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Fillip me a foingle gooling like the lilly-luppo, gonna buy that dayonaside? Like farf-anelp and jewywoodsnip didn't beloose! Fallowed fish-eyed trollop gall:

Jasper Villa Xinyi Got My Eyes On Your.
Life-Liberty-5* Hotel-room.
Maid to Order, Arrange, Rule On.
Terrible-Wonderul View in Fill.
Beginning Bikini Old Are How.
Grey-skied Bullitin Changed In Force.
Rain In Face And Dirt In Hair.
Lioned For Rabbit And Available to Gralap.
Blanket Moongo-go-gogo. Oi! Oi! Oi!
Sell It All. It's All Bunky-drum-gum, anywalk.

Chumpingly-glarden splartenly foody-who!

I really wish I could understand what you're saying for once

No, you got it first time. Good girl.

weally? that's a nice change

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Fillip me a foingle gooling like the lilly-luppo, gonna buy that dayonaside? Like farf-anelp and jewywoodsnip didn't beloose! Fallowed fish-eyed trollop gall:

Jasper Villa Xinyi Got My Eyes On Your.
Life-Liberty-5* Hotel-room.
Maid to Order, Arrange, Rule On.
Terrible-Wonderul View in Fill.
Beginning Bikini Old Are How.
Grey-skied Bullitin Changed In Force.
Rain In Face And Dirt In Hair.
Lioned For Rabbit And Available to Gralap.
Blanket Moongo-go-gogo. Oi! Oi! Oi!
Sell It All. It's All Bunky-drum-gum, anywalk.

Chumpingly-glarden splartenly foody-who!
my gawd wtf are you talking about. speak english not ghetto

Originally posted by Clovie
weally? that's a nice change

Oh, mun. Ya jus' gonna los' yo' 'ead in all dat dere round rummin' by da pool! Well, ya cana jus' go anna buy yo'self summa simma somma, cos me greedy 'ands been rootin' all dis earth 'ere fora too longa.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, mun. Ya jus' gonna los' yo' 'ead in all dat dere round rummin' by da pool! Well, ya cana jus' go anna buy yo'self summa simma somma, cos me greedy 'ands been rootin' all dis earth 'ere fora too longa. *stares in amazement*
why would I buy you something?

That's not ghetto, it's Scottish

And I voted for 'Raises the Bar Of Luxury Living!' eyes

Strangely enuff, that works as Scottish, but I was actually going for Jamaican, ya bumboclot!

I fully understood 1/3 of the words he said.

Did ya nae niddle understoodin' de worded woo-woo-walloo of 'jewywoodsnip'?

shocking

In ya frubkl'd blarbin snap and goine yaw looless larting yardle in the mumbled lost trut-trut ick blibbin' rost cut largen.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Did ya nae niddle understoodin' de worded woo-woo-walloo of 'jewywoodsnip'?

Great googly moogly! This looks like a case for Inspectah Deck!
detective

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Strangely enuff, that works as Scottish, but I was actually going for Jamaican, ya bumboclot!

Bumboclot?

Don't patwa me, young man nono

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Strangely enuff, that works as Scottish, but I was actually going for Jamaican, ya bumboclot!



Originally posted by Syren
Bumboclot?

Don't patwa me, young man nono

Crazy gal that my youth

Crazy gal, moi? Thankye eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Crazy gal, moi? Thankye eyes

No pickni, mi a real bad mon

Ye don' say mon... ah notice dis tread be a bit diff'ren dan de res'.

Nah yo, it gwan to much tho

Everyting's gwaanin' on too lang... de whole damn sitch gettin' t'be mos' borin... ye get me?

Originally posted by Syren
Everyting's gwaanin' on too lang... de whole damn sitch gettin' t'be mos' borin... ye get me?

Lang? No such word Syren

http://www.speakjamaican.com/glossary.html

I don't use a damn dictionary... I speak phonetically, from my head tongue12

So exsqueeze me if I make mistakes, but I'm not cheating schmoll

*cough*

Lang- Long. Lang time mi a wait. (I've waited for a long time.)

I think you'll find you missed something...

