maggots will soon lay eggs in your pizza

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Rob Owns You
And then you will throw up maggots. Talking about this kind of stuff makes me hungry sad

Family_guy725
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
And then you will throw up maggots. Talking about this kind of stuff makes me hungry sad
ditto i need pizza to bad all pizza stores are done delivering

EsteemedLeader
Ew, maggots are ickyyucky

Sir Mist
I once killed a maggot for trying to shine my shoesraver

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Sir Mist
I once killed a maggot for trying to shine my shoesraver

That's right, you show them who's boss...

Rob Owns You
Mmmmm maggots taste good with spagetti

Bun Bun
MAGGOTS...... try setting them on fire.... yes

Sir Mist
Maggots and baked beans are the cream on your biscuit yoraver

EsteemedLeader
I hate maggots. I work at a restaurant and I take out the garbage, and there they are, all nasty and disgusting inside the dumpster...

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud I want to go to that restaraunt, I want some maggots in mah gravy

Bun Bun
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
laughing out loud I want to go to that restaraunt, I want some maggots in mah gravy
smiley_abzw

EsteemedLeader
Sorry, no gravy. The food's so good, you won't need gravy...

Rob Owns You
I work in a restaraunt for real, no lie, and I hate it. Many standing up for like 6 hours really gets tiring...

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I work in a restaraunt for real, no lie, and I hate it. Many standing up for like 6 hours really gets tiring...

I know. And I got to do dishes. It totally sucks. Huge pans covered in grease and oil and burned on shit...

Rob Owns You
That sick, I had to wash dishes one time and you have to wash off peoples half eaten food and shit, that job sucks erm

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
That sick, I had to wash dishes one time and you have to wash off peoples half eaten food and shit, that job sucks erm

No one half-eats their food at my restaurant, so come on down and try some!!!

*Cliched commercial salesman smile* eek!

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud We serve so much food for a fair price that nobody can finish their meal. We have a 6 inch tall sandwhich. Who the **** has that big of a mouth? blink

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
laughing out loud We serve so much food for a fair price that nobody can finish their meal. We have a 6 inch tall sandwhich. Who the **** has that big of a mouth? blink

That damn kid from the Honeycombs commercial...

Rob Owns You
Or chunk off of the goonies?

EsteemedLeader
Or Tony Robbins:

"Tony Robbins HUNGRY!"
*Swallows Peter*

Rob Owns You
Or fat bastard off of Austin Powers

EsteemedLeader
Or Nibbler from Futurama...

Rob Owns You
Oh well, all this talk about restaraunts, food, and maggots has done made me hungry, all Ive had the whole day was breakfast

EsteemedLeader
I wanted cheesetoast, but we have no bread sad

Rob Owns You
I want some pasta covered in maggots but I have no maggots sad

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I want some pasta covered in maggots but I have no maggots sad

I'll mail you some, they're better aged anyway...

Rob Owns You
Yeah more chewy that way

EsteemedLeader
Age em long enough and they get sort of gooey, then they have more bite to them...

D-Double
Originally posted by Sir Mist
I once killed a maggot for trying to shine my shoesraver

You're such a badass... raver

Sir Mist
Yeah, dont mess with me or Ill make you lick my boots cleanraver

D-Double
I like the taste of boots, biatch... raver

Sir Mist
Then you can lick my car clean, and make sure to get the bugs off the grill raver

D-Double
Then I'll pee on your ear... raver

Sir Mist
Ooh..then Ill get my evil pet monkey to point its finger at you in a threatening way raver

D-Double
DAMMIT!! scared ... you win disgust .... anything but the monkey. shutup

Sir Mist
Coolraver

BakaXero
maggots cant lay eggs.
its like saying that infants give birth to babies.
i dont think thats possible erm

D-Double
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Coolraver

if I owned a pig, I'd teach him to fart whenever you're near messed ... yeah, take that. yes

Sir Mist
If I had a cheeseburger, Id put ketchup on itraver Yeah take that.

