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he is the man sittin sideways

this chopped and screwed stuff is boring in my opinion. South loves slow beats but it's just not good. I heard Scarface- The Diary (classic album) chopped and screwed version, and that was a pile of shit. Slim Thug= wack, Mike Jones= Wack, Paul Wall= Wack, Chamillionare= wack, but better than the 3 i mentioned before.

paul wall looks like a clown

he should drop the mic, and stick to selling jewelry.

the hell?

Don't forget Lil' Whyte. But, yeah, Paww Waww's an embarassment to caucasians everywhere.

indeed

He looks like a teenager with braces.

Originally posted by bardock
he is the man sittin sideways

Investigation 1
Yes, Paww Woww. He is under investigation for making "chopped" and "screwed" music and stealing jewelry from the local mall. The clues seem to lead that he is hiding in Atlanta with Mike Jones and Slim Thug. The last time he has been seen is when he was tippin on Bo Bo's and sittin sideways detective

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Investigation 1
Yes, Paww Woww. He is under investigation for making "chopped" and "screwed" music and stealing jewelry from the local mall. The clues seem to lead that he is hiding in Atlanta with Mike Jones and Slim Thug. The last time he has been seen is when he was tippin on Bo Bo's and sittin sideways detective

good work

Originally posted by bardock
good work

Thanks. One of the clues was a big cup that said "King Of The South"

and mike jones is horrible at keeping his identity a secret.

kinda music that makes people not like rap

Originally posted by bardock
and mike jones is horrible at keeping his identity a secret.

I agree. He say his name to many times

..alls you have to do is look for a Birdman lookalike with incredibly slurred speech and dried saliva all over his shirt.

i think he drives a station wagon with spinners

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
..alls you have to do is look for a Birdman lookalike with incredibly slurred speech and dried saliva all over his shirt. Originally posted by bardock
i think he drives a station wagon with spinners

Originally posted by bardock
i think he drives a station wagon with spinners

While tippin' on Bo Bo's

How does one tip on "Bo Bo's"?

Originally posted by bardock
How does one tip on "Bo Bo's"?

I dunno. I guess on Mike Jones

fair enough

Will you help me solve da mystery my dear Bardock? detective

why yes i will

Good. Shall we proceed? detective

lets.

Tea first?

i would love tea.


look at what i found when i searched paul wall on google images

possible paul wall without his grill???

Originally posted by bardock
i would love tea.


look at what i found when i searched paul wall on google images

possible paul wall without his grill???

Great googly moogly! eek

This looks like a mystery for Inspectah Deck (and bardock) detective

an example of a paul wall fan

Paul Wall keep doin ur thang playa ...I bump sittin sidewayz remix wit slim thug ,that's a bet wit jr writer u got houston locked n florida 2 . I read ur article n the ozone mag . U changed the game. U got mad skillz . I buy any mix tape witchu on it . Much Love 2 u n ur crew.

god awful?!?!?!?

Originally posted by bardock
an example of a paul wall fan

Paul Wall keep doin ur thang playa ...I bump sittin sidewayz remix wit slim thug ,that's a bet wit jr writer u got houston locked n florida 2 . I read ur article n the ozone mag . U changed the game. U got mad skillz . I buy any mix tape witchu on it . Much Love 2 u n ur crew.

god awful?!?!?!?

Indeed. Any more?

YEA... YALL ARE HATING ON ONE OF THE BALLINGIST NI@@AS ON THE RAP GAME.. THATS WHY HE GETS RESPECT FROM ALL THE REALL RAPPERS.. NOT YALL "INTERNET HATERS/THUGS/CRITISIZERS".. LET THE NI@@A SHINE.. AND YEA.. COME TO HOUSTON AND YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF IN A BAD POSITION TALKING DOWN LIKE THAT.. IN THE H-BABY THIS IS HOW ERRYONE TALKS KNOW WHAT IM TAKIN' BOUT'.. WHITE, BLACK MEX. IT DONT MATTER BABY CUZ WE HOLDIN IT DOWN.. AND YEA U WANNA HATE.. ITS OK TOO.. BECAUSE WE AINT WORRIED BOUT YALL, CUZ WE GETS OURS..
HOLLA BACK

anyone from houston to comfirm this??

