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One time I was playing basketball and the ball fell in doggy poo and I gave it to my friend without him knowing and in the end he was like "Damn Zac, your ball is dirty!" And his hands were all brown and stuff. And Till this day he still thinks it was dirt... because hes bigger than me and I just dont feel like telling him.

I was hungover in a local supermarket one Sunday morning and vomited over the head of a small child.

Originally posted by amity75
I was hungover in a local supermarket one Sunday morning and vomited over the head of a small child.

During church they had a silent moment for one of out friends who had to have surgery and then the priest farted really loud and everybody was trying to hold their laughter in.

Originally posted by zac_j
During church they had a silent moment for one of out friends who had to have surgery and then the priest farted really loud and everybody was trying to hold their laughter in.

I threw a rotten Cantalope at a 14 year old

Vomited KFC in front of the fastfood resturant itself, ironically.

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
I threw a rotten Cantalope at a 14 year old

when i was 4 i took a dookie in a urinal

this happened saturday: we had a football game and i got carsick, so my mom threw me back a cup and i threw up in it and i missed the cup and it got all over my friends sports bag, but i didnt tell him.

I made a bet for a thousand dollars that I would put diarrhea in my mouth w/o swallowing or gagging.

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I made a bet for a thousand dollars that I would put diarrhea in my mouth w/o swallowing or gagging.

and then?

Originally posted by zac_j
and then? I'm still here, aren't I?

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I made a bet for a thousand dollars that I would put diarrhea in my mouth w/o swallowing or gagging.
GAH!!!! This un' takes the cake.

Originally posted by DarkC
GAH!!!! This un' takes the cake. Funny you should say cake. There was some of that, so you should know!

shock

but i dookied in a urinal!!!!

I dont think ever ever done anything nasty...

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I dont think ever ever done anything nasty...

i creamed on your nipples...

Originally posted by zac_j
i creamed on your nipples...
But that doesnt involve ME being nasty...although....I did lick your cream off of my nipples....


Oh yeah, It isnt really all that nasty but it was funny.. Last year I brought a condom to the lunchroom and was playing with it the whole lunch period, just blowing it up and tossing it in everyone's food and when lunch was almost over we stuffed food in it and my bud Shawn spit in it and we left it on the table for the janitors to clean up.
And me and Daniel had sex last Friday and left a condom on the gearshift of a school bus..

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
But that doesnt involve ME being nasty...although....I did lick your cream off of my nipples....


Oh yeah, It isnt really all that nasty but it was funny.. Last year I brought a condom to the lunchroom and was playing with it the whole lunch period, just blowing it up and tossing it in everyone's food and when lunch was almost over we stuffed food in it and my bud Shawn spit in it and we left it on the table for the janitors to clean up.
And me and Daniel had sex last Friday and left a condom on the gearshift of a school bus..
Oh yeah and then one time I flicked a booger into the back of someone's head..mwahahah.

A lot of people do that.

lmao.,

I don't do nasty things hypocrite

(She does, don't let the halo fool you.)

-AC

Got a guy to fall in love with me. He bought me a BEAUTIFUL engagment ring. I said yes, then 2 weeks later I dumped him and kept the ring

i once peed in a jar, put it in the fridge to chill, and later, when my stupid bastard of an uncle was sipping his beer, my brother distracted him and i'd pour in the pee. he kept drinking it. what a stupid bastard. and once when i was like, 10, i was reading at sunday mass and i puked all over the little podium thingy in front of everyone. it was fuggin' awesome.

Originally posted by Gold Digger
Got a guy to fall in love with me. He bought me a BEAUTIFUL engagment ring. I said yes, then 2 weeks later I dumped him and kept the ring

and when you shovelled the shit in his mouth, he just took it, like a wuss? i'm suprised you didn't kick him in the balls for good measure.