Originally posted by Syren
I don't use a damn dictionary... I speak phonetically, from my head tongue12

So exsqueeze me if I make mistakes, but I'm not cheating schmoll

It not cheat. But you con't speak patwa, my youth. You have to learn from a yard

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
It not cheat. But you con't speak patwa, my youth. You have to learn from a yard

Am I doing something horribly wrong? I'm only trying to entertain... please don't beat me cry

And you were wrong, anyway... 'lang' is in there.

Originally posted by Syren
Am I doing something horribly wrong? I'm only trying to entertain... please don't beat me cry

And you were wrong, anyway... 'lang' is in there.

What the bumboclot you a chat about, damn rashole. Dat a wrong

A true... Naa badda mi

eyes

Do I get a cookie?

Mi look like cookie mon? Mi a badda den him. Ya hear?

Chi-chi man disgust

No!!!! Mi not gay!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Fillip me a foingle gooling like the lilly-luppo, gonna buy that dayonaside? Like farf-anelp and jewywoodsnip didn't beloose! Fallowed fish-eyed trollop gall:

Jasper Villa Xinyi Got My Eyes On Your.
Life-Liberty-5* Hotel-room.
Maid to Order, Arrange, Rule On.
Terrible-Wonderul View in Fill.
Beginning Bikini Old Are How.
Grey-skied Bullitin Changed In Force.
Rain In Face And Dirt In Hair.
Lioned For Rabbit And Available to Gralap.
Blanket Moongo-go-gogo. Oi! Oi! Oi!
Sell It All. It's All Bunky-drum-gum, anywalk.

Chumpingly-glarden splartenly foody-who!

I feel like a pancake after reading this....

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No!!!! Mi not gay!

Cha! Yu rass claat haad eaz.

Originally posted by Syren
Cha! Yu rass claat haad eaz.

Dam yankee. Batty gal chat to much schmoll

Wha' ta gwan, ma bredren? We alls be speekin' da life-fire, ya? S'all so irie, mon! Butta be hearin' suma dem fings me not likin', ya 'ear? Suma dem men be da bad man and if I is 'earin' too mucha de clad-rap, I be startin' ana finishin' a cuss-cussin' as a booka booka yo' face!

Naw, ya galang. Butty Drong Gang. I & I, everyting' be everyting.

'Im gaan.

Originally posted by DarkC
I fully understood 1/3 of the words he said. then you're 2/3 of the way of liking him!!! omg! a miracle is about to be born!!!

Yo be bleedin I wid yo nuthin-no. It ain't got nuna dat soul an even less of dat reason.

Naa mek mi vex, mon!

Naa mess wit no raggamuffin.

Ya bloodclot, me pillow! Nuh man wanna facety woman, an' nuh chile need foolish muddah! Ya ting wha' I sayin', ya hear! Book!

Mi get fi realize mi nuh kya schmoll

An then yer arse fell aff?

My youth, why you a chat so much mon? Bloodclot

I luv I Jah......



















Haile Selasse makes a good rum cake!

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
I luv I Jah......



















Haile Selasse makes a good rum cake!

You suck mon buddy you dam batty mon! Bun fira pon you!

come on guys....you wouldn't appreciate it if i started posting in spanish

Wha' gwan with you my youth? No mon get boxed to many bloodclot times

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
You suck mon buddy you dam batty mon! Bun fira pon you!
ya gwon wan open season? back from bout me and me do mi ting bloodclot...Jah fire burn ya!

Ya cannae cud da luf madrass dat be down sum dinna dread and da natty bullbucker, bugaboo and Old Hige from 'im.

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
ya gwon wan open season? back from bout me and me do mi ting bloodclot...Jah fire burn ya!

Ya gwon with open season?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
come on guys....you wouldn't appreciate it if i started posting in spanish
you can speak spanish to me....i wouldnt understand it....but youd be talking to me...

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Ya gwon with open season?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Wha' gwan with you my youth? No mon get boxed to many bloodclot times quere que yo hablo como esto?

wow this is harder to figure out than my own language..

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
quere que yo hablo como esto?

Ni bun dan bai chi! Wei she me ni zai jaing wai-guo hua? Zai zhe-le, wo men she wan jiang RASSTAFARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
you can speak spanish to me....i wouldnt understand it....but youd be talking to me... awesome!


