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1)he comes down your chimney and steals your food
2)he is fat..(what kind of role model is he for kids?)
3)he's constantly going on about Hoes.(thanx to syren for that info)
4)he's a lier, he claims he can fly on reindeers. we all know they cant fly
5)he has sex with elves( im still tryin to prove this one)
6) his other criminal names are chris cringle and sir mist
7)he never bought me that bike i wanted when i was a kid

if u can think of more than i would like to know, thank you

ermm...about point three..
it's because he knows where all naughty girls live?

Why would he need all of those names if he wasn't a criminal? All of those aliases... he's blatantly crooked.

Yeah, Imaginary said he really shouldn't be the one checking if children have been naughty or good

definetly. lets all go to the north pole and hunt him down

Originally posted by Clovie
ermm...about point three..
it's because he knows where all naughty girls live?

proves how sick he is

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, Imaginary said he really shouldn't be the one checking if children have been naughty or good i see

*packs bags and loads weapons onto the Syrenator*

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, Imaginary said he really shouldn't be the one checking if children have been naughty or good

Mhmm.

And Syren you can call me Imag

Thanks *honoured* eyes

*runs away on his flying reindeer*










*wonders why the reindeer isnt flying*

Originally posted by Syren
*packs bags and loads weapons onto the Syrenator*

*jumps on the syrenator*

That was smooth, you've wanted to do that for some time

*sticks the key in the ignition* eyes

Originally posted by Imaginary
Mhmm.

And Syren you can call me Imag schmoll

Originally posted by Sir Mist
*runs away on his flying reindeer*










*wonders why the reindeer isnt flying*

Honey, you can't run on a reindeer

Originally posted by Syren


That was smooth, you've wanted to do that for some time

*sticks the key in the ignition* eyes

us brits have to stick close close together

Is that your key in my ignition? Hmm hmm

Originally posted by Syren
Is that your key in my ignition? Hmm hmm

lets just ride

Originally posted by Clovie
schmoll

So can you, Clovie

*cough*whistling1

snipersanta

Originally posted by Sir Mist
*cough*whistling1

disgust

You suck, Mickey.

a030

That's me on the left, with my projector

Is notdisgust

Its me with my SW posters

cokefizz

Me not caring about your SW posters schmoll

I have better posters diva

*rides*

Originally posted by Imaginary
Me not caring about your SW posters schmoll

I have better posters diva

Just wait til I print mine off and get them laminated....then we'll talk

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Just wait til I print mine off and get them laminated....then we'll talk

Nope schmoll I refuse to be jealous.

But you have to be jealous when you see themdroolio

Originally posted by Sir Mist
But you have to be jealous when you see themdroolio

Do not!

Do somhm

Oh children, please?!

Sorry Syren angel_not

That's better

*kicks* innocent

What?

Syren make him stop! crybaby

innocent
Fakerdisgust

I didn't do nothing hypocrite

I'm gonna ground you for like, three days, young man nono

bottom

Stop lying!

Originally posted by Syren
I'm gonna ground you for like, three days, young man nono

cry

She started itweep

Sucked in Mickey

*snickers* I love being the younger one diva

Keep pushing your luck and see what you get

*cowers*

disgust

Sonofabitchdisgust

*ruffles hair*

Girls will be girls...

{Ever get really annoyed that it's always the boys who get let off? Yeah? Well, I'm here to level it up biatches}.

Syren, you rock

Sucked in, Michael!

*pouts* disgust

*pulls hair*

*pokes with a tuna* disgust

*dunks in soya sauce*