One time I stepped in dog poo... in bare feet

Ive also drank some pretty gross concoctions that my friends made. We always make gross shit for eachother to drink. The best part is when they barf it all back up

your mom

One time I looked at my sister.

I've done alot of thing you would consider nasty.. but i find them normal, I fail to find the nastiest.

my nasty things arent fit for this forum...

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
my nasty things arent fit for this forum...

Originally posted by DarkC
GAH!!!! This un' takes the cake.

I do believe you are right on that one.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I don't do nasty things hypocrite

what he REALLY means is: angel_not

Originally posted by Emma Wise
One time I looked at my sister.

did she look good?

I can't say what's the nastiet thing i've done because this is a PG-13 forum..

use substitute words for whatever is nasty.

Originally posted by zac_j
use substitute words for whatever is nasty.
I was curious to what it tasted like so I tasted my own.

Tastes like egg whites..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
I was curious to what it tasted like so I tasted my own.

Tastes like egg whites..

jizz?

idk what ur saying or what it tastes like, but is it?

Originally posted by zac_j
One time I was playing basketball and the ball fell in doggy poo and I gave it to my friend without him knowing and in the end he was like "Damn Zac, your ball is dirty!" And his hands were all brown and stuff. And Till this day he still thinks it was dirt... because hes bigger than me and I just dont feel like telling him. Nothing really, just jack off and not wash my hands a couple of times.

the nastiest thing i ever did was fill water balloons up with rotten eggs and fresh dog poo and toss them at crowd at the 4th of July.

Yes, it was t3h jizz.

So now there is no excuse for a woman not to swallow! Exsept ofcourse if she's a vegan, lol..

I hate eggs

Originally posted by Gold Digger
I hate eggs

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by zac_j
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God your such a fuggin' n00b. You really need to lay off the sugar, man.

Originally posted by Pielover666
God your such a fuggin' n00b. You really need to lay off the sugar, man.

and this is coming from the person who thinks being banned by raz is cool? i dont think so.

Originally posted by zac_j
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually I heard every man's taste differant. Because what stroke my curisosity was the fact that this goth girl named Jennifer (not my best friend Jennifer, a differant one) told Kelly cum tasted like fruit. She never gave a blowjob before so she didn't know, and her knowing I was into biology asked me if there was some sortof chemichal in the cum that made it taste like that, and I said no, that that has nothing to do with it. If it did taste like something, it would probably differ from person to person, do to people having differant diets and differant harmone production levels..

So even from a sexual standpoint.. I'm low-carb..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Actually I heard every man's taste differant. Because what stroke my curisosity was the fact that this goth girl named Jennifer (not my best friend Jennifer, a differant one) told Kelly cum tasted like fruit. She never gave a blowjob before so she didn't know, and her knowing I was into biology asked me if there was some sortof chemichal in the cum that made it taste like that, and I said no, that that has nothing to do with it. If it did taste like something, it would probably differ from person to person, do to people having differant diets and differant harmone production levels..

So even from a sexual standpoint.. I'm low-carb..
did u experiment? lol, make them taste your cum or im gonna use mine!!!

Which now i'm wondering if maybe Jennifer's boyfriend was a diabetic. Because an ejaculation has about 4grams of protien. So if it was fruit tasting, it would have to have fructose in it, or atleast some kindof sugar, and if there's sugar in his cum, then there must be sugar in his blood and pee too.. because his pancrease isn't getting rid of it immideatly..

So cum I would think is suppose to taste like cheese, eggs, meat, or gravy.. anything else, and you should consult your doctor.

And I can't believe I just wrote that..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Which now i'm wondering if maybe Jennifer's boyfriend was a diabetic. Because an ejaculation has about 4grams of protien. So if it was fruit tasting, it would have to have fructose in it, or atleast some kindof sugar, and if there's sugar in his cum, then there must be sugar in his blood and pee too.. because his pancrease isn't getting rid of it immideatly..

