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Did you see that loogy?

the one that was all sploogy?

No, the one that went looney

Didn't catch that loony, so it better pass by again real soon-y
Funny shit going on without my eyes fixed on it,
better goes in rehearsal cause my VCR just quit
No second chance in this romance so loose that shirt and let's all dance
Wannabe da man, bring the cam
Yer aim better be good as my moves are your ticket to Hollywood

Yo

I'd rather call him Inspectah Dick.
Being a meanass, dirty hick.
When Haloween does come.
He won't have any fun.
No treats for you bastard, just a trick.

Mondaymorning slaps me in the face, letting me know being still awake is outta place
The boss is gonna be super pissed, if I go to work like this!
But it's gonna take some time, to reanimate my mind and get me back to being kind
It's known ahead, I won't leave my bed even when that babe at work does a spread

Originally posted by Spelljammer
I'd rather call him Inspectah Dick.
Being a meanass, dirty hick.
When Haloween does come.
He won't have any fun.
No treats for you bastard, just a trick.

bow down, the wu tang inspecteh deck
hits the set with more ammo than 2 tecks
**** carrying a gun, i'll marry a nun just to break the limits
spelljammer couldn't see limits if he was at the end of his city
i break cytoplasms, while you tried to delegate in your committe
calling inspectah a dick? applause on having a sick diss
ill knock you out so the next day try to reminisce
your sig says "Smile, tommorow is going to be worse"
only for you buddy, for us it will be the exact reverse

quick drop, bye folks

im very bad a rhyming, but i will try,

the inspectah is cool,
he aint no fool,
spelljammer may be jerky,
but hes also perky,
i dont know those other guys,
so i wont make up any lies,
but now im gonna go,
and watch a tv show.


bye!

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
bow down, the wu tang inspecteh deck
hits the set with more ammo than 2 tecks
**** carrying a gun, i'll marry a nun just to break the limits
spelljammer couldn't see limits if he was at the end of his city
i break cytoplasms, while you tried to delegate in your committe
calling inspectah a dick? applause on having a sick diss
ill knock you out so the next day try to reminisce
your sig says "Smile, tommorow is going to be worse"
only for you buddy, for us it will be the exact reverse

quick drop, bye folks

clap

Originally posted by Spelljammer
I'd rather call him Inspectah Dick.
Being a meanass, dirty hick.
When Haloween does come.
He won't have any fun.
No treats for you bastard, just a trick.

This guy Spelljammer spitting like he MC Hammer
Knock him out with two hits. Quick Dr. Ock get the Camcorder!
I'm spitting off some rhymes of this, broke Spell's jaw with my duo of fist

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck

This guy Spelljammer spitting like he MC Hammer
Knock him out with two hits. Quick Dr. Ock get the Camcorder!
I'm spitting off some rhymes of this, broke Spell's jaw with my duo of fist

ill continue off yours^

fist call me Ock the scientist
pissed pains proximal to my wrists
dont worry man, i brought the handy cam
from Japan to Sudan, same master plan
cuttin mc's apart like stickin fingers in an electric fan
attention fam
kool aid will gush out heads like cuts from the wu tang clan
spelljammer, remember how it all began?
a few hours ago you threw rhymes out the garbage can

this went so smoothly^ even though it didn't really have a concept

.....SJ is my friend, but you gotta admit what Dr.O said was funny.

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
ill continue off yours^

fist call me Ock the scientist
pissed pains proximal to my wrists
dont worry man, i brought the handy cam
from Japan to Sudan, same master plan
cuttin mc's apart like stickin fingers in an electric fan
attention fam
kool aid will gush out heads like cuts from the wu tang clan
spelljammer, remember how it all began?
a few hours ago you threw rhymes out the garbage can

this went so smoothly^ even though it didn't really have a concept

^I'll continue also

Two minutes he came back with the same shit
Broke him off with what Dr. Ock said and this
When I come through I'll bring drama
Ate everybody up as if I was Jeffrey Drahmar
Socrates philosophies and hypothesis couldn't explain how I be winning these
Rap monarchies, throw that stuff away Jammer. It's a mockery

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
^I'll continue also

Two minutes he came back with the same shit
Broke him off with what Dr. Ock said and this
When I come through I'll bring drama
Ate everybody up as if I was Jeffrey Drahmar
Socrates philosophies and hypothesis couldn't explain how I be winning these
Rap monarchies, throw that stuff away Jammer. It's a mockery

sounds like mf doom at first then the inspecteh deck kicks in.

oh shit! spelljammer is blacking out
it's about time, face to face with doom
ill get the keys lets drive him to the emergency room
batmobile!, my rhymes appeal to the masses
like the streets searching for meals as time passes
**** it, lets reinvent the wheel, i passed the classes
fumes and gases, production of molasses
get tossed like 80's lunchrooms, smell more shit than bathrooms
im in love with old people, but they prefer devouring prunes
50 years of verbal destruction, it's the jubilee
i drown mc's, beating me is like KMC without me

i give up
ima go finish homework too tired

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
sounds like mf doom at first then the inspecteh deck kicks in.

