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Which of these silver-tongued wise***es is the best at talking smack during or before (or even instead of) a fight?

Just to (try to) kick this thing off, here're some scans of one of Hitman's great chatty moments.

http://www.shwiggie.com/hitman/hm-11/01.jpg

http://www.shwiggie.com/hitman/hm-11/02.jpg

Someone get some Deadpool and Spider-Man banter up here.

Good thread. If I had a scanner it would be over.

Deadpool would be undisputed!

i dont get the character of hitman exactly how good of a hitman is he? i know that he has defeated a six armed demon of hell and also batman twice but did he have PIS or what happend?

Deadpool hands down...the guy nearly talked himself to death.

deadpool only cause of his healing factor

Spiderman kills them both with his banter.

Deadpool

Cable- "daddy"
Deadpool " I could be. I'm like an NBA star"

What made me laugh was when DP goes to "Intercourse" Pennsylvania to get young Cable some a%% before he grew up only to find the town doesn't live up to its name.

Originally posted by Sparkz
Deadpool hands down...the guy nearly talked himself to death. hehe

Spidey he brought internet humor to Marvel first and made out with Jean Grey in front of Logan.

Originally posted by killermover
Spidey he brought internet humor to Marvel first and made out with Jean Grey in front of Logan. Being crazy helps a lot. There are instances (just few but stil) when Spider-man has nothing to say, like when things get too serious or some innocent is in danger. And Deadpool really did almost talk himself to death. Literally.

Originally posted by killermover
Spidey he brought internet humor to Marvel first and made out with Jean Grey in front of Logan. When was the making out part? I'm trying to remember.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
When was the making out part? I'm trying to remember. http://uncannyx.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/redheads-707097.jpg

It wasn't Logan though.

Maybe he thought it was Mary Jane.

Should put that up whenever Stilt starts talking smack.