Getting the most out of Google.

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Red Superfly
Anyone found funny things when it came to searching in Google?

If not, try searching for "failure" - and tell me the first result that pops up.

(If its been done before, which it most likely has, sod it)

Spelljammer
One time I did that to find you fail pics.

I found two Godzilla size women having massive sex in the middle of the city using airplanes as dildoes.

Proving google never fails. laughing out loud

Red Superfly
Google result for Failure

Deus Ex
Biography for Bush, eh?

ladygrim
laughing out loud i know

Deus Ex
I do love the sense of humor involved with Google.

Gold Digger
Biography of President George W. Bush laughing out loud

zac_j
Originally posted by Spelljammer
One time I did that to find you fail pics.

I found two Godzilla size women having massive sex in the middle of the city using airplanes as dildoes.

Proving google never fails. laughing out loud


where??? shifty

Tired Hiker
1.) go to http://www.google.com/
2.) type in "failure" without the quotes
3.) press the "I'm feeling lucky" button (instead of the google search one)
4.) Laugh
5.) repost

Hurry, before the good folks at google "fix" this....laughing

Tired Hiker
Gues I was a day late and a dollar short. erm laughing

Spelljammer
That is old news dude, google is a very liberal outlet. But they are realiable. So I deal..

Now MSN my internet provider I pray to God get's bought out by someone, anyone, they are not only a disgustingly liberal outlet, but their internet service, instant messenger, and bassicaly everything about them sucks ass..

Tired Hiker
I usually just use a good ol' dictionary. erm

DanZeke25
This is pretty old.

But still a little funny though. It was hilarious 6 months ago.

RedAlertv2
Someone with a mind of mencia sig shouldnt be lecturing about good humor

ash007
hey guys really funny go to google.com and type "failure" and click i am feeling lucky and see what opens.

http://www.google.co.uk/

Otaku
lol laughing

Thats the first time i ever used that phrase in my life no expression

Lord Nauj
Originally posted by ash007
hey guys really funny go to google.com and type "failure" and click i am feeling lucky and see what opens.

http://www.google.co.uk/
good lord that is sad, my eyes are burning messed

nick1811
theres already a thread about that...somewhere

DarkC
I've done it before.

ash007
ok fair enough

Lord Nauj
rawr

MarioX
Its a google hack... everyone knows that. Its not real. Some teen without pubes did that.

BakaXero
hope this hasn't been done yet

No wonder so many people say Google's search engine can find anything
for you.

1- Go to Google (http://www.google.com)
2- Type in the word "Failure"
3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4- laugh
5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it.

Mišt
laughing

Anoushka
laughinglaughing out loudrolling on floor laughing

love that!

_Sanctuary_
laughing

Bloigen
Yeh, this has been done many times.

_Sanctuary_
Yeah, it is almost as funny as that captain joke you made yesterday... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bloigen
Nah, that joke was funnier.

Storm
Originally posted by BakaXero
hope this hasn't been done yet

No wonder so many people say Google's search engine can find anything
for you.

1- Go to Google (http://www.google.com)
2- Type in the word "Failure"
3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4- laugh
5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it.
Meh, you' re only the third stick out tongue


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Bloigen
I'm guessing this has been merged. Just a guess though.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Google result for Failure

LMAO Bush

Syren
Xero, you pretty much gave us the same step by step as TH;



detective

_Sanctuary_
How do you do that? no expression

Syren
Me? Do what? confused

_Sanctuary_
Realise all these little things no expression

Syren
Uh... OCD big grin

_Sanctuary_
laughing

Syren
No, I'm serious no expression
















































J/K tongue12

hotsauce6548
This is old... but still funny... in an old sort of way. no expression

Koala MeatPie
The failure thing is months old.

oh yeah, and to have like, x1000 more hits, instead of typing in "," type in * (search keys) * it will get A LOT more hits: example: (look at pages searched)

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=fr&q=%22porcupine+tree+koala%22&meta=


Versus


http://www.google.ca/search?hl=fr&q=*porcupine+tree+koala*&meta=

SaTsuJiN
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Failure&btnG=Google+Search

someone mentioned that to me via email.. it sounded like a pile of crap til I tried it O_O

§P0oONY
Talk about teh old.

SaTsuJiN

§P0oONY
No idea why it's not been fixed, I learnt about it about 3 years ago though. stick out tongue

silver_tears
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/09/googlebombing-failure.html

"Google's search results are generated by computer programs that rank web pages in large part by examining the number and relative popularity of the sites that link to them. By using a practice called googlebombing, however, determined pranksters can occasionally produce odd results. In this case, a number of webmasters use the phrases and to describe and link to President Bush's website, thus pushing it to the top of searches for those phrases. We don't condone the practice of googlebombing, or any other action that seeks to affect the integrity of our search results, but we're also reluctant to alter our results by hand in order to prevent such items from showing up. Pranks like this may be distracting to some, but they don't affect the overall quality of our search service, whose objectivity, as always, remains the core of our mission."

Because I can
Yup... smile

SaTsuJiN
so with that said.. is there any other wacky google things like this?

H. S. 6
Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
if it 'is' old

Oh, there's no "if" about it...

Me_GuSta_ChoCha
Go 2 Google And Type in "Retard" and click The im feeling lucky button
(BUT ONLY CLICK IF YOUR READY FOR WHAT WOULD POP UP)
enjoy...

Bloigen
I'd edit that if I were you. erm

Ultraman Baltan
http://www.timbiskup.com/burningbrush/myths/jpgs/lots/lot44.jpg

http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/mgm.jpg

Who the heck needs Godzilla?

Ultraman Baltan
This is so darn funny! Type in whore at Google and press I Feel Lucky! No sexual images are there.

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