oh shit! spelljammer is blacking out
it's about time, face to face with doom
ill get the keys lets drive him to the emergency room
batmobile!, my rhymes appeal to the masses
like the streets searching for meals as time passes
**** it, lets reinvent the wheel, i passed the classes
fumes and gases, production of molasses
get tossed like 80's lunchrooms, smell more shit than bathrooms
im in love with old people, but they prefer devouring prunes
50 years of verbal destruction, it's the jubilee
i drown mc's, beating me is like KMC without me

i give up
ima go finish homework too tired

That sounds like MF Doom

Back to the regular rhyming now......... Super doopa hoop, drove that car like it was a 2005 Coup

im gonna try some old school

awwwwww yaaaaaaa

you dont stop, back to 88

awwwww yaaaaaa

well hello there take a few seconds to chill
im real boogie down i got more 'eyes" than the 'hills'
im kicking lyrics like a ninja, kung fu
on weekends i chill with my asians friends eating Thai Food
competition, wishing for more of that wild style
domino effect, im pushing mc's and ruining their profiles
'watch me now' like Kool Keith, im softer than silk
half you cats are in alleys dying for milk
i got a Big Daddy Kane chain on, it's too thick
welcome to Ock street, it's winter but u still couldn't stand the heat

MF Doom style

Supa doopa goon drops
Told Ock my name and on the track all he did flip flops
Kill someone and rob a bum
Look like Mr. Jammer right there had to much rum
Heard gunshots, call the nun, the mother said it wasn't her son
It's fun and games till someone get blasted
On the rolla coasta make sure those seats are securely fastened
And like Slipknot ya all get banned
Had some many people running for my autographs
Bardock stepped on my shoe, I ran for the Wu-Tang staff
Did moves like Bruce Lee, took out my pager everyone fled
Watch out for the the Docta, he got eyes with lasers
Said good bye like I was Arnold Shrawnegger

Hm...cool

When times are ****in tough,
And you can't get enough,
Just remember a few simple rules:
Y'all acting like fools
And shitting bricks,
Sporting big dicks
But that's all there is,
You just want to diss
Everybody and you can't get enough,
Cuz your addicted and you'll snuff
The competition into oblivion
And drive to the meridian
Blastin these cats
Like a couple of ****in rats.

Shit on this, this punkass world
With all the vomit you ever hurled.
Make noise
with Tonker toys
And blow each other up
Til you can't stand up.




....yo

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
MF Doom style

Supa doopa goon drops
Told Ock my name and on the track all he did flip flops
Kill someone and rob a bum
Look like Mr. Jammer right there had to much rum
Heard gunshots, call the nun, the mother said it wasn't her son
It's fun and games till someone get blasted
On the rolla coasta make sure those seats are securely fastened
And like Slipknot ya all get banned
Had some many people running for my autographs
Bardock stepped on my shoe, I ran for the Wu-Tang staff
Did moves like Bruce Lee, took out my pager everyone fled
Watch out for the the Docta, he got eyes with lasers
Said good bye like I was Arnold Shrawnegger

Originally posted by Lemonade Whiz
Hm...cool

When times are ****in tough,
And you can't get enough,
Just remember a few simple rules:
Y'all acting like fools
And shitting bricks,
Sporting big dicks
But that's all there is,
You just want to diss
Everybody and you can't get enough,
Cuz your addicted and you'll snuff
The competition into oblivion
And drive to the meridian
Blastin these cats
Like a couple of ****in rats.

Shit on this, this punkass world
With all the vomit you ever hurled.
Make noise
with Tonker toys
And blow each other up
Til you can't stand up.




....yo

Great googly moogly

i'm hunting your sorry a$$ down deck

it's the O dot C dot T dot O
i've never heard of that movie called 'Domino'
listen, im taking it back to the era of funk
not really, but my avatar will make an elephant jump
im a living walking talking sin
like Lecter, ill aim for your abdomen
they keep bragging and bragging, but they know they suck
i spat on the mic, Viktor shouted YUCK!!
and now i give up

ima go finish hmwk PEACE!

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
it's the O dot C dot T dot O
i've never heard of that movie called 'Domino'
listen, im taking it back to the era of funk
not really, but my avatar will make an elephant jump
im a living walking talking sin
like Lecter, ill aim for your abdomen
they keep bragging and bragging, but they know they suck
i spat on the mic, Viktor shouted YUCK!!
and now i give up

ima go finish hmwk PEACE! that sucks no offense

Originally posted by slim_thug
that sucks no offense
it's a real freestyle

if u wanna battle, you wont stand a chance man...im serious.