So cum I would think is suppose to taste like cheese, eggs, meat, or gravy.. anything else, and you should consult your doctor.

And I can't believe I just wrote that..

and how would YOU know? wtf do u do in ur free time??

I make it my buisness to know, havn't you ever wondred what you're going to do when your wife wants you to go down on her? You have to be ready for these things..

Originally posted by zac_j
and this is coming from the person who thinks being banned by raz is cool? i dont think so.
Did I say cool? Not I said It was a honor. Key difference. Why don't you aucutally gain some intellegence before opeing your fat mouth, jackass!

Originally posted by Spelljammer
I make it my buisness to know, havn't you ever wondred what you're going to do when your wife wants you to go down on her? You have to be ready for these things..
thats SKEET, not cum!!! wtf does ur wife have? EWWW

Originally posted by Pielover666
Did I say cool? Not I said It was a honor. Key difference. Why don't you aucutally gain some intellegence before opeing your fat mouth, jackass!
reported

Originally posted by zac_j
reported
Why?
And don't freakin' double post.

i stabbed someone with a butcher knife

Originally posted by Deano
i stabbed someone with a butcher knife

what? he didnt die

Originally posted by Pielover666
Why?
And don't freakin' double post.
member bashing.
and i'll do whatever the hell i want.

Originally posted by Deano
what? he didnt die
= wtf?

Originally posted by zac_j
= wtf?
Yes, we know that, we're not as big a dumbass as you are.

Originally posted by zac_j
member bashing.
and i'll do whatever the hell i want. F*cking pussy.

stabbin someone is good, it makes you feel like a real man

Originally posted by Deano
what? he didnt die
Too bad.

Actualy that's not very nasty Denao. Cause for that matter I could say how I got my psycho cousin to back down from stabbing me by just glaring at him.

This guy is crazy, he takes pills and he's STILL unstable, he put kittens in a freezeras a child. (But then again i slowly killed a butterfly for kicks as a child, but then watching it suffer put it out of it's misery. I learned mercy that day..) he forgot to take his medication and was throwing fits. I told him to calm the **** down and he grabbed a steak knife and wrapped his hand around my throat. I told him he better kill me the first time the moment he stabs me or I'd stick that knife up his ass and have him shitting metal for weeks.. he then backed down and just grumbled. Amber ran and hid in her room and wouldn't come out till thier parents got home.

Originally posted by zac_j
member bashing.
and i'll do whatever the hell i want.
Oh yea, like YOU'VE never member bashed. You Member bashed me, provoking my greater insult

And double posting is AGAINST THE RULES! (possibly more than simple member bashing)

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Too bad.

Actualy that's not very nasty Denao. Cause for that matter I could say how I got my psycho cousin to back down from stabbing me by just glaring at him.

This guy is crazy, he takes pills and he's STILL unstable, he put kittens in a freezeras a child. (But then again i slowly killed a butterfly for kicks as a child, but then watching it suffer put it out of it's misery. I learned mercy that day..) he forgot to take his medication and was throwing fits. I told him to calm the **** down and he grabbed a steak knife and wrapped his hand around my throat. I told him he better kill me the first time the moment he stabs me or I'd stick that knife up his ass and have him shitting metal for weeks.. he then backed down and just grumbled. Amber ran and hid in her room and wouldn't come out till thier parents got home.

well i was only jokin, i didnt really stab anyone, im not that bad

cruelty to animals is bad though

Originally posted by Pielover666
Oh yea, like YOU'VE never member bashed. You Member bashed me, provoking my greater insult

And double posting is AGAINST THE RULES! (possibly more than simple member bashing)
possibly not

Originally posted by Revan Ecks
the nastiest thing i ever did was fill water balloons up with rotten eggs and fresh dog poo and toss them at crowd at the 4th of July.
That's the most awesome thing ever.
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Actually I heard every man's taste differant. Because what stroke my curisosity was the fact that this goth girl named Jennifer (not my best friend Jennifer, a differant one) told Kelly cum tasted like fruit. She never gave a blowjob before so she didn't know, and her knowing I was into biology asked me if there was some sortof chemichal in the cum that made it taste like that, and I said no, that that has nothing to do with it. If it did taste like something, it would probably differ from person to person, do to people having differant diets and differant harmone production levels..

