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Please come in have a cup of tea and you may have a chat with me or whatever.

Alright, so me and this guy, he's a friend you know, we started this team. And, we did detective work, right? So then we were on this case, and I took one for him, and died. So now I'm here in Hell, and people don't realize that you're actually Satan, do they?

Me satan er what do you mean......

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Please come in have a cup of tea and you may have a chat with me or whatever.

I want some tea, bring some for Watson too

Yes help yourself its on the table.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Yes help yourself its on the table.

Don't mind if I do!

*Takes tea and pulls slice of cheesecake out of pocket, takes a bite of cheesecake*

so any questions?

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
so any questions?

Yeah, um, how do I get on ReverandMaynards friend list?

Haha thats a hard one,be cool to him clean behind your ears PM him with questions.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Yes help yourself its on the table.

Thanks youpi

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Haha thats a hard one,be cool to him clean behind your ears PM him with questions.

Hm, clean behind my ears, brilliant!

any more....

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
any more....

Who is the best detective on the forums?

Well you actually well after Queeg he knows all.......

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Well you actually well after Queeg he knows all.......

Who is this Queeg? I am better than him!

i dont know, you killed me, a totally inoccent person!

Queeq sorry,he posts very rarely but when he starts threads they last forever........

grand moff? are you from egypt?

Nope....Horus.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Queeq sorry,he posts very rarely but when he starts threads they last forever........

I am a better detective then he will eva be schmoll

Your ignorance is why you fall behind

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Your ignorance is why you fall behind

Watson! How dear you!

*Throws Inspecdah out of tea lounge*

Which is better, CLR or Lime-Away?

Lime all the way.

yup,
wheres horus?

Horus is an egyptian god

ok i knew that, im not stupid, well maybe a little.

Who would win in a fight, the incredible Hulk, or Mr. T?...

Mr T

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
*Throws Inspecdah out of tea lounge*

Why Watson?

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Mr T

Yes, it would be sort of like this...

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Why Watson?

you may only ask questions from now on Inspec you (only you) must re-earn the right to chat.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Yes, it would be sort of like this...

yup thats it

heh, serves him right for killin me!

yes it does now do you have a question?

yes!!! where do all my left socks go?

Well the sock goblin steals them but if you say "er gaurdian angel um could you get me a pair of socks" then look around and you'll find a pair..........or one.

interesting...

Imdeed,anymore q's

How come "Legend" didn't rocket Tim Curry's career?

Because although some peeps liked it it was a drag in the bushies.....

Indeed. You have a knack for simplifying the worlds problems...

I do i really do...

who are legend and tim curry?

no-one........anymore

Originally posted by leana marie
who are legend and tim curry?

Legend was an old movie with Tom Cruise and Tim Curry. You should see it!

any more large Q's for me to give a simple answer to or can i settle down with a tea and bicce?

Well, why did Fear Factor hire Joe Rogan? What's up with that?

what is the purpose of life?

he was a fading star he clearly felt Fear Factor would rejuvenate his dieing career

Originally posted by leana marie
what is the purpose of life?

Be nice to all people of any nation or creed,read a good book once and a while,get some walking in have kids and live your dreams.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
he was a fading star he clearly felt Fear Factor would rejuvenate his dieing career

No, no, why did Fear Factor HIRE him?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
No, no, why did Fear Factor HIRE him?

to boost ratings

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
to boost ratings

But how would Joe Rogan boost ratings?

*Sips tea*

i like tea, you know its supposed to prolong your life.

he had a name for himself and they wanted a name,however fear factor is a giant ball of failure so just remember that.

Originally posted by leana marie
i like tea, you know its supposed to prolong your life.

more tea?

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
he had a name for himself and they wanted a name,however fear factor is a giant ball of failure so just remember that.

Ah I see...

more tea?

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
more tea?

Oh indeed. Two sugars...

oh yes please!!

*gives over tea* so what else do you want to know? *sits back in leather chair and sips tea.*

You've both been adeded to my buddy list,well done you are now part of the Tea Group.

Oh yes, why are recliners so damn comfortable? Me and an aquaintance were pondering this in the early morning...

It just so happens im sitting in one,they are comfortable because they allow you to move the chair into a suitable position that helps your poor bones relax.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
It just so happens im sitting in one,they are comfortable because they allow you to move the chair into a suitable position that helps your poor bones relax.

What should I get from Taco Bell?

ohhhhh what did you have the time before last?

how come no one will hire me? i add you to my buddy list now!

eek

Originally posted by leana marie
how come no one will hire me? i add you to my buddy list now!

you have an aura that puts peoople off,,,sorry.

Hey, I keep trying to add you to my buddy list, but it's not recognizing. Could you type your exact name here so I can make you my buddy?

ah, how do i get rid of this bad aura?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Hey, I keep trying to add you to my buddy list, but it's not recognizing. Could you type your exact name here so I can make you my buddy?