Woho, check Doc tossin up rimes so high they float
Must be kinda handy to have 8 hands taking notes
Mirror, mirror on the wall, wish I could produce rimes that tall
Well sucka, the mirror cheers, it's all about that mr. lefty keeping it's grasp on all those beers...
But for me the heat in your street still feels like spring in heaven,
cause I'm in the kitchen 24/7

donatellomy official symbol


ill guess ill rap

i come try to spit some knowledge
you can't sort the door cuz of my lyrical wendge
i have been known to overpost but just like shadow i m givin up the ghost
scroll up then scroll down ill own one or two noobs whenever im in town
i cant comprehend your stupidity i run this joint i rule KMC



i suck

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon


Your turn

here 's my rap!!!!!!!

i got a gatman
there's a problem i'm gonna solve
a nigga moving around
with a big ass revolter and a mac man
what the **** are you retarded
touch shady and i'll leave you dearly departed

i know i never created it but its still cool

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
it's a real freestyle

if u wanna battle, you wont stand a chance man...im serious.

Betta chill out before I slice ya
My words are like sour milk, when it touches your tongue it's raw
Okay Slim Thug, where's Paww Woww
Ran a train on each other and all I said was "wow"

Originally posted by slim_thug
i know i never created it but its still cool

idiot

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Betta chill out before I slice ya
My words are like sour milk, when it touches your tongue it's raw
Okay Slim Thug, where's Paww Woww
Ran a train on each other and all I said was "wow"

now look here inspectah im here to check ya
out like lunch, you'll get more punches than a party
i remain the 'same' like learning economy
i overrule like monopoly, but not the game
you'll get more taunts on KMC than a football game

Just had 4 gallons of applejuice,
Belly tight, blatter on the loose
A run to the loo, there is no truce
Fingers wrestling the fly but in a snooze
Time's out, my pants will lose

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Betta chill out before I slice ya
My words are like sour milk, when it touches your tongue it's raw
Okay Slim Thug, where's Paww Woww
Ran a train on each other and all I said was "wow" your dead
my rap

inspectah dek he sucks likes heck it even says so on his neck
he smokes cheap crack his breath is so bad he needs a tic tac
keep talking shit and i'll mug ya cause i am the king the thug the unbeatened gap so don't **** with dat

represent haha

Originally posted by slim_thug
your dead
my rap

inspectah dek he sucks likes heck it even says so on his neck
he smokes cheap crack his breath is so bad he needs a tic tac
keep talking shit and i'll mug ya cause i am the king the thug the unbeatened gap so don't **** with dat



inspectah ignore it

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon


inspectah ignore it what he did

stupid pu$$y cause he knows he can't beat dat

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
idiot



Originally posted by slim_thug
here 's my rap!!!!!!!

i got a gatman
there's a problem i'm gonna solve
a nigga moving around
with a big ass revolter and a mac man
what the **** are you retarded
touch shady and i'll leave you dearly departed

The joint is G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
now look here inspectah im here to check ya
out like lunch, you'll get more punches than a party
i remain the 'same' like learning economy
i overrule like monopoly, but not the game
you'll get more taunts on KMC than a football game



I'm out of ideas

Spit MF Doom style

cause you can't do beta

Originally posted by slim_thug
represent haha

look here's a quick freestyle drop
you a thug, but shook at the sigh tof a cop
from the looks of it, u'll get chopped and bound
better shut the **** up and slow your shit down
no wonder you listen to slim thug, even since
u cant rhyme, and u cant spell "vengeance"
im wreckless, like an old man driving a car
now really, ur gonna keep running like your avatar

you guys aren't taking that raps personal are you?

Inspectah deck> i cant do MF Doom style...too hard he's too creative

Originally posted by slim_thug
you guys aren't taking that raps personal are you?

Originally posted by slim_thug
you guys aren't taking that raps personal are you?

not from you

Originally posted by slim_thug
your dead
my rap

inspectah dek he sucks likes heck it even says so on his neck
he smokes cheap crack his breath is so bad he needs a tic tac
keep talking shit and i'll mug ya cause i am the king the thug the unbeatened gap so don't **** with dat
Originally posted by slim_thug
what he did

stupid pu$$y cause he knows he can't beat dat
Originally posted by slim_thug
cause you can't do beta

Kinda obnoxious to spit with a name like "Slim Thug"

How do you substitute "s" with dollar signs

alright next rap

this aint batman robin and lacey and crazy this is slim thug and shady
we're the worst so put yo hands up bebe
we don't **** with punks like deck and octagon
cause they roll with **** frum the pentagom
both of you stupid couldm't get a girl even when you shot by cupid cuz yu stupid so get yo sorry asses moving

thats it later gtg

deck and i where talking about the real "slim thug" in all his anorexic glory

A lack of soul, forgetting the whole,
as the poo flies outta the wrong body-hole
Like yesterday's paper life ends in a bin,
The next scent of humour will be Satan's grin

i just cant see it
blind to the eyes
come in your face
boom pow suprise

do get off the stage bbbbboooooooooooooooooooooo

Originally posted by slim_thug
alright next rap

this aint batman robin and lacey and crazy this is slim thug and shady
we're the worst so put yo hands up bebe
we don't **** with punks like deck and octagon
cause they roll with **** frum the pentagom
both of you stupid couldm't get a girl even when you shot by cupid cuz yu stupid so get yo sorry asses moving

thats it later gtg

I was talking about Slim Thug the rapper, not you

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
Inspectah deck> i cant do MF Doom style...too hard he's too creative