Tu eres muy preciouso

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Ni bun dan bai chi! Wei she me ni zai jaing wai-guo hua? Zai zhe-le, wo men she wan jiang RASSTAFARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Yo penso que tu mama no te amas...yo soy correcto, eh?

es sno 'py fel cli'bt de ska'feil

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
awesome!


Tu eres muy preciouso

He is you precious. I thought I was.... Ya bloodclot!

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
quere que yo hablo como esto?

Potwa

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
He is you precious. I thought I was.... Ya bloodclot!



Potwa Aw Felipe, el es preciouso pero tu es mas maravilloso kisses

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Aw Felipe, el es preciouso pero tu es mas maravilloso kisses

Respect

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Yo penso que tu mama no te amas...yo soy correcto, eh?

No, I don't want to have sexual intercourse with your mother. I don't even know her.

Why you so ****y ****y?

Because ***** ***** and ************ just jumped and did a ***** by the ******, you know...The one with the ********** that looks like a ******** ****** in the ********. Oh, well we ****** just all ******* and dance ******** like ************ in the ********* jungle.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Because ***** ***** and ************ just jumped and did a ***** by the ******, you know...The one with the ********** that looks like a ******** ****** in the ********. Oh, well we ****** just all ******* and dance ******** like ************ in the ********* jungle.

Great googly moogly! You see that loogy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guyz really crack me up!

Nun, sing me a song about jesus, a goat and a tub of KY....

Chicken too?

droolio

This is sex.

I'm caught between laughing and ''.

I'm caught betweeen laughing and phucking, so I'll just phucking laugh and then I'll go and get hand-jobs off Peter's mum.

Ah.

DarkC, I'd like to suck your hair and blow strawberry-cloud bubbles in your ear as you tap your toes on the mahogany lounge chair that I have supplied you with.

Woah woah woah, what the hell is going on here?

All hell has broken loose...

Strawberry cloud bubbles? shock

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Woah woah woah, what the hell is going on here?
He's trying to freak me out.

Originally posted by DarkC
He's trying to freak me out.

Is it working?

Not yet. I'm used to it.

Weird ass thread...

That's the way all threads made by NunYahBidness or Ya'Flunkd'Doo or Ou Be Low hoo are. shrug

It sounds like something a retard would say, quite frankly...

They like being weird. I've also gotten used to it.

'Ya'Flunkd'Doo' Harsh...

But NunYahBidness is cool

Hey, I can't remember his name exactly.

I thought you'd done it on purpose... Ya Flunk Doodoo

It's Ya Krunk'd Floo.

Remember the Steve Irwin baby scandal!?

Damn these nonsense names!

My name comes from this comic I'm working on about a cult...

My name is from 'Siren'...

My original name, dark1365 comes from a random clan name my friend made up several years ago, we were playing StarCraft. I've kept it ever since.

Cool I prefer DarkC though, and I also liked DarkCanadian

Originally posted by Syren
My name is from 'Siren'...

That one wasn't too hard to figure out actually...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
That one wasn't too hard to figure out actually...
Yup.
Originally posted by Syren
Cool I prefer DarkC though, and I also liked DarkCanadian
I think DarkCanadian was a bit informative. So I went with DarkC.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yup.

I think DarkCanadian was a bit informative. So I went with DarkC.

I like DarkCanadian, eh!

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
That one wasn't too hard to figure out actually...

Speak for yourself dear, you wouldn't believe how many idiots ask me what my name means...

Yeah, that was one of the reasons why I changed it....

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, that was one of the reasons why I changed it....

Too many Canada jokes?

From one individual.

Originally posted by DarkC
From one individual.

And who would that be?

Don't tell! It will only cause arguments nono

I think it was ResubianNushi, but I can't be certain.

Originally posted by DarkC
I think it was ResubianNushi, but I can't be certain.

Oh my... too late

And funny how you remembered his 'odd' name perfectly eyes

Yeah.

Originally posted by DarkC
I think it was ResubianNushi, but I can't be certain.

I'll kick his ass that's what I'll do. Some of my favorite people come from Canada, like Chris Jericho...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I'll kick his ass that's what I'll do. Some of my favorite people come from Canada, like Chris Jericho...
Nah, it was sorta funny.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nah, it was sorta funny.

Eh, what you talking aboot?

