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to be like spider-man. i am just saying

I'd rather have telekinesis.

I'd wanna be spider-(wo)man, it'd be the shiz

oooooo

i'd put a ***** slapping down on many people.

Spider-Man does indeed r-Ock.

Geddit? Rock? R-Ock? Doc Ock? Doctor Otto Octavius? Man with metal arms? Spider-Man's nemesis? Next to Green Goblin? The fat bloke? Played by Alfred Molina in the movie? Who was also in Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie? Geddit? Geddit?

I'm wasted here.

tsk tsk.

With great power comes great responsibility...can't just go out and beat random people up

Originally posted by Spearhead
tsk tsk.

With great power comes great responsibility...can't just go out and beat random people up

That's beautiful.......let me get a tissue crytissue

Originally posted by Spearhead
tsk tsk.

With great power comes great responsibility...can't just go out and beat random people up

Tell that to Superman, that dick.

Superdickery

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/1296_4_081.jpg

i would join pro boxing and beat the shit out of people that got like 70lbs on me.

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's beautiful.......let me get a tissue crytissue


















bite me

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Tell that to Superman, that dick.

Superdickery

and where did that come?

just because I can quote cliche things from movies doesn't mean I'm a comic book dork

Originally posted by Spearhead
bite me



and where did that come?

just becaue I can quote cliche things from movies doesn't mean I'm a comic book dork

OK.....

Originally posted by Spearhead
bite me

If you insist shrug

Let's follow Supermans example

where's the red x going?

You don't even need to be a superhero to do this, kids. Try it today!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/1296_4_071.jpg

Originally posted by Spearhead
I'd rather have telekinesis.

how about mind control??

I dunno...being telekinetic always appealed to me more than being telepathic. While I think telepathy would be more powerful, it'd be less fun.

I'd love to be invisible

Originally posted by silver_tears
If you insist shrug


u havent changed one bit

Originally posted by Matrix_man
u havent changed one bit

I should hope not, I'm fine this way schmoll

spidey is just so all around you could do so much. with telepathy would i really want to know what everyone was thinking

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd wanna be spider-(wo)man, it'd be the shiz Would you wear tights? naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd love to be invisible

Who said that?

Oh I slay myself sometimes!













*cough*

*cough*

*choke*

Nope, underwear and a cape

Originally posted by silver_tears
I should hope not, I'm fine this way schmoll

u certainly are..

Originally posted by silver_tears
Nope, underwear and a cape

Well at least you'd be wearring more than most female superheroes

Originally posted by bardock
to be like spider-man. i am just saying
I'd rather be able to transform into the Unborn. Except with arm blades pointing forwards instead of backwards.

http://membres.lycos.fr/daganas4/daganas3/bloody%20roar/XionAnimal3D.jpg

I would never want to be Spiderman, Spiderman's a pussy.

He can save Mary Jane, hold up against psycho's flying on jets and throwing pumpkin bombs at him..

But he can't stand up to his boss who's a complete dick, nor earn any respect towards the public hatred of him and tell them all to go **** themselves? Even Aquaman did it! (And afterward he turned into a more badass Neptune type Aquaman you notice..)

Spidey also doesn't get any respect from other superheroes, what kindof bullcrap is that? He works just as hard, if not harder because he does super heroics AND holds a job..

He also is always having to dodge bullets from Punisher, I wouldn't put up with that bullcrap, I'd crush Punisher's ballsack with but a slight grip of spider strength and show him what it means to be a gritty anti-hero..

With great power comes great responsibility..
But obviously not a damn ounce of self-esteem..