Do Kool Keith style

Originally posted by slim_thug
do get off the stage bbbbboooooooooooooooooooooo

its from chappelle

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
A lack of soul, forgetting the whole,
as the poo flies outta the wrong body-hole
Like yesterday's paper life ends in a bin,
The next scent of humour will be Satan's grin

ohhhh shittt time for some kool keith style

ayo ayo ayo i smelling my girls a-hole
kool keith back on the track
im lovin your girls rack like maggots moving
in the tree of life, i got a rusty knife that can end your life
cenobites, seen more bites cuz Seymore bites
ass, more ass than donkys in a barrio
can u hear me though, los angeles and new york are plastic
more plastic than ralph bags, more plastic than plastiques
spaceships out the anus, battles that are famous
more accurate than marskmenship, broken hip
extraterrestial sensational battle rapping text
than can ruin your necks
Louisiana, ill leave you fully hexed
seen more voodoo than doodoo on a platter

i give up Kool keith is hard too

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
ohhhh shittt time for some kool keith style

ayo ayo ayo i smelling my girls a-hole
kool keith back on the track
im lovin your girls rack like maggots moving
in the tree of life, i got a rusty knife that can end your life
cenobites, seen more bites cuz Seymore bites
ass, more ass than donkys in a barrio
can u hear me though, los angeles and new york are plastic
more plastic than ralph bags, more plastic than plastiques
spaceships out the anus, battles that are famous
more accurate than marskmenship, broken hip
extraterrestial sensational battle rapping text
than can ruin your necks
Louisiana, ill leave you fully hexed
seen more voodoo than doodoo on a platter

i give up Kool keith is hard too

RZA style

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
RZA style

bauubby digital, chlorox, in ur house
we'll make it a hot box, intox-
icated, sedated, rhyming to glorify knowledge
im intelligent to a third degree, no need for college
not a drop out like Kanye, i've been the kenya
and i'll send ya in a package, routine, splinters
beneath your feet, back in the days we carried heat
now we have a fallen soldier, and i told her
to do the 'la rhumba', she said **** nahh
slapped her with a two ton cannon, elements pure
and i know you're all waiting for 'The Cure'

i dunno lmao

On a lame sundaymorning I was riding line 9
with a boner in my pants cause the chick next to me was mighty fine
My stop was near and I was gonna clear until some old Ho got way to near
She told me to leave the chair, cause it it would be only fair, to have her wrinkled ass and not mine over there!
I said 'quite a speech, you silly ****, but now give that wallet or I'll kick your butt!. This is no joke, I'm pretty broke!'
Scared for a bit, but taking no shit as the driver got to meddle in it!
He told me all about he picked up the phone and did a shout,
and the cops were close and on me without a doubt
I said 'if that's the shit, you don't know who your messing with!'
So pulled my 9, fired from the hip and gave em all a new piercing in the lip

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
On a lame sundaymorning I was riding line 9
with a boner in my pants cause the chick next to me was mighty fine
My stop was near and I was gonna clear until some old Ho got way to near
She told me to leave the chair, cause it it would be only fair, to have her wrinkled ass and not mine over there!
I said 'quite a speech, you silly ****, but now give that wallet or I'll kick your butt!. This is no joke, I'm pretty broke!'
Scared for a bit, but taking no shit as the driver got to meddle in it!
He told me all about he picked up the phone and did a shout,
and the cops were close and on me without a doubt
I said 'if that's the shit, you don't know who your messing with!'
So pulled my 9, fired from the hip and gave em all a new piercing in the lip



Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
bauubby digital, chlorox, in ur house
we'll make it a hot box, intox-
icated, sedated, rhyming to glorify knowledge
im intelligent to a third degree, no need for college
not a drop out like Kanye, i've been the kenya
and i'll send ya in a package, routine, splinters
beneath your feet, back in the days we carried heat
now we have a fallen soldier, and i told her
to do the 'la rhumba', she said **** nahh
slapped her with a two ton cannon, elements pure
and i know you're all waiting for 'The Cure'

i dunno lmao

Uhhhh, Aesop style

story...