Originally posted by bardock
YEA... YALL ARE HATING ON ONE OF THE BALLINGIST NI@@AS ON THE RAP GAME.. THATS WHY HE GETS RESPECT FROM ALL THE REALL RAPPERS.. NOT YALL "INTERNET HATERS/THUGS/CRITISIZERS".. LET THE NI@@A SHINE.. AND YEA.. COME TO HOUSTON AND YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF IN A BAD POSITION TALKING DOWN LIKE THAT.. IN THE H-BABY THIS IS HOW ERRYONE TALKS KNOW WHAT IM TAKIN' BOUT'.. WHITE, BLACK MEX. IT DONT MATTER BABY CUZ WE HOLDIN IT DOWN.. AND YEA U WANNA HATE.. ITS OK TOO.. BECAUSE WE AINT WORRIED BOUT YALL, CUZ WE GETS OURS..
HOLLA BACK

anyone from houston to comfirm this??

I found this dialouge from a website from Mike Jones

"Who Mike Jones? Who Mike Jones? Who Mike Jones?(100x)"

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I found this dialouge from a website from Mike Jones

"Who Mike Jones? Who Mike Jones? Who Mike Jones?(100x)"

who????

http://www.subsim.com/ssr/mikejone.html

Every one on this planet knows Mike Jones does NOT talk like this

dji have found a better dj then paul right here on kmc.nevemind this i just got my smilies working agian.

I found another clue!

what??

Originally posted by bardock
what??

http://www.mrbling.com/

I think this is the place Mr. Paww Woww and Mike Jones bout their "grills"

they have joined up with mr. bling!!!???

Possibly

the diabolical Mr.bling he is known for selling people with awful teeth things that make them look worse than they already are. we could have a situation.

Yes. I most keep a close eye on him. His notorious teeth could blind anyone

at least he is easy to spot

True. I already have him under in jail

nice work. i will WHO yell as loud as i can and listen for "MIKE JONES".

Yes. Good plan. He is involved of the grill smuggling

Grills.gasp

No. Teeth grills.With weed in them. Diabolical I most say

and the man known as "slim thug" is infact a gaint man. very deceptive

Yes. He tricked Pharrel and T.I. A very tricky con artist

now how will we find paul wall?

Well, I can't really find him until I find this man. Fiddy Cent.

Investigation 2
Fiddy Cent and G-Unot have been very active lately. Not only in making wack music but the smuggling as I like to call them Grills. Mr. Curtis aka Fiddy Cent is the masta mind behind this barrage of bad music. His corruption has no end. From Paww Woww, Jadakiss all da way to that ugly mofo Game. His minions Pony Gayo and Young **** have recently made debut albums. Each making millions of dollas. To stop Paww Woww, G-Unot and othas we most first capture Fiddy Cent. Interrogate him with a super soaker and find out where his hide out is. The clues seem to say he is staying in Queensbridge Projects
detective

good work. he has all so said he can be found in a club.

Yes. With his gay guard/minion Pony Gayo

i have got it, mr.gayo is notorios for his super cool blinged out ankle bracelet. we can track their where abouts through it.

Indeed. Olivia seems to be the drug fiend out of the group. Her name rhymes with Bolivia, which makes a mass amount of "coke"

Watson, I think I just saw Slim Thug online eek

i saw him in the otf

Originally posted by bardock
i saw him in the otf

I thought he was in Alcatraz. I guess we got a mission to do Watson detective

Investigation 3
Slim Kung is notorious for his collab with Pharell and da Neptunes. Many people don't know but Mr. Kung's fatha was actually an Asian. Hence "Kung". After moving to the "Durtty Durtty" he soon got into rap and got braids. He is currently working with Fiddy Cent and G-Unot on a new cd. He also one of the Fathas of Screwed and Chopped music

mr.kung seems dangerous

Very much. He is on the forums right now

whereshocking

My rhyming thread

pauls walls the peoples whigger

Numba One Stunna!

birdmans the true numba one stunna

What happened to B.G. then?

B.G. ????????????

He is part of Cash Money Millionaires

Mr.kung is still out there

No. He in jail

good

Cam'ron and the whole of Dickset is still out there though

Cam needs to be in jail

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
this chopped and screwed stuff is boring in my opinion. South loves slow beats but it's just not good. I heard Scarface- The Diary (classic album) chopped and screwed version, and that was a pile of shit. Slim Thug= wack, Mike Jones= Wack, Paul Wall= Wack, Chamillionare= wack, but better than the 3 i mentioned before.

your opinion. I like southern rap, the slow and hot ones. Like Manny fresh, Mike jones, Diplomats((Actually they all east,west and south)), Luda, and all them.

