Dreamer2222
Senior Member
this was an email I got....I thought it was funny
> >>Funny. Some too true :-)
> >>>
> >>>WOMEN'S REVENGE
> >>>
> >>>"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
> items the woman wished
> >>>to purchase.
> >>>
> >>>As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
> control for a
> >>>television set in her purse.
> >>>"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I
> asked.
> >>>"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to
> come shopping with me,
> >>>
> >>>and I figured this was the most evil thing I
> could do to him legally."
> >>>
> >>>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
> >>>
> >>>(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
> >>>
> >>>I know I'm not going to understand women.
> >>>I'll never understand how you can take boiling
> hot wax,
> >>>
> >>>pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
> by the root,
> >>>
> >>>and still be afraid of a spider.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>MARRIAGE SEMINAR
> >>>
> >>>While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
> communication,
> >>>
> >>>Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
> instructor,
> >>>
> >>>"It is essential that husbands and wives know
> each other's likes and
> >>>dislikes."
> >>>He addressed the man,
> >>>"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
> >>>Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently
> and whispered, "It's
> >>>Pillsbury, isn't it?
> >>>
> >>>CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
> >>>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and
> down the aisles.
> >>>
> >>>The sales girl notices him and asks him if she
> can help him.
> >>>
> >>>He answers that he is looking for a box of
> tampons for his wife.
> >>>
> >>>She directs him down the correct aisle.
> >>>
> >>>A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
> cotton
> >>>balls and a ball of string on the counter.
> >>>She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were
> looking for some tampons
> >>>for your wife?
> >>>He answers, " You see, it's like this,
> >>>
> >>>yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me
> a carton of cigarettes,
> >>>and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some
> rolling
> >>>papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
> >>>So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does
> she.
> >>>( I figure this guy is the one on the milk
> carton! )
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>WIFE VS. HUSBAND
> >>>A couple drove down a country road for several
> miles, not saying a word.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
> >>>
> >>>neither of them wanted to concede their position.
> >>>
> >>>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
> pigs,
> >>>
> >>>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> yours?"
> >>>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
> >>>
> >>>W O R D S
> >>>
> >>>A husband read an article to his wife about how
> many words women use a
> >>>day...
> >>>
> >>>30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> >>>The wife replied, "The reason has to be because
> we have to repeat
> >>>everything to men...
> >>>The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> "What?"
> >>>
> >>>CREATION
> >>>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
> you can be
> >>>
> >>>so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
> >>>" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
> >>>
> >>>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
> to me;
> >>>God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
> you!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>WHO DOES WHAT
> >>>A man and his wife were having an argument about
> who
> >>>should brew the coffee each morning.
> >>>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
> up first,
> >>>
> >>>and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
> coffee."
> >>>The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> around here and
> >>>
> >>>you should do it, because that is your job, and I
> can just wait for my
> >>>coffee."
> >>>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
> it is in the Bible
> >>>
> >>>that the man should do the coffee."
> >>>Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
> >>>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
> Testament
> >>>
> >>>and showed him at the top of several pages, that
> it indeed
> >>>says.........."HEBREWS"
> >>>
> >>>The Silent Treatment
> >>>A man and his wife were having some problems at
> home and were giving
> >>>each
> >>>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
> realized that the next
> >>>day,
> >>>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
> an early morning
> >>>business flight.
> >>>
> >>>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
> (and LOSE), he wrote on
> >>>a piece of paper,
> >>>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
> knew she would find it.
> >>>The next morning, the man woke up, only to
> discover it was 9:00 AM
> >>>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
> about to go and
> >>>see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
> noticed a piece of paper by
> >>>the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake
> up."
> >>>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
> >>>
> >>>God may have created man before woman,
> >>>
> >>>but there is always a rough draft before the
> masterpiece.
> >>>
> >>>SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO
> MEN YOU THINK CAN
> >>>HANDLE IT !
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