it all went down like 'two towers'
tuesday morning walked out to purchase some flowers
roses mostly, cuz we were getting closley
like the small space between the butt and the nut
it was as simple as that, i felt her connection, spent
more time with her than my studies and family
we hung loose together like the lips on Biz Markie
felt a bond, definitly covalent
and she certainly wasn't hated
by folks, was intelligent not a sheep
dreamed about her in my sleep
and not in that way, it was much more than that
we had a few small fights like the baseball hitting the bat
grew together, evolved like cells to tissues
listened to her, debated about political issues
went to a few cafe's, ordered some dessert
had a nice time, headed for the Masta Ace concert
she was a nice girl, i was a gentleman
i worked on my blueprints while she worked on her plans
memory lane kicked in and this is how it all began

it was a tuesday morning, tired about 5 A.M
i was driving to college while i heard eminem
rhyming his bullshit on the radio, couldn't take it no more
popped in 'Disposable Arts' and wasn't soar anymore
went in class was ready for some anatomy
when a gorgeous girl walked by and stopped me
she asked a few questions and right now i cant remember
her beauty even made me forget this was in December
i thought about it, i thought this was just another girl
i was dead wrong like Big, she was perfect as rare as a pearl
and it continued on day after day
let me end it here by saying this girl is still here with me today

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck




Uhhhh, Aesop style

jabberwalky takly speak softly whent he elephant drum hits calmly
let me take out the spikes off the tree, Lee couldn't battle with vampire
if he remember the day he met the 'damned queen' the wakling stick, stones throw method carrying bricks up the pyramid, 13 steps to fame, 8 to perfection, 3 to adolsecent, the rest to begin with

i have no idea what im saying

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
story...

it all went down like 'two towers'
tuesday morning walked out to purchase some flowers
roses mostly, cuz we were getting closley
like the small space between the butt and the nut
it was as simple as that, i felt her connection, spent
more time with her than my studies and family
we hung loose together like the lips on Biz Markie
felt a bond, definitly covalent
and she certainly wasn't hated
by folks, was intelligent not a sheep
dreamed about her in my sleep
and not in that way, it was much more than that
we had a few small fights like the baseball hitting the bat
grew together, evolved like cells to tissues
listened to her, debated about political issues
went to a few cafe's, ordered some dessert
had a nice time, headed for the Masta Ace concert
she was a nice girl, i was a gentleman
i worked on my blueprints while she worked on her plans
memory lane kicked in and this is how it all began

it was a tuesday morning, tired about 5 A.M
i was driving to college while i heard eminem
rhyming his bullshit on the radio, couldn't take it no more
popped in 'Disposable Arts' and wasn't soar anymore
went in class was ready for some anatomy
when a gorgeous girl walked by and stopped me
she asked a few questions and right now i cant remember
her beauty even made me forget this was in December
i thought about it, i thought this was just another girl
i was dead wrong like Big, she was perfect as rare as a pearl
and it continued on day after day
let me end it here by saying this girl is still here with me today
Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
jabberwalky takly speak softly whent he elephant drum hits calmly
let me take out the spikes off the tree, Lee couldn't battle with vampire
if he remember the day he met the 'damned queen' the wakling stick, stones throw method carrying bricks up the pyramid, 13 steps to fame, 8 to perfection, 3 to adolsecent, the rest to begin with

i have no idea what im saying

Psuedo- Dangr Doom style

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Psuedo- Dangr Doom style

ummm

roar like a 'Boer' in africa
not the pig man get your history facts
damn it's a plan like rakim's
except im not here to wreck or get cream

i give up lmao too tired

story...

it all went down like 'two towers'
tuesday morning walked out to purchase some flowers
roses mostly, cuz we were getting closley
like the small space between the butt and the nut
it was as simple as that, i felt her connection, spent
more time with her than my studies and family
we hung loose together like the lips on Biz Markie
felt a bond, definitly covalent
and she certainly wasn't hated
by folks, was intelligent not a sheep
dreamed about her in my sleep
and not in that way, it was much more than that
we had a few small fights like the baseball hitting the bat
grew together, evolved like cells to tissues
listened to her, debated about political issues
went to a few cafe's, ordered some dessert
had a nice time, headed for the Masta Ace concert
she was a nice girl, i was a gentleman
i worked on my blueprints while she worked on her plans
memory lane kicked in and this is how it all began

it was a tuesday morning, tired about 5 A.M
i was driving to college while i heard eminem
rhyming his bullshit on the radio, couldn't take it no more
popped in 'Disposable Arts' and wasn't soar anymore
went in class was ready for some anatomy
when a gorgeous girl walked by and stopped me
she asked a few questions and right now i cant remember
her beauty even made me forget this was in December
i thought about it, i thought this was just another girl
i was dead wrong like Big, she was perfect as rare as a pearl
and it continued on day after day
let me end it here by saying this girl is still here with me today

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feedback please

Originally posted by bardock
deck and i where talking about the real "slim thug" in all his anorexic glory what do mean i am the real slim thug

Originally posted by slim_thug
what do mean i am the real slim thug

doesn't surprise me, either way you're a dumbass

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
doesn't surprise me, either way you're a dumbass lets have dissing contest

Originally posted by slim_thug
lets have dissing contest

you mean a battle

ya but first help me out in the toon porno thread

Originally posted by slim_thug
ya but first help me out in the toon porno thread

no it's ok

damn you ok
first diss:yo mom's so fat you can't tell the difference btwn her and the titanic