It wont work just go to my profile and scroll to the bottom and click add GMGetc or try Grand Moff Gav

Originally posted by leana marie
ah, how do i get rid of this bad aura?

become more sure of yourself

Ah ha! It worked!

*Sips tea*

of course!

I am very efficent at those type of thing...*pours more tea*

*Takes a cookie* Delicious.

Does anyone mind If I just barge into this tea party? I'm particuarly thirsty.... And I have a few questions I need answers for oh wise one...

sooo parched........ *cough* *cough* ......t....ea...plea..se......vic...or........*sign*...

Can't you pour tea? What's wrong with you man are you a cripple?

Can I have a coffee?

yeah, geez *takes a biscuit*

Gots to go. See you people later!

ok

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
yup thats it

Isn't asking question a part of dialouge?

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Does anyone mind If I just barge into this tea party? I'm particuarly thirsty.... And I have a few questions I need answers for oh wise one...

Ask and I shall answer

Originally posted by Syren
Can I have a coffee?


My dear God how dare you! Get Out you beast of Hell!

whats wrong with coffee? *sips mocha cappucino*

Errrrrr its not tea and ruins the whole idea of my tea house.But awell drink up.

why thank you! *sips actual drink, tea* now, who really runs the universe?

Me and a few select others

Can I please get some tea Mr. Grand Moff Gav?

Slip me some crap.I mean tea
How's Scotland?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Can I please get some tea Mr. Grand Moff Gav?
YesOriginally posted by Otaku
Slip me some crap.I mean tea
How's Scotland?
Wet

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav

Wet

Seems like Holland then

can i have a tea?

Originally posted by Otaku
Seems like Holland then

indeedOriginally posted by BornToRule
can i have a tea? no

why?cry

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
indeed

Do you live in the city?Like Edinbrough or Glasgow?

Originally posted by BornToRule
why?cry

You must join the club.

Originally posted by Otaku
Do you live in the city?Like Edinbrough or Glasgow?
Edinburgh,yes

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
You must join the club.


Edinburgh,yes

Ahh.Typo.Ok

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
You must join the club.


Edinburgh,yes

disgust

Originally posted by BornToRule
disgust

do you want to join the club

okey

then have some tea and ask a Q.

okey so hows england?

Well If Edinburgh is in Scotland and thats where I live...........Originally posted by Otaku
Slip me some crap.I mean tea
How's Scotland?

ooh sorry so always rain there i heard

No not always been quite nice latley

wow better then here i guess we had not much rain but much clouds and shit

Yeah,shame *sips tea*

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Yes

Thanks *pours tea in cup*

*still without a cuppa tea*... How come you scotts were kept at bay by a 6 foot wall....

What are you talking about? *sips tea*

English joke....

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
English joke....

Good thing I'm Jamaican *sips tea*

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
*still without a cuppa tea*... How come you scotts were kept at bay by a 6 foot wall....

We didnt really like England.

I'm back *puts on fresh kettle of tea*



Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
*still without a cuppa tea*... How come you scotts were kept at bay by a 6 foot wall....

Is that the wall erected by the Romans the Romans who managed to take over England but not Scotland is it that wall? LOL

Can I get some more tea please?

Yes help yourself.

*pours some tea* Where have you been Gav? My tea got cold

Yes I was taking a long deserved brake from KMC to work on some of my other Forums but I came back home.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Yes I was taking a long deserved brake from KMC to work on some of my other Forums but I came back home.

Do tell more, Watson

Not much more to say really but Im back and enjoying it


So any questions?

What is president Bush really up to?

He is honestly trying to do what he believes is right for America while trying to keep hold of office for as long as.

I don't like Bush

Not many do.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
He is honestly trying to do what he believes is right for America while trying to keep hold of office for as long as.

I doubt that

Oh No he is just what he thinks is best for America is not the same as everyone else's

Oh

Anything else *pours tea for Deck and himself*

hm i hav a question!!wht is the submultiple equation for a base unit and derived unit?

the unit is KG i need the submultiple of 1000kgs and i need it in derived units as well

a decimal fraction of the day must be selected for the new base unit, such as 1 d, 0.1 d, 0.01 d, etc

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
a decimal fraction of the day must be selected for the new base unit, such as 1 d, 0.1 d, 0.01 d, etc i need it in sub multiples and i need an exact number and in derived units as well

Originally posted by snehin
i need it in sub multiples and i need an exact number and in derived units as well
cry

Originally posted by snehin
hm i hav a question!!wht is the submultiple equation for a base unit and derived unit?

Ask your calculator

Thank you we dont do pointless math questions in here we are too upper class!

Exactly

Now please have some tea.

Why thank you Gav *drinks some more tea*

So any huge philisophical q's?

No, not really *puts mad sugar in tea*

Alas then we must drink tea till you think of one.

What is the true meaning of life?

To have children,a loving partner,get a dog (walk it often),go to the cinema every so often,do lots of KMC,Read a good book now and again,never kill, be peaceful with everyone, love your neighbour and care not for skin colour,nation or creed!

What are you up to?
Sips from his tea..........