Originally posted by JacopeX
your opinion. I like southern rap, the slow and hot ones. Like Manny fresh, Mike jones, Diplomats((Actually they all east,west and south)), Luda, and all them.

Diplomats is East side

Originally posted by bardock
Cam needs to be in jail

Yes. His crime name is Killa Cam

And theres a record label called murder INC.

Originally posted by JacopeX
And theres a record label called murder INC.

And.....

Originally posted by JacopeX
And theres a record label called murder INC.

WOW congratulations, murder inc is pretty much dead right now

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
And.....

neva mind you were being sarcastic about killa cam

Originally posted by JacopeX
neva mind you were being sarcastic about killa cam

So....?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Diplomats is East side



Yes. His crime name is Killa Cam

i hate dipset. cam'ron use to be decent when he was with children of corn

he rhymes like he's 3 years old

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
i hate dipset. cam'ron use to be decent when he was with children of corn

he rhymes like he's 3 years old

"I'll leave you holey holey. You'll say holey moley"

thats tight

blew me away when i heard it

"see later aligator dont be a hater"

my eyes are startin to hurt, quit blazin me with your dope rhymes

I know i spit the fire

dont get too close ouch it burns

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
"I'll leave you holey holey. You'll say holey moley"

Originally posted by bardock
I know i spit the fire

Bun fire

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Bun fire

bun fire...

Originally posted by Phat J
bun fire...

What gwan?

Yea and I like the what he says in the still tippin song. I also like the ending.

what it do its pall wall im the peoples champ
my chain light up like a lamp cuz now im back with the camp
im crawlin similar to an ant cuz im low to da earth
people's feelings get hurt when they figure out what im worth
i got 84's pokin out at tha club im showing out
ima playa aint no doubt hoes wanna know what im bout biggest diamonds off in my mouth princess cuts on in my chain
wood grain all in my range, drippin stains when i switch lanes
Switch the name is still the same, Swisha House or Swisha blast mike jones he runnin the game and magnificent about his cash
Michael Watts he made me hott, ard work with me to the top
G Dash took me to the lot
he wrote a check and bought a drop
i got the internet going nuts but T Pharis got my back so now im holding my nuts
its Paul Wall baby what u know bout me im on that 5-9 South Lee baby holla at me

Originally posted by JacopeX
Yea and I like the what he says in the still tippin song. I also like the ending.

what it do its pall wall im the peoples champ
my chain light up like a lamp cuz now im back with the camp
im crawlin similar to an ant cuz im low to da earth
people's feelings get hurt when they figure out what im worth
i got 84's pokin out at tha club im showing out
ima playa aint no doubt hoes wanna know what im bout biggest diamonds off in my mouth princess cuts on in my chain
wood grain all in my range, drippin stains when i switch lanes
Switch the name is still the same, Swisha House or Swisha blast mike jones he runnin the game and magnificent about his cash
Michael Watts he made me hott, ard work with me to the top
G Dash took me to the lot
he wrote a check and bought a drop
i got the internet going nuts but T Pharis got my back so now im holding my nuts
its Paul Wall baby what u know bout me im on that 5-9 South Lee baby holla at me

whateva

"it's the starvin', happy Harlem, rap magician
chained underwater, in sixty seconds the body's missing
snake in the grass at six feet you can hear him hissin'
I got a problem with your mouth, so I don't listen
stress rap, you got one, I got five
you do yours, I do mine, but I'm still alive
they used to call me crazy joe, had a bazooka
now they can call me batman, beyond your maneuvers
shit, I'm Atoms Fam to the bone marrow
**** a soul, even God knows this body is hollow
you love New York, but New York don't love you
you're just a toy with Lucille Ball's hairdo
on the mic it's all magic and I got short sleeves
and I'm just that nice, I might let you breathe
put a mic in front of me, and I'm gonna bless it
hummingbird style, seventy times in one second
hummingbird style, seventy times in one second"

"You love New York, but New York don't love you"

vast aire's so sick, i never really liked him until cold vein, i heard his stuff with atoms fam first, he definitely grew alot from that time.