Originally posted by slim_thug
damn you ok
first diss:yo mom's so fat you can't tell the difference btwn her and the titanic

im talking about battles not lame disses.

ohh wat do you mean battles

Originally posted by slim_thug
ohh wat do you mean battles

ur like 12 aren't you...

what have we been doing in the past 3 threads (even though it were jokes)

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
doesn't surprise me, either way you're a dumbass



Originally posted by slim_thug
ohh wat do you mean battles

the Rebel INS is back! sup man.

not 12 i am 15 for the last frucking time ok

Originally posted by slim_thug
not 12 i am 15 for the last frucking time ok

for the last time? u mean more people have thought u were 12?

explains alot...

ya cause of my writing.like holy shit big frucking deal

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
the Rebel INS is back! sup man.

Wassup. I just heard GZA freestyle on the Chapelle Show!

You can also call me Rollie Fingers

Originally posted by slim_thug
ya cause of my writing.like holy shit big frucking deal

Is that a new word?

no since we can't say say it without we say say fruck

Originally posted by slim_thug
no since we can't say say it without we say say fruck

we can't say f u c k so we say fruck

****

see

No, I don't see

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
story...

it all went down like 'two towers'
tuesday morning walked out to purchase some flowers
roses mostly, cuz we were getting closley
like the small space between the butt and the nut
it was as simple as that, i felt her connection, spent
more time with her than my studies and family
we hung loose together like the lips on Biz Markie
felt a bond, definitly covalent
and she certainly wasn't hated
by folks, was intelligent not a sheep
dreamed about her in my sleep
and not in that way, it was much more than that
we had a few small fights like the baseball hitting the bat
grew together, evolved like cells to tissues
listened to her, debated about political issues
went to a few cafe's, ordered some dessert
had a nice time, headed for the Masta Ace concert
she was a nice girl, i was a gentleman
i worked on my blueprints while she worked on her plans
memory lane kicked in and this is how it all began

it was a tuesday morning, tired about 5 A.M
i was driving to college while i heard eminem
rhyming his bullshit on the radio, couldn't take it no more
popped in 'Disposable Arts' and wasn't soar anymore
went in class was ready for some anatomy
when a gorgeous girl walked by and stopped me
she asked a few questions and right now i cant remember
her beauty even made me forget this was in December
i thought about it, i thought this was just another girl
i was dead wrong like Big, she was perfect as rare as a pearl
and it continued on day after day
let me end it here by saying this girl is still here with me today

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feedback please

"It's all good"

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
"It's all good"

thx

Did you hear the song GZA did on the Chapelle show?

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
thx

That was quoted from a song? Guess which Watson detective

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Did you hear the song GZA did on the Chapelle show?



That was quoted from a song? Guess which Watson detective

there are tons of songs that say taht

im guessing Inspectah Deck- Cradle to the Grave

'Smelly feet'

I'm making many miles before the day passes,
And in between, my shoes are a scene, at which the odour masses
These boots I wear till late at night, are so very watertight
As I take em off after passing trough my door,
I notice burn-marks appearing on the floor
The wallpaper shifts from white to brown and cracks start running down
As I step inside the house to get some grub, my goldfish go floating belly-up
My furry rabbit Mr. Snookies, gets tearstained eyes before tossing cookies
As I stood still for a sec in one place, the answer hit me in the face
Cause from a feet below my knees, there ascended the smell of cheddar-cheese
I gave Fox Mulder a call and he investigated, seems my boots are poorly ventilated
Germs reproducing in em having a ball, producing a stench that makes BigFoot fall
As I pass a fart the air improves, as it cloaks the smell comin from my hooves

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
'Smelly feet'

I'm making many miles before the day passes,
And in between, my shoes are a scene, at which the odour masses
These boots I wear till late at night, are so very watertight
As I take em off after passing trough my door,
I notice burn-marks appearing on the floor
The wallpaper shifts from white to brown and cracks start running down
As I step inside the house to get some grub, my goldfish go floating belly-up
My furry rabbit Mr. Snookies, gets tearstained eyes before tossing cookies
As I stood still for a sec in one place, the answer hit me in the face
Cause from a feet below my knees, there ascended the smell of cheddar-cheese
I gave Fox Mulder a call and he investigated, seems my boots are poorly ventilated
Germs reproducing in em having a ball, producing a stench that makes BigFoot fall
As I pass a fart the air improves, as it cloaks the smell comin from my hooves

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
did you see my rap in the ballroom thread

Originally posted by slim_thug
did you see my rap in the ballroom thread

no, copy and paste it on here.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
'Smelly feet'

I'm making many miles before the day passes,
And in between, my shoes are a scene, at which the odour masses
These boots I wear till late at night, are so very watertight
As I take em off after passing trough my door,
I notice burn-marks appearing on the floor
The wallpaper shifts from white to brown and cracks start running down
As I step inside the house to get some grub, my goldfish go floating belly-up
My furry rabbit Mr. Snookies, gets tearstained eyes before tossing cookies
As I stood still for a sec in one place, the answer hit me in the face
Cause from a feet below my knees, there ascended the smell of cheddar-cheese
I gave Fox Mulder a call and he investigated, seems my boots are poorly ventilated
Germs reproducing in em having a ball, producing a stench that makes BigFoot fall
As I pass a fart the air improves, as it cloaks the smell comin from my hooves

Funny shit.

