.....

Well would be the second time I spoke to you....although tere are theories that......nah neverind....

Clovie
but if they don't make one, there will be new elections.

finish please.

Bardock42

Clovie
minority govs don't work all that well...

Finish please, or if you prefer you can PM me it.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
minority govs don't work all that well...

Finish please, or if you prefer you can PM me it.

Well....just as good as Big Coalitions I gess......

Or...I rather not finish it...

Clovie
which can sometimes work..


why not?

Whirlysplatt
Germany needs strong Leadership confused

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
which can sometimes work..


why not?

Both can.....
they are basically the same....jsut different

I don't need to justify my actions to you....

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Bardock42
Both can.....
they are basically the same....jsut different

I don't need to justify my actions to you....

indeed not big grin

Clovie
they're not the same. they're actually something totally different.

of course you don't. but I hate when someone starts a sentence and doesn't finish it.

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
Germany needs strong Leadership confused

A single strong individual big grin to lead Germany's economy and its people to glory and prosperity, you have the best manufacturing and engineering knoW how, you could be leading Europe confused

Clovie
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
A single strong individual big grin to lead Germany's economy and its people to glory and prosperity, you have the best manufacturing and engineering knoW how, you could be leading Europe confused why does it remind me of 1932? (i'm nto sure about the date...but somewhen then)

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Clovie
why does it remind me of 1932? (i'm nto sure about the date...but somewhen then)

Does it confused

Clovie
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
Does it confused yeah
single invidual
glory and prosperity
leading..(ruling) europe....

tsk tsk tsk nono

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Clovie
yeah
single invidual
glory and prosperity
leading..(ruling) europe....

tsk tsk tsk nono

The lady politician is quite Authoritarian she could do it smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
they're not the same. they're actually something totally different.

of course you don't. but I hate when someone starts a sentence and doesn't finish it.

Sucks for you then....

Clovie
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
The lady politician is quite Authoritarian she could do it smile you mean starting a new world war? huh


Originally posted by Bardock42
Sucks for you then.... how observant of you..

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sucks for you then....

No fully unify Germany behind one ideology - causing a resurgence in its economic fortunes, bringing back its glory days as a world power no expression

I think she can do it smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
you mean starting a new world war? huh


how observant of you..

She's good enough for that....


I iknow

Clovie
I wouldn't know. please go first at west this time yawn


very good.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
I wouldn't know. please go first at west this time yawn


very good.

Well it's not really like it matters nowadays....we'd have a run on both sides.....

Clovie
wait..I have a great idea..start from America eek!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
wait..I have a great idea..start from America eek!

Nah, first we do some easy wins....then we take on the big guys...

Clovie
we ain't easy schmoll

Fishy
Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, first we do some easy wins....then we take on the big guys...

Stay away from Holland, we'll last longer then five days this time if you try.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Fishy
Stay away from Holland, we'll last longer then five days this time if you try.

Hm...6?

Clovie
HAA!! and we were fighting all the time.
untill soviets came mad

Fishy
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hm...6?

Depends will you bomb Roterdam and drop all your paratroopers behind our lines again? In that case we will last very long time because this time we will be prepared. And we will have an air force and tanks... No way in hell the same tactic is going to work again. At least I hope not...

Clovie
Originally posted by Fishy
Depends will you bomb Roterdam and drop all your paratroopers behind our lines again? In that case we will last very long time because this time we will be prepared. And we will have an air force and tanks... No way in hell the same tactic is going to work again. At least I hope not... *thinks about that wall frech built ater WWI* sad

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
*thinks about that wall frech built ater WWI* sad Yeah...hell that was funny.......


Originally posted by Fishy
Depends will you bomb Roterdam and drop all your paratroopers behind our lines again? In that case we will last very long time because this time we will be prepared. And we will have an air force and tanks... No way in hell the same tactic is going to work again. At least I hope not...
I thought we might just throw a glass of water in teh North Sea which probably will cause Holland to be flooded........hmm...that could be the fastest victory ever....well...parts of germany might get flooded too...but who cares.....stick out tongue

Clovie
you mean my comment or that idiotic wall?

Bardock42
Wall.....

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Clovie
*thinks about that wall frech built ater WWI* sad

the maginot line laughing a classic

much as I love the french (strange thing for an englisman to say) but I do, they should have realised you could go round it smile

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