So even from a sexual standpoint.. I'm low-carb..
Um...DUH. Not to be the cum queen here but it all depends on what the man eats to make the jizz taste diff.

lol, well like I said, after that expeince I actually grew alot more compassionate. Atleast towards animals and nature.. now I don't even enjoy killing roaches, i sympathize for them just trying to survive and either get a jar and put them outside or give them a little prayer after i kill them out of respect.

Ofcourse people aren't going to be that lucky. **** them and thier godless ways.. bastards.. lol..

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
That's the most awesome thing ever.

Um...DUH. Not to be the cum queen here but it all depends on what the man eats to make the jizz taste diff.

how was my cream?

a wasp stung me today..i did what anyone would do and thats crushing the little bastard

I'm going to ask you guys to knock it off with that member bashing. Full stop right now!

Originally posted by zac_j

and i'll do whatever the hell i want.

No you're not. This kind of attitude isn't appropiate either.

my friend pooped on the side walk and said it was this man's dog and the guy got fined $100. lol, he watches south park 2 much.

Originally posted by Deano
a wasp stung me today..i did what anyone would do and thats crushing the little bastard
Hey, you're entitled to self defence. But I think nature has a way of knowing whom it can trust or not. People have had trained gaurd dogs just bark at me and want me to play/pet them. Wasps and hornets fly on my toes and shoulders and just sit there. Frogs, lizards, every animal immaginable just likes to be near me. I'm like fricking snow white or something..

Originally posted by zac_j
my friend pooped on the side walk and said it was this man's dog and the guy got fined $100. lol, he watches south park 2 much.
You're city goverment is stupid, human and dogs fieces is easily able to tell apart.. : \

Originally posted by Spelljammer
You're city goverment is stupid, human and dogs fieces is easily able to tell apart.. : \
umm... thank you?

Originally posted by zac_j
how was my cream?
droolio You sick bastard you
Originally posted by zac_j
my friend pooped on the side walk and said it was this man's dog and the guy got fined 0. lol, he watches south park 2 much.
That's awesome.
Originally posted by Spelljammer
You're city goverment is stupid, human and dogs fieces is easily able to tell apart.. : \
Well ya never know.. jk

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
droolio You sick bastard you

That's awesome.

Well ya never know.. jk
ok so its my turn to have some of yours now.

Originally posted by zac_j
ok so its my turn to have some of yours now.
....hmm.......Ask Daniel.

This is beggining to sound too much like a cyber thread. WHAT HAVE I CREATED?!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
....hmm.......Ask Daniel.
pshhhh... screw him, im getting by maself... ha ha!!1 hes puny!!!! *whispers* how big is he?

lol

Originally posted by Spelljammer
This is beggining to sound too much like a cyber thread. WHAT HAVE I CREATED?!
wifes with cum, which is NOT normal!!! SKEET is 4 women!!!

Originally posted by zac_j
wifes with cum, which is NOT normal!!! SKEET is 4 women!!!
You are such an ignorant, arrogant, bastard.

Originally posted by Pielover666
You are such an ignorant, arrogant, bastard.
SKIT SKIT!

i was gonna say something, but if you say ugly things about people you turn ugly too. i wouldnt want to risk it and end up looking like you.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
SKIT SKIT!
hey, where'd the nipples thread run off to?

idk wher it went.

it went to Mississippi

ME? Read this thread.

you people are sick! but funny.

lol

I never intend to be nasty, but I did do some damage under the influence of alcohol and such. The usual broken (car)windows, indoor fires, and a bunch of scars on myself. Nothing serious.