MC Mike! drop some Kool Keithish goldfish on head chicken throwing raps

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
no, copy and paste it on here. just go there i'm busy but its crazy even bardock likes it

Originally posted by slim_thug
just go there i'm busy but its crazy even bardock likes it

yea ill try finding it. i'll tell you what i think.

F-A-K-E

i neva rote it


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Originally posted by slim_thug
did you see my rap in the ballroom thread
you just said it's yours^^^^^

grow up man.

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
there are tons of songs that say taht

im guessing Inspectah Deck- Cradle to the Grave

It came out just recently

deck did you see that wack ass shit slim tried to pull in the ballroom

Originally posted by bardock
deck did you see that wack ass shit slim tried to pull in the ballroom

he almost fooled me too, but since my friends listen to G-unit soo much, im kinda used to their lyrics

Originally posted by bardock
deck did you see that wack ass shit slim tried to pull in the ballroom

Nah, I'm gonna see it right now

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
he almost fooled me too, but since my friends listen to G-unit soo much, im kinda used to their lyrics

Same here

so...someone drop some rhymes

Wonderful, never horrible
Grab the mic, crushed up all his metacarbos

viktor!

Vaughn!

great balls of fire
guess who just crawled out the mire
that can make you trust a mother****ing liar

VIKTOR!

Great googly moogly! You see that loogy?
Yeah, keep it on the D.L. Hugley
Signed that Wu contract as if I was doing trustfully
Use to straight A's and skip grades
Nowadays showing my teck to dem is the quickest way
I guess that's why they call me Inspectah Deck
Tell your homies to bring some booze, cause I always keep a burner kept
Get Dr. Ock on ya
We use to steal and battle just to get a rep
They say we be wildin' out
Guess my moms gave me to much brussel sprouts
Threw up the Wu-Tang like I was Shawn Mc Clout
Gizza said I was sick
Ock said I was dope
That's a understatement. Got so pissed, slapped the shit outta Slick Rick

Got 4 overdated sixpacks in last weeks outlet,
dumping them down my troth as if it's a toilet
It's at number 10 when my legs start to quit,
Desperately demanding my ass to take a sit
My body sucks in breaths craving oxygen,
to bad I have tobacco-smoke mixed in them
Messin up my own construction
as I work my way to self-destruction

my blood is that of a warrior in nature
a political beast born with nurture
not a silver spoon, the invisble hand held my future
i grew and developed smart and tall
drank and laughed with mindless barbarians in the meadhall
growing and exploring the timezones
read hieroglyphics in egypt,
Italy grabbed the wine and took a sip
but was kicked out with the 'boot'

im high like the 'atmoshpere' a true 'rhymsayer'
aimin' at space cadets, more sets than tennis players
im the Doc Ock aimin at paper targets with my scope
the mic hangs around my neck next to the stethoscope
on my chest is a caducei, cuz i heal and kill
an optometrist, i poked the 'eyes' out on the 'hills'
you can keep talking and stating how u sick
but in the end you'll stay seated like a paraphalegic

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Got 4 overdated sixpacks in last weeks outlet,
dumping them down my troth as if it's a toilet
It's at number 10 when my legs start to quit,
Desperately demanding my ass to take a sit
My body sucks in breaths craving oxygen,
to bad I have tobacco-smoke mixed in them
Messin up my own construction
as I work my way to self-destruction



Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
im high like the 'atmoshpere' a true 'rhymsayer'
aimin' at space cadets, more sets than tennis players
im the Doc Ock aimin at paper targets with my scope
the mic hangs around my neck next to the stethoscope
on my chest is a caducei, cuz i heal and kill
an optometrist, i poked the 'eyes' out on the 'hills'
you can keep talking and stating how u sick
but in the end you'll stay seated like a paraphalegic

eek

bo bo shabo

Originally posted by Arcane
bo bo shabo

hey peeps

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon


it rhymed more then this guys post

Originally posted by slim_thug
hey peeps

Originally posted by Arcane
it rhymed more then this guys post

slim thug doesn't count

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
slim thug doesn't count What

Originally posted by slim_thug
What

ur not lil jon, u read what i said

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
ur not lil jon, u read what i said Whatever

Originally posted by slim_thug
Whatever

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
Yes whatever have a problem then go solve it.