We don't say 'aboot'. You're thinking of Scotland.

Originally posted by DarkC
We don't say 'aboot'. You're thinking of Scotland.

Never seen "South Park"?

Nope.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nope.

All the Canadians look like this:sp_ike

and say "aboot"...

They know nothing of Canada!!!

Originally posted by DarkC
They know nothing of Canada!!!

It's funny, but it has really nothing to do with Canada...

sp_ike

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
DarkC, I'd like to suck your hair and blow strawberry-cloud bubbles in your ear as you tap your toes on the mahogany lounge chair that I have supplied you with.

This looks like a mystery for Inspectah Deck! detective

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
This looks like a mystery for Inspectah Deck! detective

If only we could figure out exactly what this mystery was...

Can I be your sidekick/assistant!? Just like Robin the Boy Wonder!!!

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
If only we could figure out exactly what this mystery was...

Can I be your sidekick/assistant!? Just like Robin the Boy Wonder!!!

Any mystery you can't solve

Sure. You can help me collect evidence and carry my magnum, my dear Watson

I'll be the bodyguard flex

Originally posted by Syren
I'll be the bodyguard flex

Yeah, you carry all the ammunition, my dear Watson

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Any mystery you can't solve

Sure. You can help me collect evidence and carry my magnum, my dear Watson

Cool!

Shall we start collecting evidence my dear Watson?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Shall we start collecting evidence my dear Watson?

Yay!

*Scooby Doo music starts playing*

The first clue I got is a bag of chips. Shall we start the investigating Watson?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
The first clue I got is a bag of chips. Shall we start the investigating Watson?

Quite right ol' bean.

Want some tea Watson? *starts eating chips*

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Want some tea Watson? *starts eating chips*

You, you're eating the eviden- oh who am I to break the chain of command?

*Drinks tea*

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
You, you're eating the eviden- oh who am I to break the chain of command?

*Drinks tea*

No Watson. The suspect obliviously left his bag of chips. He will come back and in his search of looking for his Lays we shall capture him

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No Watson. The suspect obliviously left his bag of chips. He will come back and in his search of looking for his Lays we shall capture him

Then we'll solve the mystery of who on KMC likes Lays...

Indeed

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
awesome!


Tu eres muy preciouso
ahhhhh mi amor! kisses

So, who's Watson and what do I do?

Originally posted by Syren
So, who's Watson and what do I do?

<Watson.

And what do I do??

Originally posted by Syren
And what do I do??

Solve that case I posted in your detective office...

Already on it Watson

I need any info you can give me

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
It sounds like something a retard would say, quite frankly...

That's enough! I won't have you talking about DarkC in that way! He's not a retard, he's a very special boy.

You're a nasty bugger... wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of you.

Originally posted by Syren
'Ya'Flunkd'Doo' Harsh...

Wow, Syren...My opinion of you diminishes by the second! You've suddenly developed the skin of a piece of wet paper...

Dark1365 - Sniping in the pubic undergrowth - Oh, ow!...That's really hurtful!. If only I could think of such wonderful put-downs...Live the dream, bwoi! LIVE THE DREAM! ARGH!

I thought it was funny, no harm in that. And apparently it was entirely accidental, spelling your name like that

Buy something. Burn it. Then, sprinkle the ashes over the earth and let nature take its course...

I shall take your advice and use it well. But now, I must sleep winkiss

Originally posted by Syren
And what do I do??

Do what ever EL tells you

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Nun, sing me a song about jesus, a goat and a tub of KY.... HAHAHAHA!!!! I would if it weren't against my religion, afterall...even athiests have morals.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm caught between laughing and ''. ...wearing silly little fluffly dresses? Please, by all means!!!!
Originally posted by DarkC
That's the way all threads made by NunYahBidness or Ya'Flunkd'Doo or Ou Be Low hoo are. shrug Oh now I'm hurt!!!! And you say you LOVE ME!!!! FINE!!! I'm sending you back the naked pictures you sent me!!!! Ingrata non grata!!!

Originally posted by Syren
'Ya'Flunkd'Doo' Harsh...

But NunYahBidness is cool Flatterer! flirt

I've a bottle of the bubbly and Barry White on repeat! naughty

RRRRRRRUFF!!!