D-Double
Damn, that's gangsta... raver

Sir Mist
Hardcore yo, dont mess with meraver

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by BakaXero
maggots cant lay eggs.
its like saying that infants give birth to babies.
i dont think thats possible erm

The sec I read the first post on this I intended to say just the same.
And it will be the day when pigs fly over a frozen hell before I give maggots a chance to invade my pizza before I devour it.

But for all you fans of cooking with larva's and such, some tasty ideas!

First of all, don't bother with your average house maggots, since they carry way to many germs and aren't that nutricious anyhow.

But the fascinating insect world has many other yummy crawlers to offer:

Worms; get yourself a good handful of these slick dudes, let them be for a few hours in a bucket (so they can crap and become tastier) and then wash em good to get rid of the sand.
Heat up some olive-oil at medium heat in a pan, add garlic and fresh pepper to your taste and toss in the worms. Stir it up for a few minutes, then pour in some ketjap-sauce and give it a final stir.
Nice with rice and lettuce.

Termites; fry them in a little butter at low heat for a few minutes, then add some brown sugar, shake pan around for a few secs and voila.
Interesting alternative for popcorn.

Grasshoppers; just bake these like french fries, but just briefly. Shake the basket good to get rid of most of the limbs when done.
Eat them like shrimp: don't bother with the heads.
More of a dipping snack, nice with cheese or chocolate sauce.

For your real maggots you'll need the tropic larva's, from the larger species of ants and termites. Fold these in tinfoil along with spices and vegetables you like and put the packages on a grill for like 5 minutes.

Happy cooking!

BakaXero
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The sec I read the first post on this I intended to say just the same.
And it will be the day when pigs fly over a frozen hell before I give maggots a chance to invade my pizza before I devour it.

But for all you fans of cooking with larva's and such, some tasty ideas!

First of all, don't bother with your average house maggots, since they carry way to many germs and aren't that nutricious anyhow.

But the fascinating insect world has many other yummy crawlers to offer:

Worms; get yourself a good handful of these slick dudes, let them be for a few hours in a bucket (so they can crap and become tastier) and then wash em good to get rid of the sand.
Heat up some olive-oil at medium heat in a pan, add garlic and fresh pepper to your taste and toss in the worms. Stir it up for a few minutes, then pour in some ketjap-sauce and give it a final stir.
Nice with rice and lettuce.

Termites; fry them in a little butter at low heat for a few minutes, then add some brown sugar, shake pan around for a few secs and voila.
Interesting alternative for popcorn.

Grasshoppers; just bake these like french fries, but just briefly. Shake the basket good to get rid of most of the limbs when done.
Eat them like shrimp: don't bother with the heads.
More of a dipping snack, nice with cheese or chocolate sauce.

For your real maggots you'll need the tropic larva's, from the larger species of ants and termites. Fold these in tinfoil along with spices and vegetables you like and put the packages on a grill for like 5 minutes.

Happy cooking!
i feel so violated no expression

Sir Mist
Someone took a thread made by Rob seriously?confused

Pandemoniac
Hell, everybody deserves a chance

Rob Owns You
Dude, one time I used worms as noodles, pig intestine as meat sauce, and maggots as seasoning, and that made the perfect pasta yo

Pandemoniac
With meals like that, no wonder you produce so much crap

Rob Owns You
I know, theres maggots floating around in the toilet after Im done taking a crap

BornToRule
what is a maggot? confused

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by BornToRule
what is a maggot? confused

Your serious? no expression

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I know, theres maggots floating around in the toilet after Im done taking a crap

Are they still moving? Cause remember, recycling is good!

BornToRule
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Your serious? no expression

im no good at eng!! cry

Rob Owns You
these are maggots...
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/tomorrow_today/9604/02/maggot/close_maggots_lg.jpg

BornToRule
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
these are maggots...
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/tomorrow_today/9604/02/maggot/close_maggots_lg.jpg


sick

Rob Owns You
Tasty looking eh?

BornToRule
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Tasty looking eh?


mmmm yummi ^__^

Pandemoniac
How about this juicy fellow

BornToRule
please i had enough!!

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