Originally posted by slim_thug
Yes whatever have a problem then go solve it.

problem? dont see one

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
problem? dont see one Good I was expecting you to say that

Originally posted by slim_thug
Good I was expecting you to say that

congratu****inglations

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
bow down, the wu tang inspecteh deck
hits the set with more ammo than 2 tecks
**** carrying a gun, i'll marry a nun just to break the limits
spelljammer couldn't see limits if he was at the end of his city
i break cytoplasms, while you tried to delegate in your committe
calling inspectah a dick? applause on having a sick diss
ill knock you out so the next day try to reminisce
your sig says "Smile, tommorow is going to be worse"
only for you buddy, for us it will be the exact reverse

quick drop, bye folks
GO DOC!

I can't rap a bit
Great job Inspectah!

Originally posted by slim_thug
hey peeps

What peeps?

Yo, Dr. Ock I'm bout to spit son dj

I am the esteemed one,
listen to my words son,
bow before the might cause I'm on the rise to power,
on KMC every day for at least 12 hours,
when I'm here I start feeling good,
everybody chillin out at the KMC hood,
I'm not a good rapper as you can plainly tell,
but mess with me n00bs and I'll slap you to Hell,
I just took a shower and now I'm wet and drippy,
and after all the drama it still scares the Hell out of me.

Oops, dinner. Gots to go son, word.

Legendary crappin

Not on no daily basis but once in a frequent while,
Yesterdays feasting gets my butt full in a special style
Waking up with tremors rolling trough my anus
Giving me hints this next turd will be famous
As I fight my way to the toilet in despair,
I start to fear all that poo won't fit in there
Cause what I'm packing and about to drop from my behind
tends to project visions of landslides on my mind
Been cramming crap in the gut and now I'm the founder,
of a sewerblocking, nice and juicy '10 pounder'
And after I'll let that bag o gardendirt go free
My ass will desperately need cosmetic surgery
But all doubt leaves me, standing on the toiletfloor,
as my new creation knocks on the inside of my backdoor
Mr. Turd is remorseless and has just 1 thing to say;
Sit your ass, let it rip or I'll go out the other way!

*chicka chicka ahh*
OHHH Here we go

Bun's here to rock your world, Walkin threw tha club like "who's ya gurl"
Wit my girls on my side we bump this joint. Walk in tha door we get to tha point
We hit tha floor we rockin fo sho n everywon seems to follow our flow


heh i give up..... that all i could come up with...

dj

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Legendary crappin

Not on no daily basis but once in a frequent while,
Yesterdays feasting gets my butt full in a special style
Waking up with tremors rolling trough my anus
Giving me hints this next turd will be famous
As I fight my way to the toilet in despair,
I start to fear all that poo won't fit in there
Cause what I'm packing and about to drop from my behind
tends to project visions of landslides on my mind
Been cramming crap in the gut and now I'm the founder,
of a sewerblocking, nice and juicy '10 pounder'
And after I'll let that bag o gardendirt go free
My ass will desperately need cosmetic surgery
But all doubt leaves me, standing on the toiletfloor,
as my new creation knocks on the inside of my backdoor
Mr. Turd is remorseless and has just 1 thing to say;
Sit your ass, let it rip or I'll go out the other way!

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Yo, Dr. Ock I'm bout to spit son dj

spit sunnn

Put on a beat Docta

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Put on a beat Docta Hurry up already rap.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Put on a beat Docta

--==|The Human Beatbox|==--

Originally posted by slim_thug
Hurry up already rap.

calm the **** down

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
calm the **** down



Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
--==|The Human Beatbox|==--



I rhyme like an elaborate sceam
Choked Slim_thug with a Mic, he thought he was in a dream
Dr. Ock told me to get his titanium claws
I was like **** it, took out my 44 and bust like Quick Draw McGraw
Many people try to finish me at the booth
It won't work. Look at Jammer. He shit his Sean John suit
After the battle I went to th Wu- Headquarters
Then I reflected back in the day
When I use to have a dirty ol bike, now I have 300 hundred of them with a chauffeur

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck




I rhyme like an elaborate sceam
Choked Slim_thug with a Mic, he thought he was in a dream
Dr. Ock told me to get his titanium claws
I was like **** it, took out my 44 and bust like Quick Draw McGraw
Many people try to finish me at the booth
It won't work. Look at Jammer. He shit his Sean John suit
After the battle I went to th Wu- Headquarters
Then I reflected back in the day
When I use to have a dirty ol bike, now I have 300 hundred of them with a chauffeur Nice rap

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck




I rhyme like an elaborate sceam
Choked Slim_thug with a Mic, he thought he was in a dream
Dr. Ock told me to get his titanium claws
I was like **** it, took out my 44 and bust like Quick Draw McGraw
Many people try to finish me at the booth
It won't work. Look at Jammer. He shit his Sean John suit
After the battle I went to th Wu- Headquarters
Then I reflected back in the day
When I use to have a dirty ol bike, now I have 300 hundred of them with a chauffeur

that McGraw line has been used a lot but still funny drop

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
that McGraw line has been used a lot but still funny drop

I heard Viktor use it, so I improvised

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I heard Viktor use it, so I improvised

Speaking of Quick Draw McGraw. You make a rap